January 10, 2001
well Jeff people are lazy yes and I'm one of those people yes i know i don't seem like it* James, Aaron, & napster all cracking up!!* and it seems people do that cause they think other people will move in my case they do so when the other people see them move for me they think they will move for them and there wrong I myself will not move for anything smaller than me or my friends, so that is what I, me, myself thinks about the door thing.
Okay. People are lazy.
For many of us out there, this is probably not a huge surprise, for others they are probably taking offense. I don't know why. In truth, not only are people lazy, but so are animals and most any other organism. It's survival. Just about all organisms need oxygen to metabolize energy in order to function. When an animal does any type of action, energy (mostly in the forms of carbohydrates) are metabolized faster, and energy is lost at a higher rate. Thus, to conserve energy, laziness is instilled in most organisms. (I would say all, but i honestly don't know if this is true or not.)
Anyway, why i'm i writing about laziness? Well, the reason comes in a bit.
Some of you are fully aware of who B.F. Skinner is, and other behaviorists, and of there observations. At least i know James Miller and Collins are. Anyway, i am going to try and figure out something now.
One of the classic observations made by behaviorists is that of group consciousness and group action/behaviour. For example, you have a set of double doors and a crowd of people coming out of those doors. Out of these double doors, only one door is opened allowing the flow of people out through this one door. Now we introduce a second group of people already outside trying to get in. While it might seem obvious to some to open the second double door and walk through that, often times that second group will instead try to weave there way through the first open door with the flow of traffic against them. Why?
Here is where my laziness discussion comes into play. Keep in mind this is only my observation and my hypothesis. Basically, to explain the behavior of those who walk against the flow of traffic instead of opening the second door, many will hypothesis that it is group behavior. By that i mean that if one goes against the traffic, then the others in that group will too. I believe that group behavior does play a role in this. But to explain why the first person even attempted to go through the traffic blocked door, i think laziness plays a part in his/her/its decision. Here's how.
By going through the already open door, the person is, at least in his or her mind, expending less energy then by opening the door. While it doesn't seem likely, you have to actually think about it. By attempting to weave through the traffic, the only expended energy is that which is used to get through that one door. However, to go through the other door, there is more steps, and more energy used. For one, the person has to actually think about opening the door, and mentally go through the process of doing it. Believe it or not, this does use energy. Secondly, actually opening the door, and third, walking through it.
Now the interesting thing that happens afterward is that once the group trying to get in sees the open door, they too will go through it. Why? Because the door is already open, it takes out to steps required to go through that door. Now that door is open and requires less energy to go through it.
Of course there is also the part where because one person did it, the group trying to get in is now reinforced that such behavior is not only acceptable but beneficial.
Okay. Don't ask me why i decided to write about laziness and behaviorisms and stuff like that. Collins has been bugging me to post, so...
If its boring, just go bitch to him. Then maybe he'll stop whining about me not posting. :)
For many of us out there, this is probably not a huge surprise, for others they are probably taking offense. I don't know why. In truth, not only are people lazy, but so are animals and most any other organism. It's survival. Just about all organisms need oxygen to metabolize energy in order to function. When an animal does any type of action, energy (mostly in the forms of carbohydrates) are metabolized faster, and energy is lost at a higher rate. Thus, to conserve energy, laziness is instilled in most organisms. (I would say all, but i honestly don't know if this is true or not.)
Anyway, why i'm i writing about laziness? Well, the reason comes in a bit.
Some of you are fully aware of who B.F. Skinner is, and other behaviorists, and of there observations. At least i know James Miller and Collins are. Anyway, i am going to try and figure out something now.
One of the classic observations made by behaviorists is that of group consciousness and group action/behaviour. For example, you have a set of double doors and a crowd of people coming out of those doors. Out of these double doors, only one door is opened allowing the flow of people out through this one door. Now we introduce a second group of people already outside trying to get in. While it might seem obvious to some to open the second double door and walk through that, often times that second group will instead try to weave there way through the first open door with the flow of traffic against them. Why?
Here is where my laziness discussion comes into play. Keep in mind this is only my observation and my hypothesis. Basically, to explain the behavior of those who walk against the flow of traffic instead of opening the second door, many will hypothesis that it is group behavior. By that i mean that if one goes against the traffic, then the others in that group will too. I believe that group behavior does play a role in this. But to explain why the first person even attempted to go through the traffic blocked door, i think laziness plays a part in his/her/its decision. Here's how.
By going through the already open door, the person is, at least in his or her mind, expending less energy then by opening the door. While it doesn't seem likely, you have to actually think about it. By attempting to weave through the traffic, the only expended energy is that which is used to get through that one door. However, to go through the other door, there is more steps, and more energy used. For one, the person has to actually think about opening the door, and mentally go through the process of doing it. Believe it or not, this does use energy. Secondly, actually opening the door, and third, walking through it.
Now the interesting thing that happens afterward is that once the group trying to get in sees the open door, they too will go through it. Why? Because the door is already open, it takes out to steps required to go through that door. Now that door is open and requires less energy to go through it.
Of course there is also the part where because one person did it, the group trying to get in is now reinforced that such behavior is not only acceptable but beneficial.
Okay. Don't ask me why i decided to write about laziness and behaviorisms and stuff like that. Collins has been bugging me to post, so...
If its boring, just go bitch to him. Then maybe he'll stop whining about me not posting. :)
drowsy-drugs for sinus relief are, to say the least, interesting.
last thing I remember was coming home yesterday.... and i can now feel my headache rearing it's ugly head from the back of my mind already. I really would like to stay awake ... but if it gets worse - i'm going under the pill again.
two things off the top of : Rakhelle - you're german grammar needs work. I can understand what you said - but the manner in which you said it wasn't to where I could easily decipher it. Take for instance this one confusing little diddy --- If i wanted to say "I dont understand" in german, I could auto-translate it into "Ich nicht verstehe" .. but the german language is all funked up to the point that their grammar isn't like ours... and i'd have to say "Ich verstehe nicht" - which I dislike. oh well. that, and quit it with the latin. it gives me a headache. the intent of the board it to (whether it makes sense or not [as with jimmoi most of the time] doesnt matter) communicate sense/nonsense in a manner that would pass on the information clearly. Total number of people I know that know latin : 1 - and Jeff doesn't even read/post much. baarrrgh. where was i? oh - castro is a God in which we sometimes worship at 12.19pm. bahahahaha.
Oh hell. i just sneezed out so much flamcake it wasnt funny. I think i sneezed out my brain, or well part of it, as now i have an odd sensation to always walk left. my head keps wanting to move that way as well. bAAARGGH!
Napster - my 'warm ups' can only be done 2-3 minutes prior to show, and im sure that some students in the front rows could hear me chanting the well-known mantra even right before the lights went up. You'll find me gone from today's schooling activities - that's to prepare for tomorrow. I will be there for that damn after-school show. I'm trying to coax my voice into working without the semi-raspy "a dead cat is choking me" low tone it has at the moment.
Heather/Jimmoi - you see?! I don't have to call Jimmoi after all! he cannot make it - so me and Heather can go to the haspatiol with no obtrusion to ... ( obtrustion? ) Jimmoi's plans. I don't think the party is at Pinko's house. But I'm still up for cheap-o movie theatre-o-rama. Mind you - there is no connection to my not having a job and my prefering cheap movies over a suped-up cineplex.
... fuck. my voice is really really messed up.
( takes two pills - falls over - goes to sleep )
last thing I remember was coming home yesterday.... and i can now feel my headache rearing it's ugly head from the back of my mind already. I really would like to stay awake ... but if it gets worse - i'm going under the pill again.
two things off the top of : Rakhelle - you're german grammar needs work. I can understand what you said - but the manner in which you said it wasn't to where I could easily decipher it. Take for instance this one confusing little diddy --- If i wanted to say "I dont understand" in german, I could auto-translate it into "Ich nicht verstehe" .. but the german language is all funked up to the point that their grammar isn't like ours... and i'd have to say "Ich verstehe nicht" - which I dislike. oh well. that, and quit it with the latin. it gives me a headache. the intent of the board it to (whether it makes sense or not [as with jimmoi most of the time] doesnt matter) communicate sense/nonsense in a manner that would pass on the information clearly. Total number of people I know that know latin : 1 - and Jeff doesn't even read/post much. baarrrgh. where was i? oh - castro is a God in which we sometimes worship at 12.19pm. bahahahaha.
Oh hell. i just sneezed out so much flamcake it wasnt funny. I think i sneezed out my brain, or well part of it, as now i have an odd sensation to always walk left. my head keps wanting to move that way as well. bAAARGGH!
Napster - my 'warm ups' can only be done 2-3 minutes prior to show, and im sure that some students in the front rows could hear me chanting the well-known mantra even right before the lights went up. You'll find me gone from today's schooling activities - that's to prepare for tomorrow. I will be there for that damn after-school show. I'm trying to coax my voice into working without the semi-raspy "a dead cat is choking me" low tone it has at the moment.
Heather/Jimmoi - you see?! I don't have to call Jimmoi after all! he cannot make it - so me and Heather can go to the haspatiol with no obtrusion to ... ( obtrustion? ) Jimmoi's plans. I don't think the party is at Pinko's house. But I'm still up for cheap-o movie theatre-o-rama. Mind you - there is no connection to my not having a job and my prefering cheap movies over a suped-up cineplex.
... fuck. my voice is really really messed up.
( takes two pills - falls over - goes to sleep )
January 09, 2001
James, Aaron und andere Dramakursteilnehmer, die ich vergesse. Ich mÃchte sagen, dass Sie eine sehr gute Arbeit in der Leistung heute erledigten. Jedoch...sog jeder sonst Esel. Grosse Zeit. Ich mochte den Partikelmann, den ich interessiere mich nicht was dieses Weibchen Ãber es sagt, sein nicht " zu heftiges. ", Sie ist gerader rauchender Sprung oder etwas...
beati pauperes spiritu quoniam ipsorum est regnum caelorum
beati mites quoniam ipsi possidebunt terram
beati qui lugent quoniam ipsi consolabuntur
beati qui esuriunt et sitiunt iustitiam quoniam ipsi saturabuntur
beati misericordes quia ipsi misericordiam consequentur
beati mundo corde quoniam ipsi Deum videbunt
beati pacifici quoniam filii Dei vocabuntur
beati qui persecutionem patiuntur propter iustitiam quoniam ipsorum est regnum caelorum
beati estis cum maledixerint vobis et persecuti vos fuerint et dixerint omne malum adversum vos mentientes propter me gaudete et exultate quoniam merces vestra copiosa est in caelis sic enim persecuti sunt prophetas qui fuerunt ante vos, vos estis sal terrae quod si sal evanuerit in quo sallietur ad nihilum valet ultra nisi ut mittatur foras et conculcetur ab hominibus, vos estis lux mundi non potest civitas abscondi supra montem positain principio erat Verbum et Verbum erat apud Deum et Deus erat Verbum hoc erat in principio apud Deum. et dicens paenitentiam agite adpropinquavit enim regnum caelorum.
Ricordarsi di: Tutti i buoni bambini vanno a cielo...
beati pauperes spiritu quoniam ipsorum est regnum caelorum
beati mites quoniam ipsi possidebunt terram
beati qui lugent quoniam ipsi consolabuntur
beati qui esuriunt et sitiunt iustitiam quoniam ipsi saturabuntur
beati misericordes quia ipsi misericordiam consequentur
beati mundo corde quoniam ipsi Deum videbunt
beati pacifici quoniam filii Dei vocabuntur
beati qui persecutionem patiuntur propter iustitiam quoniam ipsorum est regnum caelorum
beati estis cum maledixerint vobis et persecuti vos fuerint et dixerint omne malum adversum vos mentientes propter me gaudete et exultate quoniam merces vestra copiosa est in caelis sic enim persecuti sunt prophetas qui fuerunt ante vos, vos estis sal terrae quod si sal evanuerit in quo sallietur ad nihilum valet ultra nisi ut mittatur foras et conculcetur ab hominibus, vos estis lux mundi non potest civitas abscondi supra montem positain principio erat Verbum et Verbum erat apud Deum et Deus erat Verbum hoc erat in principio apud Deum. et dicens paenitentiam agite adpropinquavit enim regnum caelorum.
Ricordarsi di: Tutti i buoni bambini vanno a cielo...
Hey heather kan you guess whats in the bag?!? Huh... anyway.
First off- Im sorry? I think I owed that to Jimmy. The new years thing... I'll email you more about it later. Next I would have to say that anyone who owns any 17th sentry surgikal tools must kontakt me imeadiatly... they are a need. not a want. so if ya'll know anything about something to that effekt then, well, ya...
next order of buisness. I am the best debater in the whole wide world (no im not a "master debater" yet, thats senior level debate) kause i took sekond plase at the UPS tourny this weekend. I also offisialy retired from impromptue speeking. i determined when you have to do an impromptue about "groseries" its time to quit.
All good children go to heaven.
