[The I hate Nelly post, part I]

I hate Nelly. I really do. I don't know why people like him. I really don't. That stupid band-aid on his face... how pretentious can you get?

No, really... how pretentious? I want to know, I really do... so that I can do something pretentious like that and go into a "I'm a pretentious bastard contest" and beat him...

Then, when that's over... I'll take my winnings and hire someone to smack Nelly around... thus giving him a reason to wear a band-aid on his face, making it unpretentious...

Damn you Nelly... pretentious bastard.