December 20, 2000

well ok i also need to know if you need parint permishin and if so do i need to get a note of some sort and oh yes my spelling sucks so please do not tell me i know already james what type of gun dose 25$ get you couse im not going to use the damn pump piece of chit so if you can find that info for me i would really apreceat it and napster where did u find the shirt i need to find 1 that says NO WOMAN CAN EVER COMPEAT WITH......... MY PLAYSTATION........ yes i wont a shirt that says that and if you find 1 that says it bye it and ill pay you backjust if it under 40$ thats all i have in savings for it well no 1 will probobly read this so bye

December 19, 2000

I wasn't very pissed I was just trying to get you to shut up.

If paintball in your opinion isn't the sport of champions, what is?

And I don't know where you've played paintball, or where you draw your basis of knowledge from, but I've had firefights and duels last 10 to 15 minutes, even longer.....the only thing that shortens firefights is increasing boldness that leads to sticking your head/arm/leg out too far and getting nailed.

I've also played laser tag, and find it to be extremly boring, even when too drunk to see straight.....
well well well guss what im here it it me jeff mr. r YYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thats good and not mud thanx and will u write the song for me please and thanx agin
I get to go see my Tasha tonight. I love my Tasha.
Dudes....I get off work at 4...maybe as early as 3:30 (we'll see) and have lots of extra money.....I.E. I could pay for da movie.....do youz guys know where da district orifice is? I'll check back on here before day's end....time to go to work now....

December 18, 2000

Fucking idiot
How about this....you get a laser tag gun, I'll get a paintball gun and we'll see who wins there.
Yeah OK this guy isn't going to sit here and say there's no stragegy involved in paintball....BULLSHIT
But he has the nerve to talk about lasertag? The "combat" sport where you can shoot somebody directly and not hit them because the sensor is covered...that's just fucking stupid. In paintball the pain aspect provides a deterent to getting hit, knowing that if you make a mistake it will hurt not only adds an element of realism but is something that laser tag can never have-when you screw up in laser tag the thing beeps. (if it provided a mild shock you might have something) And saying there is no skill-I can tell you don't have much experience with projectile weapons....the ball doesn't fly in a straight line, as a beam of light, but curves and is affected by wind. You've obviously never been out in the woods very much either, as it takes a great deal of skill to move through heavy brush and trees without giving yourself away. There may be a masochistic aspect to paintball, but your calling me a "retarded seamonkey" is beyond stupid.
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A quickie before I head off to school :
1. Whats all this crap about 'will electors vote how their state told them to? bullshit? Wouldn't it be a federal offence if they didn't - as they are suppose to reflect what the people think - reguardless of what the hell they want -- ie : servant of the public? bleeh.
2. I am straying more towards FRIDAY, DEC 29th for paintball - that's after school ( so i will more-than-likely have money, and if not, i can sell / return things for money. heee ) I didn't call her ( OP ) yesterday because I couldn't get a hold of jimmoi to see if the 29th was good for 'em.
bleh.

December 17, 2000

I have been baking all day for them chitlins in 1st period. I am so tired of baking for them chitlins. I must go to Safeway soon for baking chocolate so that I might make brownies for them chitlins in 2nd period. Or 3rd. I am so confuseled. I must go make more chitlin food.
yes yes yes......fresh meat......bring andrew.....
HAH AHAHAAHHAHAHAHa hahHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

{ it's a link. click on it }

Yes, you will be astonished ... by....

MWA HAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!!

ok - so it's down to DEC 22nd (friday) / 26th (tuesday) / or 29th (friday)
I need people to agree on one of those days
( mainly jimmoi / bradbury, everyone else is jobless without school. heee ;)
what RPG????? well I hope we go to OP becasue we know them an all and I really wanna go off them cars!!! welp ... back to geten beta testings all set up and crap
BTW the Seachickens game yesterday SUCKED!
Left before halftime, it was so miserably cold, and the wind was blowing the rain UP under the grandstand cover into our faces-we were in the second to last row up in the middle of the cover, man it was not enjoyable. but the seabitches did manage to pull this one out, much to the chagrin of the +-50% of the crowd who were oakland fans.....but the UW medical center has a really nice Cafe....where we waited until the busses back to the federal way park and ride left.....but the whole deal works out pretty good....go to the park and ride a couple hours before game time and ride the bus up for free, after game get back on said bus and go back to park and ride....they are the nice new Sound Transit busses, too.....not just some old beat-down metro POS...
NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!NOT TUESDAY!!!!!!!!!! I can't go tuesday, and therefor can't bring anyone with. the days i can go: any saturday or sunday. the 22nd (friday) and 25th (monday), the 29th (friday) and 1st (monday). PLEASE schedule in those days.......

... there is nothing happening. I am semi-nude, again. you may all now imagine me, with things flopping about -
and wish you were here.
[ cue pink floyd remixed song "How I wish I was there" to play in background ] It's ok. I understand that you want me, and you want me Bad. I will return later when I have something better to say. And I might have clothes on... then again - just for you - I might not.
Ain't nothn' but a butt ache
( tell me why )
Ain't nothn' but a fruit cake.

December 16, 2000

PAINTBALL DATE : if nobody gives me information which jeapordizes it by the time tomorrow 10pm ....
December 26th, Tuesday, 2000

{ note, i have been informed that this is CHIRSTMAS EVE. I will have to call Operation Paintball tomorrow and see if they'd even allow us to DO THAT then. I, however, can probably bullshit some answer about how "friends" are coming up from down south - and have never seen snow - and never played paintball - and it's our "christmas present" for them. HAA! EMOTIONAL BLACKMAIL! SHE'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO SAY NO! }

{ note #2 - jimmoi is saying christmas eve is the 24th, and always has been - making dec 25th christmas. and you know what? now that I think about it the 25th IS christmas. so please hold while I go beat the living shit out of Michael for being dumb and telling me otherwise. bleh. }

any objections?

Yes. We've gone to the mountain. And we video'd stuff. And the video was good. And there was snow. Snow like you've never seen before. I tell you. I tell you thar wuz snow! And thar wuz be a lut ub et! Too bad Jimmoi couldn't maek it. WULDA BUN FUN. Oh.. here's a fun fun, fun fun URL for you CLICK HERE ... You'll like it. My favorite line ( and I'm sure Jimmoi will agree, the best line ) -- is "It's just a butt ache." or something along those same lines. I'm sure you are all warm and snug in bed right now ( its 10.30pm!!! ) so there really isn't much I can say. Um. I am feeling like I'm going to throw up, but thats how it always is when you eat two bags of CHILI CHEESE fritos. I feel like playing in the snow. Damnit. We should go back up to the mountain next weekend. ... and I have to still get a date for paintball. What I figure is it's going to be on a Monday and I was thinking that after christmas would do - because of all the $$ that you get.. and some of us could get paintball guns for christmas - but then I said " wait a minute, I remember a bunch of stuff for school was due on Jan 1st" ... so I don't think it'll be after christmas. Bradbury gave me a bunch of criteria to meet - but I can't remember what it was. I WILL have a date by tomorrow at 10pm. and I have to go OUT OF MY WAY to gather information and so on. Aaron and Anfany, Jeff and Andy aren't going to be coming to play this time. Oh well. ShIT I aM tIreD. TiMe To gOtO bEd. HaVe A HaPpY ChRiStMaS EvErYbOdY! NoTiCe My LeEt TyPiNg sKiLlS. I oWn AlL oF YoU! ! !
and wow. after watching the video I noticed a few things :
1. I curse a lot
2. I look much different
3. ... uh. I look good with an AM/PM plastic bag on my head?
My rabbitt has braved Mt. Rainer with Jeff and Andy in this horrible wind storm. It is icy out by my house right now, so it must be awful up there. Stupid men.

December 15, 2000

HOTWHEELS 2 FOR A DOLLAR?!?!?!?!?!?! SHIT I MISSED IT!!!!!
Damnit.
GTIF.
This was an entire week of mondays. I think this week is making up for the fact that I have THREE four-day weeks and a couple of four-day weekends coming up. Gotta get all that stupidity and stress into less time.


