There are many reasons to live in Cali and not to live here.
1. Cities
California has Los Angeles, Sacramento, San Diego, San Francisco..
Washington has Seattle which isn't nearly as big as the 4 listed above
There is a joke on the East coast about Seattle: "Last one to leave, turn out the lights" (i'm not saying this is a funny joke.. I'm just saying that there is one..
it basically means that Seattle is a dead town with nothing to do there..)
2. Weather
California is sunny and mildly hot
I have spent entire summers in Washington with pants on and the heat turned up
3. Concerts
When bands go on tour, they mostly don't play past San Francisco (that's changed a little bit within the last few years.. but generally Cali does get
all the shows)
4. Beaches
Washington's sucks, Cali's are worth while
5. Amusement parks
Cali's got Disneyland and Knott's Berry Farm, etc etc. Washington has the New and Improved Wild Waves/Enchanted Park/whatever-it's-called!!
6. Last thing
California may have its pollution but Washington really, really smells.

Happy Birthday Zach!!
<3 Kissie

Bradbury.. email me those pics like ya said: summerland311@aol.com

We need to get the Ask site up...

Of course, that would require initiative and/or drive.

Both qualities we seem to, as a group, be lacking.

So maybe we'll think about discussing it next weekend sometime.......

Camping......Supreme Funzo.

I assume you've all heard the term jury rig, or Gerry rig?

Well, then.

This is a very good example.

Heh heh.

Yep.

Quite the little trip we had there.

Could it be? Yes! It's ... TARGET MAN!!!

Or was it Captain Target?
I think we used both.
Either way.


Beanie Babies? WTF?
I knew you Puyallup people were strange....

I went to Emerald Ridge HS on Wednesday, and I realized something quite disturbing:
My school has display cases of beanie babies with the tags left on. what the hell.

Yeah, okay that just sucked...

oh well, there goes shortcuts eh?

So...after talking with jimmoi, it would seem that we are camping...funzo...

and we may even bring the behemoth along to make a movie...

funzo.--possibly.

what else...oh yeah...

onto bigger and more important topics.

Version I of "The Bethel Slayer" is finally complete and i will be burning it to VCD for all those who have DVD players, it should work on your systems...should . Mind you i haven't fully tested this technology and so it is subject to some possible failures. That's okay. I'll bring plenty of blank CD's and test run it at james' house, more than likely.

Version I is different from what some of you may have seen. It is designed in mind of those poor souls who were forced to work at Target.

Version II will be available shortly thereafter, which will be more like the original...only you'll actually be able to hear the soundtrack, and there will be AWESOME things like...oooh fades, and ooooh, wipes...and oooooh, colored titling...
yes my friends, i broke my wallet on this hear project.

if i decide to...i may even release a Version III, a tribute to ideas i got from Fight Club...but we'll see...

'sides...it looks cool in that movie, but i don't know if it would work in this one.--you all have no idea what i'm talking about.

--man, i am soo into this whole movie making thing...

anyway...

here is some footage from Version I: The Bethel Slayer [Target Edition]

First we have here one of the main stars of the show, Steven Pierson. He was quite useful for stunts...which helped to liven up our little movie.
Kudos Steve.



And of course, what would our movie be without a crazy killer on this loose eh? Check this picture out...isn't it scary?


...but a mystery abounds...
just who is...

THIS MAN?!?!

Wow, you must all be dying to see my grand movie now eh? eh?

yeah, that's what i thought.

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I just wanted to see if this would really post on loos=
e-slugs.  If it does, then yay...yet another avenue to explore later...=




Okay, that is all for now...



No wait...might as well try this:



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Yeah, if that works, then cool...and I’ll explain picture later.



Bye.

Yes...

about camping...

what is the deal with camping anyway...

as far as i know, we aren't going to ocean shores...and that is the info i got from mr. collins himself.

so then i take it we are doing fort lewis...and i don't even expect that to follow through, because more than likely that base will be like on ultra high security...

damn you osama...you had to go fuck with my fun didntcha?!? i bet he's from california.

so then, if not fort lewis, is there somewhere else that someone hasn't told me about.

as i was telling mr. collins...if he doesn't come up with anything, then we are making a movie, and this time i am actually serious...we need to...

it'll be good...

of course, in truth it will suck...it will suck hardcore...but oh well, what other things that we do don't suck in retrospect? i mean really, c'mon...

---

anyway, i don't know when i'll be down there. I'll talk to mr. collins about it tomorrow. it will probably be later, sometime after five or six...which means i might need a ride. If that isn't possible...then i won't be down till saturday...

and then i have to go home midday monday, since i have to get back for classes...guh...college, sapping strength away...sapping resources...

so yes...
that's that i suppose...

this post sucks worse than mr. jimmy's post...

--and yes, second star wars was better than phantom menace. much better by comparison...though i find it funny that once again jar jar fucks up by giving palpatine the power...way to go stupid little ebonic speaking freak...
oh well...

i need to see it in theatre cause i saw it off of computer, and it was a bootleg version...

okay...

yes...

and when i get down there, i must show you...you being whoever cares, the new and improved "The Bethel Slayer"...

yes...
okay,
now i'm leaving.

Man, you are a dumbass.
Take a guess as to which one of these I meant (hint: the one I was using has nothing to do with The Godfather or Apocalypse Now).

One last thing: Learn the english language. At least use spell check.

Fuck.

That's better....

I'd have gotten rid of that puke-green bullshit a lot sooner.


Been a funzo week around BSD.

So far a third of the district administrators have quit (or been fired), my boss included. All that, and still a month of school left. Rumors of more to come.

The pro mice are really quite nice. They've proved very reliable so far, with one exception. If you twirl them around by the cable, they fail in a matter of hours. At $53 each, that teacher won't be letting the kids do that again.


This is how you get past the copy protection that the record companies spent millions to develop. Use a 50 cent black felt tip marker to black out the outer data track on copy-protected disks.

Now if that isn't funny as hell, I don't know what is.

heh.

ahem...

okay, so whether or not you all like it...and i have a feeling that the majority of you actually don't or won't care...

i put up a better temporary sell-out template for loose-slugs, because that last one, for some reason or another, just would not work and it was pissing me off because i could not read it unless i highlighted the text.