First off- Im sorry? I think I owed that to Jimmy. The new years thing... I'll email you more about it later. Next I would have to say that anyone who owns any 17th sentry surgikal tools must kontakt me imeadiatly... they are a need. not a want. so if ya'll know anything about something to that effekt then, well, ya...
next order of buisness. I am the best debater in the whole wide world (no im not a "master debater" yet, thats senior level debate) kause i took sekond plase at the UPS tourny this weekend. I also offisialy retired from impromptue speeking. i determined when you have to do an impromptue about "groseries" its time to quit.
All good children go to heaven.
I would just like to say that my rabbitt is the bestest rabbittt in the whole wide world, and also he did simply the best of jobs today in his showcase stuff. I know that napster there is required to say that Thor's performance was wonderful, but I still much preferred particle man-my only complaint, of course, being that they killed my dear sweet Jamie off in the first 30seconds-and also Jamie's dialogue. Aside from that, I didn't think it was very good and also it was highly sexual.
I must also remind my dear boy to call Jimi concerning Friday.
I must also remind my dear boy to call Jimi concerning Friday.
first, let me point this out : i am no actor. I am sick. sick sick sick sick sick. I cannot breathe. and yet I wear black today and I am going to be acting. I am even losing my voice. and yet still, i'm going to school.
let's just say this : If Aaron doesn't wear all-black like he's informed me to do.... I will be one unhappy stuffed animal with sharp, razor edged jagged teeth that tear into flesh without a thought.
WARGH. I AM SICK.
let's just say this : If Aaron doesn't wear all-black like he's informed me to do.... I will be one unhappy stuffed animal with sharp, razor edged jagged teeth that tear into flesh without a thought.
WARGH. I AM SICK.
January 08, 2001
January 07, 2001
Site # one
Site # two
Lesson learned : dont fuck with James when it comes to Lyrics.
BAM!!!!
From site # one -----
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me,for me,for me-
From site # two -----
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for meeeeeee
I'm pretty sure that says "Beelzebub" in reference to satan.
Not "he yells aboove." Oooh wonderfull day!
By the way - for the lyrics to one of mah most favoritest songs ever :
click
here
and the angels came down to say WARGH!!!
Site # two
Lesson learned : dont fuck with James when it comes to Lyrics.
BAM!!!!
From site # one -----
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me,for me,for me-
From site # two -----
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for meeeeeee
I'm pretty sure that says "Beelzebub" in reference to satan.
Not "he yells aboove." Oooh wonderfull day!
By the way - for the lyrics to one of mah most favoritest songs ever :
click
here
and the angels came down to say WARGH!!!
It seems I must address several things at the moment - but first lets start off with how I woke up. It is currently 10.23 in the morning - A.M. - and I woke up with a bang! Not only did I have a whole cup full of Flam Cake batter, but it was the extra chunky kind fromo FLAMco. So with my full cup I was able to make two extra chunky flam cakes. That means extra hissing, extra bubbles, and most of all - extra chunk. I'm telling you, it was a very, very good morning for me,, reguardless of the fact I woke up at 10.23 in the morning.
( personal note : now that I realise I wake up at this time, that would go to explain why 1 and 2 in the afternoon - P.M. - come so quickly to me. I had originally thought I was loosing time from aliens who like to make incisions in my back and give me large scars that knowbody knows how got there )
So after my flam cakes I rushed to get online, not to check blogger mind you - but to check webmd.com or something along the same lines, because I'm damn sick of flam cakes. Ironically - to my surprise, webmd.com actually exists. I must have seen a commercial for it somewhere out there, over that multicolored homosexual-symbolic rainbow. But, to my disadvantage - i was stunned and left in awe by the big words, and realised that webmd.com will only give you information if you are a member. that is bullshit. so - i have to live my life from now on with flam cakes .... or just close my window. So in my fleeting search for help i went to yahoo.com and got this back : click here
As you can see, there are a whole lot of Flam, a whole lot of Cakes (aproximately 102) - but nothing from FLAMco in the prevention of FlamCake batter. Woe is me. So then I came here to blogger to find more things to entertain me.
First I found that we now have movie-critics posting. This is swell. I myself could give you all my intrepretation of Lolita (colored version) and Lolita (black/white version) - but I dont think even that was meant for the board. I'll just say this :
Omega Code - Great stuff, four thumbs up, Joe on crack.
Red Dawn - With the onset of RA2 in my mind, Mmmmm.
Plan 9 - Almost as good as Omega Codes, lacking such catch phrases as "Jesus, save me" but with it's own such as "Even alive he couldn't catch me." Definately a winner.
Glen/Glenda? - Not recommended for those who would fall asleep through the black/white version of Lolita. However, lacking the "We've open minds" mentality of Lolita, something to watch when nude and nobdy else is around the house. Loud music a must have. Preferrably Yani.
Slacker - My udder-most ( heee ) favorite movie of all time. Many movies ( such as Magnolia ) have tried to reproduce it's classic-ness, and have failed. Magnolia sucked, with exception to the point of the movie and the frogs/toads. Slacker, however, is a pure bliss-ment of goodness that nobody (correction: everyone but me) cannot like.
And there are my movie reviews. By the way, When I was reading up on newspapers for my reports I ran across an article on "Dude, whar dun be mah truck" and found that it (the screenplay) was around 54 years old in the making. This little unknown fact has peaked my interest in the matter of watching this movie - and now that Jimmoi has seen it and raved about it - this almost makes me want to see the movie. Oh - and just in case you think I'm bullshitting : NeWs tRiBuNe rEpOrT - bitch. And to further prove my point - just in case jimmoi is too lazy to actually click on the link, i present this :
"Il Duce, Wo ist Mein Kaiser?" In 1946, a young German screenwriter named Heinz Beitchman leaves Heidelberg for Hollywood with a fistful of pfennigs and a head full of dreams. AND THEN "Duke, Where's the Cavalry?" John Ford pitches John Wayne on this 1952 project, which is variously described as a low-concept "High Noon" (Photoplay) and a high-concept "Low Noon" (Redbook) AND THEN Judah, Where's My Chariot?" In this horse-drawn vehicle for Charlton Heston - a kind of hymn to "Ben-Hur" - Judah succumbs to a lethal cocktail of jealousy, leprosy and Hennessy. AND THEN "June, Where's My Cleaver?" Selznick's son Stevie, buoyed by the success of "Psycho" and the popularity of "Leave It to Beaver," invents the slit-com. AND THEN "Freud, Where's My 'gar?" In a Viennese sleep disorder clinic, the father of psychotherapy spends the entire screenplay interpreting a nightmare about his mother's cigar. AND THEN "Prude, Where's My Jar?" King of Cajun cuisine Paul Prudhomme (Dom DeLuise) is accused of stealing the strawberry preserves of Julia Child (John Goodman). AND THEN Juice, Where's My Fee?" Dream Team lawyers Johnnie Cochran, Robert Shapiro and Barry Scheck have 123 minutes to recover recompense from their bankrupt client, O.J. Simpson. AND THEN "Newc, Where's My Karma?" George W. Bush, still woozy from his 1976 arrest for driving under the influence, has an existential exchange with his passenger on that night, the Australian tennis star John Newcombe. AND THEN, FINALLY "Dude, Where's My Car?" Two Gen Y stoners wake up one morning with no memory of their party the night before, or any idea where their car is, why their fridge is full of chocolate pudding or how their agents talked them into this vehicular suicide.
Ok. Now that I've given myself a very large backing up ... *grumbles something about war being a crime against humanity unless it's not impersonal* I now have a headache. Why I do not know. I will go eat me some tylenols. yes. ... these things better kick in fast... ok - final statements :
Napster - I have beat RA2 for the soviets. the ending is not fullfilling. I find that saddening-full. I expected the hot russian/soviet chick to strip nude and perform carnal acts of fellatio upon me for saving the world from the Capitalist threat. She, however, did not. She just smiled. Damn her and her un-fellatio-ness. Maybe she's just waiting for the right moment when I'm "king of the world" and she'll come in my office with a nightie on and say "hey mr. king of the world i've got a little something you should brief" and the next thing you know she's wearing nothing but thigh-highs and walking briskly towards me in my office-chair. She jumps onto my desk, which had previously been occupied by documents of which Capitalist books I should focus on burning this month, and looks deeply into my ........ errr.... whoa there. sorry about that. In any event. Um... where was I?
Oh yes - I'm still working on a way in which we can play RA2 online ... and unfortunately I cannot figure out how to make RA2 play over a LAN :| Pisses me off! When do you need the CDs? Other things - at the Old Country Buffet do they sell Flam Cakes? They probably do. And it's ok if you cant make it - Olive Garden takes presedence over Paintball ANY DAY. uh. Two cats just ran past my window. Both of them are Brice's. I wonder if they were having some sort of homosexual cat-sex on my front door. Why else would they be there? I do not know.
As for Karl - Mr. R's intelligence is debateable ( mind you Mr. R you are still a good associate ) - however Karl's intelligence wasn't even that. It was subversive. With comments ( which i cant remember at the time ) that were degenerative and something that would have spewed from the hard-core viewpoint of a "Slipknot's best songs of the 90's" album teeny. WARGH! Besides - if you cant make it, none of us know him so there's no real big problem ;)
Achk. Headache isn't going away. Must. . . . Lay . .. down.
Hopefully Heather calls me in light of my post again! To think we talked practically 'all day' with phone calls! I feel like a strapping young buck attracted to that . . . that . . . . ah shit. what are female horses called? Foals? no, thats the babies. or is it? ... mares are boys.... if a mare is a boy, then what the fuck is a buck? maybe bucks arent horsies....... uh. I feel like a BULL attracted to that hot, sexy.... wait ... no, calling someone a cow would have impressions of 'un-good-ness'. WELL FUCK.
...
AH HAH! I FEEL LIKE A JAMES ATTRACTED TO THAT HEATHER OVER THERE. BAM! sukka! how you like that one?
( goes to lay down )
( personal note : now that I realise I wake up at this time, that would go to explain why 1 and 2 in the afternoon - P.M. - come so quickly to me. I had originally thought I was loosing time from aliens who like to make incisions in my back and give me large scars that knowbody knows how got there )
So after my flam cakes I rushed to get online, not to check blogger mind you - but to check webmd.com or something along the same lines, because I'm damn sick of flam cakes. Ironically - to my surprise, webmd.com actually exists. I must have seen a commercial for it somewhere out there, over that multicolored homosexual-symbolic rainbow. But, to my disadvantage - i was stunned and left in awe by the big words, and realised that webmd.com will only give you information if you are a member. that is bullshit. so - i have to live my life from now on with flam cakes .... or just close my window. So in my fleeting search for help i went to yahoo.com and got this back : click here
As you can see, there are a whole lot of Flam, a whole lot of Cakes (aproximately 102) - but nothing from FLAMco in the prevention of FlamCake batter. Woe is me. So then I came here to blogger to find more things to entertain me.
First I found that we now have movie-critics posting. This is swell. I myself could give you all my intrepretation of Lolita (colored version) and Lolita (black/white version) - but I dont think even that was meant for the board. I'll just say this :
Omega Code - Great stuff, four thumbs up, Joe on crack.
Red Dawn - With the onset of RA2 in my mind, Mmmmm.
Plan 9 - Almost as good as Omega Codes, lacking such catch phrases as "Jesus, save me" but with it's own such as "Even alive he couldn't catch me." Definately a winner.
Glen/Glenda? - Not recommended for those who would fall asleep through the black/white version of Lolita. However, lacking the "We've open minds" mentality of Lolita, something to watch when nude and nobdy else is around the house. Loud music a must have. Preferrably Yani.
Slacker - My udder-most ( heee ) favorite movie of all time. Many movies ( such as Magnolia ) have tried to reproduce it's classic-ness, and have failed. Magnolia sucked, with exception to the point of the movie and the frogs/toads. Slacker, however, is a pure bliss-ment of goodness that nobody (correction: everyone but me) cannot like.
