[breakfast]

I think Jimmoi is right...

i imagine it comes in phases or something... first you get a creative idea phase, which is not surprising. Most creative idea phases are at the beginning of something... It's when everything is new, so of course creative ideas are going to flow...

but what about now... well movies have been our for years... and thus all those creative ideas have been relatively used up... It kind of reminds me of a South Park episode where Butters is trying to take over the world, but everytime he comes up with a plan, he is thwarted by a need for originality because he learns that the "Simpson's did it".

It's not just movies either... books, video games, various "win a insert something of value contests...
and to me... of high importance at this time of day... cereal.

Yes... that's right. Cereal.

I considered this today while i was eating these godawful Tony the Tiger's new Cinnamon Crunchers... only it's spelled Cinnamon Krunchers..

before i continue, i need to make a tangent on that:.. (which by the way, may be irrelevant or stupid so if you want, just skip what's in blockquote)

Krunchers!? WTF is that? First of all, it doesn't make sense. Why use the K? Seriously. Does "Tony the Tiger" have a K in his name. No. Not from my recollection. Let's see... T-O-N-Y T-H-E T-I-G-E-R... nope... NO BLOODY FUCKIN' "K".

So then what do we have... well it certainly can't be drawn from the sound he makes.. cause all schoolkids know that tigers make "grrrrrrr" sounds (much like jOe in Choke Mode). He doesn't make K-sounds... he'd be a freakin' retard lion if he did... though with that little red sash (or whatever it is exactly) that he wears around his neck... i suppose that could be a slight possibility.

So where the hell does the K come from? Is it a need to further confuse our population's children? After all, they are the primary eaters of cereal in this country... right? The Japanese are bestest us in terms of education. I wonder if anybody has looked into whether it is caused by crazy Cereal Box Tiger's spelling their fuckin' cereal names wrong!

Maybe Tony is a Kult member. At least that sort of makes sense. Why else use a fuckin' K when you don't need it... when it makes no sense. After all, if he was trying to be kreative, he kould have used k in the beginning part of the fukking name: Kinnamon Krunchers. (now some of you will point out that Kinnamon and Cinnamon sound kompletely different. To that i say, screw you... but if that wouldn't suffice, then you kould always spell it Ksinnamon... and the bloody k kould be silent like in the word "know".) Why not?

Well, it can't be about being creative... at least i hope not... that would be lame. Rather, it has to be kultist. Tony's a kult member. Go figure. I never much liked that blasted tiger. By having only one K, he must be drawing in only a 1/3 of america's youth, promising them fun if they join up and support anything that has at least one K in it's name... this way he doesn't rile up the suspicions of the other 2/3's or the parents. Smart move you fuckin' bastard Tiger.

Cereal is no longer unique. If you ask me, cereal is doing this whole copying and cut and paste thing far more than Hollywood seems to. This stupid Cinnamon Krnuchers is only the tip of an ever growing Ice Berg. Cereal used to be a haven of fun and exciting breakfast choices. Now we have Choco- this and Mashmellow-that... in cereals we never even asked to have these things. There was a chocolate flakes cereal once... again put out by whore Tony the Tiger.

There is also Cinnamon Crunch Krispex...
what the fuck is that all about. Weren't Krispex supposed to be the more nutricious breakfast cereal...

It's all so unnerving.

I mean yes, it was kind of cool when Rise Krispies (i wonder about that K as well), came out with Coco Rice Krispies... but even that wasn't necessary... there was already Coco-pebbles. (Which rules, by the way).

I hate this trend. It sucks. I want original cereals, not a cereal that if i look carefully enough, i find the exact same cereal with a different name. Cinnamon Krunchers... you fucking cereal, you might want to call yourselfs Cinnamon Toast Crunch... oh wait... IT BLOODY ALREADY EXISTS!!!