Argghhh... I know what will make me happy recording slugs. yessss.... Here he is to save the day Mrrr.... .SSSSSSlllugggggg... hehe. BTW my vcr ate my cky2k tape, my day has not been a good one. I learned that i am not getting any thing useful for christmas, oh yeah thats right im jewish i dont celebrate christmas. fuckers. mmmm.... chocolate milk yummmm. Well, i should go to the supermall and buy some kabuki dolls. that would be neat. Im done rambling and making not much sense. sooo.. later.
ninja penguin
November 16, 2000
As Aaron suggested that I would, I am going to post my ... spiel that I came up with in first period just because the pen I was writing with wrote so well that I had to write something with it. You know the feeling you get when you have a pen that justs writes so good you draw all the time with it, just because writing with it feels good. Anywho....
. The number one problem many students have is so self evident that it isn't funny. Not only do students suffer from it, but teachers do as well. The problem I have just explained to you, and you should now realise that you suffer from this problem as well. Teachers and Students, these relationships between people do not exist. There is no such thing as a teacher, no such thing as a student. As all students are teachers, and all teachers are students. They, like buying and selling, are two sides of one coin.
. The problem is that nobody accepts that for what it is. To a student a teacher is an authority figure of whom they must absorb knowledge from. The flow of information in a Teacher/Student relationship is noto bidirectional. This does not only apply in a school enviroment. Our whole society is based on a Teacher/Student mentality. Activities on all fronts, however, would be greatly improved if the concept of Student and Teacher were eradicated.
. A kike (or any other religious/racial slur) is a slur for someone being Jewish. Being a Jew (or any other religion/race) should be a slur for someone being human, much the same as Teacher & Student are. When you hear that someone is jewish you don't hear "they have a family, job, etc...." you hear "they are unlike me." What is the difference when you travel in the United States between North Dakota and South Dakota? A borderline. Common terms like Jew, Student & Teacher are mental borderlines which seperate people from eachother. People are people.
. When you hear teacher you hear "someone who knows more than me, whom I will learn from." When you hear student you hear "someone who subjects themselves to the whim of a teacher." Neither of these terms correctly define any relationship between people, as these are forced mentalities.
. What I mean by forced is that they are unnatural conditions placed upon the human mind. In the Dark Ages, possibly even before, the concept of Mentor/Apprentice was developed. This Mentor/Apprentice mentality has worked it's way through the years to be known to us at the Teacher/Student mentality.
. This is the problem, our manner of thinking is, in itself, outdated and essentially designed for the Dark Ages. In the Dark Ages life was so harsh and intelligence so scarce that embracing a Mentor/Apprentice mentality was the only way anything could ever get done. We have just now begun a new milleniea with mentalities that are not up to standard with our physical technology, benifits, and capabilities.
. Our average lifespan has increased a hell of a lot ( dont know exact specifics ), Computers have made communication on mass scales over long distances easier than preparing dinner for oneself, and the number of people readily available to get things done is astonishing. It is true that the Teacher/Student mentality can work, as it worked in the Dark Ages. However difficult it may be, however, we must as a species in it's entirety, change our mentality from an outdated one to one fit for our time, and our needs. Not for the needs of the Dark Ages.
. People have an amazing ability to retain knowledge & patching them together in a network. An example of this wouuld be the following: *there is a term for it, but I don't have the term :|
. Dogs. Dogs are animals. A lion is an animal. Lions live in Africa. Africa is a continent. Continents are formed by tectonic plates, which are moved by magma under the Earth's crust. Earth is found in the Sol system, third planet from it's star. It is also the only planet in it's system to contain life forms, such as Dogs.
. These connections between all aspects of gathered information aren't 'solid' information, but the larger the base of information is, the higher chance of deriving knowledge from the information is. With each human being a gatherer of information, and the technology we are developing in means of communication - we can break ourselves free of Dark Age mentalities.
. With a combined pool of knowledge I would believe that any task can be achieved more efficiently, productively, and timely. Imagine a learning enviroment such as a math class. The teacher first gives each student a problem, and then tells them to solve for the answer. If a student has a question in how to do the problem, he gets the teacher's attention and the teacher explains what the student is doing wrong. If another student has a different problem, they must wait. If four different students with four different problems want the teacher's attention, only one can have it at one time. This is inefficient, unproductive, and of course untimely.
. With the concept of a pooled-information base learning enviroments have no Teacher. Each person involved functions as both teacher and student. Thus is the natrual mindframe of humanity. As a collective, where one student may have problems - instead of waiting for the teacher to address it, another student would be there to help him/her. The learning enviroment in essense becomes a self-teaching group.
. I whole-heartedly believe this is the manner in which we were not only meant to function, but that we should function as a whole. Objectivism and other such idealogies are the plague of our entire species. The concept of self is important, this is true, however not important as to make any one person of more value than all persons. Things that promote blatant individualism should be eradicated. To quote a well known saying : "No man is an island."
. Why has it seemed I've strayed from Teacher/Student mentality ranting? Because that's only the tip of the iceberg as compared to the problem I've addressed in the previous paragraph. We are trapped, mentally, by thinking since we aren't all joined at the hip, that we aren't all joined in the mind. Mythology proves this, and like dogs parking at themselves when looking in mirrors - we haven't gotten to realise that no matter how different we are, the similiarities drastically outweigh the differences.
