" Bumps on the penis are one of the most common things guys write in about. In guys who have never been sexually active, there's very little to worry about if small bumps appear on the shaft of the penis or along the rim of the head (the corona). These small bumps are most often Fordyce glands, little sebaceous (grease producing) glands that produce lubrication for the tender skin of the penis, to keep it from drying out and cracking. They're NORMAL, don't cause any problem, and don't need any cure. They're only bothersome to you because you're looking at them closely (and if you look at them closely, you'll see a little dark dot in the center--the gland opening, where the sebum comes out). In some guys, particularly those with oily skin, they may be more prominent than in other guys. Other bumps around the head can be penile pearls (also without any real meaning) or Tyson's glands. "

ah ahahaha.
Jimmoi has a 'bump on the penis' friend

is that his given name? thats why i looked it up.

Its also a ' village ' in Arizona.
go figure.