James we need to set a date for paintball. Some of us have schedules to work with, and if I have a date set then I can get some fresh mea.....I mean, uh, new players to come.
It is a sad day for all target employee's.

The other day, I was walking around Fred Meyer, looking at the sale papers while on my quest for a pomegranent. I know that I probably and also most likely brutalized that word. So anyway, as I entered the ICU {produce section, in Paulaish}, I saw a man that looked very familiar to me. I thought for a second, and then said, "No, it couldn't be!".

I proceded to continue in my search for Persephonie's doom, but the feeling of recognition refused to pass. Then, I got to the toy section of my sale paper. Hotwheels, 2 for $1. I crept quietly over to the toy section and there he was, in plain sight, cheating on his beloved target. It was the Hotwheel guy-the one with the bald head and long hair-looking hungrily through the rack. The very thought of him, going behind my poor Jimi's back sickened me. It was a very sad sad day.
Well ... Mooo thats all I hafta say....Yah when is the next PB thing ?? I have the need to gun someone down! heh welp .... back to being sick HA!=P
knowledge bowl. it's so fun. fun fun fun. ho-rah. no regena... yum, yum yum.
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somethingawful has a new anime post. it's neat. dooblie doo.

... Just a note - Jimmoi : when DO you have a point? heee ;) - and you have to understand that in order for things to be "crimes against humanity" the people have to be human and/or possess human rights. And as we all know - Potatoes are just that : potatoes, and have no real "Human rights." In order for people to care about what the Japanese did to the Chinese they would first have to say "Hey, those potatoes have human rights!" which we havent - so nobody cares. AND YES I noticed the small boy with the very placid face was the same person who was in american psycho. and I don't have a think for steven speilburg - because of E.T. I would rather watch a steven KING book turned into a many-part series than a Steven Spielburg movie... .... ok, gotta go.
... remember - dont eat the pizza
Ok well James-Jimmy just tore your argument apart...

SO, on to the next thing: PAINtball.

Any ideas yet?

I only have four weekdays off during your "Winter Break"-I believe they are the 22nd, 25th, 29th and 1st, but it could be 25-26 and 1-2---I'm really not sure I'll have to find out soon though, huh?

Any time in there on a weekend will work for me (just not tomorrow I have a football game)

December 14, 2000

What we did by dropping those bombs was not "crimes against humanity" or war crimes......that's all part of war, bombing cities, whether done with conventional weapons or weapons of mass destruction....as a strategic move, killing of civilians is part of war.....HOWEVER, what was done by the Nazis was more than just killing, they also tortured, which is not acceptable, and killing those people was not part of the sick, twisted game we call war.

Our "acts" were not crimes against humanity.
HAH! HERE IS MERLIN TO SAY SOME STUFF!

Damnit Jimmoi - where the fuck are you? We could have skipped a class to bitch at eachother about it all. And I hate the lucitania argument. That's a panzy excuse for us joining the war anyway. I'm tired at the moment and can't use my full bitching power - so you'll have to bear with me when I say :

1. I don't condone Hitler, or Stalin's activities. You make it sound as if I were a nazi sympathy-cock. This I am not.

2. I am fully aware of the 'millions of lives' ( not just american ) that were saved in the two bombings on Nagasaki and Hiroshima, and I am not against the fact that the US did those things to end the war. A few for a helluva-lot-more, can't make an omlet without breaking eggs ... and so on.

3. My intent was not to glorify or defend either NAZIS or STALIN - but to point out the fact that I was getting aggrivated, and rather sick, of hearing oh-how-terrible the nazis were - and nobody ever realises the fact that the US has done horrible things as well ( granted, nothing along the lines of 6 000 000 killed for an idealogical purpose ) and these things aren't stamped into everyone's minds as CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY and so forth.

4. " if you look at them, dissect it, and dissect it some more, and then molest their bodys/yea/you would know the US was maybe in violation of a minor civil code, but was justified " hence my aggrivation - they commited crimes against humanity - yet were pardoned. The nazi's got what they deserved. MY BEEF was that the fact we so easily overlook our own faults and so quickly took to stamping the 'bad label' on the losers. You said it yourself : " we all know that only the losing party gets blamed for war crimes " and thats what pisses me off. I would be oh-so much more happier had we said : "ok, you nazis are guilty of crimes against humanity - but so did we, however we did ours because it was a necessity" ( which we did ) - so we hung them, and those forced to commit crimes were heralded as hero's who 'ended the war'. My respect would have been tripled had we said "sure, you did wrong, so did we - and all guilty will hang." Our allowing the US crimes to go unpunished demeans the punishment of those who rightfull deserved it.

EXAMPLE : I go out, I steal a car, my father turns me in - I go to jail for some amount of time. My brother goes out, steals a car, my father slaps him on the back of the head and says "dont do that again." That's what we did. We slapped ourselves on the back of the head and said "bad boys". Hell, we didn't even say "bad boys" we said "you did what you had to do, you ended the war and here's why you're a hero : [insert bunch of 1:11 ratio and %s and calculations to prove how many they saved in killing 200000]

Im surprised, however, you didn't bring up Dresden and Berlin - not to mention the bombing raids that happened on Tokoyo. Sure - the germans had the bombings on London -{and probably other places which I wont name, as those are arguments for the other side}- but we probably hanged them for that too. I'm curious of those who bombed those civilian cities on our side were ever repromanded.

In closing ( god damn I love bitching with Jimmoi - it makes me wonder why on earth Aaron isn't this fun ) I have to make it CLEAR that I am bitching about, as Jimmoi has agreed : " we all know that only the losing party gets blamed for war crimes " - that the winning party always get's to say "what is right" when "what is right" should have ALREADY BEEN DETERMINED. As my father always told me when I was growing up (and still continue to this day) " It is always the winners who write the history books, remember that you little dumbfuck shitface." ... mind you, that's paraphrased. WWII was nothing but a less poignant version of WWI - us winning and saying " IT WAS ALL YOUR FAULT < WE DID NOTHING BAD."
and I got to watch Empire of the Sun today.
jeez - that movie just is mass 0wnage.
Thank you, Jimmy, you saved me a lot of typing with your post.

This morning I head over to Brice's house. The car isn't running, so I knew what was coming. I walk in. He says "Im not driving today" and so I think to myself : "It's either get a ride with Brice or go home and get a ride" - Then I also remembered my mother had already left. That leaves me with my father. So you know what that means kidd-os? It means that there is one less me at school today. That rather aggrivates me. At least it isn't on Friday when I have Knowledge Bowl. I really can't think of much anything else that was important today. All I have to do is do 8.6, 1-4, and 10 for math. Hey - if someone either runs into : Gliege, Davis, Loffer, or Hanson - ask them what I was suppose to do in class today and I can do it. Post it here. haa! Other than that I don't really think there is much of anything else. My father just said "Bus is coming, c'mon lets go." Little does he know I won't subject myself to that blasted SOB bus - I'd rather take public transportation than our crappy school transportation. what is it now? 9 to a seat? I wouldn't doubt it. I need to get my own car. Or a job. Or both. I'd gladly transport jewish ashes to their families if the nazis paid me to do so. I think I've come to that point where I will sell my soul for a job ( YOU HEAR THAT SATAN? I WILL SELL MY SOUL! ) ... not like she'd want it anyway. yes, I've come to the decision that all deities are women - even jesus was. And speaking of nazis - since that's all I've been talking about for quite awhile, I've got a bone to pick with this reasoning we hanged them all "for crimes against humanity." A funny thing about that is that the Americans who ordered the bombing of Nagasaki and Hiroshima and those who piloted the aircraft whom housed the bombs - weren't hanged themselves for "crimes against humanity." Thats bullshit. That means that the only reason we can say that nazis were guilty for crimes against humanity is because we won the war - not because they were. I'm sure had Hitler one he would have had all of those against him hanged for "crimes against the ubermensch". What the hell difference are we from the nazis asides from the fact that we were the victors, and they weren't? Guh, that pisses me off. My father is yelling something about the bus, again. I'm too stubborn, too fucked up in the head, to ever ride that bus again. Crap - i've hit a loophole, now I'm going to say that I need a car. And you know how I can get a car? Get a job. Now I'm back to jobs. You know what? I think I'm going to do my article reports today. Or watch Empire of the Sun. One of the two. Or both. That'll be grand. And listen to music at the same time. My father just yelled at me, saying "God damnit boy, now look you've missed the bus." ... I came in from outside, got on my computer, and haven't moved since - and he is surprised that I missed the bus? You've got to hand it to my parents - they aren't all that bright. My mother for one ... I've come to realise that she has the mentality of a cheer-leader. I wonder if all mothers do? She didn't know what prohibition was. And she didn't know who wrote Romeo and Juliet. A + however, is that she said "hey I know what this is, Some teacher showed that to us in school" when I was playing jack kerouac tapes in the car. I still have to find some way to get those tapes onto a CD. And btw - I bet that someone will have sacrifice for me today, the one day that I don't come to school. I don't like making deals that I know my side of the bargain will never be met. ( -cough- ) There should be a test in I-3 tomorrow on Trig. That'll be fun, trig is fun fun fun. Hey - since Im not in school - anyone wanna come pick me up? C'mon. lets go to the fair or something. ... wait-a-minute. If I'm still at home,
.... what the hell am I doing awake?
Zzzzzzzzzz___________.::Ăź
deformed retarded slug ^