. I am hoping something comes to move us all in the general direction of what I've written here. I'm expecting it to be the antithesis to Capatilism, and I'm looking forward for the zeitgeist to just show up. But will there even be a zeitgeist, or will we be beaten upside the head by technology to realise that we ourselves need to be 'upgraded' in a mental sense?
.... guh.... talk about long eh?
. The number one problem many students have is so self evident that it isn't funny. Not only do students suffer from it, but teachers do as well. The problem I have just explained to you, and you should now realise that you suffer from this problem as well. Teachers and Students, these relationships between people do not exist. There is no such thing as a teacher, no such thing as a student. As all students are teachers, and all teachers are students. They, like buying and selling, are two sides of one coin.
. The problem is that nobody accepts that for what it is. To a student a teacher is an authority figure of whom they must absorb knowledge from. The flow of information in a Teacher/Student relationship is noto bidirectional. This does not only apply in a school enviroment. Our whole society is based on a Teacher/Student mentality. Activities on all fronts, however, would be greatly improved if the concept of Student and Teacher were eradicated.
. A kike (or any other religious/racial slur) is a slur for someone being Jewish. Being a Jew (or any other religion/race) should be a slur for someone being human, much the same as Teacher & Student are. When you hear that someone is jewish you don't hear "they have a family, job, etc...." you hear "they are unlike me." What is the difference when you travel in the United States between North Dakota and South Dakota? A borderline. Common terms like Jew, Student & Teacher are mental borderlines which seperate people from eachother. People are people.
. When you hear teacher you hear "someone who knows more than me, whom I will learn from." When you hear student you hear "someone who subjects themselves to the whim of a teacher." Neither of these terms correctly define any relationship between people, as these are forced mentalities.
. What I mean by forced is that they are unnatural conditions placed upon the human mind. In the Dark Ages, possibly even before, the concept of Mentor/Apprentice was developed. This Mentor/Apprentice mentality has worked it's way through the years to be known to us at the Teacher/Student mentality.
. This is the problem, our manner of thinking is, in itself, outdated and essentially designed for the Dark Ages. In the Dark Ages life was so harsh and intelligence so scarce that embracing a Mentor/Apprentice mentality was the only way anything could ever get done. We have just now begun a new milleniea with mentalities that are not up to standard with our physical technology, benifits, and capabilities.
. Our average lifespan has increased a hell of a lot ( dont know exact specifics ), Computers have made communication on mass scales over long distances easier than preparing dinner for oneself, and the number of people readily available to get things done is astonishing. It is true that the Teacher/Student mentality can work, as it worked in the Dark Ages. However difficult it may be, however, we must as a species in it's entirety, change our mentality from an outdated one to one fit for our time, and our needs. Not for the needs of the Dark Ages.
. People have an amazing ability to retain knowledge & patching them together in a network. An example of this wouuld be the following: *there is a term for it, but I don't have the term :|
. Dogs. Dogs are animals. A lion is an animal. Lions live in Africa. Africa is a continent. Continents are formed by tectonic plates, which are moved by magma under the Earth's crust. Earth is found in the Sol system, third planet from it's star. It is also the only planet in it's system to contain life forms, such as Dogs.
. These connections between all aspects of gathered information aren't 'solid' information, but the larger the base of information is, the higher chance of deriving knowledge from the information is. With each human being a gatherer of information, and the technology we are developing in means of communication - we can break ourselves free of Dark Age mentalities.
. With a combined pool of knowledge I would believe that any task can be achieved more efficiently, productively, and timely. Imagine a learning enviroment such as a math class. The teacher first gives each student a problem, and then tells them to solve for the answer. If a student has a question in how to do the problem, he gets the teacher's attention and the teacher explains what the student is doing wrong. If another student has a different problem, they must wait. If four different students with four different problems want the teacher's attention, only one can have it at one time. This is inefficient, unproductive, and of course untimely.
. With the concept of a pooled-information base learning enviroments have no Teacher. Each person involved functions as both teacher and student. Thus is the natrual mindframe of humanity. As a collective, where one student may have problems - instead of waiting for the teacher to address it, another student would be there to help him/her. The learning enviroment in essense becomes a self-teaching group.
. I whole-heartedly believe this is the manner in which we were not only meant to function, but that we should function as a whole. Objectivism and other such idealogies are the plague of our entire species. The concept of self is important, this is true, however not important as to make any one person of more value than all persons. Things that promote blatant individualism should be eradicated. To quote a well known saying : "No man is an island."
. Why has it seemed I've strayed from Teacher/Student mentality ranting? Because that's only the tip of the iceberg as compared to the problem I've addressed in the previous paragraph. We are trapped, mentally, by thinking since we aren't all joined at the hip, that we aren't all joined in the mind. Mythology proves this, and like dogs parking at themselves when looking in mirrors - we haven't gotten to realise that no matter how different we are, the similiarities drastically outweigh the differences.