Surprisingly enough, james has forced me to squeeze a couple of moments out of my time to actually do that, to supply a better template.

maybe the problem was just on my computer...who knows, but now at least i can read the posts when i go to loose-slugs.com and for that i will take any flak.

it really is a hideous color...

hideous...
oh we have hit rock bottom.

--on other news, i have an optic apple pro mouse now...its spiffy

so I had to work a usual 12 hour shift today.
ran into jesse.
two new guys I was working with ask : " so thats your pal? "
I say " yeah "
they say " you referred him too, what happened to that other guy you referred? "
I say " he quit "
one of the new guys says : " quit? he was on the easy side. "
I say " I know "
They say " this one gonna make you look bad too? "
I say " I damn well hope not, and dont expect him to.
He's stubborn. People push'em around, he'll probably push back. "

and so it goes. I bought mechanical animals a bit ago ( I was thinking of golfish, in fact - i bought goldfish too )
its an ok album. something that definately grows on you tho. at first I didnt like it - but then when songs were stuck in my head, I enjoyed it much. anywho, im going to take a shower and go to sleep.

James^-2, you'll actually have to show up to graduate, let alone do some work.
NMA?
I'd have figured you for a member of NAMBLA....After all, 50,000 Catholic priests can't be wrong.

"Moby is getting more ass than a toilet seat."
~The New York Post's Richard Johnson

I walked away with 25$ total.
eghck.

Ah hah. ah hah. ah hah. Click here.

ok - so after looking at how everyone else's posts come out I have decided to give up my pagebreaks and hitting enter when Im suppose to - and instead, just throw out a whole clutter of text in one big row and it should come out all nice and blockish - not stringy like my posts usually are. So this will be one paragraph ...

and this will be another - so OST FUTURE BLUES just came in ( great stuff ) - and now Im searching to buy the DVD - it seems that I ( or michael under my name ) posted - and last night sometime I do not recall I'm guessing TARWYN called my cell phone being as that I called whom-ever it was back and then got some lady who I had woken up. I hope she gets in trouble. The silly thing is the dialogue. here it is as follows :

ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
someone picks up the phone.

ME: ok, so who are you?
HER: ... who are you?
ME: well, you called me just a bit ago.
HER: no I did not.
( it is here that I kind of get irritated. I hit "dial back" on my phone, the god-damned call came from that house )
ME: Ok - then would there be anyone in your household who would have called me at this hour?
HER: Excuse me, that is kind of personal.
ME: Umm, well is there another phone in which someone else who could have called me in your home could call me from asides the one that your on?
HER: I dont think Im gonna ( blah blah blah - I wasnt listening to her )
ME: Ok. Um, well, sorry for waking you up in the event I did.
HER: Is this Michael?
ME: What?
HER: Is this Michael?
ME: Um . . . . . No.
HER: ( something that I forgot )


and that is that. some conversation. the person left a voicemail of just laughing. personally - I thought waking her mother up was much more fun than just leaving a voicemail. but moving on - my plastic cards should come in, and ive been talking to people at work about " setting up a poker game " - which will be mucho grande fun with work buddies. today was a chamberlain day - ALL DAY - 10200 SPEED - WITH TWO PEOPLE - so I dont know if I am going to make it to sharis tonight, merely because Im going to be damn sore to the extent that I dont want to bother with moving to get to my car. heh.

Jives out to Future Blues OST

also - ( jesse? ) considering buying the entire set of TRIGUN - but dont know if I should take the gamble on it. I put my neck out for cowboy bebop and was very much pleased - so what's your synopsis on trigun? I have a lot of reel big fish cds now - and im using this all as filler space to make it look like I have something important to say. You know what? I think I need a blow-job. We'll see what we can do about that.

oh.
and 1. I'd like to see jimmoi and napster go at a post war because 2. Im going to attack Jeff - merely because I know he's going to be coming up with something to try and get me, coming soon. That rat-eating bastard.

;)

woooo betel slayer!! woooo, heeee, Me and napster had the greatest idea, get Napter Mr.R Possibly jimmy-james-or someone who can be captured and be noticed around school and I meeting in the entrance of the gym, and proclaming brutal death to the other, then wiping out Light sabors and dueling to the death. This would cause so much commoshen that securty would show up, once that happens we each shout off some kind of promis that the other shall die soon enough, and then run in seprate directions, THEY CANT CATCH US ALL!!!! ... well... tate works at the highschool now.... so there is a 75% capture rate, for each of us that is. I still have one of Jeffs lightsabors so, Napster or Mr go to a dollor store and get one!! well practice at lunch on moves and stuff :) why am i posting this you might ask, well... simply so i could get some people to give some ideas on how we should do this, James? andy? Jeff? Jimmy?

On nother note, whata bout that paintball thing jimmy, i take it no zacho jimmyo goodby-hello reunion aint gunna happen ? :( oh well :(
((((( By mike! i reloged onto my username, and it still posted it under Mud...))) BAH!!

bored bored bored, i think ill go back to my com and play some morrowind, wheeeeeeeee

And rember DYING IS THE BEST PART OF A WELL BALLANCED BRAKEFAST!!

Hmm...

This is good ol' jEFF here just trying something out on blogger....

I would be posting more frequently, but that damn template background, board...whatever you want to call it, is distracting to me, and i don't like it...

that, and a certain program i have that i use to upload files to my webspace is not working and i have lots i want to share...

like the finished SPECIAL EDITION of THE BETHEL SLAYER...

yes that's right, the movie i talked about finshing last year is finally finished now...

well i need a soundtrack to play over jOe's crappy acting...but whatever...its mostly finished...

...all on iMovie 2...though i wish i had Final Cut Pro 3...that would have been sweet...

still, this will do, and has done beautifully...

that is all for now...this post was merely a test, and if it works...i will have found something really fun.

Ok, so the crazy thing is right - I picked up over almost TWENTY THOUSAND SHEETS!
thats 1 9 9 9 7 more than THREE.

and andy has informed jeff that he wont be making it to camping.
because someone is a childish asshole.

eh, =shrug=

this - my wonderful boys and girls - is why I refer to you all as associates.
because personally, I dont care you do as long as it doesnt taint on my name or disrespect those who associate with me.
other than that, pfwee.