December 13, 2000


Just something that always bothered me :
Andy's ICQ away messege -
"Alone... depressed... leave me that way"
His AIM away messege was much the same jist, and was even more poignant than the ICQ away messege. What bothers me ( and bothers me not just about him - but I'm talking about the majority of people online ) is that when they are so defiantly saying "LEAVE ME ALONE" ... but they're still online, with an away sign, telling you to leave them alone. It defeats the purpose - and is a damn clear sign that you don't want people to leave you alone, but rather the exact opposite -
to fall into your trap and talk to you. It's so funny.
I'm often tempted to send him messeges stating
" IF YOU WANT TO BE LEFT ALONE, GET OFFLINE. "
.... yes,
Ok I'm going to sleep now
Zzzzzzzzzz____________.::Ăź
deformed retarded slug ^
BEER=GOOD
SHRIMP=GOOD
LIFE=GOOD
COWS WITH GUNS FOREVER!
come here, little shrimp: it's time to dip you in cocktail sauce and eat you. Just like so many of your companions.....urp.....maybe too many of your number have made it to my digestive tract this evening....time for more beer....FUCK! THE BEER IS GETTING WARM!!! NOW I MUST DRINK IT FAST. bad idea. ugh. time for bed.
OK so this week has pretty well sucked (no big shock)

The bullshit politics at work were amazingly bad today. I ended up actually going over to the district office for no reason, just because no other techs were there. But I did run in to two of the student workers, Ash Cornette and Jesse Anderson, who were readying things for the upcoming {shudder, curse} Technologu Fair.

That really sucks for us, because by the rules only technicians are supposed to move tech equipment. And the shit Jaba (aka wiard) does is bad enough that some are considering filing a greavance with the union (very bad thing).
Teachers are NOT allowed to open cases on equipment.
Soanyway I was sitting here eating a very large shrimp cocktail earlier when I realized why I wasn't really enjoying it. No beer. A shrimp cocktail is not the same without a glass of beer. So I put it back in the fridge......soon as my mom leaves to get my dad (she needed his toyota today) I'll crack open a nice cold Coors Light and really enjoy that shrimp. I even have three beers left (which is why I have any, cause there were only three left)

So I'll get a little (very little) buzzed and try to play Star Wars pod racer (or maybe Riven, that would be great)

I'll be back later.....

{Eclipse} So one day I walked into a gay bar, and all these guys had names for their penises, and I say "My penis is named "secret," strong enough for a man, but made for a woman." :P
{MadMan[Whore]} ....
{adm-bobo[X7]} . . . .
{MadMan[Whore]} .....
{Eclipse} . . . .
{adm-bobo[X7]} So one day I walked into a bar and it hurt.
{Eclipse} ROFL.
{Eclipse} HAHAHA.
{Eclipse} GG BOB YOU MAKE ME LAUGH.
{Eclipse} quote time.
{FluxUnseen[R1]} A guy walks into a bar and see's this sign that says
{Eclipse} oon/m
{FluxUnseen[R1]} If you make my horse laugh I'll give you 5 free bears.
{adm-bobo[X7]} ...
{FluxUnseen[R1]} So the guy goes up to the bar tender and asks bout the sign.
{adm-bobo[X7]} is this going to turn into some weird animal-porno with horses and bears?
{Eclipse} doesn't everything flux says do that bob? :P
{adm-bobo[X7]} good point.
{Eclipse} Quote #3: {einexile} OMG INFANTRY IS DOWN, OUR LEECHING WHINEY BETA TESTERS ARE BECOMING ANGRY
{CybeRise} haha
* adm-bobo[X7] waits for the homosexual rabbit to make his appearance in the story/joke
{FluxUnseen[R1]} And the bar keep goes "Ya, the horse has been sad laetly so the first person to make him laugh gets 5 free bveers.
{Eclipse} lol..
adm-bobo[X7]} ... bevers now? bveers?
{FluxUnseen[R1]} so the guy goes "Give me 5 minutes alone with the horse and I'll get him to laugh"
{Eclipse} ...
{adm-bobo[X7]} wooo!
{FluxUnseen[R1]} So after 5 minutes he comes out and the horse is laughing like crazy
{Eclipse} ..
{adm-bobo[X7]} 5min of pure, hardcore horse porn
{Eclipse} horsii can laugh? :P
{FluxUnseen[R1]} And the bartender astounding gives him 5 beers and the guy leaves.
{Sypher_X} Eclipse. Wanna make a deal?
{FluxUnseen[R1]} 2 weeks later
{Eclipse} ...possibly.
{FluxUnseen[R1]} The same guy comes back and sees a sign saying
{adm-bobo[X7]} ...
{Sypher_X} Ok.
{Sypher_X} here it is.
{FluxUnseen[R1]} If you can make the horse stop laughing I'll give you 10 beers.
{adm-bobo[X7]} . . . .
{Sypher_X} I take you outside, kick you in the nuts. Laugh, then take all your money.
{Eclipse} ..
{Eclipse} nah
{FluxUnseen[R1]} So the guy asks about the sign
{adm-bobo[X7]} wait, both nuts or just one?
{Eclipse} I'd own jor newbie ass with my crutches. :P
{Sypher_X} Bah!
{FluxUnseen[R1]} The bartender goes"Well ever since you made him laugh he's been laughing."
{FluxUnseen[R1]} and the guy goes, give me 5 minutes alone with him
{adm-bobo[X7]} ... or crying, which is percieved as laughing, because the guy anally raped the horse.
{FluxUnseen[R1]} so he does and when he comes out the horse is crying
{adm-bobo[X7]} ...
{Eclipse} ...
{adm-bobo[X7]} ...
{Eclipse} ...
{adm-bobo[X7]} ...
{Eclipse} ...
{FluxUnseen[R1]} and the barkeeper goes, "Wow how did you do that?"
{adm-bobo[X7]} hahahaa
{Eclipse} . . .
{FluxUnseen[R1]} and the guy goes "Well the first time I said my penis is larger than his, and the second time I showed it to him.
{adm-bobo[X7]} ...
{Eclipse} rofl.
{Eclipse} gg flux.
{FluxUnseen[R1]} heh
* adm-bobo[X7] claps for the extraordinarily long joke.
{Eclipse} That story was about MM... right? :P
{adm-bobo[X7]} MM is a horse?
{Eclipse} no
{adm-bobo[X7]} MM is a bartender?
{Eclipse} the guy with the penis so small it made the horse cry is MM. ;P
{FluxUnseen[R1]} ?
{adm-bobo[X7]} ... MM is a homosexual rabbit?
{Eclipse} EXACTLY bob.
{adm-bobo[X7]} ahhh.
{adm-bobo[X7]} Internal affairs knew that the cops were gonna double cross them?
{Eclipse} ....
{adm-bobo[X7]} GNU
{FluxUnseen[R1]} ?
{adm-bobo[X7] I got bored when you started telling it.
{adm-bobo[X7]} So I made up an erotic thriller about a policewoman's struggle against an all male internal affairs office.

