Yes folks, that's right, its the "Most Vile Thing Imaginable [2002]"! I know you've missed it, so i've decided to bring it back. After all, fun and debaucery was had by all last year. Who can forget Judge Judy's duet with LFO, or big fat Target Woman, or Limp Bizket (don't really know, or care, if i'm spelling that right). It put people at edge with each other, such as the Unions|Anti-Unions debacle that took place for a time...
Yes yes, it is time once again for the "Most Vile Thing Imaginable - [2002]!
So now, without further ado, i present our first entry:
--[ Our first entry for the Most Vile Thing Imaginable was first presented to me in a popular cartoon. It was a funny episode, and i thought it was making fun of a topic by making up a special group that wanted nothing more than to do vile and nasty things to a certain sect of people. I though, "haha" that's funny, because it was...I never realized though, that there truly was such an organization, until for gist of it, i decided to see if it really existed...
and i found that it did. So i present to you, a truly real and serious Most Vile Thing Imaginable [2002]: NAMBLA.
Yes, that's right, I said NAMBLA...where some of you might have heard of them on SouthPark...at least that's where i had heard of them...
Apparently, they are real, and were strong and receiving much charity back in the eighties, and early to mid nineties, until several people opposed them, and showed in court that NAMBLA was receiving tax-payer money from shadow nonprofit organizations...
creepy no?
They no longer exist at their old website, but then again, it isn't too hard to make a new one, is it? and so after some investigation by a good friend of mine who has recently retired from weather broadcasting...the one, the only: Harry Wappler.
That's right, good ol' Harry's back to investigate this NAMBLA nonsense...and investigate he did...
He has already provided us with NAMBLA's new website URL:
http://www.nambla1.de/
Now we can all see how evil NAMBLA is - plus if they have a guestbook, we can fill it full of really really mean things to say...
hey free speech works in two directions my friends..
(i didn't hyperlink that site for two reasons, one i couldn't remember how - and if anyone can remember how to make links, please re-inform me, and two, i didn't want to actually make it seem like we are offering people a free access to NAMBLA, as that would be morally wrong, no?)
In fact, look at this poor young boy, not realizing the ass-raping that he's in for...
According to Harry, youths like these have flocked to NAMBLA from the Catholic Church, guiled into believing that Man-Boy Love means that there will be people there to care and watch over them...
yeah...watch over their asses perhaps...
We must be wary my friends, of this new evil...of this new VILE evil that has arising from the depths and ghettos of human sexuality...
Yes - be wary indeed...because this is only the beginning...
Now, as with last year, I am not the only one who can enter entries into the Most Vile Thing Imaginable contest...
some of our best came from others, like Mr. Jimmoi himself...
so i leave it to you all now.
and remember...when in doubt:
rock the jOe!
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