Rigney was so not with us Friday.

When we bought our Jones....he was ahead of me in line.
Doing pretty good, compared to when we were in Shari's.
The checker rings it up, says "97 cents." He grabs the jones, hands her two pennies, and walks of saying something about the universe again, just as nonchalant as can be. That was priceless, the look on her face was worth way more than the 95 cents it cost me to cover him.

half way home I turned off my radio to see if I could hear it.
I should explain :

on friday we had Michael David Rigney with us.
however, he was not with us.

And he asked me very clearly :

Do you hear that?

I asked him, in response :

Hear what, Mike?

my emphasis on " what " - and mentioning his name were obvious tells of my concern, but I do not think he picked up on them. Or anything else, for that matter.

He responded with : Exactly.

And that got me to thinking.

About how I use to be, before I got a job.
Before I started caring.

When I would ask people things like that.
and answer them.
because it made all the difference.
people, in general, just couldnt see.
or hear. they were oblivious to things that I could see.

and here mike was, playing my own game against me.

So I turned off the radio.
and listened, really listened - to see if it was still there.
To see if I could still hear it.
To see if I still had ears where others had none.

I dont know if I found my answer.
and if I did...

I dont remember what the question was.

.tset tset tset tset tset tset tset

test test test test test test test.

How did he get her number? We all asked eachother/selves that yesterday. He was trying to get us to give the funny/our one over, but we would not! He tried again to convince us/him that he should come to him, but he did not you see. This gladdened us. Funzoness to the extreme. Do you understand what it is we speak of? I know at least that one does!

He should not be taken away from them right now. Time shall soon pass where it will be as planned this yester eve. Times are changing and so are we. God, long and beautiful day! What is it to say, other than it merely is that way. Yet questions still plague the mind about those things, the whys, wheres, and hows. And so they go on within us...

Can you understand what it is we speak of... ? Do you know, what you might have done had you succeded? An end to it, it would have been. No more words do I have to speak/type now, except....

SECOND POST GLORY!!!

HELL YEAH MOTHER FUCKERS

fucker.

i had the archives working.
and now.
now I dont.

damnit.

D'oh!

Oh, well....
It was about flooding in the Appalachians, that they've had two "hundred year" floods in ten months.

...

...

Maybe This would be enough proof to those backwards bible-belt fucks that GOD FROWNS ON COUSIN FUCKING.
At least, a religious person would be inclined to think so. Not that I have ever been confused with one of those.

Yeah.

Wow...you'll be a perfect fit in Frisco, buddy.

eBay Item Bid History

god damnit.

Camping, say you?
Is this an open camping trip, or invitational only?

hehe Jimmy stew......

Just got some Flowmasters on my truck. Finally. It's very loud now. Not open pipes loud, but loud enough to turn heads and set off car alarms.

I broke just about every traffic law short of running over pedestrians on the way home.

Not that I don't normally.....just usually not repeatedly and on the same trip.


Yep.

um...yes.

Question!

If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

RAAAAR!!!

meep meep?

HA HA HAAAAAA... :)

If you know what happened today, then you know what that's about.

I was looking at clay poker chips.....remind me Friday and we'll talk further.

Just stopped in to see Aardappel. The last two years have gone by so amazingly fast. It's hard to believe.

Well, now. Time for my Cup of Noodles and mini-pretzels. Damn right.


Später.

also -

I just transferred over 350 to my paypal account
why?
to get 500 clay poker chips, heavy weighted ones.
also considering a poker table - but thats an extra 400 smackers.

anyone who is interested in throwing 50, 100, or 100+ dollar-oos in my direction to help fund are free to make the offer.
although I dont expect any of you to. and also - it would be no strings attatched. :b

the website wont be up until about the end of next sunday.

because im lazy.


BITCH.

how long will you be down there?

Anybody home?

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/020422/168/1fjje.html

hee hee
I mean c'mon.

Ah...
you'd be in my dad's old stomping grounds.....I may be down there for a while this summer myself. End of June...not sure if I'm going, but I should. Damn family.


php does indeed suck....I tryed to fool with it, once, and found it was more of a pain than it was worth.

Good luck.

fuck it.
the board will be down for awhile.
or at least - the site itself, the board still runs.

blasted .php

test ( test ) test

You're not crazy (at least not about this).
There are four movies:
"Universal Soldier" (1992), with Van Damme;
"Universal Soldier II: Brothers in Arms" and "Universal Soldier III: Unfinished Business" (both 1998), both without Van Damme;
and "Universal Soldier: The Return" (1999), with Van Damme.

The two in the middle were made for TV by a Canadian company.


Später.

Blocks of cheese.....

...

yep.

hmm, has no one posted for today? that's interesting, i suppose

i would be in class right now, but i'm waiting for a CD-RW to finish erasing so that i can burn some report onto it so i can take it down to the library and print it out, so that i can turn it in...

all the while it being only half-done...
figures...

the more and more work i have, the less and less time i have to do it...but then again it doesn't take college to be able to deduce that.

damnit, this thing's been erasing for nearly 15 minutes...another fifteen and i'm just gonna say screw it and reboot or something, which i know isn't smart, but what can i do..

i got into a discussion about casual sex and such with an associate, which i will post about at a later date.

also, i have to finish my thought on tradition and statistics...if i haven't...i can't remember.

then there are the movie reviews on thirteen ghosts and NOW on AI as well...
saw riding in cars with boys, which i thought was...interersting, but i doubt i'll have time to write a review on that either...

ugh...

AH HA, finally done erasing...now to burn it...

which means i am done here.

No sarcasm there buddy.
I like pro...would have bought it myself, but it would have only helped me, and not the rest of you poor fools.

Yes indeed, the comment system has eaten a shit sandwich with a side of FUBAR salad.

Später. (which, by the way, is German for "Later")

well rip my heart out and call me shirley

a few, short - yet quick, things -

hopefully the majority of you are doing the " project " - in fact - Im gonna make the " due date " sunday night instead of this friday - giving those who havent seen the idea to get it - and those who said " fuck that buddy " to change their god-damned mind. Im having a lot of fun with it, actually - the first part is to choose an object, and im having second thoughts about my object because ... well - its cheap. but the descriptions are pretty good. which is the second part, and im having a blast with it.