Yes. . .I took my Greek and Latin final today, I I scored many many points. I think that it would be safe to say that I kick ass.

In the hallway enroute to the library I witnessed a guy and a girl embracing eachother. He was ... [insert adjective] brushing back her hair and staring deep, deep into her eyes. She smiled. I figured they would go home later on tonight and have .. yes, buttsex. I don't really know if she takes it up the ass, but if she does - I'm sure they do. I had her in one of my classes actually, and I didn't like her - she thought I was 'odd'. Another girl who was once in that class with me who thought I was odd ( the class was actually Personal Relations ) is sitting next to me to the right and she asked me if I was writing a resume. I told her no. I bet she probably thinks I'm writing a resume anyway, just because I don't think I'm all that nice to her. Or well, it's not that I'm not nice to her, I just probably come off as being un-nice to her. Not that I have anything against her, or the girl who probably takes it up the ass who had her hair being brushed back by some guy, but I just give off this general impression towards people that " I don't like you ". I find that disturbing. But for some other reason people I dont like never get the point that I just don't like them. Take for instance two people : 1. that one guy who I really didnt like in 2nd period who had the really funky voice and couldn't read out-loud poetry and whom is JIMMOI'S BEST FRIEND [ hence the origin of pizza-theory ] ... damnit, I can't remember his name. Nobody liked him. I didn't like him. I don't really think he ever got the idea in his head that nobody liked him. and the second person is all the random people who come up to me and talk to me and I don't know them and I don't want them to talk to me so I am really mean to them and make fun of them, sarcastically. But they're stupid. They never catch on to the fact that I am mocking THEM. No. Of course not. They just see that I smile, and I laugh, and I don't call them stupid fucks, and that I don't hit them [ as if hitting them with my body mass would do anything, anyway ] and that I don't say "Hey, you are dumb, I don't like you." I doubt if even if I DID tell them that I didn't like them, and they were dumb, they still wouldn't get it. Sad, sad day. To name a couple of them > > That fat kid who told me that he was a lazy SOB for pushing the button to open the door... I don't like him, I don't know him. Another person is JOEL. I hate Joel. I've never met him - but I'm sure that if I ever did, he would never get the fact that I don't, reguardless if I said " Hey... I'm so angry, I'm going to go to my girlfriend's house and RIP OFF HER CL. . . " he wouldn't get it. Damn you Jimmoi. I'm going to dedicate my life to damning potatoes. Speaking of damning ethnic races - i had a dream last night in light of the fact I saw half of shindlet's list. Ok -- here it goes ( and a little side-note, the scene with the girl in the red and the dying peple was awesome )... anywho.

< Dreamy haze >

Me : Hmmm.... Here I am, and I want to be an actor, whatever can I do to become the best actor in the whole entire world and never ever have to worry about getting a job? I know!

Me proceeds to take over the country under the guise that he is the UBER FURHER, and to use as a scape goat he then proclaims all IRISH BLOODLINES are responsible for everything that has ever possibly gone wrong. Nobody knows that Me is Irish, much the same way that hitler was jewish, and he killed the jews.

Now - after killing off about 6 000 000 jews and being really stupid in all my tactical events I pull a fast one on everyone. You've all seen Face-Off right? Well ... here goes :

Me : I want to take his face . . . . off.

Some guy : No, you can't take my face, off. It's mine!

Me then proceeds to switch his seemingly grotesque face with some guy, and then cuts out some guy's tongue, and sends him to the " good guys " base, where they proclaim they've just capture the UBER FURHER and hang him. Me is now perceived to be "just some guy" with an Irish background. Then a couple years later after everyone is yelled at for the UBER FURHER's bad treatment of the 6 000 000 dead Irish decendants - Me ( percieved as just some guy with an Irish decent ) goes to get a job at >insert studio<

Me, percieved as just some guy with Irish decent : Hey, I am an actor. I am of Irish decent. give me a job.

Employer : Well, You may or may not be able to act - I really don't give a shit. But, since you are of Irish decent, you can play an Irish person who was in a concentration camp by that evil, evil, evil, evil, evil, evil man, UBER FURHER. Here, you can act like you just got shot in the head right? You can be Jamnur Handcracket, one of the anti- anti- Irish fighters who was caught by the UBER FURHER in England when he tried to assassassisaassassinaaassaninate him. The UBER FURHER had him shaved, skinned, hanged, rehanged, tortured, made him eat grasshoppers, and enjoyed watching him swim around in a pool full of luke-warm mayo.

Me, percieved as just some guy with Irish decent : (laughs) ha ha ha.

Employer : what's so funny?

Me, percieved as just some guy with Irish decent : Oh, nothing, did you know that when he made him eat grasshoppers he would, from time to time, yell at the man : "YOU LEARN WELL, GRASSHOPPER."

Employer : No, I didn't know that, did you see that on the history channel?

Me, percieved as just some guy with Irish decent : ... the history channel? errruh.. ermm.. yeah...

Hence, Me, percieved as just some guy with an Irish decent, lives out a full life of acting as Irish people getting shot/killed/murdered/tortured by the UBER FURHER who took the world by storm and killed a lot of Irish people. Nobody knew the UBER FURHER was Irish, and nobody knew that the UBER FURHER was Me, whom then had his face switched with some guy.

... There is my pathetic attempt at making a play. No, I am not like Jimmoi or Aaron with their plays upon plays of plays about plays on plays that were written while a playwrite was performing in a play, about a play, on a play. HAH. Anywho. Where was I? Did you get the point of my dream? You probably didn't. Jimmoi posted. Hmmm... Talking Heads. Yes, they had a song I liked. You let me listen to it. I forgot what it was. Do individual people count? more bands : My life with the thrill kill cult, Type 0 Negitave, Aphex Twin, THAT GUY WHO DID THE PI SOUNDTRACK mansell? clint?, Swidge-blud sinfony {switchblade symphony}, HOLEY MOTHER OF DEITY I FORGOT A BOUT PINK FLOYD [ note : jimmoi, rig the votes to where PF makes it #1 band better, hell, of all time ], Atari Teenage Riot, KMFDM, Neutral Milk Hotel, AK-47. Bleh, no more bands. What about this weekend? Anyone thinking about coming up to the mountain with us? hah. And I am officially looking for a date in which to go Paintballing. Yes, So post some sort of suggestion or something. It's coming time for me to go get my progress report... OH HEY GUESS WHAT EVERYBODY?
grades: 1st-F .. 2nd-F ...
what will third beeee?

