Steve, the backlash from House of the Dead didn't go well, and the Resident Evil fans literally raised an uproar.

This will in no way appease Alone in the Dark fans, what-so-ever.

But oh ... the multiple ways in which I would ravish Tara Reid.

Mmm.

I'll probably go see this ( read download ) just so I have more live footage of Tara Reid to jerk off to at 3am.