And there are my movie reviews. By the way, When I was reading up on newspapers for my reports I ran across an article on "Dude, whar dun be mah truck" and found that it (the screenplay) was around 54 years old in the making. This little unknown fact has peaked my interest in the matter of watching this movie - and now that Jimmoi has seen it and raved about it - this almost makes me want to see the movie. Oh - and just in case you think I'm bullshitting : NeWs tRiBuNe rEpOrT - bitch. And to further prove my point - just in case jimmoi is too lazy to actually click on the link, i present this :
"Il Duce, Wo ist Mein Kaiser?" In 1946, a young German screenwriter named Heinz Beitchman leaves Heidelberg for Hollywood with a fistful of pfennigs and a head full of dreams. AND THEN "Duke, Where's the Cavalry?" John Ford pitches John Wayne on this 1952 project, which is variously described as a low-concept "High Noon" (Photoplay) and a high-concept "Low Noon" (Redbook) AND THEN Judah, Where's My Chariot?" In this horse-drawn vehicle for Charlton Heston - a kind of hymn to "Ben-Hur" - Judah succumbs to a lethal cocktail of jealousy, leprosy and Hennessy. AND THEN "June, Where's My Cleaver?" Selznick's son Stevie, buoyed by the success of "Psycho" and the popularity of "Leave It to Beaver," invents the slit-com. AND THEN "Freud, Where's My 'gar?" In a Viennese sleep disorder clinic, the father of psychotherapy spends the entire screenplay interpreting a nightmare about his mother's cigar. AND THEN "Prude, Where's My Jar?" King of Cajun cuisine Paul Prudhomme (Dom DeLuise) is accused of stealing the strawberry preserves of Julia Child (John Goodman). AND THEN Juice, Where's My Fee?" Dream Team lawyers Johnnie Cochran, Robert Shapiro and Barry Scheck have 123 minutes to recover recompense from their bankrupt client, O.J. Simpson. AND THEN "Newc, Where's My Karma?" George W. Bush, still woozy from his 1976 arrest for driving under the influence, has an existential exchange with his passenger on that night, the Australian tennis star John Newcombe. AND THEN, FINALLY "Dude, Where's My Car?" Two Gen Y stoners wake up one morning with no memory of their party the night before, or any idea where their car is, why their fridge is full of chocolate pudding or how their agents talked them into this vehicular suicide.
Ok. Now that I've given myself a very large backing up ... *grumbles something about war being a crime against humanity unless it's not impersonal* I now have a headache. Why I do not know. I will go eat me some tylenols. yes. ... these things better kick in fast... ok - final statements :
Napster - I have beat RA2 for the soviets. the ending is not fullfilling. I find that saddening-full. I expected the hot russian/soviet chick to strip nude and perform carnal acts of fellatio upon me for saving the world from the Capitalist threat. She, however, did not. She just smiled. Damn her and her un-fellatio-ness. Maybe she's just waiting for the right moment when I'm "king of the world" and she'll come in my office with a nightie on and say "hey mr. king of the world i've got a little something you should brief" and the next thing you know she's wearing nothing but thigh-highs and walking briskly towards me in my office-chair. She jumps onto my desk, which had previously been occupied by documents of which Capitalist books I should focus on burning this month, and looks deeply into my ........ errr.... whoa there. sorry about that. In any event. Um... where was I?
Oh yes - I'm still working on a way in which we can play RA2 online ... and unfortunately I cannot figure out how to make RA2 play over a LAN :| Pisses me off! When do you need the CDs? Other things - at the Old Country Buffet do they sell Flam Cakes? They probably do. And it's ok if you cant make it - Olive Garden takes presedence over Paintball ANY DAY. uh. Two cats just ran past my window. Both of them are Brice's. I wonder if they were having some sort of homosexual cat-sex on my front door. Why else would they be there? I do not know.
As for Karl - Mr. R's intelligence is debateable ( mind you Mr. R you are still a good associate ) - however Karl's intelligence wasn't even that. It was subversive. With comments ( which i cant remember at the time ) that were degenerative and something that would have spewed from the hard-core viewpoint of a "Slipknot's best songs of the 90's" album teeny. WARGH! Besides - if you cant make it, none of us know him so there's no real big problem ;)
Achk. Headache isn't going away. Must. . . . Lay . .. down.
Hopefully Heather calls me in light of my post again! To think we talked practically 'all day' with phone calls! I feel like a strapping young buck attracted to that . . . that . . . . ah shit. what are female horses called? Foals? no, thats the babies. or is it? ... mares are boys.... if a mare is a boy, then what the fuck is a buck? maybe bucks arent horsies....... uh. I feel like a BULL attracted to that hot, sexy.... wait ... no, calling someone a cow would have impressions of 'un-good-ness'. WELL FUCK.
...
AH HAH! I FEEL LIKE A JAMES ATTRACTED TO THAT HEATHER OVER THERE. BAM! sukka! how you like that one?
( goes to lay down )
January 06, 2001
I now have roughly $1,500 into this truck. Damnit. And why the fuck doesn't Schuck's stock front cover gasket sets and timing chains for Ford 460 in every store? There are only about 500,000 of this engine around, after all, but nowhere near as many as the ubiquitous chev 350. They've been making the 460 since around 1963, with only two or three redesigns made in that time period, the damn timing chain and sprokets are the same on models of that engine that leave the plant today as they were in July of 1977 when mine did.
So now my truck has to sit with the engine halfway torn down in my shop until MONDAY. Damnit Joey. Know what I'll be doing monday after work? That's right, re-assembling a Ford big block. Fuck. Wonder if the guys at Schuck's work on commission, if so then Joe is gonna be glad I bought this damn thing.
But I am pleased with my puchase. I've always wanted my very own big block. So what if I'll only get 7 mpg. It'll be faster than hell. Just get those secondaries to open up and it becomes a blue rocket.
Heh I saw on the mainpage that the blogger guys just got a VA Linux server. So did Bethel. There is now a blackboard server in the district (if any of you know of blackboard.com) The problem with that server is that it's power indicator is a piercing blue LED. We covered ours with a paper napkin and scotch tape after two days it was so bright. Sweet server though, running Redhat 6.2 also (no blasted NT those two geeks are so hot for NT damn they are dumb)
Well it's time for a shower, as I sit here I keep finding kitty litter in my hair (not from a litter box I used it on the shop floor where coolant, oil, trans fluid and gasoline were all spilled in a puddle together from my project; then I had to lay in it to get some bolt or another on the bottom.)
Later.
So now my truck has to sit with the engine halfway torn down in my shop until MONDAY. Damnit Joey. Know what I'll be doing monday after work? That's right, re-assembling a Ford big block. Fuck. Wonder if the guys at Schuck's work on commission, if so then Joe is gonna be glad I bought this damn thing.
But I am pleased with my puchase. I've always wanted my very own big block. So what if I'll only get 7 mpg. It'll be faster than hell. Just get those secondaries to open up and it becomes a blue rocket.
Heh I saw on the mainpage that the blogger guys just got a VA Linux server. So did Bethel. There is now a blackboard server in the district (if any of you know of blackboard.com) The problem with that server is that it's power indicator is a piercing blue LED. We covered ours with a paper napkin and scotch tape after two days it was so bright. Sweet server though, running Redhat 6.2 also (no blasted NT those two geeks are so hot for NT damn they are dumb)
Well it's time for a shower, as I sit here I keep finding kitty litter in my hair (not from a litter box I used it on the shop floor where coolant, oil, trans fluid and gasoline were all spilled in a puddle together from my project; then I had to lay in it to get some bolt or another on the bottom.)
Later.
I know what many of you are thinking. You are thinking : What in the world is a Flam Cake? Well I am here to inform you. Just this morning I woke up and had a lot of phlegm in my throat. This is disgusting - and a bad byproduct from keeping my window open. In any case, i awoke and immediately went to the kitchen - as this morning I was damn well in a mood for Flam Cakes, just as much as the next guy. I quickly cleared my throat with a loud roar, and spit into a cup _ BUT WAIT _ there was more in my throat! I must have choked up around 3/4 of a cup of phlegm this morning, and man - it makde my throat hurt. But thats not all. I turned on the stove and put myself a non-stick pan over one of the ranges, allowing it to heat up. Once it reached a good temprature - i slowly poured the phlegmy substance over onto the pan, listening to it hiss and steam and bubble. The gooey substance soon turned to a not-so-gooey mashed-potatoe like pancake. I got my spatula and flipped it over, hearing more hisses and so on. Once my morning breakfast was done, I promptly threw it onto a paper plate, covered it with syrup - and downed it. MMmmMmmmMmmm. Nothing better than Flam Cakes in the morning. Dont you agree?
- - - or would you prefer a picture?
- - - or would you prefer a picture?
January 05, 2001
I sometimes miss people who aren't even gone yet-and even those who I never had. Isn't that pathetic? It's really very very odd-I'm missing someone/something right now, but I've yet to put my finger on what exactly it is.
Jimi- as Breanna and I lack any association, please pass the word on to her that Pinkos desires her presecne at her forthcoming birthday party. However, there is no date/time/place set, as she is still trying to coordinate the work schedules of all she hopes to involve.
Jimi- as Breanna and I lack any association, please pass the word on to her that Pinkos desires her presecne at her forthcoming birthday party. However, there is no date/time/place set, as she is still trying to coordinate the work schedules of all she hopes to involve.
January 04, 2001
It seems reguardless of my parents bitching at me - they refuse to allow me to drop out and get a g-e-d / job / and so on. I find that almost entertaining, but not quite. In any event, it should be thursday - and I should be asleep - and I dont know what jimmoi is thinking but friday is my drama day / and ive got to make a bunch of people burned ceedees. blaargh. the world is becoming slower, and slower. is it just me or is the rotation of the earth becoming lethargic? do you know how many copies of Shelly West / Jose Cuervo there are in existance? FLAM CAKES. Time for bed for james.
January 03, 2001
Well so sunday night I bought another truck...this time a '78 F-250, whereas the one I drive now is a '75. The new one has the glorious 460 engine...major amounts of power from this one....that is, once it runs right. I have a bit of work to do, but nothing major, and I talked the guy down to 1200 for it. So if it passes emmisions (big "if") then I'll be rolling in style and slightly faster than normal.
January 02, 2001
here is something fun that i get to report on :
Litty city of Roy looks to expand ... hah!
pretty neat eh? it is report # 31 out of # 80. thats almost hafway done!
Litty city of Roy looks to expand ... hah!
pretty neat eh? it is report # 31 out of # 80. thats almost hafway done!
nothing and everything swirling around in a big lousey pile of human excrement - thats what life is - excrement - or maybe just a big contest to see who can pass the most ruffage - tomorrow ive got two objectives - one - to do eighty reports on eighty individual newspaper articles and - two - drink tequila - yes - i know what youre thinking - youre thinking that i shouldnt be drinking - and that i probably should be talking about it - but you know what - screw you - bahahahah - with eighty reports to do im damn well going to need it - if you know anything about psychology then youd know i am depressed right now - i dont know why - you should also know that depression and alcohol mean bad bad vibes - but you probably dont care - youre too busy trying to pass the most ruffage - i hear that eating popcorn makes you go poo real bad - you should try that - i dont quite like popcorn anymore - i had some today it was very disturbing - i also went to look at some websites - and realised a bunch of self proclaimed athiests were full of shit - a lot of people are full of shit - its because they havent yet learned - or mastered - the art of passing ruffage - jimmoi first introduced me to the art of passing ruffage - you may know it as bullshitting - but ive decided to call it passing ruffage at the moment - to pass ruffage is a swell - wonderous thing - like i am doing now - did you notice i am not using any other punctuation but - that - i didnt think you did - but if you did good for you - youre observant - and i bet that you arent aaron because if you were you probably wouldnt have noticed that im just using those - thingers - he didnt notice the big fat regeena girl with the knowledge bowl bars when we passed by her - and wine coolers are a bunch of shit - they taste like flavoured beer - and beer itself tastes like shit - so having it taste like strawberry just makes it feel like your drinking strawberry flavoured beer - which tastes like shit - in any event off of the wine cooler - what was i talking about asides from aaron not being observant - hmmmm - i checked out some random person-s blog today and realised that there are plenty of other things i can do with this - i dont know what - maybe i can turn this into a journal - but that would be too sappy - i found my headphones - or rather jeff had them all along - that pisses me off - im getting tired - and by the way when you are all in school tomorrow be sure to remember that i was the first person to sing in this millenium - i pledge allegience to the flag - - - - and so on - and being the first person to post on this isnt much of an achievement - bahahahaha dorkfest - anyway - where was i again - i went out with friends for three days straight - i have come to the conclusion that i need a job - the mr man with the question marks on his suit told me that i could get paid for getting my g-e-d - i think thats interesting - i might just drop out and get a g-e-d - and then all the dumbfucks wouldnt be able to use me as a -shit we ran out of something to talk about lets remind james that he will be in school for a long long time- topic and laugh - because they all think its funny - hell if i were them i would think it is funny too - but im not and im me and im stuck and i dont give a shit because while they are off making something of their lives i wont be - i wont be - i wont be - i will - however - be writing eighty fucking reports on eighty different newspaper articles which will be briefly overlooked and then thrown away - but those are for the special kids - you know - everyone has already done these things - thats why they graduated - i didnt graduate because i refused to do stupid things - now im doing the stupid things - its a waste of time - but thats all life - as aforementioned - is - a waste of time - aka - the passing of ruffage - i want to grow up and make a movie - jimmoi hurry up and get a production studio going or some crap so we can turn a bunch of neat-o ideas into on-screen productions and tell the sundance movie channel and independant movie scene to go fuck itself because we dont need no stinking badgers - and they can suck my toes for all i give a shit - and in one of the movies we will make robert redford suck my fat ass toe and make him say that he takes it up the ass because he wants the indie film scene to be popular and unindependant and sponsered by hollywood - i want to see that new movie by the way - i dont know the name of it - sean connery got in on the production of the movie - he is also in the movie - it looks ok - maybe we should go see it - no - wait - i dont have money - or a job - which i need - im thinking about cutting a deal with my parents that i get a g-e-d - they get me a car - i get a job - or i stay in school - they drive me down to the bus stop in spanaway - i use the public transportation system to get everywhere and anywhere - but then id have to be independant - and out on my own - no more mommas boy for james - bahahaha - i live such a sheltered life - i need to have a war hit and have everyone go off to fight so i can have sex with all the women who are left behind - wait - no that was back in the day - ive been watching too many quantum leaps - that show was the best - fuck you all
i know what youre thinking.