. . . Yet again, I am in a mood full of nothing. Something must be wrong with me, because I'm just... really... not wanting to do anything. I think it's the holiday festivities. Everyone is all giddy and happy and buying presents and being cheery. All I see is a bunch of saps being suckered into buying more stuff under the guise of a once-born ( yet now dead ) ... person. Heh, I was about to say deity - as you'd probably think he was a deity by the blasted way that everyone worships the hell out of him. So much for the messege that he sent - lets just pay attention to who he was... not what he had to say. Duur. Oh well. Yes, Oh well seems to be a lot of what I am thinking now-a-days. You know I have to have a resume written out by tomorrow? I once wrote one for some people who wanted to give me a job ... but you know what? I don't have a job, I wasn't hired, and ... heh - the resume was a piece of shit. I'm pessimistic. Is that a character trait/flaw? Who knows. It probably is. I once wrote a poem called " I am flaw ". It was great. Then munroe messed around with it. I have yet to rewrite it. I never actually got around to rewriting it. And you just now got around to reading Hitchiker's? For deity's sake I suggested you read that eons ago, wazzamattawidyew? And the Rolling stones are good. " Hey - hey, you - you, get out of my butt " ... and the doors. Underworld, Orbital, Portishead, Reel Big Fish, ( hah! Dead milkmen! ), Aimee Mann... uuughh, I'll name more later, I've got a helluva big list. How about ALBUMS that are better than SP? Because Manson, pre-antichristsuperstar is good compared to his .. . later works. Dr. Evil is behind me now. No not behind me. .. never mind. I am also typing on a P-05 keyboard that is produced by AGI Computer, Inc. Isn't that bullshit as well? Oh show me, the way, to the next, whiskey bar.... ooh, dont ask why, ooh, dont ask why. Drew and Dr. Evil are now talking to Sumner. hah. I spent half my 3rd period yesterday watching people put up ... whatever-they-are-called, for the choir to stand on. Fuck, I am in that showcase thing. Guh. I emphasise( ? ) GUH. ..... I need to get out of this place - where do you sign up for a G.E.D. Note to self - talk to father/joe/DS's husband. It is now 7am. A fun thought that I came up with long, long ago : That all time exists everywhere at all time, everywhere. Do you get that? For example : name a time... say... oh ... 2.30pm. It is 2.30pm SOMEWHERE in the world, reguardless. Isn't that weird? I think it is. That instead of time passing it just moves around the globe. Other than that - think of an action ... my favorite one to think of is sex. Now imagine how many people on the planet there are - and think try to figure out how many people on the planet are performing that activity. Considering how people are habitual, you'd imagine a whole hell of a lot of people... that's if some like to .. *ah-hem* every fucking (yes, literally) day. This is getting to be too long for my tastes. I better go now. Except that I've become sucked into typing. Ah, I stopped, but to tell you that I've stopped I had to start typing again. You see what I'm saying? Of course you dont. Or well... Hmm. I'm not saying anything, but rather I am typing it - and you are seeing what I am typing, but not what I am saying, for if I was saying anything, you wouldnt be able to see it, but I'm not - I am typing, and you can see it, and read it. What the fuck is with latees? and cold coffee? Fucking starbucks. Coffee drinkers should all be exterminated. Drink hot-chocolate, damnit. Damnit, I forgot to drink hot-chocolate this morning. Guh. I want to skip all my classes today. That'd be fun. Where the hell is Jimmy when I need to skip classes, the fucking potatoe nazi? Oh dear. I think I'm going to cry. Well not really. Ok, imagine me crying. There you go - I've cried. Hah. Did you know that it's a wonderfull and crazy thing that we can imagine things? It's really weird, because you know that I wasn't crying, but picturing me crying has - in a sense - made me do so. Because in your mind I am. Oh well. Oh well. Oh well. Oh well. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
I was once going to make a song out of the noise that happens when you go over a bridge.
there are three bridges enrt. to Ocean shores, from here.
I like the noise they make.
potatoes are assholes, Jimmoi no exception.

FUCK MR. EVIL.

December 12, 2000

Bullshit on band of gypsies.....good, but the experience was better.

How about the Stones?
Beatles = Liverpools. . .I prefer their earlier work. . .and the band of gypsies were, by far, superior to the experience
Or "The Beatles" (duh)
Three words: Jimi Hendrix Experience.
Hey! We are on the Blog list @ the home screen! Only because Bradbury most recently posted, but still!

How dare Jimi try to leave us out!

1. Tori!!! I know, not a band, but you gotta love her.
2. The Les Paul & Mary Ford Band
3. Kosmic Blues
4. The Doors
5. Fleetwood Mac
6. Dixie Chicks [what can I say? I love blondes. . .]
7. PSDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
8. Sunny and Cher
9. The Liverpools
10. Band of Gypsies
11. Blind Melon
12. Nine Stories
13. Pixies
14. Curve
15. Fluorescein
16. Gerald Collier [again,not a band, but good]
17. Julie Plug
18. Ani!!!!!!!!!!
19. Yardbirds
20. Tori!!!!!!!! [yes, she gets 2]

Ah, hell! I really don't listen to all that much music. . .excepting the woman before me. . . as mud'll know. . .heh heh heh.

I want the missing episode of Blues Clues. . .I know that Steve's up to some sort of communist plot. . .with guns. . .and gay people. . .perhaps he ought to start a club. . . and don't forget to read Aaron's post. . .it's hilarious. . .must go study for Greek finals. . .
arg.
Korn? Bleh. Well, aside from their first album... bleh. Well... I think I'm going to make a habit of blogging. I need to... I don't have anything better to do. Oh yeah... Limp Bizkit just plain ol' sucks. I mean, they suck in a way that makes me question the existence of the universe and all existence... (42). Speaking of, I just recently read the Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy (I know! I know! I should have read it by now, but I never got around to it). Anyhow. I'm bored...

Korn? Bleh. Well, aside from their first album... bleh. Well... I think I'm going to make a habit of blogging. I need to... I don't have anything better to do. Oh yeah... Limp Bizkit just plain ol' sucks. I mean, they suck in a way that makes me question the existence of the universe and all existence... (42). Speaking of, I just recently read the Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy (I know! I know! I should have read it by now, but I never got around to it). Anyhow. I'm bored...


today wasnt a good day. I have no sacrifice. Im just really out of it today. bleh.
The me that you know, he doesn't come around much
that part of me... isn't here anymore.

The average speed enrt. to the school today, courtesy of Brice, was 90mph. I find that ... disturbing. All I could think about was the show I watched yesterday about some girl getting in a car accident and having her 'poor unborn child' die. You know, I don't really give a shit about some girl who was on some person's ass and had to brake and then ran into some truck. I almost cry because the person in front of her was actually convicted for vehicular homicide and vehicular assault. Oh well. The toss-up on whether or not I'll be watching boobies (jewish) and/or the ... uh. other thing is still in the air. Today is mellow. Definately mellow - in a normal sense I'd probably be bitching about almost everything I could think about - ie : Sacrifice. But you know what? I'm going to go burn in hell for everything I could ever possibly think about. SHIT. I FEEL LIKE DOUGIE HOUSER.
In the garden of sweden . . . . baybeh

December 11, 2000

I burn-ed me. I feel very sad, for also and as well Jamie wouldn't eat the cookies which were made especially for him. I feel very sad. In other news, Jimi ate the peanut brittle-and I spilt it on my arm. Do you know how hot peanut brittle is? 305F. Damn, that hurt.

Ok. I am 3% into downloading a 174.49MB download - which will take me approximately 39hours. Does that seem a lot to you? I think I might email the people and get me a ceedee in the mail. That'll be fun. Unless I want to wait for umpteen hours for the program. Hopefully my part of a bargain I made with Aaron will be fullfilled - and by this time tomorrow i'll be lolly-gagging in the glory that is Sacrifice
{ WARNING : A GAME HAS BEEN MENTIONED - SLIM : BETTER START BITCHING! }
heee. Anywho. Other than that there isn't much of anything happening. I remember I had two emails - and the other email address barely even had any much of anything sent to it. I've found myself begining to become addicted to a singer'ess ( ? ) by the name of Aimee Mann - have I mentioned her? Well damn. I need to stop bolding things as well, but I can't help it... it's an unnatrual habit. I might stay after and watch shindlet's list ( yes, shindlet, like jiglet/niglet only shindlet ) in DS's room. However I believe that's the improv day. Oh horrible fate such as these - what am I to do? Watch jewish girls have their jewish boobies get fondled and played with in an entertaining fashion by nazi oppressors who wish the little jewish boobies weren't so jewish - or sit around with a bunch of fools and come up with semi-funny little diddies? The world may never know.
¡¡ JAYAM SHINDLET !!
Blah.

You guys would not believe the amount of paperwork I have to deal with on a daily basis. I mean, the shit from when I was in school seems so light compared to what i have now.

And those bastards in payrole and HR keep sending me more.

now its all the medical shit.

And life insurance. I'm 19, how the fuck am i supposed to pick a beneficiary when I'm only 19? I have THREE fucking life insurance policies. but i don't think i pay for any of them (not sure, but we'll see when the next check comes)

plus my own medical, dental, vision, long term disability, short term disability, wage insurance. and on. Lets not forget retirement. SERS plan 3. fuck............
I am about to finish making peanut brittle. Maybe I will bring Jimi some food on the way to Russian. . .