. I am hoping something comes to move us all in the general direction of what I've written here. I'm expecting it to be the antithesis to Capatilism, and I'm looking forward for the zeitgeist to just show up. But will there even be a zeitgeist, or will we be beaten upside the head by technology to realise that we ourselves need to be 'upgraded' in a mental sense?
.... guh.... talk about long eh?
Who dis Tuttle?
I agree with Collins. It's even worse at the junior highs. The raging hormones block any trace of intelligence they may have.......and not to sound like some kind of wierdo, but some of them junior high girls could get a guy in DEEP trouble......if any of you guys over 18 know what I refer to...if you don't then nevermind and go away. But seriously if you were at a party.....................jail time isn't cool.
Back to the point.
A lot of it isn't as much stupidity as apathy.
The combination of the two is really dangerous.
But then you run into the vocal, proactive idiots. Like Will Carney. Anyone know that dipshit? He really got on my nerves when I worked with him this summer. AND he's one of Wiard's little lackies. telling me and the other tech the password to deepfreeze right in front of a bunch of students........look for 219 to be having bigger problems soon.
Another thing I've noticed is that almost all of the ACT (Advisory Council for Technology) people in the schools, who teacher's first line of contact in case of computer problems, are usually the biggest idiots on campus. That shit really pisses us off. It's hard to do your job when you have some dipshit teacher who knows nothing about computers is insulting you in the work orders he turns in and fucking stuff up when you turn your back.
But its not all of them.
But what doesn't make sense to me is that some people are all up in arms about wanting PCs. It's stupid to have anything but Macs in elementary and junior high schools. Macs don't have problems like anything running windows will. Anyone that wants to argue Win 9x/nt is better, do my job for a month. Unless you are running CAD/CAM software and equipment, Mac OS will do everything you want and better, because it is a lot more stabil and much less prone to corruption. Don't even try to argue, you haven't got a leg to stand on if you haven't worked extensively with both.
Ok so I've said my piece for now.
Later.
I agree with Collins. It's even worse at the junior highs. The raging hormones block any trace of intelligence they may have.......and not to sound like some kind of wierdo, but some of them junior high girls could get a guy in DEEP trouble......if any of you guys over 18 know what I refer to...if you don't then nevermind and go away. But seriously if you were at a party.....................jail time isn't cool.
Back to the point.
A lot of it isn't as much stupidity as apathy.
The combination of the two is really dangerous.
But then you run into the vocal, proactive idiots. Like Will Carney. Anyone know that dipshit? He really got on my nerves when I worked with him this summer. AND he's one of Wiard's little lackies. telling me and the other tech the password to deepfreeze right in front of a bunch of students........look for 219 to be having bigger problems soon.
Another thing I've noticed is that almost all of the ACT (Advisory Council for Technology) people in the schools, who teacher's first line of contact in case of computer problems, are usually the biggest idiots on campus. That shit really pisses us off. It's hard to do your job when you have some dipshit teacher who knows nothing about computers is insulting you in the work orders he turns in and fucking stuff up when you turn your back.
But its not all of them.
But what doesn't make sense to me is that some people are all up in arms about wanting PCs. It's stupid to have anything but Macs in elementary and junior high schools. Macs don't have problems like anything running windows will. Anyone that wants to argue Win 9x/nt is better, do my job for a month. Unless you are running CAD/CAM software and equipment, Mac OS will do everything you want and better, because it is a lot more stabil and much less prone to corruption. Don't even try to argue, you haven't got a leg to stand on if you haven't worked extensively with both.
Ok so I've said my piece for now.
Later.
Jamdigga and not mud must help me with my ingenious plan to assassinate Mr Tuttle. hehehe. I was in the ninth grade when that happened it wasnt my fault. It was all hormones. kwapaa.... This is on none of the subjects that they are talking about but, i dont care. I have decided that screw taking it slow with relationships girls dont want that. They seem to want gay guys like tuttle. Need a gun. sorry. for being a dick head hes annoying. argghhh...
Ninja Penguin.
Ninja Penguin.
It has come to my attention that the general populous of this school is lacking something. I haven't figured out what it was, oh -- wait, Intelligence? Not only that, but I've sadly become very ... very... very tired in a very brief period of time. I think it was something along the lines of a girl asking "Whats the difference between lock-down, a fire-drill, and an earthquake?" that just sapped me of all strength. Does being around stupid people make one loose strength? I don't know. And Aaron has made me realise that I should be responding to good ol' miss fetish, so I should address that at this moment - although I am tired, apathetic, and ... no, not misanthropic... I'd say... oh. tired. yes, again. tired.
Why do I tell them how bad I am, why they shouldnt be with me, why I am not worthy of a second glance
i'll say this, a quote I came up with which was very witty - but I soon after stopped using because nobody got it.
The lower your expectations are, the higher your achievements seem to be.
I don't know if that applies. Wait. Errr. What? Ok. maybe I should do this later. Yes, I will.
Why do I tell them how bad I am, why they shouldnt be with me, why I am not worthy of a second glance
i'll say this, a quote I came up with which was very witty - but I soon after stopped using because nobody got it.
The lower your expectations are, the higher your achievements seem to be.
I don't know if that applies. Wait. Errr. What? Ok. maybe I should do this later. Yes, I will.
