Take the Affliction Test Today!

Damnable damness.
My sister got rabies- why couldn't I get rabies?
Lisa got rickets- I'm soooo jealous.


Guess what?
What?
It finally came!!
What?!?
MY EMT LISCENCE IS HERE!!!
Oh.

Ah, should've figured you wouldn't care. You know what I got i?
Why?
. .because I don't partake in froturism!!!