/wish there was something real in this world full of you
wait - you thought i was done didnt you - so did i - but i just remembered something - what the fuck is the matter with you - and steven as well - i was talking and then all of a sudden steven says - its fun listening to you talk - and i had to pause a moment and look at him funny - and he said - you just started talking - and you made me laugh - its just fun to listen to you - and i had to look at him again - and it was processing in my brain - hey - hey you dumbshit - hes trying to say youre funny and that you entertaining to be around - and i had to disqualify that in my head because thats just not god-damned possible - how the hell can i be a social person eh - what the fuck happened to mr fuck-you go-away - where has my sense of assholishness gone - i think justin stole it - bah - so what do i care - i will tell you why i care - because youre reading this thats why i care - i care because people listen to me - people read what ive got to type - people shut up just to listen to what ive got to say - or write - or hell even think - what the fuck is the matter with that - what is so god damned special about me that makes me some sort of -hey lets let him spiel off on a phone for some number of hours and not say a damn word and just let him ramble on about whatever the hell comes through his mind just because i like to listen to him talk- person to people - well - Jesus Tits - what is the world coming to - maybe i should be a public - motivational - speaker - thatd be interesting wouldnt it - but what couuld i talk about - ive never done anything - maybe i should become a heroine addict and then go through withdrawals and then go up in front of classes and say - yes i use to skip class to shoot heroine between my toes - you shouldnt do that kids - do those people get paid for doing that crap - hell fuck this - im going to go screw my life over if they get paid for it - thats one easy ticket out of doing anything - being able to tell people - hey kids dont be like me - dont do what i did - i think in a way thats self glorification - saying hey - im worse off than you ever were - so you better be good unless you wanna try to contest for my - im so fucked up you can never be as fucked up as i am - award that ive won because i went out drinking and driving and now talk like a retard - so fuck you if you went out and did something wrong i dont have to listen to your retarded voice to convince me that youre worse off than me - what if ive done nothing wrong in my life - what if ive done not a damn thing - and im worse off than you - merely because i dont sound like a fucking retard - or didnt kill someone - or didnt get addicted - and then unaddicted to an addictive drug that kills some people - or didnt contract an std from someone - what the hell - what if im so totally fucked over in life that i dont even have anything to show for my being fucked over - what about that mr smarty pants - why dont you shove that down your throat - try to explain to people - you see - im content with life - and i havent had a job or had to work for anything - and people enjoy listening to me and being around me - and i dont look horribly grotesque - and im not all that dumb either - and you see if they say - oh im so terribly sorry here you dont need to work for anything in your lifetime just go from school to school and preach about how much of a great life youve had and how nothing has ever gone wrong - because if anything ever did go wrong youd be in a wheel chair - or have a missing limb - or talk like a retard - or be a recovering heroine addict who used to shoot up between your toes - and you know what - fuck the news - fuck the news for thinking that it is violence in television shows and music that makes us violent - i think its the god damn news - yesterday i saw - and this was right before new years went off - so it was the last news of the millenium - a quadruple homicde being reported - who gives a shit - i sure done - who cares if others died - people die all the time - but when its gorey - and its a murder - and its more than one person - of course it has to be breaking news - fuck the news - i say fuck too often - stuff the news - thats my new word now - stuff - stuff it up your ass - stuff you - stuff the world - bahahaha
im going to sleep now.
/gonna smash myself to pieces - i dont know what else to do
i know what youre thinking.
/wish there was something real in this world full of you
wait - you thought i was done didnt you - so did i - but i just remembered something - what the fuck is the matter with you - and steven as well - i was talking and then all of a sudden steven says - its fun listening to you talk - and i had to pause a moment and look at him funny - and he said - you just started talking - and you made me laugh - its just fun to listen to you - and i had to look at him again - and it was processing in my brain - hey - hey you dumbshit - hes trying to say youre funny and that you entertaining to be around - and i had to disqualify that in my head because thats just not god-damned possible - how the hell can i be a social person eh - what the fuck happened to mr fuck-you go-away - where has my sense of assholishness gone - i think justin stole it - bah - so what do i care - i will tell you why i care - because youre reading this thats why i care - i care because people listen to me - people read what ive got to type - people shut up just to listen to what ive got to say - or write - or hell even think - what the fuck is the matter with that - what is so god damned special about me that makes me some sort of -hey lets let him spiel off on a phone for some number of hours and not say a damn word and just let him ramble on about whatever the hell comes through his mind just because i like to listen to him talk- person to people - well - Jesus Tits - what is the world coming to - maybe i should be a public - motivational - speaker - thatd be interesting wouldnt it - but what couuld i talk about - ive never done anything - maybe i should become a heroine addict and then go through withdrawals and then go up in front of classes and say - yes i use to skip class to shoot heroine between my toes - you shouldnt do that kids - do those people get paid for doing that crap - hell fuck this - im going to go screw my life over if they get paid for it - thats one easy ticket out of doing anything - being able to tell people - hey kids dont be like me - dont do what i did - i think in a way thats self glorification - saying hey - im worse off than you ever were - so you better be good unless you wanna try to contest for my - im so fucked up you can never be as fucked up as i am - award that ive won because i went out drinking and driving and now talk like a retard - so fuck you if you went out and did something wrong i dont have to listen to your retarded voice to convince me that youre worse off than me - what if ive done nothing wrong in my life - what if ive done not a damn thing - and im worse off than you - merely because i dont sound like a fucking retard - or didnt kill someone - or didnt get addicted - and then unaddicted to an addictive drug that kills some people - or didnt contract an std from someone - what the hell - what if im so totally fucked over in life that i dont even have anything to show for my being fucked over - what about that mr smarty pants - why dont you shove that down your throat - try to explain to people - you see - im content with life - and i havent had a job or had to work for anything - and people enjoy listening to me and being around me - and i dont look horribly grotesque - and im not all that dumb either - and you see if they say - oh im so terribly sorry here you dont need to work for anything in your lifetime just go from school to school and preach about how much of a great life youve had and how nothing has ever gone wrong - because if anything ever did go wrong youd be in a wheel chair - or have a missing limb - or talk like a retard - or be a recovering heroine addict who used to shoot up between your toes - and you know what - fuck the news - fuck the news for thinking that it is violence in television shows and music that makes us violent - i think its the god damn news - yesterday i saw - and this was right before new years went off - so it was the last news of the millenium - a quadruple homicde being reported - who gives a shit - i sure done - who cares if others died - people die all the time - but when its gorey - and its a murder - and its more than one person - of course it has to be breaking news - fuck the news - i say fuck too often - stuff the news - thats my new word now - stuff - stuff it up your ass - stuff you - stuff the world - bahahaha
im going to sleep now.
/gonna smash myself to pieces - i dont know what else to do
January 01, 2001
December 31, 2000
[ somewhat but not quite ] quick stuff!
1- people who will be at my house for new years : Andrew, Heather, Maybe Jimmy and possibly a guest appearance by the 'shit-in-the-brown-paper-bag' man himself, Brice. We'll see who gets drunk and who gets who and what goes where and so on.
2- Napster : i'll make you a deal - hook me up with your RA2 cds and i will either Burn myself a copy / or two - and-or just crack the files to where I don't need a ceedee. What i've gathered from you is that RA2 doesn't work on a "get online you have to have a cdkey" manner - just to install it, which is easy to bypass. So, you'd have to trust me with your ceedees for like a day and then we can play RA2 :)
You know, I'm trustworthy - unlike some ceedee-lacking people who lay down their word and then dont hold true : *cough* Sacrifice.
3- I found out why we kept having to scroll back/forth! Because of dumshit michael typing " ______ " umpteen bazillion times to where it stood as 'one word' that was some quadomillion characters long. That stupid bastard - but dont worry, I deleted the damn thing. Obviously he doesnt know what a { HR } is.
4- Tonite I'll be uploading a bunch of pictures for Heather. Expect to see them make an apperance on this board. And when you do - say she looks good, don't worry she doesn't know I'm typing this. #4 is invisible to her, she can't read it because I cast a magical spell on it that only everyone but her can see it.
5- My hair is everywhere. I have Johnny rotten hair. bah hahaha. Other random things - It was CEREAL that he was eating, not chips/doritos. And I realise why I don't like Justin - or well, I feel hostilities towards him! Not against him but that whenever he is around Breanna he has to be a complete asshole to assert his manliness around her. I'm entirely fine with Justin when Breanna isnt around. But once she's in sight its SUPER ASSHOLE JUSTIN to the rescue to protect her from all the SUPER EVIL BAD VIBES that might eminate from the SPAWN OF SATAN EX BOYFRIEND that he SAVED THE DAMSEL IN DISTRESS from. That fucking pisses me off too. Oh well.
6- Nobody I gave my email address to : Thor, DS, Geri / emailed me. They probably lost it. It was my fault that I lost the manner in to which contact them. I could have contacted Aaron but I didn't feel like trying to con him into anything he wasnt up to. Oh. Bloody. Well. Terminator was fun, by the way - and it'll be entertaining to be able to talk about war stories with Mr. R and Napster in school, showing off our wounds ( with the exception of Napster's bleeding ass ) Next time we go paintballing I'll talk to Napster/Mr. R and ask them what we all agreed on. As Austin and Jimmoi have stated - there were TOO MANY people when we went. This was because I allowed walk-ons to play with us, and Beavis was distracting us all from anything coherant. Anywho - would anyone be up for going to Ft. Lewis next time? i will have to call them and see if there is any restraints : ie - have to have military ID / parent permission / exact prices for reservations ... and so on.
7- that's it. oh, here comes brice. the moron. and it's "Satan I've been longing to meet you." - this coming from the paraphrasing of the man who cant admit that it was cereal, not chips/doritos.
1- people who will be at my house for new years : Andrew, Heather, Maybe Jimmy and possibly a guest appearance by the 'shit-in-the-brown-paper-bag' man himself, Brice. We'll see who gets drunk and who gets who and what goes where and so on.
2- Napster : i'll make you a deal - hook me up with your RA2 cds and i will either Burn myself a copy / or two - and-or just crack the files to where I don't need a ceedee. What i've gathered from you is that RA2 doesn't work on a "get online you have to have a cdkey" manner - just to install it, which is easy to bypass. So, you'd have to trust me with your ceedees for like a day and then we can play RA2 :)
You know, I'm trustworthy - unlike some ceedee-lacking people who lay down their word and then dont hold true : *cough* Sacrifice.
3- I found out why we kept having to scroll back/forth! Because of dumshit michael typing " ______ " umpteen bazillion times to where it stood as 'one word' that was some quadomillion characters long. That stupid bastard - but dont worry, I deleted the damn thing. Obviously he doesnt know what a { HR } is.
4- Tonite I'll be uploading a bunch of pictures for Heather. Expect to see them make an apperance on this board. And when you do - say she looks good, don't worry she doesn't know I'm typing this. #4 is invisible to her, she can't read it because I cast a magical spell on it that only everyone but her can see it.
5- My hair is everywhere. I have Johnny rotten hair. bah hahaha. Other random things - It was CEREAL that he was eating, not chips/doritos. And I realise why I don't like Justin - or well, I feel hostilities towards him! Not against him but that whenever he is around Breanna he has to be a complete asshole to assert his manliness around her. I'm entirely fine with Justin when Breanna isnt around. But once she's in sight its SUPER ASSHOLE JUSTIN to the rescue to protect her from all the SUPER EVIL BAD VIBES that might eminate from the SPAWN OF SATAN EX BOYFRIEND that he SAVED THE DAMSEL IN DISTRESS from. That fucking pisses me off too. Oh well.
6- Nobody I gave my email address to : Thor, DS, Geri / emailed me. They probably lost it. It was my fault that I lost the manner in to which contact them. I could have contacted Aaron but I didn't feel like trying to con him into anything he wasnt up to. Oh. Bloody. Well. Terminator was fun, by the way - and it'll be entertaining to be able to talk about war stories with Mr. R and Napster in school, showing off our wounds ( with the exception of Napster's bleeding ass ) Next time we go paintballing I'll talk to Napster/Mr. R and ask them what we all agreed on. As Austin and Jimmoi have stated - there were TOO MANY people when we went. This was because I allowed walk-ons to play with us, and Beavis was distracting us all from anything coherant. Anywho - would anyone be up for going to Ft. Lewis next time? i will have to call them and see if there is any restraints : ie - have to have military ID / parent permission / exact prices for reservations ... and so on.