November 15, 2000
There was recently an Initiative (which passed) to up the teacher pay, I don't know the exact numbers however. And looking at the payscale you've supplied I can't say I understand that any either... my concept of how much a 1$ REALLY means is worth nothing, because I have no job, no taxes, and so on.
This compells me to try and get Schwimmer in on this, just because she'd give insite on teacher pay - but I won't go to that extreme. I didn't vote for teacher pay raises, but this is coming from the person who also didn't vote for the banning of traps to kill animals. I say kill the blasted animals. But... I digress.
In the event that you make more than a teacher, wherein a teacher has had more college 'investment' shall we say, I do agree they should be payed more. You see? They should have had Bradbury doing the Inititave explaining and I would have voted to raise their pay. heh. ;)
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on a minor note, taurus_127_5183k@hotmail.com has been invited to join our slug debate program. & if you're reading this you should too, damnit! I also changed it from being reversed to sequential order. tell me what you think is better, reversed or not. I also got to add my 'fuck you' to http://urbanbliss.org/fucku/ .. and put a link on the side to it. At the moment it really hasn't "got big" but I'm expecting it to increase in popularity real soon ... go there, post a fuck you, and use http://come.to/slugs as your URL. Get traffic coming to here! That is all.
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This compells me to try and get Schwimmer in on this, just because she'd give insite on teacher pay - but I won't go to that extreme. I didn't vote for teacher pay raises, but this is coming from the person who also didn't vote for the banning of traps to kill animals. I say kill the blasted animals. But... I digress.
In the event that you make more than a teacher, wherein a teacher has had more college 'investment' shall we say, I do agree they should be payed more. You see? They should have had Bradbury doing the Inititave explaining and I would have voted to raise their pay. heh. ;)
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on a minor note, taurus_127_5183k@hotmail.com has been invited to join our slug debate program. & if you're reading this you should too, damnit! I also changed it from being reversed to sequential order. tell me what you think is better, reversed or not. I also got to add my 'fuck you' to http://urbanbliss.org/fucku/ .. and put a link on the side to it. At the moment it really hasn't "got big" but I'm expecting it to increase in popularity real soon ... go there, post a fuck you, and use http://come.to/slugs as your URL. Get traffic coming to here! That is all.
]
Ok I just remembered what I was pissed about earlier.
Why, can anyone answer me, are there so many increadibly STUPID people teaching in our schools?
I understand that the lack of pay is a big part
I mean, I make more than most teachers-$31,000 a year-and all I do is fix computers and shit all day. (that figure is not take-home. After taxes, retirement, medical, union dues, all that BS, I'm looking at less than $23,000 take-home. Shitty, huh?)
AND what I make is entry-level, government pay. If I got the same two-year degrees as my co-workers, and went out into the private world, I'd make even more.
Ok, so to sum it up, a teacher must have at least 4 years of college. Check out the teacher's pay scale: http://www.bethel.wednet.edu/District/human_resources/payscale.htm
They get the shaft.
Why, can anyone answer me, are there so many increadibly STUPID people teaching in our schools?
I understand that the lack of pay is a big part
I mean, I make more than most teachers-$31,000 a year-and all I do is fix computers and shit all day. (that figure is not take-home. After taxes, retirement, medical, union dues, all that BS, I'm looking at less than $23,000 take-home. Shitty, huh?)
AND what I make is entry-level, government pay. If I got the same two-year degrees as my co-workers, and went out into the private world, I'd make even more.
Ok, so to sum it up, a teacher must have at least 4 years of college. Check out the teacher's pay scale: http://www.bethel.wednet.edu/District/human_resources/payscale.htm
They get the shaft.
Yeah what happened to your windshield is called thermal shock.
The opposite is how they temper safety gas. They hit still-hot windows with a blast of liquid nitrogen. This causes the outside of the glass to cool (shrink) quicker, and causes internal tension in the glass, making it a great deal stronger. Until the outside is damaged, then it breaks into little bits.
Just another useless hunk of info stored in the my head. I have many others.
ANYWAY.....
How the hell is everyone?
(those of you I know mainly, but anyone else feel free to answer)
How many of you are in school, and what are the rest of you doing?
And Collins, I'll try and post every night, since my job makes me deal with all kinds of stuff, I seem to be full of insight lately. (lets not talk about what I'm full of normally)
The opposite is how they temper safety gas. They hit still-hot windows with a blast of liquid nitrogen. This causes the outside of the glass to cool (shrink) quicker, and causes internal tension in the glass, making it a great deal stronger. Until the outside is damaged, then it breaks into little bits.
Just another useless hunk of info stored in the my head. I have many others.
ANYWAY.....
How the hell is everyone?
(those of you I know mainly, but anyone else feel free to answer)
How many of you are in school, and what are the rest of you doing?
And Collins, I'll try and post every night, since my job makes me deal with all kinds of stuff, I seem to be full of insight lately. (lets not talk about what I'm full of normally)
also. today I heard someone say " buttsex? "
I laughed, and thought of Jimmy.
but then I realised someone was ripping him off.
I was disgruntled.
but then I laughed.
Next I run into Jimmy, or if he reads this, he'll see why I laugh.
One day, long ago he told me people said : " Tza! "
I was disgruntled.
