The trick to legally speeding.

get this.
So I'm going the speed limit.
and then all of a sudden this guy is on my ass.
obviously wanting to go MUCH FASTER than the speed limit.

Now for the past couple of days I've been thinking about a theory - and have been wanting someone to ride my ass so I can try it out. So last night was my first time in practice. lo-and-behold, police were on the road. and guess what. it worked.

the theory?
Speeding can only be " legally " accomplished by having someone speed behind you. With this in mind - in the event that a police-man decides to jump after you - or he's going in the opposite direction and turns around - he'll get the guy behind you and not you. Its ingenius really. So next time some guy is riding your ass and you know he's going to pass you - just speed up and match his speed. dont let him lag behind much, only about a car's length. Its great, really.

Also -
I almost own every NIN cd ever created. whee.

and not to include my retort to " Im sorry "
" Im sorry " would be to imply that " they are sorry that you are wrong "
take - for instance - " Im sorry, but you're a fuckhead "
you see - Im not really sorry that you're a fuckhead,
but its just to convey the fact that I feel sad that you are.
" Im sorry, but what you think about democracy is bullshit "
- not that Im sorry about anything you think,
but that Im sorry that you are wrong.

whee.

and to end it all off - My LINK OF THE DAY.

dare you click it?
I think you should.
because it is funny.
and besides.
what the fuck else are you going to do?
Chroist - it surprises the hell out of me how many people are panzy ass motherfuckers who have no balls, even if they worked at a ball factory and had a third testical. They're wussies. They've got no guts. They dont take risks. WHO GIVES A SHIT IF ITS A PICTURE OF OLD GAY MAN PORN - it isnt like you're an old homosexual man who sucks other old homosexual men off - so why would it bother you? Jesus H. Chroist.