Wow-Little Collins, that was more disjointed than I would have thought possible, even from you. Have you been smoking your breakfast? Please, either take less of what you’re on, or share more with others.

Good movie-“Caveman’s Valentine” Just see it.

Winter Olympics-“The Qualitative Olympics”
Explain to me how figure skating makes more sense than the Biathalon. Or how about “Ice Dancing?” HOW THE FUCK DOES “ICE DANCING” DESERVE TO BE AN OLYMPIC EVENT?!?!?!?!?!?! Seriously. The biathalon tests actual skill and endurance. Ski, shoot, ski, shoot. It’s not easy, and takes a great deal of (useful) athletic skill to pull off. Ice skating that doesn’t involve conflict-fairly useless. Okay lets look at it this way: put three hockey players and 30 figure skaters in a room; tell me which three dudes walk out. Bingo. Fuck the winter Olympics. Only thing worse than an actual jock is a pansy on skates trying to be a jock.

Know what, fuck the summer Olympics too. I’ll stick to racing, where steroid use is not advantageous. A true team sport. If one guy on the team fucks up, nobody gets paid. There are no guaranteed paychecks in auto racing (except in the higher-up forms, I.E. Formula One, where the drivers get paid per year). There is no “rebuilding year” for racing. Either you won or you didn’t. If you didn’t, you probably won’t get sponsorship next year. AND FUCK NASCAR.

So “Pulp Fiction” is coming on now.

Später.