So I got a new phone, right....

Nice phone, little Motorola.
This is actually my fourth Motorola cell phone, the other three being district equipment (how the first two died is another story altogether), this one being personal.

It came with, and I kid you not, the gayest carrying case on the face of the planet.
Now, I don't mean "gay" as in "happy," I mean "gay" as in "not funny ha-ha, funny queer."

Mmm-Hmm.

Fuck me.

Anyway.....

I think I'll go sharpen a lawnmower blade to kill a guy with.
Mmm-Hmm.