I like that tattoo idea, James. If done right, that would be cool as hell.......I see only one problem with it:

You're kind of a pansy.
Or maybe lightweight would be a better term.

I'm not trying to insult you, I'm just saying....it would take some serious balls to go and get that on your chest and I don't think you've got 'em.
I would do it, but that really just isn't my style. Plus, you'd never see it through the hair.
I admit, you have, on occasion, surprised me with your testicular fortitude, but I'm just saying you're not the tattoo type.
If there is such a thing.

Unless you get it really small....


Either way, it'll never happen.