Oh god. Anything but "A case of the Mondays." FUCK YOU JIMMOI!
FUUUUHHHH-KKKKK_--__YYYEEEEWWWWWW~!!!!~!!!!!~~!!!!!!
now all day I'm going to be thinking " looks like someone has a case of the mondays."
UUGUGHGHHHHRHRHHH.
My h8 4 U is MORE then yur h8 4 ME
-exit stage left

December 10, 2000

hhmmm....so James has semi-nude photos of some female, does he? I'll gladly take them off his hands......
Lazer tag is paintball for pussies. Straight up. And paintball is the best sport ever.
Costco does kicks ass, more so when someone you know, like, say, your brother, works there. Then you can do donuts in the parking lot all you want and the employees don't get pissed they're just like "whoa, that's pat's brother!!"

but the gas pumps at the south-hill one suck major ass they aren't long enough for the fillers on my truck, and it takes forever to get 45 gallons of gas at 1/4 throttle on the fucking pump. man was i pissed that night.
and this whole big "arctic blast" bullshit appears to be nothing but media hype.

it's warmer today than it was yesterday.
well time for games.
NEWSFLASH: I am not the one with semi-nude photos of my past intrigues.
Fucker

My mother is aggrivating me. Heather's recent actions aggrivate me. The fact I have to redownload rpgmaker aggrivates me. That Anthony can't remember a fucking ceedee, aggrivates me. At the moment I'm very, very aggrivated. Everything seems to be pissing me off. Oh, wait - to add insult to injury, she not only has pissed me off [ Heather ] she's also posting about her actions to piss me off even more. I am, to say the least, infuriated. I'm going to break something. I need something to break. Maybe i'll clean my god damn room. Minor note : To correctly play the rpgmaker2000 you have to get two files. this one and this one. Get those two, install them both - and the rpgmaker will work. I plan to make my own rpg. It will be entertaining. However, I am still angry. So close I am to spouting out the vile things which cross my mind. No. . . . I'm just very aggrivated. .... I think I will go clean my room after calling Heather... yes. that'll be fine.
It's not what you thought, when you first began it.
You got what you want, you can hardly stand it though, by now you know :
It's not going to stop, it's not going to stop,
it's not going to stop, until you wise up.
You're sure there's a cure, and you have finally found it.
You think one drink will shrink it to your underground
But it's not going to stop, it's not going to stop, it's not going to stop, until you wise up.
Prepare a list for what you need, before you sign away the deed,
because it's not going to stop, it's not going to stop,
it's not going to stop,
Until you wise up, no it's not going to stop,
until you wise up, no it's not going to stop,
so just give up.
I am listening to Tori. She is singing to me, going "Not tonight, Josephine/ In an army's strength therein lies the denounement/ From here you're haunting me. . ." I love this song so very much, because you see Pinko's and I were listening to it for the very first time and she thought when Tori said "Moscow burning" that she heard "masturbating". It was really quite entertaining.

As I am outnumbered by males, I wish to pose a question to all of you. Now, let's say you had a really hot couple of ex-girlfriends, and now you have one who maybe isn't as pretty as they were. Do you think it would be appropriate to keep scantily clad pictures of them on file-namely in the dresser drawer normally reserved for pornographic materials-and remember that they were there? because it seems that it might be a less *sinful* offence if they just happened to be in, for instance, a photo album that has long since been forgotten, but it really sucks when they are so close at hand that they can be brought up anytime they're desired.

Meanwhile, I have, as of yet, not ever been in a Costco. I assume that it is similar ti the Sam's Clubs down south. For confirmation of their purpose, please answer this--> could one aquire, say, a canister that makes approximately 200 quarts of Kool-Aid?
Well Its offishial, I no longer suk ass at debate, my partner and I took home a SEKOND place trophy last night at the Rogers Winter Klassik Debate Kompetition. Had we have won the 6th round we would have taken 1st, however that didnt happen so I will just be damn greatful that we got sekond.
JIMMY!!!! How have you been doing? I havn't heard from you in forever, like....june. Hows the real world treating you? I dont imagine its as great as everyone makes it out to be...
Well I must say, I love Kostko. Slim was right. Mommy dearest bought a 5 lb bag of kandy so that i kould give it to my sekret santa for kristmas, and I only have to re-emburs her $4. Thats it!!! Its a magikal land filled with grand things... If i kould choose were to go when i die, I would choose kostko.
Remember- all good children go to heaven.

For some odd reason I find myself wondering what the porn star Holly Hollywood's favorite book is. I wonder if she even reads? Oh well. I am content watching her naked body sprawled out in every possible manner one as the female species could possibly ever be sprawled out. I find it oddly humorous that she can bend in such ways... because I can't. That and I think she has some sort of fetish for lesbian activity. . . . hmm. For those of you who would like to know further - a friend of mine sent me the following site ( and please dont click on it if you are 1. at school, 2. near parents, or 3. offended by graphic nudity ) Holly Hollywood's Website. Oh well. In any event . . .
Also this has just been shot out at me --> Red Moon Online. Going to look into that. Final note : Laser tag sucks, and I cannot stress how much, ass.
And I have that song from magnolia in my head. damnit.
tired.
for those of you who care, it is 1.11am.
and btw -
the reason jimmoi is so hostile towards me is because he is jelush of me.
jelush of my koool car, and my neat-o job, and my slacker attitude.
HE IS JELUSH OF EVERURYTHING.
---
you can take that BUTTSEX, and STICK IT IN YOUR REAR,
(wha?) STICK IT IN YOUR REAR
(wha?) STICK IT IN YOUR
(huh?) REAR
(um?) REAR
YEA, STICK IT IN YOUR REAR.

December 09, 2000

So does Jimmy have a stalker now or something?
This whole "buttsex" thing is freaking me out a little.

Makes me think twice about going out in the woods with you guys and guns...

But anyway I got two cases of spray paint today for cheap so I guess my christmas shopping is done now.

ah, so much bitching to do, so little time. so I'll go play games now.

Later.
JIMMY!!!!!! glad to see you, man. You in college?

which target do you work at?

I never knew you were a republic dork.

But somehow, I didn't loose any respect for you. That's strange. When Andy Davis told me he voted for W, I hung up on his ass. And he called all the way from Texas (Lackland AFB)

Anyway, me gotsta go oil me boots.

and play star wars pod racer
Well, I am glad to see that our dear Mr. Miller has finally found the time to join us- I never thought I'd be so happy to hear of buttsex. However, I must be brief now, and just mention that the Cascade blood drive only takes blood from those morons who haven't but the wit to warm themselves, and certainly not so much as to feed thyselves! So, in closing: fuck you, not mud.

December 08, 2000

I, too am unable to donate blood due to an operation I had as a small child that required a blood transfusion. This was just prior to their testing the blod suply for HIV.....even though I've been tested and come back negative, they still wouldn't let me without a note from my doctor (and I'm not going through that much trouble)

besides, I hate needles.

I must say one thing, and one thing only ( reguardless of the fact that I already posted early, early this morning ) ... the one thing is as follows :
I WAS ABLE TO DONATE BLOOD AND OTHER UNMENTIONED PEOPLE WEREN'T. HAA HAA HAA.
that is all.

Ugh. It's been a long week. TOO long.

Hmmm......I don't really have anything to say, other than "i feel sick"
Any of you Jhonen Vasquez fans out there will know what I mean.

Now I must go as I only have 15 minutes to be "out on rounds" which means go over to Evergreen El. and "show the flag" i.e. make sure nothing is wrong as I am reasonably sure there are no work orders in the folder for them but I must check first.

Bye.
school is like the crusades,
only with much less movement, religion, death, honor, and violence.

