Hmm... I wrote this really neat story a few seconds ago but instead I decided to give you all the 'gist' of the story instead.

Man leaves - Car door frozen shut - Man nipples freeze, it cold - Man pulls on door - Door no move - Man pull some more - Door strong, it no move - Man go inside for hot water - Man pour hot water over door - Man pull on door - Door suckie wa~ - Man win battle with door. - Man drive home - Man get home - Man go to leave car - Door no move - Man curse loudly - Door still no move - " F00K you! " Man say - Man heat up car - Door open after five minutes - Man kick car - Man write story - Man delete story, write like caveman.

YAR!

True story. Although, its not as bad as it sounds - I liked the frozen nipple part.