7- that's it. oh, here comes brice. the moron. and it's "Satan I've been longing to meet you." - this coming from the paraphrasing of the man who cant admit that it was cereal, not chips/doritos.
December 30, 2000
weeelll looks like i did great this time .... got good amount of kills ... leggs hurt like hell... and fealing those TK shots mainly that one on my back !#!#$@#!!!! well..... How ya like them apples Brad!! HUH!! HUUUUHHH!!!! i feal like cream cheese now =( all oozyyy and all. BTW GO JEFF!!! YA! YA YA!! THE INDISTRUCTABLE WALL!! W0000T!! that was funny stuff.
I think ill appolagize for my friend... i thought he was anoying ...but didnt know he could get THAT anoying ... next time he goes ... hes gunna be in the action .. muahahaahhahah GETEM BOYS! *yawns and every bone crackles*...OOOWW!!! OW OWOWOWOWOWOW!! SON O!G@#F!@$@$!#!!!!! and wtf is
contestor ego omni audienti verba prophetiae libri huius si quis adposuerit ad haec adponet Deus super illum plagas scriptas in libro isto et si quis deminuerit de verbis libri prophetiae huius auferet Deus partem eius de ligno vitae et de civitate sancta et de his quae scripta sunt in libro isto dicit qui testimonium perhibet istorum etiam venio cito amen veni Domine Iesu.
Ricordarsi di: tutti i buoni bambini vanno a cielo
bah .... and JamDigga .... YOU SUXoR!! you missed the TERMINATOR!!! w0000t i shot james up w/ 10 balls! hahahaha and got hit 1 time muhahahahha. well good game guys cant wait till next time .... * stairs at his screen in a state of pure bliss* aahhh i feal so not mad....not at all .... * dies*
National Moo Association whooped your ass!! GO JEFF!!! Poop=)
I think ill appolagize for my friend... i thought he was anoying ...but didnt know he could get THAT anoying ... next time he goes ... hes gunna be in the action .. muahahaahhahah GETEM BOYS! *yawns and every bone crackles*...OOOWW!!! OW OWOWOWOWOWOW!! SON O!G@#F!@$@$!#!!!!! and wtf is
contestor ego omni audienti verba prophetiae libri huius si quis adposuerit ad haec adponet Deus super illum plagas scriptas in libro isto et si quis deminuerit de verbis libri prophetiae huius auferet Deus partem eius de ligno vitae et de civitate sancta et de his quae scripta sunt in libro isto dicit qui testimonium perhibet istorum etiam venio cito amen veni Domine Iesu.
Ricordarsi di: tutti i buoni bambini vanno a cielo
bah .... and JamDigga .... YOU SUXoR!! you missed the TERMINATOR!!! w0000t i shot james up w/ 10 balls! hahahaha and got hit 1 time muhahahahha. well good game guys cant wait till next time .... * stairs at his screen in a state of pure bliss* aahhh i feal so not mad....not at all .... * dies*
National Moo Association whooped your ass!! GO JEFF!!! Poop=)
December 29, 2000
contestor ego omni audienti verba prophetiae libri huius si quis adposuerit ad haec adponet Deus super illum plagas scriptas in libro isto et si quis deminuerit de verbis libri prophetiae huius auferet Deus partem eius de ligno vitae et de civitate sancta et de his quae scripta sunt in libro isto dicit qui testimonium perhibet istorum etiam venio cito amen veni Domine Iesu.
Ricordarsi di: tutti i buoni bambini vanno a cielo
Ricordarsi di: tutti i buoni bambini vanno a cielo
I hate you Mud. You are mud. You are a disgrase to all the little jewish children. You can put things on hear like the word fuk, but you wont let me rave about santa?!? What the hell is wrong with you?! Plus you messed up big time, if your going to edit my typing learn how, I only use the letter "C" if it is in a word that has a "Ch" sound, so anything else is replaced with a K or an S bekause they provide the same effekt, so you understand that the letter "C" is a pointless letter? Right?
Now to my next point... why did heather join the air forse? She kalled me up and told me to give her a good karakter referense and dont mention her "C".O.P.D. what the hell did you do to her?!? You broke my heather! someone asked where aaron was, as a matter of fakt he was last spotted shopping with his mommy dearest at the south hill mall 2 days ago.
Remember: All good children go to heaven
Now to my next point... why did heather join the air forse? She kalled me up and told me to give her a good karakter referense and dont mention her "C".O.P.D. what the hell did you do to her?!? You broke my heather! someone asked where aaron was, as a matter of fakt he was last spotted shopping with his mommy dearest at the south hill mall 2 days ago.
Remember: All good children go to heaven
for thos of you who werent ther the "LAST" GAME" ... aka a my 'varient' caled "TERMINATOR" -- Here were the rules.
I think 9 or 10 of us pla yed. .... yeas.
rule 1 : no ducking
rule 2 : no running
rule 3 : no intentional head shots
rule 4 : no hits count. only 'out' is when you run out of ammo.
...........
that was it.
total hits on arm : 10
total hits on head : 5
total hits on neck : 5
oh. and Mr. R gave me a beautiful hit on my iner thight.
... oh yeah! i can take ap icutre!!!
FUCK IT. it dowant wanna work. need to recharge batteries.
fuck you mr. r. it hurts. fuck you in the skull skull fucker sinc.
.......
im goin got to go lay down for awhijelahiaifafih!IJ!!!!!!!@
MY FUSKCING TYPING IS MESSED UP.
FUCK YOU PEOPOLE, FUCK YOU ALL.
IN THE EYE SOCKETS>
I think 9 or 10 of us pla yed. .... yeas.
rule 1 : no ducking
rule 2 : no running
rule 3 : no intentional head shots
rule 4 : no hits count. only 'out' is when you run out of ammo.
...........
that was it.
total hits on arm : 10
total hits on head : 5
total hits on neck : 5
oh. and Mr. R gave me a beautiful hit on my iner thight.
... oh yeah! i can take ap icutre!!!
FUCK IT. it dowant wanna work. need to recharge batteries.
fuck you mr. r. it hurts. fuck you in the skull skull fucker sinc.
.......
im goin got to go lay down for awhijelahiaifafih!IJ!!!!!!!@
MY FUSKCING TYPING IS MESSED UP.
FUCK YOU PEOPOLE, FUCK YOU ALL.
IN THE EYE SOCKETS>
UNCLE SAM wants to know where YOU will be today at 8-8.30am. Hell, he wants to know where you and your friend will be! No, even better : He wants to know where you, your friend, and your SACK OF POTATOES ARE. YOU BETTER BE AT THE GRAHAM SAFEWAY GOD DAMNIT. AND IF YOUR NOT, UNK'A SAM GONNA BUSHT A KAPP IN YUR AZZ!
SO BE THERE.
OR BE TRIANGLE, PINK TRIANGLE.
SO BE THERE.
OR BE TRIANGLE, PINK TRIANGLE.
December 28, 2000
James any parts of your anatomy you post pictures of will be targets for me tomorrow.
and you know I'm a good shot.....
Ok so damn near everyone I asked has either said nothing yet or canceled.
but my bro is going, I'm going, maybe one or two others at this point.
Ugh...hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work i go.
and you know I'm a good shot.....
Ok so damn near everyone I asked has either said nothing yet or canceled.
but my bro is going, I'm going, maybe one or two others at this point.
Ugh...hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work i go.
December 27, 2000
some people say, that i'm a bad-guy
they may be right, they may be right.
but it's not as if I dont try
I just fuck up! Try as I might.
but I can change I can change
I can learn to keep my promises I swear it.
I'll open up my heart and I will share it
any minute I now will be born again.
Yes I can change, I can change
I know I've been a dirty little bastard.
I like to kill, I like to maim, yes I'm insane
but it's ok because I can change.
It's not my fault that I am evil, it society... so-ci-e-ty.
You see my parents were sometimes abusive
and it made a prick of me.
but I can change I can change,
I can learn to keep my promises I know it.
I'll open up my heart and I will show it
any minute now I will be born again!
but what if you never change?
what if you remain a sandy little butt-hole?
Hee-eey satan! Don't be such a twit,
mother thresea wont have shit on me.
Just watch, Just watch me change -
Here we go I'm changing!
*dances*
they may be right, they may be right.
but it's not as if I dont try
I just fuck up! Try as I might.
but I can change I can change
I can learn to keep my promises I swear it.
I'll open up my heart and I will share it
any minute I now will be born again.
Yes I can change, I can change
I know I've been a dirty little bastard.
I like to kill, I like to maim, yes I'm insane
but it's ok because I can change.
It's not my fault that I am evil, it society... so-ci-e-ty.
You see my parents were sometimes abusive
and it made a prick of me.
but I can change I can change,
I can learn to keep my promises I know it.
I'll open up my heart and I will show it
any minute now I will be born again!
but what if you never change?
what if you remain a sandy little butt-hole?
Hee-eey satan! Don't be such a twit,
mother thresea wont have shit on me.
Just watch, Just watch me change -
Here we go I'm changing!
*dances*
james says i have to post a blog, so here i am blogging away. i tried to blog earlier but something weird happened. i hit something on the keyboard that erased the entire thing before it had even been posted. it was a great blog too, i'm so disapppointed. it's like when you do a backflip and nobody looks. you get pissed and yell at everyone. they sigh and focus their attention on you only to watch you break your neck. some things can only be done right once a day. oh well. that's life. * anyway, i haven't really kept up with the posts lately. the last one i've read is the one here about james wanting to display pictures of his genitals. go ahead. perv. i've been playing with my own digital camera, and in doing so have realized that i have a big nose and my lips are too small. i'm self-conscious about my looks. i was even thinking earlier today that maybe all the nose-picking i did as a child has something to do with it's size. my face is such a mess. damn technology to hell.
I was just wondering that since I have my newly acquired p-05 digital camera, would any of you have anything against me taking a picture of my anus / penis and posting it up on the board in all it's glory? I assure you it will make men and women alike hot, horny, and ready for action. If you've got a spouse you could say "hey honey, come look at this" and she/he will come over and see the picture and then promptly take you by the cuff of your neck and throw you onto your bed and make hot-sweet monkey/sappytreestump sex to you. Thus is the amazing power of my anus / penis. It immediately calls out the animal/beast in all creatures to have buttlove. ... Anywho - as I was originally asking, would anyone be against that? Here's a little preview for you . . . .
Now doesn't that make you wet with anticipation? Go ahead, call your spouse/loved one. They'll down right tell you "JESUS CHRIST, THAT MAKES ME SO HOT, LETS SEE THE REAL THING!" ... So ... do you want the real stuff or what?
C'mon.
You know you want it. . . . .
Heeey saattaaan!
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Now doesn't that make you wet with anticipation? Go ahead, call your spouse/loved one. They'll down right tell you "JESUS CHRIST, THAT MAKES ME SO HOT, LETS SEE THE REAL THING!" ... So ... do you want the real stuff or what?
C'mon.
You know you want it. . . . .
Heeey saattaaan!
December 26, 2000
not mud: you bringing anyone but yourself?
ZEBSBUDANDY: yup
not mud: and they are postive they're coming?
ZEBSBUDANDY: well i know my bro is coming, and i got another guy coming
not mud: gud gud.
not mud: how old are they?
not mud: and do they have experience with guns/paintball
ZEBSBUDANDY: my bro is 13 and my friend Karl is 15
ZEBSBUDANDY: my bro has experience with guns and im not sure about carl
not mud: what sort of 'experience' / like hunting / and NEITHER have been paintballing, yes?
ZEBSBUDANDY: yes neither have been paintballin
Do you need a better definition for "fresh meat" pillsbury? ;)
ZEBSBUDANDY: yup
not mud: and they are postive they're coming?
ZEBSBUDANDY: well i know my bro is coming, and i got another guy coming
not mud: gud gud.
not mud: how old are they?
not mud: and do they have experience with guns/paintball
ZEBSBUDANDY: my bro is 13 and my friend Karl is 15
ZEBSBUDANDY: my bro has experience with guns and im not sure about carl
not mud: what sort of 'experience' / like hunting / and NEITHER have been paintballing, yes?
ZEBSBUDANDY: yes neither have been paintballin
Do you need a better definition for "fresh meat" pillsbury? ;)
Something not right with kellogs packaging.
by: James Collins
by: James Collins
As Frank Malone woke up one sunny Monday morning he found that he was out of his favorite cereal, Frosted Flakes. So he quickly got dressed and jumped into his car to swoop down to his local grocery store to buy some - as he always had Frosted Flakes for breakfast, every weekday. What Malone would soon find out, would be that Kellogs had made a mistake in packaging that day which would change his life forever.
