February 01, 2002

something funny i thought up at work -

you know why you're a sucker?
A big, fat, sucker?

what were the two flight numbers of the september eleventh tragedy? you know you dont know - and you know you're going to quickly look it up and put the answer in the comments just so you can say you knew - because you can " say you cared " - but you didnt. you dont even know the god-damned flight numbers. all you know is that it was a tragedy. on september eleventh. 9 - 1 1, so cried the newspapers, and the radio, and the television. NINE ONE ONE - so cried you, and you bullshitted that you were suffereing from trauma so that you could skip work the next three days - and you donated 5$ on your last ebay purchase - why? because you felt sorry? no - so you could dutifully inform everyone you knew that YOU PERSONALLY had helped out the victims of ... what, what flight numbers? oh - no ... no flight numbers here buddy..

THE TRAGEDY OF SEPTEMBER ELEVENTH



i rest my case.

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