Only a matter of time before I figured out how to avoid spending all my money in a night out drinking and chasing skirt.
Of course, if I had spent more money or stayed out past 2:30, it certainly would have been a night for the record books.
Dammit. I wish I had. Well, there's always next weekend. Who's coming with?
Your friend will bail you out of jail. Your best friend will be sitting next to you saying "Man, that was fucking awesome." while you're both waiting for your friend.