[prancing on the shores of illusions]

So... here i was, talking to chrissie and bonnie, and watching random ass dating shows.

"OH GOD, why JEFF"

simple -- because we don't have cable and at this time of night, on a saturday, since i have been studying and don't have anybody around that i want to hang out with tonight (mostly cause i've hung out almost all nights this week)

And plus... it's seriously hilarious... i can't explain it, and nobody here will believe me... but i was rolling on the floor dying...

and as i was rolling on the floor... i saw these people:




Now... you are probably wondering... "why are you posting about these people sitting around looking at each other all happy and stuff?"

Because, they were on a genital herpes commerical.

So i was thinking... they seem awfully happy...

and then next thing i know... they are scampering on the beach:




Wow... that makes me want genital herpes. I want to scamper carefree like that! How awesome...

Oh wait... no... hold on...




Well now... that doesn't look quite as much fun as scampering on a beach...

but the valtrex commercial didn't say anything about those funny little spores...

then again, they didn't say anything about this either:






Well now... Those Valtrex bastards... i was just about to go out and get myself some Herpes and get a royal injection of fun, excitment, and beach scampering into my life...

Good ol' Google to the rescue.

I hope this has been an informative post about the dangers of believing in Valtrex. Now, you'd think if they were trying to help out, they'd be a little more informative about genital herpes by talking about their drug and less about scampering people. I don't think if i had what is in that picture above that i'd be scampering anywhere. And certainly i wouldn't be like those nutcases in their happy bliss showing myself off.

LOOK AMERICA, i have genital herpes... wanna date?