Im constantly trying to get Joe to email me to get him on the board. He got to talking about the project today at work, and although I was half asleep - having someone talk to me about things on the board was just great, and I pepped up.

Jimmoi mayhaps have found a buyer for GOAT WHORE.

umm...

The comment system seems to have fucked itself in the ass. I could look into the problem - but I think the time has come for me to actually make some effort into finding a =good= comment system, that and I want to re-write the code to the posts so that you can have the option of emailing the person who posted - and commenting. Therefore if you wanted to say something to someone directly - you could email them at a click of a button - and if you wanted to comment publicly - there is the comment system. Shouldnt be hard ( in otherwords, four fuckin' hours ) -

My father ( or someone ) bought Dungeon Siege, which I will be playing once I get this post done. Yum yum fun.

and lastly -

bradbury, you're being sarcastic, right? what's wrong with pro?
I mean, seriously. That almost kills me inside.
I try my best - and do want to get the site up to something better
( this first project I plan to categorize and put up in a " history file " - with more projects to follow )
- and even if it was sarcasm, thanks anyway.

and trust me, it is rare that I accept compilments without thinking you're trying to backstab me or something =)

thats all folks.

I see you... :)

oh, yeah, almost forgot.

James: Thank you for purchasing the upgrade to pro. I appreciate all you do for this site.

Well now.

The levy is passing....so fuck you Aaron.

You wouldn’t believe the change in moral around the district. 180 degrees. Nice weather helped too. Today I was greeted at Graham El. by the principal, Wally Platt, yelling and raising his arms “yaaaaaaaaaaaa, we’ll have computers next year.”

To which I responded “yaaaaaaaaaa, we’ll have jobs next year.”

Haven’t been to the admin side of the district office yet, but I imaging they are all breathing easier. Not to mention all the damn construction managers that have been showing up recently. And the guys on Grounds crew - the ones that mow the lawns and such – they are all just about ecstatic. Now I know how people that work around politicians feel...all the damn grins all the time.


I like your assignment, Jimbo. Mine’s already almost done. Just a few details and a little research left. Most of the way though. I know you all thought I would use cars. Well guess what. You’ll just have to wait and be surprised by what I chose.

Now what......

...

...fuck it. That’s all.


Später.

the board has been acting up ( silly? ) lately

I kept getting an error messege - but
it seems like my post went through, how terribly weird.

in any event I have a PROJECT for all of you!

the project consists of the following :

THE FIRST LOOSE SLUG PROJECT

choose everyone you know and write them down on a piece of paper. Then choose an object that has multiple differerent " types " of that object. A few examples : Cars, Samwhiches, Trees, Clouds, Alcohol, Computers, Socks. Now, all the people you know ( included people not on the board ) you compile a list defining " what kind of that object they are " - do you follow me? Take, for example, if I chose " drinks " - and I was defining Jeff I would say : " Jeff would definately be two bannanas, a kiwi, and a couple strawberries all mixed up into a blender to make a fruit-shake, because he's pretty damn fruity - maybe throw in some nuts too, or a steak. " - now, get this list done and ready and then this friday - everyone post their lists! I already know what my object is and have half of the people I know already done. HOT DAMN

lets see if this flies.
please comment if you're gonna ' play '

oh - and I told the guy who was selling the cruizer some bullshit story on why I couldnt buy it - because four people talked me out of it. ... bugger.

Someone dissed California a couple days ago.
I read like one line of it, meant to get back to it later, but can't find it now. Oh well.

Just wanted to say one thing though:
California isn't the reason for the "power crisis"; the companies behind that are and so is Bush and friends.. soo don't blame
a lovely state for Bush's greediness. Don't argue with this; you all know this is true. And I don't care what you think of Cali,
just don't blame it for shit it has nothing to do with.

I went to Paul Westerberg yesterday. Got lost. Missed the entire performance. Came in time only for the autograph signing.
I told him I'd make his Portland show, I did today. Anyways, he told me he would look for me at the Portland show, and during
a song break he pointed at me and said "i know you" and when i went up to him after the show for the signing and such, he
gave me a kiss on the cheek.. aww.

---

WTF

---

"There was a post here...but i deleted it...by i, i mean me, NONfinis...
Now normally i would not delete a post, and certainly would i never delete another's post's...but this post was mine, and i felt it needed to go...

why? well, if you caught the post, then maybe you'll get it, maybe you won't...

if you didn't...then just as well...for there is already much of it in similar ways on the board...why am i gonna post something else to add to the mix...

so thus...it is gone. and it will probably be the only post ever to be deleted, aside from ERRONEOUS POST...

i wonder if any of you will see this or read this..."

fist and foremost, I must concur :

Plaid does rule.

Tortoise is along a similar vein - although not as eventfull.
thank you mucho for the suggestion Jesse.

and moving along -
you'll notice the board is now a [ pro ] board - this is merely because I didnt want to have to shell out 50$ later on when they have features I want. this way - I have it at the low rate of 35$ and I can bullshit that I was an " early supporter " of blogger.

Jeff claims to be back into the habit of posting.
heh - maybe we shall have alteration wars again, soon.

Andy has gotten into the box factory.

Although the man who I was/am going to buy the police cruiser from did not sell it this weekend - and is ready and willing to sell it to me - im going to give him a poppy-cock story about how my parents wont give me money from my savings - unless I get the following information from him :

Make
Model
Year
Milage


and anything else that anyone believes is importance ( please leave a comment if you think there is something else I should know ) - of course, I will be telling the guy that " my parents wont fork over my money unless I bring them back this information " - therefore it not only makes me look like a pathetic child - but I get the information reguardless. hahaha.

that is all for now.

