Couple of things-
1) If you go paintballing on Easter, do you have to wait three days after being hit before playing again?
2) Two people made references to the absence of women on the board. I have the genitalia that classifies me as a female and I have been on the board for a while.
3) Jesse when you called everyone else an ass you used lower case letters, however, when you called me an "ASS" you used all caps. Are your implying that I have a big butt? Because I don't think you should call someone as revered as I clearly am (Who's Who Among America's Teachers) a fat ass. That is pretty hurtful. Know your place, young man!