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Malone stopped first at Safeway, where he hoped to pick up a box of Frosted Flakey goodness, but found that they were out of the morning snack. One of the cashiers we interviewed said : "You know them Frosted Flake boxes sell like hotcakes during the after-christmas sales."So Malone went to Fred-Meyer in hopes of finding a box there, which he did promptly. He bought the cereal for a mere 19.74$ and made his way home.
When Malone opened the box habitually, and poured it into his bowl he did not notice anything awry. When he then applied milk, he was watching the morning news on channel Four because he thought the news anchor was hot, and still did not notice anything wrong. But when he took his first bite of his Frosted Flakes he found that his flakes were not frosted at all. You bet your boots they weren't. They were Oreos.
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Kellogs did not make a comment when we asked them "what the fuck was up with that?"And Frank Malone was quoted saying, "I aint buying no more kellogs bullshit frosted flakes no mo. I'm stick'n wif the cheap-ass bagged cereal from here-on-out. FUCK KELLOGS."
well, as i figured, i did not miss much around here at all. I shall proceed to tell you why kristmas is a krap holiday...
1. santa { does exist *will explain in further detail later* }
2. "a kristmas story" played for exactly 24 hours
3. my family knows what it is getting every year
4. we open things kristmas eve night instead of the morning every other family does.
5. i get broken stuff.
I shall further explain number 5 then proceed with number 4, 3, 2, and finally 1.
5- I was overjoyed this year when i piked out my present at walmart, a poloriod photomax digital 320 kamera and all of its software. however, i tried to use the damn thing and diskovered that it is broken and must be returned. However, seeing as how the holiday season tends to wipe out the stores they will not have my kamera untill almost february. merry kristmas.
4- about 5 or 6 years ago my family all had the flu really bad and desided that we would prefer to sleep in kristmas morning due to the fakt that getting up early would kill us all... so every year sinse then the magikal illusion of santa (or satan as max would have it) has been kompleatly destroyed. merry kristmas.
3- to take the guessing out of kristmas (as well as the wonders of suprize) my family has devised a plan to just tell eachother what they want or what they are getting, there is never any suprize and all the merryment is taken out of the holiday. there is no joy like opening something that you already knew you were getting. merry kristmas.
2- this one should be self explanitory, why the hell would any person on the fase of the earth need to watch this damn movie 12 times?! what that man was thinking when he made this deal only God will know, and i hope that he punishes that man severely for it. merry kristmas.
1- santa {does exist, here is how i know for a fact.... }
A.--His special species of reindeer kan fly. BUT there are some 300,000 species of living organisms yet to be klassified, and while most of these are insekts and germs, this does not KOMPLETELY rule out flying reindeer – which insidently only Santa has ever seen {because they are super special and magikal.}
B.--There are 2 billion children (persons under 18) in the world. BUT since Santa doesn’t (appear) to handle the Muslim, Hindu, Jewish and Buddhist children, that reduces the workload to 15% of the total – 378 million akording to Population Reference Bureau. At an average (sensus) rate of 3.5 children per household, that’s 91.8 million homes. One presumes there’s at least one good child in each, {thats a lot of people and Santa is SUPER FAST ( as explained in part C ) }
C.--Santa has 31 hours of Kristmas to work with, thanks to the different time zones and the rotation of the earth, assuming he travels east to west (which seems logikal). This works out to 822.6 visits per sekond. This is to say that for each Kristian household with good children, Santa has 1/1000th of a sekond to park, hop out of the sleigh, jump down the chimney, fill the stokings, distribute the remaining presents under the tree, eat whatever snaks have been left, get bak up the chimney, get bak into the sleigh and move on to the next house. Assuming that each of these 91.8 million stops are evenly distributed around the earth (which, of kourse, we know to be {ENTIRELY TRUE} but for the purpose of my kalculations we will aksept), we are now talking about 0.78 miles per household, a total trip of 75.5 million miles, not kounting stops to do what most of us must do at least once every 31 hours, IE. mikturation, defikation and etc, {but santa kan exklude those aktivities bekause he's SUPER HUMAN. }
This means that Santa’s sleigh is moving at 650 miles per sekond, 3000 times the speed of sound. For purposes of komparison, the fastest man-made vehicle on earth (the Ulysses space probe) moves at a poky 27.4 miles per sekond –a konventional reindeer kan run, tops, 15 miles per hour, {SO OBVIOUSLY his reigndeer are magikal and he breaks all known scientifik konventions known to man. Not only does he have a fast sleigh and dedicated majikal reindeer that fly, He's one swell, super, special guy as well! }
D.--The payload on the sleigh adds another interesting element. Assuming that each child gets nothing more than a medium-sized lego set (2 pounds), the sleigh is karrying 321,300 tons, not kounting Santa, who is invariably deskribed as {jolly}. On land, konventional reindeer kan pull no more than 300 pounds. Even granting that "flying {majikal} reindeer" (see point #1) kould pull TEN TIMES the normal amount, we cannot do the job with eight, or even nine. We need 214,200 reindeer. This inkreases the payload –not even kounting the weight of the sleigh—to 353,430 tons. Again, for komparison, this is four times the weight of the Queen Elizabeth. 5.353,000 tons traveling at 650 miles per sekond kreates enormous air resistanse –this will heat the reindeer up in the same fashion as spase krafts re-entering the earth’s atmosphere. The lead pair of reindeer will absorb 14.3 QUINTILLION joules of energy. Per sekond. Each. In short, they will burst into flame almost instantaneously {had it not been for their majikal powers.} The entire reindeer team would be vaporized within 4.26 thousandths of a sekond. Santa, meanwhile, will be subject to sentrifugal forces 17,500.06 times greater than gravity {but he doesnt, bekause he wears his seatbelt, WEAR YOUR SEATBELT KIDS! -- SANTA DOES!}
In konklusion – {Santa always delivers presents on Kristmas Eve, but ONLY IF YOU ARE GOOD, SO BE GOOD.}
I sinserely hope you all had a MERRY KRISTMAS!
Remember: all good children go to Heaven {AND GET PRESENTS, NOT COAL}
{note : entry was changed to child-safe viewing. }
1. santa { does exist *will explain in further detail later* }
2. "a kristmas story" played for exactly 24 hours
3. my family knows what it is getting every year
4. we open things kristmas eve night instead of the morning every other family does.
5. i get broken stuff.
I shall further explain number 5 then proceed with number 4, 3, 2, and finally 1.
5- I was overjoyed this year when i piked out my present at walmart, a poloriod photomax digital 320 kamera and all of its software. however, i tried to use the damn thing and diskovered that it is broken and must be returned. However, seeing as how the holiday season tends to wipe out the stores they will not have my kamera untill almost february. merry kristmas.
4- about 5 or 6 years ago my family all had the flu really bad and desided that we would prefer to sleep in kristmas morning due to the fakt that getting up early would kill us all... so every year sinse then the magikal illusion of santa (or satan as max would have it) has been kompleatly destroyed. merry kristmas.
3- to take the guessing out of kristmas (as well as the wonders of suprize) my family has devised a plan to just tell eachother what they want or what they are getting, there is never any suprize and all the merryment is taken out of the holiday. there is no joy like opening something that you already knew you were getting. merry kristmas.
2- this one should be self explanitory, why the hell would any person on the fase of the earth need to watch this damn movie 12 times?! what that man was thinking when he made this deal only God will know, and i hope that he punishes that man severely for it. merry kristmas.
1- santa {does exist, here is how i know for a fact.... }
A.--His special species of reindeer kan fly. BUT there are some 300,000 species of living organisms yet to be klassified, and while most of these are insekts and germs, this does not KOMPLETELY rule out flying reindeer – which insidently only Santa has ever seen {because they are super special and magikal.}
B.--There are 2 billion children (persons under 18) in the world. BUT since Santa doesn’t (appear) to handle the Muslim, Hindu, Jewish and Buddhist children, that reduces the workload to 15% of the total – 378 million akording to Population Reference Bureau. At an average (sensus) rate of 3.5 children per household, that’s 91.8 million homes. One presumes there’s at least one good child in each, {thats a lot of people and Santa is SUPER FAST ( as explained in part C ) }
C.--Santa has 31 hours of Kristmas to work with, thanks to the different time zones and the rotation of the earth, assuming he travels east to west (which seems logikal). This works out to 822.6 visits per sekond. This is to say that for each Kristian household with good children, Santa has 1/1000th of a sekond to park, hop out of the sleigh, jump down the chimney, fill the stokings, distribute the remaining presents under the tree, eat whatever snaks have been left, get bak up the chimney, get bak into the sleigh and move on to the next house. Assuming that each of these 91.8 million stops are evenly distributed around the earth (which, of kourse, we know to be {ENTIRELY TRUE} but for the purpose of my kalculations we will aksept), we are now talking about 0.78 miles per household, a total trip of 75.5 million miles, not kounting stops to do what most of us must do at least once every 31 hours, IE. mikturation, defikation and etc, {but santa kan exklude those aktivities bekause he's SUPER HUMAN. }
This means that Santa’s sleigh is moving at 650 miles per sekond, 3000 times the speed of sound. For purposes of komparison, the fastest man-made vehicle on earth (the Ulysses space probe) moves at a poky 27.4 miles per sekond –a konventional reindeer kan run, tops, 15 miles per hour, {SO OBVIOUSLY his reigndeer are magikal and he breaks all known scientifik konventions known to man. Not only does he have a fast sleigh and dedicated majikal reindeer that fly, He's one swell, super, special guy as well! }
D.--The payload on the sleigh adds another interesting element. Assuming that each child gets nothing more than a medium-sized lego set (2 pounds), the sleigh is karrying 321,300 tons, not kounting Santa, who is invariably deskribed as {jolly}. On land, konventional reindeer kan pull no more than 300 pounds. Even granting that "flying {majikal} reindeer" (see point #1) kould pull TEN TIMES the normal amount, we cannot do the job with eight, or even nine. We need 214,200 reindeer. This inkreases the payload –not even kounting the weight of the sleigh—to 353,430 tons. Again, for komparison, this is four times the weight of the Queen Elizabeth. 5.353,000 tons traveling at 650 miles per sekond kreates enormous air resistanse –this will heat the reindeer up in the same fashion as spase krafts re-entering the earth’s atmosphere. The lead pair of reindeer will absorb 14.3 QUINTILLION joules of energy. Per sekond. Each. In short, they will burst into flame almost instantaneously {had it not been for their majikal powers.} The entire reindeer team would be vaporized within 4.26 thousandths of a sekond. Santa, meanwhile, will be subject to sentrifugal forces 17,500.06 times greater than gravity {but he doesnt, bekause he wears his seatbelt, WEAR YOUR SEATBELT KIDS! -- SANTA DOES!}
In konklusion – {Santa always delivers presents on Kristmas Eve, but ONLY IF YOU ARE GOOD, SO BE GOOD.}
I sinserely hope you all had a MERRY KRISTMAS!
Remember: all good children go to Heaven {AND GET PRESENTS, NOT COAL}
{note : entry was changed to child-safe viewing. }
December 25, 2000
ok. as for my christmas present to all you suckers out there reading this - I am going to :
1. post me a picture up on dis 'ere board.
and
2. show you all exactly how to do it.
now the first thing - is that you have to ask yourself "where am I getting this picture from?" If the answer to your question ( actually my question but the one I made you ask yourself ) is " from the internet " then your job is much easier than you would suspect. simply put in the tag as follows :
{img src="http://wherever.thehell.com/dumbshit.gif"}
HOWEVER, you see those " { } " ? change those to > and <
now. if you have it yourself, say you have what I recently have got for christmas and you've got yoruself a digital p-05 camera that will take pictures for you, and/or you enjoy scanning pictures of yourself with a scanner of some sort. then you have to upload your picture to the internet ... uh. I wont go into that. but after you upload it - then you just plug in the URL to where you uploaded it... like so.
I have an account on tripod.com. I have recently taken a picture with my newly acquired p-05 and then edited it. now, we will see me stick it on the board with
" {img scr= "http://dirtandwater.tripod.com/bob-satan.jpg" } " ... ready?
there you go.
now the table I added myself for aesthetic .. uh.. yea, purposes.
and I'm sure that Bradbury could have done all of this in a more efficient manner to explain to you --- but you know what?
HAA! I DID IT FIRST!
beat.
oooh yeeeaaaa...
I almost forgot : Merry Christmas and all that stuff.
duuur.
Countdown : 4 days.
haaa!
1. post me a picture up on dis 'ere board.
and
2. show you all exactly how to do it.
now the first thing - is that you have to ask yourself "where am I getting this picture from?" If the answer to your question ( actually my question but the one I made you ask yourself ) is " from the internet " then your job is much easier than you would suspect. simply put in the tag as follows :
{img src="http://wherever.thehell.com/dumbshit.gif"}
HOWEVER, you see those " { } " ? change those to > and <
now. if you have it yourself, say you have what I recently have got for christmas and you've got yoruself a digital p-05 camera that will take pictures for you, and/or you enjoy scanning pictures of yourself with a scanner of some sort. then you have to upload your picture to the internet ... uh. I wont go into that. but after you upload it - then you just plug in the URL to where you uploaded it... like so.