Now i'll get to tell him people say " buttsex? " as commonly as "Hi there."
and laugh some more.
By the way, if you are posting here - whatever www.blogger.com has done - has made it SLUX.
SLUX is a combonation of Slow and Sux.
The servers take forever now to generate / upload :\
I laughed, and thought of Jimmy.
but then I realised someone was ripping him off.
I was disgruntled.
but then I laughed.
Next I run into Jimmy, or if he reads this, he'll see why I laugh.
One day, long ago he told me people said : " Tza! "
I was disgruntled.
Now i'll get to tell him people say " buttsex? " as commonly as "Hi there."
and laugh some more.
By the way, if you are posting here - whatever www.blogger.com has done - has made it SLUX.
SLUX is a combonation of Slow and Sux.
The servers take forever now to generate / upload :\
I've just sent Mr. R an invitation to post here. I hope to gather Napster's email address by tomorrow and get him on this as well... that is, if he has a computer to work from. A side note : Today I saw a commercial which popularized "Home Computers" ... and the concept confused me. How many of you out there have computers where you 'share' the computer with your ENTIRE family? I wouldn't be able to take it. From the age of around 7-9 I've had my own computer (which at the time was a packard bell, and packard bells suck. a lot) I found it funny, very funny - that people buy computers on impulse these days -- not because they need it, as much as everyone else is getting a computer so they better as well.
I laugh at all of you out there having to share your computer with the rest of your family. & I also laugh at anyone who buys the game Frogger 2 for a PC to play on. I don't laugh if you've already bought it, played it, and have fun playing it. You are too far beyond laughing at. You are fit to be our president or a teacher at a public school. Hell, write news reports.
I've realised plenty of the 'news' that is fed to the public is a crock of shit.
" Panem et Circences " - Bread and Circuses.
I have it written on my wall.
Remember that always.
As long as you've got food in your stomache, and clowns to laugh at - everything's fine. ah hah. hah hah. hah.
In other news, What everyone wants to do with the _____.:::รณ idea I'm not against, but it strays from the original reason I tried to get this together ( and is horribly, horribly failing at ). If you've gotten an invitation to this - I've given it to you because I respect your opinion, and would like you to contribute. I know, it's difficult at this moment in time - but with the Idea's that both Aaron (Whitechocolate) and Jake (not here yet) have contributed, I plan to make things much easier. I'm working on the site even as we speak. Or well, it should be done by this weekend.
I don't want to go to school tomorrow. But damnit, I'm going to have to. I think I'm going to go shoot myself now.
- bang.
I laugh at all of you out there having to share your computer with the rest of your family. & I also laugh at anyone who buys the game Frogger 2 for a PC to play on. I don't laugh if you've already bought it, played it, and have fun playing it. You are too far beyond laughing at. You are fit to be our president or a teacher at a public school. Hell, write news reports.
I've realised plenty of the 'news' that is fed to the public is a crock of shit.
" Panem et Circences " - Bread and Circuses.
I have it written on my wall.
Remember that always.
As long as you've got food in your stomache, and clowns to laugh at - everything's fine. ah hah. hah hah. hah.
In other news, What everyone wants to do with the _____.:::รณ idea I'm not against, but it strays from the original reason I tried to get this together ( and is horribly, horribly failing at ). If you've gotten an invitation to this - I've given it to you because I respect your opinion, and would like you to contribute. I know, it's difficult at this moment in time - but with the Idea's that both Aaron (Whitechocolate) and Jake (not here yet) have contributed, I plan to make things much easier. I'm working on the site even as we speak. Or well, it should be done by this weekend.
I don't want to go to school tomorrow. But damnit, I'm going to have to. I think I'm going to go shoot myself now.
- bang.
well..... it's 6.54am, and I'm at school, and I'm tired, and I'm hungry, and I really dont feel like being at school today, and I am cold - because it was (when I passed the thermostat last night) 27 degrees. When does water freeze? I don't know, but 27 degrees is when I freeze, damnit. A---..... Jamdigga had a post here... and raw fishE doesn't ever. ( sigh ) No rest for those who toil.
November 13, 2000
Also, because I seem to be so very bored - ...
Two more things :
1. I am the only one who posts here. No, correction, I am the only person who posts more than 1 line, and about something that has some relivance. I feel sad. I don't care. I have fun. Screw you all. Burn in hell. ha ha ha.
2. Aaron, Jake and I have come up with some plans for " http://come.to/slugs ". You'll see those plans soon enough, so check back. it'll feature the following : slug gifs. slug movies. slug songs. slug poems. slug recipes. slug jokes. slug pornography. slug stories. slug t-shirts, and not to forget.... MR. SLUG
Two more things :
1. I am the only one who posts here. No, correction, I am the only person who posts more than 1 line, and about something that has some relivance. I feel sad. I don't care. I have fun. Screw you all. Burn in hell. ha ha ha.
2. Aaron, Jake and I have come up with some plans for " http://come.to/slugs ". You'll see those plans soon enough, so check back. it'll feature the following : slug gifs. slug movies. slug songs. slug poems. slug recipes. slug jokes. slug pornography. slug stories. slug t-shirts, and not to forget.... MR. SLUG
Today on the way home my mother began bitching at me for not having a job, again. I always tell her the same thing - but it never seems to soak in. All of my associates have gotten jobs because they have gotten cars, they didnt pay for the cars, their parents did. The car therefore allows them to 'go out' and get a job.