---

tired

---

i am soooo tired...seriously. I decided, hey, why not go for a run...so that's what i did, i went for run with my friend jennifer...

it wasn't really a run, it was more of a jog...

and i realized...
i'm probably gonna die at like 24 or something...

maybe its the cold though, yeah, that's it...
it has nothing to do with my health, its cause of my sore throat and coughing...yeah....yeah...

in other notes...uhm...what other notes...

god i suck...seriously -- no this isn't like a wierd depression rant or anything
c'mon...seriously, i gave this some thought. why do we come online and post...its not like any of this is gonna matter in five years...or five months...or five minutes really...

unless of course i post something with pictures and a wierd cut-out...like "real life" photos of osama bin laden having butt sexx with a goat, while jOe tries to shoot it off his yard with his bow and arrow, all the while james running around in the background writing "tza" on various rocks.

what would i be doin' you ask...
i would be videotaping the whole thing...cause that's what i do...i am the person with the camera, or some other means of recording the events...

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you know what really disgusts me....is when people have bowel problems and decides to share it with the rest of the restroom floor...

yes...that's right...its when i walk into the restroom in the early morning, and i have to go to the stall, and what to my wondering eyes should appear, but a fat wad of toilet paper and eight tiny shit-pebbles...

what on earth did i do this morning, or in my life, to have to be confronted with shit on the floor??

ooh, and of course, there is this guy on the floor who insists on farting as he's leaving the restroom...oh he doesn't do it in the restroom...he waits exactly till he's half-way out of the door...

how do i know? -- cause he ALWAYS does it as he's halfway out the door...he also does so as he goes halfway into his room...

wtf? he has some sort of decision making problem, if you ask me...

it is evident in his inability to decide where he wants to fart...

i mean c'mon...we all have predetermined places to fart...there are those of us who just go whenever, wherever...
and others who wait until they are in their special "fart-place"...

...it's kinda like a certain mint-bush and waiting to urinate at the right time...

i hate you guys...i hate you all sooo very, very much...

done.

I knew it, i knew it! you see, technology will be the downfall of us all...

of course, some of you will not know what i'm talking about, because later today i'll just fix that little error.

so for some of you, you know what the hell this blab is about, and for others...oh well.

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Mornin'

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So i think i'm gonna work on posting more often...starting with today.

Today seems to have start off rather well, i suppose...i had to ride a ferry, and two buses to go to class today, because i wasn't about to stay in the dorms on Sunday, on account of my roommate and his girl gettin' their "business" on, and me not wanting to be a spectator...

ewwww....

so that being that, i walked into class today, earlier than i've ever been. of course, that was to take a quiz, but whatever...

quiz went okay...scored a...

You know what...
i'm pretty sure...no, i'm damn positive, that you all don't really care about how my morning went, or how my quiz went...

i don't even care how my morning went, or how my quiz went...
if i could, i would have pissed on my quiz...of course, only if my urine was flamable, so that i could then ignite my quiz and run around campus waving a flamable, urine-soaked quiz, and exclaim with glorious delight about the inadequacies of tests and so forth...

too bad i don't have flamable urine,
not that i would probably have the intestinal fortitude to actually do something like that if i did have flamable urine.

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That being that, there was something else i was going to say, but i forgot...

oh yeah...

damn you zach-o, damn you for losing/breaking/someone else breakin' my starcraft CD...
for some reason or another, i actually had the urge to play that game yesterday, but couldn't...

and i blame you sir.

actually, not really...but we all need someone to yell at, its what makes the world go round, and makes us feel better about ourselves, if only for a moment.

think about it, when you yell at someone else, doesn't it make you feel better...

perhaps the truly depressed people just have no one else to yell at, or that the person/persons they yell at, they are yelling at them with no foundation, making whatever they are yelling about seem moot and without substance...a fact which even they must themselves know, and thus making them depressed none-the-less.

yea.

done.

Friends and colleagues, fellow slugs, I present for your consideration:


Anal Retentive Easy Cheese



Indeed.
Später.

Im posting this because it is short.
and today? today is short-post-day.

testies, testies; one, two, heheh three?

test one

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Idjits from California

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Now, hopefully nobody on this board is from California…
And if you are…then I’m sorry for what I’m about to say, and you should know that I am not trying to apply it to you…

So with that said…
I HATE Californians…

At the very least, I hate Californians that go to the UW. Seriously. First of all, last year, they up and steal our state’s power. Oh, but it is good that we share and …blah blah blah…fuck them! It’s our power. We had to pollute our waters, and kill our ocean life, and cut down OUR trees to make that power, and by God I’m keeping as much of my power as I possibly can…so to the issue of California, I say, FUCK CALIFORNIA!

Secondly, they come up here and drive up our prices with their yuppie ways…housing prices go higher…yeehaa…
And then what about the simple fact that their damn California breathing is taking up MY precious nitrous oxide. Do you see me going down to fuckin’ polluted and prostituted Hollywood and taking in their precious dwindling air supply? The fuck I don’t. But do they respect that…hell no they don’t. They take up MY air. It’s jeff’s air you fuckin’ rejects from the golden state. I hate you, I hate you, I HATE YOU!! Let me have my own damn air.

And finally, and perhaps the most important reason…California girls come up here, and they start going out with people’s roommates…say, my own roommate for example. Yeeup, let’s say him for a second. Let’s call the other girl Krystal (sorry, I had to change the name so as to not implicate any girl named by a similar name. The real person’s name is not at all similar to that mentioned above…I promise.

Now here we have this Krystal, and she is loud…oh you think you’ve ever heard loud…fuck no you haven’t heard loud…not in a million years you haven’t heard loud. Think the chipmunks, but then put them in a room full of both laughing gas and helium, and give them a low tolerance for “scary things”, and you’ll BEGIN to understand what loud is…oh believe you me. So then you take that, and then you have this Californian named Krystal and you make her make out with your roommate and giggle like a fuckin’ moron and you make her jump around and get into your things and put her stupid crap all over the place, and you listen to her talk about business and how money is the key to all life, and you read her AIM profile and it has stupid damn cliché sayings like “Life is a game, play hard”. I mean, WTF?!?! “I am sooo unique and have such a unique perspective on life…” even though I’m a fuckin’ freshman who has no clue and has to ask jeff about everything in life, from relationships to why I’m a fuck up, all because I’m a coward and can’t go live my own life and make my own stupid mistakes… Noooooooooooo…not me…no because I’m a CALIFORNIAN reject, and I like to wear skanky clothes and flirt with guys and be all surprised when they are falling all over me and then I ask jeff once again what is going on…

LIKE IT’S NOT FUCKING OBVIOUS YOU STUPID LITTLE HO-BAG!?!?

