January 05, 2004

Hey, Jeff -

Where can I find that article? It's nice to see their enemies, but I'd like to know why they made the list.

My Daddy, the smartest man in the world, tells me that a few years ago, Rosie O'Donnel made that list. There was the same slack-jawed reaction - "Why would she make that list? I mean, she's annoying, but come on!" Now, what the uninformed public didn't realize was that Rosie O'Donnel was an open advocate, going even so far as to lobby before the entire congress, of a complete gun ban. She supported a full, comprehensive, one hundred percent ban on all guns; and, in her day, she was among the most influential television personalities of the time. She had the ability to sway the masses in ways unavailbale to the NRA.

Meanwhile, she had a personal body guard, several nannies, and a large potion of her security staff armed with the very guns she was advotating a ban on. and they had them at all times. Isn't it ironic that the only people she thought should not have guns were the ones not protecting her family.

The NRA, by the way, also happens to teach the largest number of gun safety educational services in the entire country. While it was a joke as presented on The Family Guy, they do in fact teach a number of classes to younger children about the consequences if the misuse of guns.

Furthermore, they are the only major political action committee that advocates mandatory life sentences for any criminal convicted of using a gun while commiting a criminal act.

Britney Spears does, admittedly, appear to be a somewhat less than lofty foe to take on the NRA - but I think your post could be infinately more effective if it were an informed bust on the NRA.

Also, my Daddy is not a member of the NRA - in fact, he has not supported them since George Bush, Sr. withdrew from the organization following their right - wing support of Randy Weaver and David Koresh. If you don't know who these people are, research that while you're pulling your head out of your ignorant ass (compliments of Master Sergent Taylor)and get informed.

I told you my Daddy was the smartest man in the world.

Heather.

P.S. Who needs a gun? my Daddy can still kill your pansy ass with a toothpick.

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