My father however, has decided to move us to Roy. Him being anti-social it's a perfect fit, as Roy is in the middle of nowhere (although quickly developing because it's up here in WA... much to his dismay). So I'm in the middle of nowhere and I'm suppose to get a job. Jobs happen to be at least 4 miles away, so to get to the job I'd have to walk some umpteen number of miles.
Or maybe it's just because I'm lazy? eh heh.
Oh well. A funny thing I thought up while on the toilet today was a question for any self-proclaimed feminist. Ask a feminist to name the woman who sewed the first American flag, that - or what George Washington's wife's name was. I found it amusing that the majority of feminists wouldnt be able to tell you.
Another thing I happened to think up today was about the electoral college. Seems there is a bunch of buzz around talking about constitutional amendments eliminating the electoral colleges. After talking in #infantry ( yes, sadly, #infantry ) I have come to the conclusion that direct elections would be disasterous.... and the two reasons being :
1. It would make the states of which are suppose to be equal exactly the opposite. Where-ever there were a lot of people then that state would have the most power on national elections.
2. It would give the opportunity for anyone in a majority to 'take over' the governement. The electoral college is the 'check/balance' on the PEOPLE, the people being a branch of government. I dont see why I never thought that people were a brance of government, since you've got your Legislative, Judicial, and Executive. You're probably wondering how people need to be 'check/balanced'. Well figure this, I think right at the brink of the depression there was a huge number of KKK members, and there were a helluva lot of them. Say there gets to be a whole hell of a lot of Neo-nazis in our country, and they count for the majority of people. Guess what buddy? Without electoral colleges to make sure that the fourth brance ( repeat : people ) is check/balance then we'd have another Hitler running the United States of America. I'm sure the majority party (neo-nazi) would have no problem with cooking up Jews, mixed races, and other such people they don't like.
Electoral colleges were designed for a blasted reason.
My father however, has decided to move us to Roy. Him being anti-social it's a perfect fit, as Roy is in the middle of nowhere (although quickly developing because it's up here in WA... much to his dismay). So I'm in the middle of nowhere and I'm suppose to get a job. Jobs happen to be at least 4 miles away, so to get to the job I'd have to walk some umpteen number of miles.
Or maybe it's just because I'm lazy? eh heh.
Oh well. A funny thing I thought up while on the toilet today was a question for any self-proclaimed feminist. Ask a feminist to name the woman who sewed the first American flag, that - or what George Washington's wife's name was. I found it amusing that the majority of feminists wouldnt be able to tell you.
Another thing I happened to think up today was about the electoral college. Seems there is a bunch of buzz around talking about constitutional amendments eliminating the electoral colleges. After talking in #infantry ( yes, sadly, #infantry ) I have come to the conclusion that direct elections would be disasterous.... and the two reasons being :
1. It would make the states of which are suppose to be equal exactly the opposite. Where-ever there were a lot of people then that state would have the most power on national elections.
2. It would give the opportunity for anyone in a majority to 'take over' the governement. The electoral college is the 'check/balance' on the PEOPLE, the people being a branch of government. I dont see why I never thought that people were a brance of government, since you've got your Legislative, Judicial, and Executive. You're probably wondering how people need to be 'check/balanced'. Well figure this, I think right at the brink of the depression there was a huge number of KKK members, and there were a helluva lot of them. Say there gets to be a whole hell of a lot of Neo-nazis in our country, and they count for the majority of people. Guess what buddy? Without electoral colleges to make sure that the fourth brance ( repeat : people ) is check/balance then we'd have another Hitler running the United States of America. I'm sure the majority party (neo-nazi) would have no problem with cooking up Jews, mixed races, and other such people they don't like.
Electoral colleges were designed for a blasted reason.
Well, it seems as if Aaron, whom I had attempted to get into my ... slugs collaboration idea -- has disbanded from my entire ... ahh "troupe" and ran off to make some anti-slug, or other such nonsense of a concept, blog for himself. I here-in require, and mandate, that all persons who participate in this glorious (and obviously better than Aaron's blog) collaborate to never ever EVER go to his site, website, blog, blogger, anything else, and disacknowledge his existance whenever possible.
Exactly. Also : Aaron is a poo head, Aaron is a poo head. Neener neener neener, neener, neener. Poo head Aaron.
... Hah, I've resorted to name calling. Aaron is responsible for old people. Vote for me, I wont mess with social security.
Jake nods his head in agreement, and if Jake agrees, then all should agree.
Oh - on a lighter note, today I went around school with a "Who let the slugs out" advertisement.
If YOU know ME and YOU want to join THIS then send me email at nummer1mud@icqmail.com
And if you dont know me, and you read all about Sappy Tree Stumps.... You should know I didn't write that.
It's actually an online .... 'sensual' magazine that is published by Capcom.
Yes, Capcom - those who brought the loveable character Mega Man.... and I think they did Street Fighter as well.
.... I must leave now.
Remember, Let loose the slugs, disacknowledge Aaron's existance, and ... uh........
