hmm...i forgot how much fun it was to post actually...

plus i love the way this new IE 5.2 smooths out my text--something called quartz smoothing--kind of a nice feature that comes with Mac OS X or something

bah--whatever...

all i know is that it really looks sweet...making me want to type more and more...


Dogs eat humans today in a weird bizzaro switch off...

look, i just typed something that had no bearing on anything...why? cause i like the way it looks when i type it...

i wonder if some authors write books just to see their own handwriting...
man if i had really exquisite handwriting...i would write just for the hell of it...

oh, and i must tell you all about jOe's lapdance...and how awesome it was to see some stripper give him one...funny ass...his expression....memorable...

her licking his stomach...piss-in-your-pants funny...

and perhaps later...later i will post and tell you all the story about the goat...
and i will get my pictures scanned...and then james...you watch yourself bitch...cause i'm coming after you full force...for another annual picture-off...

you may have pictures of kristen and me this year...but you forget...i have years and years of pictures of you...and your beloved ski instructor...