February 04, 2002

If someone that i know dies in a car accident, should I have to know the type of car they were driving to be able to cry? The flight numbers are totally irrelivant. You don't need to know the minor little details to know that it was a tragedy and that many people lost their lives. And as for the false patriotism, how the hell do you know it's fake? Some people don't know what they have until it's gone. Those of you who think that the flight numbers are really important seem to have something missing...a little thing called empathy.


beautiful attack bonnie - simply beautiful, and also the only good rebuttal against my, and so it seems steven's as well, lack there-of patriotism and up-and-arms about september eleventh. but considering that the " would be shout fest debate " I wanted to ensue didnt much have much going for the " good side " ( that side being the side in which me and steven werent on ) - I figure I can drop it for awhile and revive it at some later date when Jimmoi has a computer or when Bradbury shows up around town or something along those lines. when someone who can BULLSHIT DEBATE comes along to give me and steve a run for our money.

so last night at work I decided to come up with another 'debateable' subject - one that is dear and close to all of our hearts, and which should arouse the interests of even those who dont post on the board as often as they should ( or well, hopefully it would )

unfortunately - zach0 beat me through it with telepathy. I guess he got more than just jism in his brains with our last sexual encounter where I fucked him in the ear. the subject of course, is :

WOMEN


I worked on this a lot last night and came up with some conclusions. Women never look for the logic of things - they mainly do what they feel - a major reason why a woman is not president, as it lurks in everyone's minds that she'll get her period and decide to nuke some poor country like afganistan ( on a slight note - if we had a woman president I do not doubt we'd have a bigger "episode" about september eleventh than we have now ) - they are emotional. to the un-trained eye, they are illogical. but I have found a neat little trick.

Women are the most rational beings on the face of the planet


how is this so? Well what do you do when you lose something? You look for it. And when you have it - you dont look for it, right? And who is always the one looking for " reasons " to things, who is always the one looking for the " logic " behind an action instead of having a tissy-fit and fucking your best friend to get back at you - or burning your favorite collection of daft punk cds when you're off at work because you didnt call one night when you said you were going to but you forgot. Oh - wait - it sure isnt men. That's because men lack logic, and they're always trying to find it. Women, already having logic - store it away and NEVER FUCKING USE IT. So they dont look for the point of any matter. They go with the flow.

Another problem with women is they always size eachother up. Men may do this - but not to the extent of women. Men may size eachother up but everytime they do - it is damn well obvious. It is displayed. In the open. The line is drawn and each combantant/participant knows who is who. With women, there are no lines. There is no specified " contest " and there is nothing displayed. It is all subtle. It is deceptive ( as most and all women are ) - and it deals with subterfuge and the most base thing of all time : looks.

A woman walks into a ballroom party with her man. The man surveys the area and looks for other good looking women to oogle at, or maybe his pals who also got dragged to a dance. The woman takes in a deep breath and walks straight. Why, to make her breasts look larger than they are, of course - being as your breast size is always a " point " against other women. Her dress is critically analyzed and nit-picked apart by everyone who can see it from a distance, but nothing is ever said - even the man she is with - what he is wearing - what he is doing - what he says - what he looks like - how he says things - these things also are taken into consideration as to her " ranking " in this undercover game. Men are like tokens in this aspect. it has always been " notch on the bedpost " for guys - but the social aspect is all for women. and shoes. and the latest style. and hair. and their face. MAKEUP for chroist's sake. Do you think women put on makeup for other men to think they look beautiful? Hell - even when they already have a man they put on makeup - you wonder why? You think it's so that they look good for you, you silly stupid man? Oh hell no - its so that she may look better than some other girl whom she doesnt know - who secretly behind closed doors in the dark she'll call a slut and bullshit to her friends about how she gave head to some guy who nobody knows from a different school. Not only are women rational, which is to imply that although they do have the talent to be reasonable - being that they are born with it they never use it, and never search for it, and never find it of any meaning - it is to state that they are the most irrational beings on the face of the planet. They are crazy in the god-damned head. Just when you think you've got them understood they throw you a curve ball to throw you off and no other reason than that.

As of recently I've joined the ranks of my fellow associate Jimmoi.
Women are to be treated as objects.
Bought, Sold, Traded.
Like poke'mon cards.
Gotta fuck'em all.

As of recently I've also joined the ranks of my fellow associate Michael.
Women are never to be played with in the head.
Never pay attention to anything she says.
And never know their name.

And thats that.
OH! - and if you've noticed there is an option for " blogger pro "
but it costs money.

hum.

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