December 07, 2000

I would just like to tell that silly Mr. Zebra Jamie Not mud boy that I would love to see his brothers site if he would only put a link to it. and who is this goldfish?
Well I must say that today had to be one of the worst days... to start I forgot to set my alarm last night and ended up getting out of the house 15 min late, and in my pj's no doubt. Although someone said to me, "don't forget your wallet" as i just shut the door to the house, then I went bak in and got my wallet. Well I broke my finger on monday so its hard to type, and i have to take some sort of pain med, and i forgot to kause i was late, so i was in a rush, then slim said to me, let us take the short kut today." and I did. I was about 10 yards from kumpleting the short kut when I was pulled over by the fuzz. then the fuzz says to me
"do you know what the speed limit is?"
I says "no sir"
then he says "do you know how fast you were going?"
and I again says "no sir"
and then he says " I will tell you, you were going 47 in a 25 mph zone."
and I says "...oh."
Then he says "license and registration please"
and I says " I dont know what registration looks like" as I hand him a stak of papers.
then he tells me which is the registration.
Then he goes away.
You see, slim and I were late to skool, and it was foggy. This man trikked me. Although we were luky enough to bukle before he saw that too.
anyway he kums bak and says to me " if i were to write you a tiket it would run you 182 dolla..." and then I stopped listnin kause I realized he said IF.
Then I was late to skool, then we had a damn presentation in 2nd period. I lost me kalkulator, and I didnt get to poke the inside of the lung....
then i had a "sekret santa thing" i had to do in 4th period. An a fat girl sat on my broken finger. and now im losing my lisense....
and to top it all off i have a huge test on the book huk finn tomarrow, and im only on chapter 4, and i kant even read it right now kause i have to go to werk. damn my finger hurts.
Remember - all good children go to Heaven.

As I slather mounds of cheese-dip on my tostitos I can only think of but one thing I enjoy. I enjoy large green hills when the sun is shining, and butterflies ... buttercups, and ... butter... trees.... as I sit there on the hill when the sun is shining, with a girl... and then I take off her CL. . .
and michael stop advertising your god-damn website or I'll take you off.
Nobody gives half-a-shit about you putting a new animated gif of someone taking it up the ass on your site.
guh.

I have been in school since 5.20am. I find this utterly disturbing. Aaron wasn't in class yesterday? How entertaining. I hope the whole situation got all out of her hands and her head exploded. My stummuk hurts. Blasted SOB biological functions. Why on Earth cant they just cease being? Anywho - I've been going around asking people this question : "If you could have one thing, guarenteed, what would it be?" - I've yet to get an interesting answer. The closest thing to interesting was stupid. I asked the question and the girl gave me the answser " Happiness " ... now of course the goal for getting whatever it was is Happiness, but you can't just HAVE happiness, something must be a catalyst for it. I didn't explain this to her - I just gave her a really dumb, dumb look. To add insult to injury - she corrected her answer soon after.... to " Happiness for everyone. " ... what is the world coming to? If everyone were happy - nothing would be profound. Nothing would be worth anything. Guh. I swear sometimes that if people like me didn't exist the world would be overrun by happy-go-lucky know-nothing dumbfucks... or wanna-be pseudo-misanthropic losers like JOEL. There has to be some sort of 'middle-class semi-educated pessimistic assholes' out there to keep everything running smoothly and not have it all fuck itself up. That's me. MCSEPAG. i'll start a group called MCSEPAG. heh. I'm going to go start up my electric-buzzsaw and chop off my hands/legs/feet/arms/head/ears/and not to forget - torso. hah.
Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

December 06, 2000

make a pink triangle man heh...im to tired to think... make it where u hafta rescue person man and save humanity......i dunno.....and like ...... make sttuff...and ya......*dies* night heh BTW i gets in free for when we go PBn becasue my Bday is on the 15th....welp i updated www.angelfire.com/gundam/MooMadMan so check it out .... like my cow heh ..... welp night.

December 05, 2000

booya! ok, so this is my first post. my foot kinda hurts and i feel like slog snot. this weeks isn't starting out too wonderful. . . Oh lord, that damn 'who let the dogs out' song is on tv right now. when will the hurting stop? nevermind. . . it stopped. anyway, i feel like the gutless wonder. i've been sufferingly in love with this girl for two years and haven't been able to tell her so that makes every day a little worse than it should be. it's on my list of things to do. . . well, blog on. i think i'll go seek out a large combustion rod and destroy those damnable baha men. they keep playing that song on tv. that's why i hate tv. it sucks. damn, it's that annoying red headed woman and she's talking about her nipples! *dies*
well hello to all the litlle crackers out there in god-knows-where, alabama with the ostrich urethral sex and all. i know its been a while and youre all probably having withdrawals, not to worry. im back now, im ok. lets see, right now im debating on whether i should write about my place of employment, or costco.... leaning more toward costco, and just because of the five gallon tubs of ice cream, soy sauce, margrine, cream cheese, and parmesean cheese as well as the potatoe chips in a burlap sack as aaron described to me earlier today. but you know what? they get so much shit, but gawd-damn i love that store... where else can you buy clothes on unused wooden crates, or ten pounds of vitamin I? but you see, when you step in costco, everything changes. you remember opposite world when you were a little kid, youd think with all the childish thoughts how fun it would be to live in opposite world where you can dance around and be merry only, youre in opposite world... well it does exist, inside of costco. i made sure to pay attention to specific details to write about specifically for this event. so ill describe a few, you notice as you walk in, there are people that sit there specifically to make sure you have a costco card. in a typical store, this kind of occupation would be filled by a pimply faced teenager, but not in costco! its all old people... how bout cashiers? typically old and slow, but not in costco! there are young healthy strong cattle to move the masses through quickly. now onto the products. in costco, the smaller a typical item is in a regular store, the larger it is in costco. take for instance poptarts, typically in a box of four pairs, ive seen six also. not in costco, box of 36 pairs of poptarts. little debbies, there was a box of 50... 50! zebra cakes, so everyday you go to school, and its like; breakfast- BAM! zebra cake, first per.-BAM! zebra cake, second-BAM! zebra cake, third- vomit, then BAM! zebra cake, lunch- BAM, BAM, BAM!!!- zebra cakes!, and you can be like "fuck you lunch lady Betty, I gots me my own gawd-damned zebra cakes, and ima shares thems wit mah frends! HELL NO I AINT GIVE YOU NO GAWD-DAMNED TREE-FIDDY!" thats funny too, guess the price? thats right... tree-fiddy.... tree-fiddy...
god i love that store.
once again, happy to educate duh crackuhs, this is slim jayee signin.
no hrs to ay. no capital letters either. an no letter " "s. just lower case and perio s is all. to ay sucke big time. i i n't see heather, an evertyhing else just particularly blew large goat testicles. im close to just saying 'fuck the worl , fuck you, fuck fuck fuck' or something along those same lines. oh well. .... yes. oh well. go amnit. - sigh -
I am a sick, sick, sick kidden. I am sure I will most probably and also likely die. I think that most probably caused it was that yesterday I got up extra early and got all dressed up like a pretty kitty, and that mean rabbitt didn't even notice. I am sure that I will soon die, so I will probably go back to my bed very soon.

December 04, 2000


... can I get drunk off of one glass of wine? will it seriously mess me up? will I throw up? these are but few questions I ask myself as I hold this glass of stolen wine from the kitchen. Yes, I know - immoral, but hey - It was there, and I told my parents I planned to drink some of it. Goes to show them that they shouldn't doubt me. Oh well. One of my concerns is that if it gets me drunk - how will I be able to record Dune tonight? A funny thing about that is that EVERYONE at school wants to borrow my recorded copy. Go figure. Other than that, there isn't much to report. I have tostitos and mild cheddar dip - yes, NO CHUNKS. I HATE CHUNKS. I also bought a whistle-pop for Heather. Hopefully she'll like it, as I am expecting her to. I made my mother spend 50$ today. How very odd. I ran into mike {rigney} today - told him to go watch Slacker. fun fun fun. Ok. you know what? I'm going to down this glass and play BG2. Have fun all - dont forget to watch DUNE.
The new Dune is directed by Francis Ford Copola?
Kick ass.

