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lo - from the archives of " THE ASK BRADBURY FILES " comes . . .


i was just wondering....i have a girlfriend...what is the probability that i will have buttsex?

~emo~

~emo~,
To answer your question directly, the probability is fairly high, perhaps between 75 and 80 percent. But to realize your buttsex potential, you must play your cards right.

It hinges on a lot of things. The main one is, in this proposed buttsex, who do you expect will be giving, and who will be receiving?

If your "girl" friend is either really a man, or enjoys the strap-on arts, the possibility of you waking up in the middle of the night with your man-virginity no longer intact is fairly high.

Now, if you want to be on the giving end of the buttsex, your chances may vary. If she's not too perceptive to the idea of sending your "Easy Rider" up the Hershey highway, there's nothing that a bottle of Southern Comfort and some Vaseline won't cure.....or so I've been told.

Perhaps you should bring it up in a nonchalant manner, by, say watching some anal-intense porn with her and asking what her opinion of that is. If she doesn't seem to like it, mention how much smaller your "endowments" are than the stars of the show. Or, maybe you would be better off not saying you have a little Oscar Meyer.

Good luck.


yeup.
Bradbury called it.
And zacho did get the sex-de-boute.