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At this point I would like to apologize for taking up the board for a moment to rant and rave about such petty stupid little things, and to apologize for being selfish in this aspect. However, for me, this is UBER therapeutic, as opposed to possibly finding all the Californians, no one in particular and beating them in with the stick of intelligence. (in this case, I think the stick of intelligence would be that steel bat that I hear everyone keep talking about.)

With all that said, I am done.

I just spent 10 hours in a mini-van with "I LOVE USA", "PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN", and "PRAY FOR AMERICA" painted on the windows. Not to mention the "Power of Prayer" bumpersticker on the back, the cross stickers, etc, etc, etc.

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movie

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Yeah, i just want to say that iMovie rocks...
i know i know that Final Cut Pro is waaaay better...
but for the time being, this is still sweet...

I have already done pre-work on an old Photography class assignment that i had to do for Parr's class...

Paarrrr....

ahem, i digress...

i am gonna to work on that thing we filmed last year and then i'm going to also put together the old Bethel Slayer, like i planned for last year...
only this year i can do it on my computer...
sweeet.

then i'll put it on Video CD, and send it to whoever wants a copy...i don't care, i've got plenty of blank CD's...

--if anyone has a suggestion for a soundtrack or whatever to that thing we filmed last year that completely sucked...just tell me and i'll see what i can do...

yessir.

--bad christmas spirit?!

Take the What Kind of Slacker are you? Quiz



ah hah hahahaha.
i know people who can back that up.
in fact.

I know a lot of people who can back that up.

zounds

everyone seems to have been stirred.
another coworker of mine - brian ( who works on the prime, the machine jimmoi was once going to work on because he figured it was " a slacker machine " PFAW ) - might stop by to look around sometime this weekend.

to brian, and joe - if you leave your email address in a comment - or email me at NOTMUD@LOOSE-SLUGS.COM I can add you to the board and you can post questions of the many people already on. They have a wide knowledge database, and are very opinionated - although, granted, they may not get along all that well ( as you can see from the last couple of posts ) - they're still all my associates.

i talked to the guy with the old police cruiser today and he said that he'd sell it to me for 1600 - if he doesnt get rid of it this weekend. lets all hope he doesnt get rid of it this weekend, and they're'll be a new hip TZA - mobile 'round town, ya'll.

Aaron - my car I have now is -REALLY a piece of shit, you seriously shouldnt be interested in it. I was just considering selling it to zach-o for like 500$ ( which isnt a lot ) when he gets back, considering jimmoi's car is like close-to-dead.

other than all of that, I got sanitarium ( a computer game, oldschool ) in the mail. gonna play that. wheeeeee.

As far as angst goes...I’d yield to the guy with the German last name and physical features....


Now, let’s not waste any more of our time on that subject. It’s not worth our time.

Third party software = funzo.
“Here, I bought this, and I need it to work with the library system and Accelerated Reader”
“...”
“Did I mention it cost $170, a quarter of my budget?”
“...”
“And I need it to work ASAP.”
“...”
“But I can’t get it to import from the library system.”
“...”
“Your boss said you would make it work.”
“...ok?”
“Thanks.”

All I have to say is, people at software company help desks who actually know the software are worth their weight in gold.
And about twice as rare.
Yep.

Grammer iz gud.

Above you'll see my first reaction after work. I'll leave that up there just so it can be seen, but I'll say something else now.

Whole topic / Aaron - not worth my time.
casually raises his middle finger

Apparently there was a ' bird problem ' in the green houses these past few weeks at work - birds eating the seeds / chewing up the trees. To solve the problem I mentioned that I had a BB gun and that I was a good shot with rifles - I was asked to bring it in and ' neutralize ' the problem. I'm sitting in green house fourteen listening to ... Gravity Kills I believe it was when I saw movement, the hunt begins.

I moved about halfway toward the birds ( two of them, and fatter than hell ) from where I was sitting - relaxed, took aim... -ping- wow. I missed. Having scared the shit out of them one of these fatties flew toward me and landed even closer - sucker. Slow deep breaths came, the rifle rose, the sights right on its chest - -thwack-
He flies off, spread eagle type under the tables. Hoo Hoo - I know I hit that bastard, yet it appeared again - apparently unscathed.

" What the fuck ? I'm a good shot, generally - rifle is filled, sights on target - whats the problem ?

I shoot at the other fatty, I see the pellet zoom past the bird's head - pretty sure he felt it zipping by. At this point both birds disappear below the tables and I start crawling around looking for em, looking high and low. No where in sight. So, having successfully scared them off I had to go back to thinning trees - maybe I should play with em more next time.

Point being ? I feel the need to paintball - rifle in my hand felt very good. That or find myself a gun club and buy my own rifle.
Bradbury, you seem to have your hands into everything - any gun clubs in the area ? =D

Firstly, you shouldnt open your mouth ( yes you, penis ) unless it wont backfire in your face - like "you are not an intellectual. You are mundane, and you need to understand that, you do not have the intellectual capacity to think effectifly let alone debate affectively. You spit out rehashed statistics", when you yourself keep babbling on an on about philosophy which is not your own.

Secondly, everything you just posted makes you look very childish - if you want to talk about someone's angst bullshit - look into a mirror or look at Jesse.

Thirdly, it seems obvious, to me at least - that the reason you quit high school ( I believe this was said by someone ) is because you cannot spell. If you're going to ( notice that contraction did ya ? ) call someone ' fat ', have some intelligence ( which you said everyone here seems to lack ) and learn the simplest of fucking grammar rules.

Lets talk about you some more shall we ? You looked like a hippy yourself while I was still in high school - a penis bobbing through the crowd trying to seem so ' different / unique ', always making that sucking sound. Long ago I seem to recall how you tried to modify Jeff's ' scribble ' language which we had fun with. " But mine is better, improved " you cried, no one gave a rats ass about your ' improvements '. Whats that matter boyo ? Feel the need to bolster your ego, something missing in your life ?
You whine and flinch away when something doesn't go your way - like that life boat of yours with the fat hole in it ( that you didnt notice ). Some time there slugs everywhere heard a sound, yet what was it ? Oh I know, it was Aaron crawling back... " My lifeboat sucked, it flopped. Please let me in ".