I have an account on tripod.com. I have recently taken a picture with my newly acquired p-05 and then edited it. now, we will see me stick it on the board with
" {img scr= "http://dirtandwater.tripod.com/bob-satan.jpg" } " ... ready?
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there you go.
now the table I added myself for aesthetic .. uh.. yea, purposes.
and I'm sure that Bradbury could have done all of this in a more efficient manner to explain to you --- but you know what?
HAA! I DID IT FIRST!
beat.
oooh yeeeaaaa...
I almost forgot : Merry Christmas and all that stuff.
duuur.
Countdown : 4 days.
haaa!
December 24, 2000
Yes John is a hell of a hunter, he'll be very dangerous out on the field...not to mention fun....dude, Jeff, you gotta ask your bro....
Got in touch with Steve Pearson a few days ago-he'll be there.
Jeff-your brother and JP have been friends many for years, yes?
I have known him quite a while now myself, longer than I've known anyone else on here...
Trust me, he'll be fun out there....and I am going to stop by his house sometime next week, probably tuesday, and I will ask him, and have him bring Brad...and if his friend Stickler (didn't spell it right) is around I'll make sure he comes too, as he is a MARINE..that would be fun..and I'll have him bring Kellen too...
I might get Rick Hill, maybe some of the rednecks for BHS (tyler, nate and them) so we can hand them their asses....
Got in touch with Steve Pearson a few days ago-he'll be there.
Jeff-your brother and JP have been friends many for years, yes?
I have known him quite a while now myself, longer than I've known anyone else on here...
Trust me, he'll be fun out there....and I am going to stop by his house sometime next week, probably tuesday, and I will ask him, and have him bring Brad...and if his friend Stickler (didn't spell it right) is around I'll make sure he comes too, as he is a MARINE..that would be fun..and I'll have him bring Kellen too...
I might get Rick Hill, maybe some of the rednecks for BHS (tyler, nate and them) so we can hand them their asses....
Jeff - if I didn't want you to come :
1. you wouldnt know about it.
2. you wouldnt be invited.
:p
What I was referring to was that last time we went ( in fact i think it was two times ago ) a lot of people were against David Zuber coming along with us - - - and in the end, David turned out to be very fun and a vital part of our gaming [ reguardless of what people thought of him beforehand ]
I was more trying to say that just because you feel JPT isn't fun now - wait until he's either on your team or against you - and Im sure your feelings will change. It doesn't matter if you like them or not in the begining - the fact of the matter is : one more person = one more guy on your team with a gun to cover your ass. :D
1. you wouldnt know about it.
2. you wouldnt be invited.
:p
What I was referring to was that last time we went ( in fact i think it was two times ago ) a lot of people were against David Zuber coming along with us - - - and in the end, David turned out to be very fun and a vital part of our gaming [ reguardless of what people thought of him beforehand ]
I was more trying to say that just because you feel JPT isn't fun now - wait until he's either on your team or against you - and Im sure your feelings will change. It doesn't matter if you like them or not in the begining - the fact of the matter is : one more person = one more guy on your team with a gun to cover your ass. :D
Well .. i dont even know JEFF BORTON but he is in the N.M.A. now Muuahhahahahaha Mooo. well ... mud ..
Total number of days until I get shot in the back from you : 5 .
Total number of days until I shoot you in the face mask : 5 .
Total number of days until Andy wusses out because "Its too cold =((and doesnt show up : 5 .
Haaaaaaaa! =P Mooo. Poop=)
btw ... doday is chirchmas day eve I unno....i hope i get one of those small Cow boxes or a dancing santa(satan). muahahahhahaha Moo.
Total number of days until I get shot in the back from you : 5 .
Total number of days until I shoot you in the face mask : 5 .
Total number of days until Andy wusses out because "Its too cold =((and doesnt show up : 5 .
Haaaaaaaa! =P Mooo. Poop=)
btw ... doday is chirchmas day eve I unno....i hope i get one of those small Cow boxes or a dancing santa(satan). muahahahhahaha Moo.
OK, well I'm sorry that i wont ask JP, but i will and i just got pissed off at every1 asking me, I got two phone calls from people I don't know asking me to invite him, so I will (and James who is person A is it me cause I don't have to go if you don't want me to.) sorry if I pissed any1 off see ya and Mooooooo, Poop.
Total number of days until the day : 5 .
Total number of days until I own all of you in close combat : 5
- Pillsbury *i've noticed we dont call you that anymore :( bypass JB and invite JPT. JPT fails to realise that reguardless of what we all think of eachother { ie : nobody wants person A to come } when on the battlefield all those previous feelings go whooshing away - and instead of him being someone you dont like, it's someone you value on your team. Paintball is a beautifull way to make friends / and have 'friendly' competition. Just ask Steven and Andy.
Also : can someone tell me how to get a hold of : Steven, David ... and uhm.... I lost my list of everyone I was suppose to email. piss me off. I'm still looking for it.
wheee.
oh, what, what's this? yeah - christmas eve.
murry churstmasurt or stomethignm.
hee.
Total number of days until I own all of you in close combat : 5
- Pillsbury *i've noticed we dont call you that anymore :( bypass JB and invite JPT. JPT fails to realise that reguardless of what we all think of eachother { ie : nobody wants person A to come } when on the battlefield all those previous feelings go whooshing away - and instead of him being someone you dont like, it's someone you value on your team. Paintball is a beautifull way to make friends / and have 'friendly' competition. Just ask Steven and Andy.
Also : can someone tell me how to get a hold of : Steven, David ... and uhm.... I lost my list of everyone I was suppose to email. piss me off. I'm still looking for it.
wheee.
oh, what, what's this? yeah - christmas eve.
murry churstmasurt or stomethignm.
hee.
December 23, 2000
well hi not tonight i think you are hether right i hope so but i dont know and james im NOT going to invite jp so there and if any1 has somthing to say about it then just say it to my face not over the blogg. not to sound brave or nothing cause im not but its hard to explane that hell be out to kill every1 even on his own team so it would be stupid to ask him bye
I'm sorry, Jamie, but I don't see much of a difference.
I spent all evening in a burned down building taking pictures for my rabbitt. You see, I got him the greatest gift on earth, and he doesn't want it because it's homosexual. How was I to know that males don't take bubble baths? So anyway, I had to get dressed in a burned out shell of a bathroom which had only 3 walls and no roof. Luckily, I had my Tasha there to help me; because it was more than just a little dark. Tasha and Emma took pictures of me in many pretty clothing. It was so very cold-I thought for sure that I could bring some tic-tacs illegally across the Albanian border.
Who the Hell is this Borton chitlin? Some friend of Micheals, I presume?
I spent all evening in a burned down building taking pictures for my rabbitt. You see, I got him the greatest gift on earth, and he doesn't want it because it's homosexual. How was I to know that males don't take bubble baths? So anyway, I had to get dressed in a burned out shell of a bathroom which had only 3 walls and no roof. Luckily, I had my Tasha there to help me; because it was more than just a little dark. Tasha and Emma took pictures of me in many pretty clothing. It was so very cold-I thought for sure that I could bring some tic-tacs illegally across the Albanian border.
Who the Hell is this Borton chitlin? Some friend of Micheals, I presume?
I just want to quickly point out that we are listed at blog*spot -- so more people that WE DONT KNOW could possibly join. Wouldn't that be great? In fact - i think i will go out and try to find some more people that we all dont know. it's all good. :D
So don't be surprised when some new people come around. They're here to spice things up. wuzza. I also just got an email from some random person ( something is wrong with hotmail, since i've had my account there so long I get email that isn't meant for me. hee ) -- it apparently is a man talking to a woman about him getting sucked off by her - and joking about it. he also copy/pastes a joke .. which is as follows :
A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!", "I don't care, open it now!!!" he replies. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples. The guy says "Take one of those sperm samples and drink it!", she looks at him "BUT, they are sperm samples???" , "DO IT!". So the nurse sucks it back. "That one there, drink that one as well.", so the nurse drinks that one as well. Finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says, "See honey - its not that hard."
Apparently she musn't have been " all for it " at the time. Or maybe they're just joking around. I really dont know. Hopefully he had a wife and she's some 15 year old who sucked him off for a cigarette. AND YES, THE GIRL AT THE PIER WOULD HAVE TAKEN HER CLOTHES OFF IF WE WOULD HAVE TOLD HER TO, for a cigarette. You'll be amazed at the things people will do for a cigarette.
So don't be surprised when some new people come around. They're here to spice things up. wuzza. I also just got an email from some random person ( something is wrong with hotmail, since i've had my account there so long I get email that isn't meant for me. hee ) -- it apparently is a man talking to a woman about him getting sucked off by her - and joking about it. he also copy/pastes a joke .. which is as follows :
A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!", "I don't care, open it now!!!" he replies. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples. The guy says "Take one of those sperm samples and drink it!", she looks at him "BUT, they are sperm samples???" , "DO IT!". So the nurse sucks it back. "That one there, drink that one as well.", so the nurse drinks that one as well. Finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says, "See honey - its not that hard."
Apparently she musn't have been " all for it " at the time. Or maybe they're just joking around. I really dont know. Hopefully he had a wife and she's some 15 year old who sucked him off for a cigarette. AND YES, THE GIRL AT THE PIER WOULD HAVE TAKEN HER CLOTHES OFF IF WE WOULD HAVE TOLD HER TO, for a cigarette. You'll be amazed at the things people will do for a cigarette.
OMG, Get John Paul Thiel to come!!!
He use to read all my off-the-wall poetry in Gliege's classroom. That was a helluva long time ago. I haven't seen him in ages - it'd be great to BEAT his ass in paintball ( however him and Gliege would always talk about hunting, and the first time I played on Ft. Lewis we played against two 'hunter' types who pegged us off easily. )
You should tell him that I said he couldn't beat me in paintball if he was paid to do so. Heh - I mean c'mon, tell him i am doin it. And if he doesn't then consent then you could tell him that I am " more of a man " than he is. eheh hahahaha
Oh yea - anyone notice my new setup for the board? Woo! too me awhile to figure out how to get it to work.
He use to read all my off-the-wall poetry in Gliege's classroom. That was a helluva long time ago. I haven't seen him in ages - it'd be great to BEAT his ass in paintball ( however him and Gliege would always talk about hunting, and the first time I played on Ft. Lewis we played against two 'hunter' types who pegged us off easily. )
You should tell him that I said he couldn't beat me in paintball if he was paid to do so. Heh - I mean c'mon, tell him i am doin it. And if he doesn't then consent then you could tell him that I am " more of a man " than he is. eheh hahahaha
Oh yea - anyone notice my new setup for the board? Woo! too me awhile to figure out how to get it to work.
If you won't bring JP I will, just to show that he's all talk :P but seriously if you see him next week tell him about it....shit I really do need to stop by his house...his mom will be pissed cause I haven't been around in months....
What exactly do you mean by "wanna be like when i get older"?
Man you have to convince Brad to come.......again, if you don't I will.
Ok James I'm too lazy to email you so I'll put it here....
So far from me it'll be:
me (duh)
My bro (most likely)
His girl's bro (Eric, the cool one, most likely)
Some dude from his work (maybe)
JP Thiel (if jeff can't convince him)
Brad Borton (again, if jeff can't convince him)
Geoff (co-worker, maybe)
Scott (co-worker, maybe)
I haven't recieved firm "Yea" or "Nay" from any yet however.
There are a couple others I might ask as well, we'll see how that goes.
I'll be sure to have firm answers on all by wednesday at the latest, that's the best I can do.
What exactly do you mean by "wanna be like when i get older"?
Man you have to convince Brad to come.......again, if you don't I will.
Ok James I'm too lazy to email you so I'll put it here....
So far from me it'll be:
me (duh)
My bro (most likely)
His girl's bro (Eric, the cool one, most likely)
Some dude from his work (maybe)
JP Thiel (if jeff can't convince him)
Brad Borton (again, if jeff can't convince him)
Geoff (co-worker, maybe)
Scott (co-worker, maybe)
I haven't recieved firm "Yea" or "Nay" from any yet however.
There are a couple others I might ask as well, we'll see how that goes.
I'll be sure to have firm answers on all by wednesday at the latest, that's the best I can do.
hehehe Mooooooooo poop muahahaha ... well ..you know what HS is ??? Hyperdock go here and look at the stuff info bleh ... In HS is a kamazie suicide group =) in Rl its a group that just Moooos at everyone and theres 1 member =) me ... wanna join??? i got a site commen up soon.
It took me a damn well long time to figure out how to fix everything the way I wanted it - DAMNIT. In any event. Two days until christmas and all I can think about is paintball after christmas. haa. I have to get a-hold of James Parker and should remind myself to get Drew on this thinger. I still haven't signed him up ( and I have a tendancy to forget to, as Jeff knows ) I still want to make something of this place - I haven't figured out what yet. There are some people who don't post much... i'm thinking about deleting them from the board - but I dont know. i will just yell at them and see what's up / ask them if they still want to be on the board - and if they do :
to post more often.