December 03, 2000

IN YOUR FACE!! gez you NEVER say anything bad to something you havent played!! nnneevverrr!! and its all those brad... and we have some underground radiation tunnels and maby some plut. or its james.... him and his *laughs* cone of ignorence ...Haaaaaaa.....btw DUNE DUNE DUNE DUNEDDUUNNN!!! well....im gunna go get ready for DUNE w000t .....ah crap!!! I GOT MATH HOMEWORK!!!! NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!HW sux ... it screws up your weekend and when you get ready to do something good on the last day before school is comming,BWAM!!! you walk past*looks at TV and it--- says "Dune .... comming up Next"----a Big wad of homework and you think.... F ... resulting in my life sucking ... or sweet sweet fun now............. I DONT KNOW !!! =(((( I JUST DONT KNOW!!! well cya!!!

ps BGTew RULES!!! YAY!!! Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
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Few things you must be awake for, sex being one. But in approximately 45minutes DUNE will be showing on the Sci-Fi channel and I will be there to record/watch it. yes, it is directed by the same person who directed Apocalypse Now. My 14th lvl thief can pickpocket/unlock just about anything that gets in his way, Celestial Fury is a god-send to my Archer who has a Thaco of -5, and I have it planned to steal/borrow/burn/copy/duplicate/obtain a game by the name of Sacrifice from Joe & Co. As I see it, life is pretty good. Of course, I'm forgetting something which I'll probably remember tomorrow at school and then it will ruin everything I've got planned so far, but you know what? -- It's ok. All that matters is that I'm feeling good now. { btw - it isn't the water, CO levels, or genetics, but rather the torrid fact that everyone in my family -with the exclusion of myself- sniffs their own farts. yes, it has been proven that fart sniffing makes you dumb, my siblings/PUs are merely examples to that fact }
Goddamn Canadians.
All I got to say.

December 02, 2000

Grrrrr. . . I had to go teach CPR to a bunch of uninterested peoples today. It was not very fun, but I got paid, so I can't really complain. and the non-Paula Miss Brown told the class that not only should they not have to wear a seat belt, but that even she doesn't wear one. It makes my job very difficult when I'm trying to teach a group of students safety and the only adult in the room is contesting me. She was trained in Canada.

What is in the water at the collins household?
Or is it situated under high-tension power lines?
Lead paint?

or is it deeper, genetic damage?
Possibly high CO levels?

Something must explain it........
Mooooo.ppfftt all i got to say..

I need to bold this... I need to bold this much : CELESTIAL FURY IS YOUR GOD
... Oh.... my ... bajezus-all-moighty.
Katana, +3 with so much special extra's I swoon to think about it. That is all.
Just got my Mac.

It kicks ass.

anybody who's thinking of getting a new computer, three little words:

GET A MAC!!!!!!

Seriously.

December 01, 2000

I am very afraid that, as the president of the GSA, I cannot allow Dr. Hyde to change the name. Actually, I can; but I won't.

I am also very afraid that not mud will kill me. You know how it's always the guys who forget the anniversaries? Not in our relationship! So I will just remind him that I am the prettiest kitten in the whole box, and he therefore loves me very much, in spite of my forgetfulness.
And pilz ... it was the name huh? Max Powers... simpsons? or just the misspelled words here and there ( YES i know how to spell it just leqarning homerow and my typing and im forgeting how to type my way and messing me up and stuff so ... ya ...) DrJekyll Hyde.. did you ever watch arthor?? where brain was singen Jekyll Hyde ? * sings the tune in his head*well..... how is james impersonating me ???? buy looking hansom, geten all the girls, having white teeth? HOW!... yes i have white teeth now..l. i woke up and i had a cavity.... i brushed my teeth and looked again and it was only a piece of pepper... scared me so i have white teeth now =)..... now....................*looks at his 8 pages of absent Math HW to do* * looks at his web site * ... hhuumm..... im gunna go work on that.... well www.angelfire.com/gundam/MooMadMan.html w/or w/out the .html... it works either way.... and i know the front sux.... im refiting it to look like the ( WARNING ) link thingy

well....Bits&Pieces!


National Moo Assosiation
And pilz ... it was the name huh? Max Powers... simpsons? or just the misspelled words here and there ( YES i know how to spell it just leqarning homerow and my typing and im forgeting how to type my way and messing me up and stuff so ... ya ...) DrJekyll Hyde.. did you ever watch arthor?? where brain was singen Jekyll Hyde ? * sings the tune in his head*well..... how is james impersonating me ???? buy looking hansom, geten all the girls, having white teeth? HOW!... yes i have white teeth now..l. i woke up and i had a cavity.... i brushed my teeth and looked again and it was only a piece of pepper... scared me so i have white teeth now =)..... now....................*looks at his 8 pages of absent Math HW to do* * looks at his web site * ... hhuumm..... im gunna go work on that.... well www.angelfire.com/gundam/MooMadMan.html w/or w/out the .html... it works either way.... and i know the front sux.... im refiting it to look like the ( WARNING ) link thingy

well....Bits&Pieces!


ok ... PB post thing.... most people dont have an ID for fort .... and we dont have any cars w/ a stiker thingy... so um... or did they do that one thing where its open now ?? no more bomb threets? i dunno but.... i just remberd... its my Bday on Dec15 and we could say its my B day on monday or when ever the PB thing is ..and i could get in free ( put less strain on my famliy ) cuz you know.... james hates to work .... i do most the work... and james mooches it off me.... so now we can have james work!! YAY! heh ... well.... ya
YOUR PLAY SUCKED!!! ppffttt

National Moo Assosiation

Dr. Jekyll, I gradumanated from bethal last year. C/O 2000. If you met me, you'd for sure remember me. 6' 10" tall. I need not say much more......anyway, this will be an abreviated blog, I have to get back to work.
Slim, remeber you have to work tonight.... sorry bout the inkonvienese.
I wouldnt say that the play was GOOD, but i would say that it wasnt bad... You made a lovely monster.
Josephine, when is our next GS[B]A meeting [im ammending the title to include the more friendly of the spiecies] that way i kan at least show up for one of the meetings befor the yeer book pic. since when were you in the GS[B]A aaron? That just seems a little outa karakter for you...
when is the improve night? I was talking to dustin about it and it might go over well if you kould get the right people in it.
DEBATE!!!!!! Yeay! I get to leave in like 23 min for Auburn HS for the debate komp today! Gotta love that. I will use the best DA in the whole world..... the evil cheeze DA!!! - Evil Cheeze- Cheeze is evil, our apponents smell like cheeze, therefore they are evil, and any plan that they would pass must be evil. Evil=notgood therefore that plan must not be good, and why would you want to pass a plan that isnt good? So.... our DA of cheeze has linked that it will not solve, and brinked that its passing will kreeate world destruktion, hense the impact of World destruktion.... We have won the DA therefore you must vote aff!!!
Thats how Im going to win, the plan is indestruktable....wait....damn, they might not smell like cheeze.

Remember- All GOOD children go to Heaven.

You know, there are a lot of things in the world which one can go to for entertainment. This, I find, is just one of them. Apart from everyone's semi-coherant ramblings and rantings on everything from scroll lock to my ( as I've entitled it ) "Roto-bed" invention, I find that this is a fun fun, fun place to waste my time. Hee. Ok. By the way - I'm going to start taking interest in when we might go paintballing. I ( and some others ) wanted to go to Ft. Lewis the next time, but we don't have the same leniancy(sp) as we do at OP, and we might as well go to OP when it's cold - so the next next time we go, it'll be at Ft. Lewis. I haven't the slightest notion on what I should be posting about. It's 6.54am .. and I'm on the ever-glorious ZAPme computers which are just so grand, I can't explain how grand they are. Oh, today is December 1st. For those of you who don't know, that's my anniversary with Heather, the first that is. I don't think she knows I know. I was going to get her a, get this, CARD but I forgot to buy it. And to think I had the money to, too. I... dont... know ... what to put. Oh, the play. Asides from Slim's comment on how Aaron would make a better hunch back of notre dame, and my addition that he could be the nude hunchback of notredame - it was, sad to say, OK. Yes, they did an alright job for the first night, however I don't think I'll be making it to the next. Anthony and Drew have just arrived. I forget, I have to get Drew in on this. ..... fasdfnmiapr. There was someone else I wanted to get in it - oh, yes, Mr. goldfish. Today I will be... oh wait, god damnit, there is that meeting for knowledge bowl today. I wanted to go home and play BG2 .. damnit! AHRRRGHG. Ok, so I have to go now. By the way - for those of you NEW ... you have to hit 'post & publish' at the top, not just post.