Unless you know someone, don't open your mouth to attack them - you'll just look stupid. Do I know you ? No - and I never cared to - you rank somewhere - really - close to Heather.

Aaron - well, ... yea. har har.
Steven's girlies = hot tries to remember when Aaron ever had a woman, yet fails

To continue the fine tradition of flame posts.

It's not my fault people act like idiots, I just call things as I see them.
Jesse’s first post got treated as it did because it came out of the blue.
Nobody knew he was joking, because he didn’t make it clear. By the second post, most everyone that jumped his shit the first time figured he was either joking or hallucinating (I was hoping for hallucinations). He did, however, do a good job of getting a debate started. Not as much on the second one...although I’m all for watching other people run naked through the countryside. It would have to be a quick run, with the way the weather has been lately.

Aaron:
I don't know you, nor do you know me.
I've never gone after you personally, only your stated views. The only times I’ve posted something insulting towards you, it was meant in jest. If those times I came across otherwise, you have my apologies. That having been said, this time I am serious, regardless of whether or not you were.

If you have a problem with me, say it to my face.
I'll be at Shari's this Friday night, should you grow some balls.

I've never tried to act condescending. If you see it that way, maybe you need to take a look at your own insecurities.
I’ve also never denied being an asshole. If you think I’m bad, well then you aught to meet my family.

I state a lot of fact, as well as a lot of opinion - I always have. If you disagree with my opinions, or think I got a fact wrong, well then, let’s talk. I can tell you that the latter doesn’t happen often, because I think before I state something.

About Steven: Judging by your post, you obviously do not know him. At least not very well.

If you want to vote against the levy, that’s fine. You’ll just be screwing Bethel students, and some of my colleagues. You must not have been around the last time a M&O levy failed. It sucked. This time will be worse. BSD employs 2600 people, district wide. If this fails, 18% of those (around 500, when all’s said and done) will be out of jobs. That will do nasty things to the local economy. Don’t cut off your nose to spite your face....

Ok, so your Uber Flame-Post was a lot better than mine. In fact, yours was one of the best in recent history.

Später.

a few words -

first of all, you'll notice we've been having a phantom poster in the comments section - but he's been changing his name like the bitch he is. His name is Joe, the guy I mention about from work - and he's started this would-be steel debate. Im going to try and get him onto the board, I say pretty well if he got bradbury's attention. also - I have to get rose on the board as well, the trick is figuring out how to get passed her insecure boyfriend.

secondly - i was driving home from work listening to the classical station and the guy continually pisses me off by saying " Shoe - Bert " instead of " Show - Bear " - in reference to the composer. WHARGH.

also - chrissie, the name of the play is Mourning Becomes Electra. - and still, is anyone interested in going to see the play with me?

this friday im thinking about heading off to home depot and getting a bunch of crazy fun stuff - and I talked to the police-cruiser guy and gave him the price of 1600, he said he'd think about it. Obviously, that means no. Well, at least I tried. I was hoping he'd raise it up to 1800, because I really can pay 1800, but wanted to pay just that, so i said 1600, hoping he'd raise it to the price i'd be willing to pay. eh, haggling.

oh - just to remind you all, today was a nice day of being paid to stand around and bullshit ... bullshit... bullshit ... bullshit ... bullshit... ( oh, yeah, stack a box ) bullshit some more, bullshit some more, oh - time to go home?

eh heh.

other than that...
hopefully my jega / plaid and tortise ceedees come in today.

First off, steel is steel....and even the Japanese steel (which is really pretty damn good for the price anymore) is steel, not tin. That is, it’s a mix of Iron and Carbon....Tin is tin, a completely different metal with completely different properties. The problems that you run into with the foreign steel are not related to the actual mixture of metal, but to the hardness, or the lack of consistency in hardness due to the fact that they are not making steel, they are recycling it, and typically do not get it hot enough to break down various different source metals (i.e., hardened bearings vs. mild steel). The Japanese have, for the most part, gotten past this, however the Koreans still suck ass. Either way the majority of the steel they melt down is of American origin anyway. If anybody wants to talk further about this, I’ll be glad to elsewhere.

Second, there are already too many people on this fucking planet, the last thing we need to do is force stupid people to reproduce more than they already are. As far as that goes, the last thing we need to do is force anybody to reproduce. Abortions should be encouraged, more so for the people who live off welfare and don’t understand the meaning of the word “job.” I’ve got a whole shitload of neighbors who all live on state and federal money of one sort or another, and their kids don’t have a job because they’ve never seen anyone actually have one. So they have kids, and you know that the next generation won’t seek gainful employment either, because, after all, why work when the state will pay you money to sit around and drink beer all day?

That brings me to my last topic de jur: Three, how many present actually have a marketable skill?
Just wondering.

Später.

God damned bartenders, what / who gives them the right to get people drunk ? What about those construction workers ? Don't they have a heart ? What gives them the right to tear down a house eh ?

Think before you open your mouth or shut up jesse. Fer fuck sake.

three things

1. I might sell my piece of shit car to anyone who wants it in the event I can get this car from a guy at work. BUT WAIT! what sort of car is it? ITS AN OLD POLICE CRUISER! and guess what it has?! IT HAS A SPOTLIGHT BUILT INTO THE CAR - remember all that talk about TZA on the side of a police car ...... Ooohh HhoOohh hOoohh.

2. there will be a eugene o'neill play showing up in seattle on may 19 - i am interested in going. anyone else?

3. i might have found a lady friend. wheeee.

Me home frum vurk. me sick. sick suckie. no vurk is gud.
uuurg.

do me a favor,
and tell me ....



that looks like andrew davis, doesnt it?
well ...
sorry to say, thats a woman.