I saw ( as you may have surmised ) the South Park movie this morning. To tell you the truth it wasn't all that great - and I don't see why everyone says it is so funny. The only funny part was where Sadam was continually having to explaing " what? It's fake!" ... heee. I have to remember to return that to Jimmoi - and man does everyone seem to be borrowing things from me or what? I have to remember to get those things back from everyone.
I still have to buy/rent/read a Kerouac book.
Fsking pissing me off that I haven't got around to that.
Later on today I will be sending a 'checkup' email to the people who's emails I have - thus would include : CCS, Geri, Thor, and I'll call Drew / Brandon. Oh, by the way - anyone planning on coming PLEASE EMAIL ME WITH ALL THE NAMES OF THE PEOPLE YOU PLAN ON BRINGING TO PAINTBALL ( FOR SURE, POSITIVELY ) It will do me a helluva favor. I want to figure out how many people we've got going. Also - everyone knows when and where right? 8am, Graham Safeway, Friday, DEC 29th. We'll all be there hanging out listening to loud music, threatening to raid the store, and gasping at how huge Bradbury's truck is / and the horn sounds funny. heee hee. If you don't know my email - click on 'view web page' and then go to the bottom to ' not mud ' and you can email me. other than that - i think i'm out of here, for now.
Tanya, Turkish - liked to fuck while wearing leather riding boots
Brenda's strange obcession was for certain vegitables and .. fruits
Jeff...dude, we've met. I was at your house with John Paul, Heather and your bro one day.....my first name is Nick, ask your bro we've partied a few times.
Bring your bro....have him bring JP...damnit I keep meaning to stop by JP's house but for some reason never do...maybe after work next week sometime.
Bring your bro....have him bring JP...damnit I keep meaning to stop by JP's house but for some reason never do...maybe after work next week sometime.
OK well MAX POWERS first off it JEFF BORTON not Jeff barton. Damn it get it right or I'll have my army of Jews take over the state of Washington. Ha...ha ha.....ha ha ha.......hahahahahhahahahhahahahahahah.. not funny. and I'm glad you agree with Poop. so I'll agree with mooooooo. yes moooo. well i don't know about you but I'm ashamed to be related to brad and just knowing him so their. and one last thing were is the shiter oh man I've got to shit oh I've got a turtle head pochen excuse me.......................................................................................................................holy shit that thing was the size of my fore arm and I had really hot pepperoncinis last night so you figure out the rest well see ya....... ok Max how can i join the N.M.A. just tell me and i will join..mmmoooooooooooooo..Poop
LOL southpark the movie is just DUMB Laugh Out Loud DUMB!!
.....M'kay???? M'KAY!!?!?!?!!!!! F@#!!
....OMG THEY RIPED KENNY TO BITZ AND HE EXPLODED!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!
....V-CHIPS RULE!! YYYAYYY!!
....Satan gay??? WTF and yes! YES! you should join the National Moo Association JEFF BORTON
...well that was a funny dumb stupid movie .... oh well Moooooooo
National Moo Association
.....M'kay???? M'KAY!!?!?!?!!!!! F@#!!
....OMG THEY RIPED KENNY TO BITZ AND HE EXPLODED!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!
....V-CHIPS RULE!! YYYAYYY!!
....Satan gay??? WTF and yes! YES! you should join the National Moo Association JEFF BORTON
...well that was a funny dumb stupid movie .... oh well Moooooooo
Mooooo ok so ... im gunna go Email my friend and tellem that PB is on the 9th meet at safe way at 8 right??? oh well ... he might bring a friend or 2 so .. Moooo
and yes Jeff barton Poop
well im gunna go try to wake james up because it is ....10:00 somthen . ya ya ya ... laugh all you want I CAN TRY to wake his ass up! ha!
well how do you post up pics Mud??? HHHOOWW Tell me you little WHORE that cut my chest open!!!! YYEELL MMEE!!!!!!
and yes ... Andy is a wuuussyyy wwwwwwwwwwuuuuuuusssssssssyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!! for "Its to damn cold =-((" <------ crying Haaaaaaa! well .... Moo
Mooooooooo ........ btw hope ya get better Andrew, Yes jeff borton this whole famliy is commie.... we unplug the phones and stay off the internet when we are planing our plands to blow up your house and kill your chickens! and steal your cows!!! Muahhahahaha =P
and yes Jeff barton Poop
well im gunna go try to wake james up because it is ....10:00 somthen . ya ya ya ... laugh all you want I CAN TRY to wake his ass up! ha!
well how do you post up pics Mud??? HHHOOWW Tell me you little WHORE that cut my chest open!!!! YYEELL MMEE!!!!!!
and yes ... Andy is a wuuussyyy wwwwwwwwwwuuuuuuusssssssssyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!! for "Its to damn cold =-((" <------ crying Haaaaaaa! well .... Moo
Mooooooooo ........ btw hope ya get better Andrew, Yes jeff borton this whole famliy is commie.... we unplug the phones and stay off the internet when we are planing our plands to blow up your house and kill your chickens! and steal your cows!!! Muahhahahaha =P
December 22, 2000
yes Andrew speed ball is what you think it is and where the hell is James damn it man talk to us our lives depend on you please help {or just write us} and i need to meat some people i don't know any1 but James Andrew Aaron and heather so James when your not on the Internet were the fork are you you basterd i can never get a hold of you by phone or by Internet * must be a commie* damn it all to hell i say so good bye and farewell
December 21, 2000
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Yes, in that picture she actually looks HOT - ok, well not hot but definately STS. And by the way - i took the liberty of editing out two other people whom I didn't feel were vital to the piece - they took one's attention away from Heather. I think hair-in-the-face pictures always make people look good - however I am sure that the majority of you are staring at Tasha's blue coloured boobies. You should join my boob-group, I forgot the letters that stood for it. Oh well. What else was I suppose to do? BY THE WAY _I NOW HAVE A MICROWAVE AND THIS MORNING I ATE 10 pieces of bacon in a bacon sammich. It was SO GOOD. Ahhh, Heart-attack, here I come. Everyone better be getting in shape for upcoming paintball - as it HAS been reserved. And Jimmoi got the day off - so he'll be joining us this time ( jeff and andy are panzies who will stay at home next to their warm fires with their stuffed animals. haa ) ... err ( ok, well jeff will stay home - but andy will be online playing EQ holding his digital stuffed animal standing next to his digital fireplace while witnessing his friend get digitally wed to some woman... digitally ) ... [ yes, i know, the last digitally didn't quite fit, but it made my point. ]
Ok - well. I guess that's all folks. see you on the flip side.
" Would you like me to suck you off?
- what my computer now says when booting up
bleh my cow didnt work and it was 5 o clock in the morning so i was all on Moo dust =) well... someone yell at James about my birth day special thingy.
Q!!!:Ok it was my Birth day on the 15 ... but we have stuff planed for the next week or so ... and that's like the only time, a buncha people including me might go PB'n. so would it still count if I said it was my birthday and get the birthday special thingy or does it hafta be on the day of my B-day ??? = / just wonderen = )
A:Yeah, that's fine. Just tell Debbie at the field that Jeff and Scott said it was okay.
Happy B-day!
Scott
for who ever is doing the register ( James?? )
Mooooo
Keep in mind the
National Moo Association
Knows who you are
A:Yeah, that's fine. Just tell Debbie at the field that Jeff and Scott said it was okay.
Happy B-day!
Scott
for who ever is doing the register ( James?? )
Mooooo
uuuummmmm......heather metal doesn't expand with cold it does so with heat...cold makes metal, and all other matter, contract. With the exception being that water expands when freezing due to the change in crystaline structure.
Hey don't worry about buying paint either, Andrew, I'll be buying plenty extra.
Hey don't worry about buying paint either, Andrew, I'll be buying plenty extra.
Ok I'll cover the rest of Andrew's tab at OP.....(that's the day after PAYDAY!!!!)
Ok from what I've heard that the pain from joint injuries and pins and shit is caused by barometric pressure more than anything else.....your eletron theory is not quite feasable....but it shows a good amount of thought on your part....
Jeff, you do need parent permission if under 18. If you go to their website (http://operationpaintball.8m.com) you can download the form ahead of time to get a signature.
BTW Jeff are you in any way related to Brad Borton (#93)?
Ok from what I've heard that the pain from joint injuries and pins and shit is caused by barometric pressure more than anything else.....your eletron theory is not quite feasable....but it shows a good amount of thought on your part....
Jeff, you do need parent permission if under 18. If you go to their website (http://operationpaintball.8m.com) you can download the form ahead of time to get a signature.
BTW Jeff are you in any way related to Brad Borton (#93)?
well Andrew your story really touched me and i think we {all of us in this bolg} should put a donation together and ill start it so if any1 would like to chip in just write down the amount of money in a blog and give it to Andrew when he goes paintballing for me $10 and its all for you Andrew we love you man and we all hope you stay alive well on to a more interesting subject how many times can you say smicker smacker sickely smicks smicken smacker really really fast i can only do it 3 times but James you have yet to ancer me if we need our parent permission or not but i guess ill have to find out and i may be getting my licence on the 27 so if that happens i may be able to drive there my self on the 29 hey hey hey and Aaron {i hope i spelled that right because i cant spell anything else right} im willing to set up a laser tag game with you and Andrew that would be grate well ive already typed for tooo long as is so bye for now
Moooooooooooo. Ya thats right i Mooed at you!!! ALL OF YOU!! HA!!! 
Mooooooooooooooooooooooo =) =) =) =) =)
On monday i see cows that go Moo and so i Moo back at thrm and they go Moooo? and so I'm learning to speek cow!!!!! =)
Under the knife huh? And OMG they give you control of the morphine flow...hehe you shure they just didnt give you a button that stimulates your mind to THINK its giveing morphine? what was wrong w/your legg anyways?? *Moos alittle*
I would be on EQ but my ficken facken little sibbling is freeking playing it and spent all night on it..... i used to that to "Not Mud"....I'm supprized that im alive....im about to go bash his head in and tell dad " He's sleeping. Don't bother him." and ill get to play my EQ aaaaaallllllllllll day ... but now if i have my own ficken facken computer I could play aaaaaaaaaallllllllllllll MONTH AND YEAR!!!!!! Muahahahahahah! Moooo..... but nnooo not till im 16 so ... I'm gunna go kick some face in!!! w000t!!!
Mooooooooooooooooooooooo =) =) =) =) =)On monday i see cows that go Moo and so i Moo back at thrm and they go Moooo? and so I'm learning to speek cow!!!!! =)
Under the knife huh? And OMG they give you control of the morphine flow...hehe you shure they just didnt give you a button that stimulates your mind to THINK its giveing morphine? what was wrong w/your legg anyways?? *Moos alittle*
I would be on EQ but my ficken facken little sibbling is freeking playing it and spent all night on it..... i used to that to "Not Mud"....I'm supprized that im alive....im about to go bash his head in and tell dad " He's sleeping. Don't bother him." and ill get to play my EQ aaaaaallllllllllll day ... but now if i have my own ficken facken computer I could play aaaaaaaaaallllllllllllll MONTH AND YEAR!!!!!! Muahahahahahah! Moooo..... but nnooo not till im 16 so ... I'm gunna go kick some face in!!! w000t!!!
December 20, 2000
A couple of other things - the minimum 25$ will include a mask / air refills / and a semi-automatic gun ( not pump action ) / 400 shots. 5$ will get you an extra 200s / 10$ = 400s / 15$ = 600s (half a case). What else? Wear warm clothes - as it will be winter ( we planned it to be cold, hopefully snowing, ah hah! ) oh - and if you can bring friends / associates / relitaves - all the better . . . . the more people = the more people to shoot at = more reward for me. maa whahahahahaha. ;)
Quotes from last night :
" Damn the Devil to Hell! "
- basketball player man
" Would you like for me to suck you off? "
- some girl in Big K-mart when Jimmoi was takin' a dump
" Oh, it's a green light "
- Jimmoi . . . . . .
" STAR * * * * ERS! STAR * * * * ERS INCORPORATED! STAR * * * * ERS! "
- I dont need to explain.
" I wish that I were THE DEVIL! haa haa haa, How you like that? Who's the devil now? huh? "
- wheeee!
Ok thats about all I'll put you through. no school. hmm. anyone want to do anything today? like another excursion to the mountains? ... happy fun-times are yummy. haa. And knowing about existentialism doesn't make me rich / smart / intelligent / articulate / homosexual - DAMNIT. AND I SAW ELIZIBETH HURLEY'S HOT LITTLE BUTTON. AND HER ASS. HAA HAA HAA. ( although blair witch 2 we could have seen boobs. Mmm, boobies. I think I'm going to start a boob-infatuation club for men : BICM )
Grrrrrrr . . . -shuts door-
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