...... errr....
yup.
Exactly. Also : Aaron is a poo head, Aaron is a poo head. Neener neener neener, neener, neener. Poo head Aaron.
... Hah, I've resorted to name calling. Aaron is responsible for old people. Vote for me, I wont mess with social security.
Jake nods his head in agreement, and if Jake agrees, then all should agree.
Oh - on a lighter note, today I went around school with a "Who let the slugs out" advertisement.
If YOU know ME and YOU want to join THIS then send me email at nummer1mud@icqmail.com
And if you dont know me, and you read all about Sappy Tree Stumps.... You should know I didn't write that.
It's actually an online .... 'sensual' magazine that is published by Capcom.
Yes, Capcom - those who brought the loveable character Mega Man.... and I think they did Street Fighter as well.
.... I must leave now.
Remember, Let loose the slugs, disacknowledge Aaron's existance, and ... uh........
...... errr....
yup.
November 12, 2000
... I figured I should explain about the whole brice/teevee thing.
Raw Fishe: buttsex? yea...i pissed a lot of people off this week, wooo. so im reverting to reherring account today.
Mud: like who huh, like who? who huh? who?
Raw Fishe: people. hehe. i pissed them off good. hehe.
Mud: huh, who ... who huh, who?
Raw Fishe: why?
Mud: Do not question your supperiors
Raw Fishe: fuck you administrator!!!
Raw Fishe: i am my own man! i want my life back! you cloned the wronge man!
Mud: youz foired
Raw Fishe: g'bye
Mud .... ....... uh. no. .... youza dead. this is all a dream. a fantastic dreams with raddishes. and ... and pulling stuff out of the ground. and goombas.... yes... a dream.
Mud: sukkafish?
Mud: ...... as his hand slid down her white milky thigh he thought to himself : man oh man, im going to get some action tonight.
Mud: old penis wrinkles on rye bread
Mud: as he lifted up her short, short skirt and saw the buttocks he had been craving for, for so long, he thought to himself: "Man oh man demz some good buttocks to stare at."
She screamed, but nobody could hear her, because she had a large tube sock stuck in her mouth. Poor poor sally.
Excerpt from Sappy Tree Stumps
Mud: "mmmpfh, mmpfh, unnNng, auugh, Ooh!" - she moaned to his thrusts. Her hands were sticky with sap, and her breasts smelled like oak.
She was tricked into bending over the sappy oak tree when Billy had asked her to get a beach ball he had thrown on the other side of it. Little did she know that she'd have plenty of "balls" to content with after she had bent over.
Excerpt from : Sappy Tree Stumps
Mud: And then brice came in and realised that Sally was being mollested by Billy... so brice threw billy to the ground and then, before he could beat up billy the mollester, was enthralled by the ass of Sally, and had to squeeze it. next thing you know, Brice and Billy were giving Sally the ol' In-and-out over the old sappy oak tree, Brice having removed the sock an billy got the other end.
Poor sally.
Excerpt from : Sappy Tree Stumps
Mud: And then, in the middle of it all - Brice got a funny idea in his head.... "What If I bent Billy over the tree stump too?" ... So, while Billy wasn't looking, Brice grabed him and threw him over the sappy oak.
Brice then had his way with both Billy, and Sally. Even Billy's nipples were sticky with sap, while Sally was almost through.
Excerpt from : Sappy Tree Stumps
Raw Fishe: wtf? did you write that, or you soundit at some weirdwebsite./.
Raw Fishe: you sappy sappy tree
Raw Fishe: ... well into the throes of drug addiction by the time she was thriteen, Drew Barrymore attemtped suicide by cutting her wrist with a kitchen knife. key word: attempted. buggah!
Mud: key word : kitchen.
------------------
"In other news, the winter this year will be cold, cold cold." The newslady on the television reported.
Brice clicked off the teevee and looked back to his two prisoners.
"You see? It's good I built this shelter, my balls shall not shrivel this year!!" He exclaimed at them.
He grabbed billy by the leg, and dragged him into the other room. Sally was left to hear the "Ungs!" and "OOMFs!" and "OOAHRs!" from the other room.
She knew she had to get out, but how?
Excerpt from : Sappy Tree Stumps
Raw Fishe: dude!
Raw Fishe: uhm...rosemary clooney was addicted to prescrption drug and, after two embattled marriages to Jose Ferer, was admitted to a psyc ward. francis coppola takes lithium!
Raw Fishe: hehe, francis.
Mud: key word : mega mega white thing.
--------------------------------
The used rubbers! Of course! Sally could make use of the used rubbers and rub them together to make a fire, in turn burning the ropes which bound her from freedom. FREEDOM! Ahh, the word brought a tear to Sally's eye. But as she slowly got three of the used condoms near her big toe, she realised Brice's love-goo was still in them. She had only once choice... she had to suck the good out. Slowly, one by one, she stuck her 6inch tounge into each used condom, slurping out the spunk. It got on her face, in her moustage, and up her nose. But soon, she thought to herself, she'd be free.
Excerpt from : Sappy Tree Stumps
Raw Fishe: hehe, hey, ya know-you never mentioned that brice tied them up...couldnt she just get up and leave?
