If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is
"God is crying."
And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is
"Probably because of something you did."


sounds like something Jack would say.
however - unconfirmed, still funny.

also - anyone notice that the blogger date hasnt updated with " the daylight savings bullshit "
I'd buy fireworks.
because I have the money.
but you know what.
I dont know where to buy them.

so in the event someone wants to give me a ride somewhere to get fireworks,
consider them bought.