so I hear Jeff had A RIOT of a time on the fourth of july. went out, bought himself a suit, and cruised the gay bars of seattle. of course. the rest is hearsay - but maybe Jeff can fill us in on the details. I heard he was seen leaving a bar called : " Hard Tooled " on Pike street with six men of different ethnicities. Something about wanting " variety in life " // " trying new things " and " no meat in his salad " - I dont know.

I got a quickshot photo with a secret camera I had hidden in my skull. By using Jeff's "technology" he spoke of long before with harry wappler, you can actually see what he was saying at the time. Umm.



thats right bitches.
oh.
and dont forget ... to ...

PARTY HARD!!!