Mud: ..... ........ If they weren't tied up, then wouldn't they have? Since they didnt, they obviously were tied up. Jeez. :b
Mud: You think they like buttsex? you think they want it? thats what you think. you sick little monkey.
Raw Fishe: i just thought it was monty pythonian...they didnt cus their dumb.
Raw Fishe: everyone likes buttsex...even the wabbits.
...
Raw Fishe: why does brice have a teevee in the "love" shack? did he just bring one in for erotic films?
Yup.
Big post!
Raw Fishe: buttsex? yea...i pissed a lot of people off this week, wooo. so im reverting to reherring account today.
Mud: like who huh, like who? who huh? who?
Raw Fishe: people. hehe. i pissed them off good. hehe.
Mud: huh, who ... who huh, who?
Raw Fishe: why?
Mud: Do not question your supperiors
Raw Fishe: fuck you administrator!!!
Raw Fishe: i am my own man! i want my life back! you cloned the wronge man!
Mud: youz foired
Raw Fishe: g'bye
Mud .... ....... uh. no. .... youza dead. this is all a dream. a fantastic dreams with raddishes. and ... and pulling stuff out of the ground. and goombas.... yes... a dream.
Mud: sukkafish?
Mud: ...... as his hand slid down her white milky thigh he thought to himself : man oh man, im going to get some action tonight.
Mud: old penis wrinkles on rye bread
Mud: as he lifted up her short, short skirt and saw the buttocks he had been craving for, for so long, he thought to himself: "Man oh man demz some good buttocks to stare at."
She screamed, but nobody could hear her, because she had a large tube sock stuck in her mouth. Poor poor sally.
Excerpt from Sappy Tree Stumps
Mud: "mmmpfh, mmpfh, unnNng, auugh, Ooh!" - she moaned to his thrusts. Her hands were sticky with sap, and her breasts smelled like oak.
She was tricked into bending over the sappy oak tree when Billy had asked her to get a beach ball he had thrown on the other side of it. Little did she know that she'd have plenty of "balls" to content with after she had bent over.
Excerpt from : Sappy Tree Stumps
Mud: And then brice came in and realised that Sally was being mollested by Billy... so brice threw billy to the ground and then, before he could beat up billy the mollester, was enthralled by the ass of Sally, and had to squeeze it. next thing you know, Brice and Billy were giving Sally the ol' In-and-out over the old sappy oak tree, Brice having removed the sock an billy got the other end.
Poor sally.
Excerpt from : Sappy Tree Stumps
Mud: And then, in the middle of it all - Brice got a funny idea in his head.... "What If I bent Billy over the tree stump too?" ... So, while Billy wasn't looking, Brice grabed him and threw him over the sappy oak.
Brice then had his way with both Billy, and Sally. Even Billy's nipples were sticky with sap, while Sally was almost through.
Excerpt from : Sappy Tree Stumps
Raw Fishe: wtf? did you write that, or you soundit at some weirdwebsite./.
Raw Fishe: you sappy sappy tree
Raw Fishe: ... well into the throes of drug addiction by the time she was thriteen, Drew Barrymore attemtped suicide by cutting her wrist with a kitchen knife. key word: attempted. buggah!
Mud: key word : kitchen.
------------------
"In other news, the winter this year will be cold, cold cold." The newslady on the television reported.
Brice clicked off the teevee and looked back to his two prisoners.
"You see? It's good I built this shelter, my balls shall not shrivel this year!!" He exclaimed at them.
He grabbed billy by the leg, and dragged him into the other room. Sally was left to hear the "Ungs!" and "OOMFs!" and "OOAHRs!" from the other room.
She knew she had to get out, but how?
Excerpt from : Sappy Tree Stumps
Raw Fishe: dude!
Raw Fishe: uhm...rosemary clooney was addicted to prescrption drug and, after two embattled marriages to Jose Ferer, was admitted to a psyc ward. francis coppola takes lithium!
Raw Fishe: hehe, francis.
Mud: key word : mega mega white thing.
--------------------------------
The used rubbers! Of course! Sally could make use of the used rubbers and rub them together to make a fire, in turn burning the ropes which bound her from freedom. FREEDOM! Ahh, the word brought a tear to Sally's eye. But as she slowly got three of the used condoms near her big toe, she realised Brice's love-goo was still in them. She had only once choice... she had to suck the good out. Slowly, one by one, she stuck her 6inch tounge into each used condom, slurping out the spunk. It got on her face, in her moustage, and up her nose. But soon, she thought to herself, she'd be free.
Excerpt from : Sappy Tree Stumps
Raw Fishe: hehe, hey, ya know-you never mentioned that brice tied them up...couldnt she just get up and leave?
Mud: ..... ........ If they weren't tied up, then wouldn't they have? Since they didnt, they obviously were tied up. Jeez. :b
Mud: You think they like buttsex? you think they want it? thats what you think. you sick little monkey.
Raw Fishe: i just thought it was monty pythonian...they didnt cus their dumb.
Raw Fishe: everyone likes buttsex...even the wabbits.
...
Raw Fishe: why does brice have a teevee in the "love" shack? did he just bring one in for erotic films?
Yup.
Big post!
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