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Thirteen Ghosts, pt I

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Hahahahah, oh my god this movie sucked sooo much that its hard to even begin. I plan on writing a movie review on it, but not just yet...I still want to compose my thoughts before I begin cutting into this movie...

also, if anyone else has seen this movie, and they have an opinion/review, then by all means write about it...it would be interesting to get another take on it...

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...and on another thought...

tradition and statistics...similiar?

just consider it.

---bad christmas spirit?!

HAAHAHAAHAHA

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

oh my jesus.

The "Black Russian" is a damn good drink.
Indeed.

Steven, you'll have to take your Celica up to import drags some time...it really doesn't matter how good you do, it's still a kick in the ass.
Not to mention all the attractive females with very fast cars.
Yep.
You think almost loosing is exhilarating, try getting stomped on. That’s another thing altogether.
Yep.

Später.

click here

and by the way,
i've got SIXTEY NINE ( andy can vouch )

bitches. who's your hand/eye coordination MOTHA FUKKA.

a whole load of crap

eh, so maybe not.

You guys need to shut the hell up about what was ' within good measure ' in fighting a war, what was too dispicable etc.
Soldiers above all else wish for peace. There is no solid code of conduct - victory belongs to he who dares.

Right on, Jeff.....

Oh, and to clarify: The cities we bombed were always industrial, i.e. they made something important to the war....and we tryed to hit mainly just the factories involved...of course in some cases it didn't matter, but......

Später.

okay, so my last post didn't take...
oh well.

all i said was, yeah, i am now in andy's club...
by that i mean that i can now officially drink...legally.

i think its okay i suppose. it's interesting, cause only an hour and twenty minutes ago i couldn't. and then i could. yeehaw....

whaddya think of that?

--bad christmas spirit!--

Well, as of this moment, i am now in the same club that andy belongs to...in that...i can drink -- legally.

am i happy...eh. whatever. not really all that big of a deal to me.

all it really means is that i can order from a slightly larger beverage list than i could an hour and fifteen minutes ago.

yeeup.

i would say something else, but for now i'm out.
--bad christmas spirit!--

G'damn hillbilly fuck-nuts. The same shmuck who can't count pallets of 60 messed up my block count today by throwing away my marker. Son of a Bitch! I still pissed off. Know why ? No you folks dont. Doesn't matter.
My batteries died today, I listend to "You-cant-understand-me-Spanish" for about four hours. VAAARG

I am - so - mixing myself ( me, and only me ya nit wits ) a Sex on the Beach this Saturday.

i just want to say that "Andy Richter Controls the Universe" owns you.

okay, that's all.

Fuck yea.
See yesterday's post - same thing today. Hoo fucking ra.
Andy made cheeseburgers, yum.

...
im sorry to say that michael just put the smack down on both of you.
and thats sad.
thats just terribly terribly sad.

and im not gonna rip open the ol " FUCK YOU GUYS, THE AMERICAN ATTACK ON OSAKA AND NAGASAKI WAS IMMORAL " debate again... bastards.

well now...

this will be my first post in awhile, and my only post for at least a day or two...

as some of you know, my computer fried earlier...

so i searched and searched...and i finally came to a conclusion....
i went with an iBook. that's right...i took bradbury's suggestion, read up on it, and decided that it might actually be the best for me and my college experience...blah.

so that is that...
plus, it has iMovie...which means that i can take clips from stuff we've shot, and work on it on my computer...

great stuff...so expect more multimediac posts from me in the future.

that being that...mr. jeff signing off.

Hey, Poser! Good to see you man....still at Nellis?
Heh
Look behind you!!! Remind me not to go hunting in france....

Später.

What is it that makes me want to rip out my hair, or cry upon a pillow. Scream in the dark at things unseen by others that can make one mad through a moment in time. Being alive is death, and being in death is living. For everything and one is the same. There is no certain mistake or piece of mind, for it's ever churning upon hearts. None of this probably makes any sense to any of you. My mind is racing with itself and ideas that I don't even know how to begin to describe. Eyes wide open as they shut....... :)

Oozing, running red
Clench a heart in your fist
Knowledge of life
What we all have despite
All people, all things abound
Stock-still, sweat pouring from your veins
Beneath the swelling waves
All I know not holding dear
Arguments, controversy
Pass it upon another
Avoidance of the truth
See the others point of view
Know theirs and yours is true
Hold onto your own, never give in
Eyes shut against truth
Content in all things
The one final circumstance of ends.


All of this I think is enough............. Regards Tarwyn

Im pissed off. Thats right - fucking pissed. Why ? Not a fucking clue and none of yer fucking business anyway!

Work is generally mind-numbing and irritating as hell when people speak Spanish for eight hours straight. Oh wait! I forgot, James said I don't have a job. So I'm at work today and listening to my cd player which graces me with the blissful sounds of Pantera, Tool, Primus, Prodigy and various others - as I look up to stretch my neck i see people talking, their mouths moving. A mouth moves in its Spanish rhythm yet all that comes out are the lyrics of Ramstein. Neat I thought, a German song from Spanish lips. Back to work I went.

Yelled at me he did, some Spanish mumbo jumbo - since I live in Washington, part of the U.S. - I speak English. Speak yer 'native tongue' or what not at home, not at fucking work where I need to fucking understand whats coming out of your fucking lips! Jebus fuggin hot cakes. I saw my fist gliding through the air connecting with a nose and blood splatters zipping through the air. Then I still saw him talking to me, what the hell was he saying ? I didn't hit him ? Damn...

What did I have for lunch today ? Its Wednesday, thus soup day - so I had soup... Taco Soup. I've been assaulted with Mexispanic things all day. Someone pass me a fuggin mysterymeat hot dog, or a nice melty cheeseburger. Hot damn.
Maybe I just need some relaxation - like sex, a good game of myth 2 at Orions, a poker game, sex, or a movie, or hell how about just sex and lots of it ?

Word to the wise, never read g'damn erotica books, they'll either keep ya partially horny until ya finish em or destroy your want of sex. Hell if I know which of those two is happening to me!

Hell yes, First post - fuck if I said second post rules, today I got first post and I fucking like it. Go ta hell.

Yeup.

meester goldfish will soon be back around and probably posting.
hurrah.

It has been rather lively of late, hasn't it....
Wharg.

Später.