You Son-ovah bitch! I thought I was his first!
He was so sincere and loving - that beard of his used to tickle my... well nevermind...
You can have him! Fuck the both of you! Go hide out in some caves together for all I care!

bitch

I'm hurt and vulnerable - someone take advantage of me! Beautiful women apply in person, others will have to call and leave a message ( I'll call you, not really )