September 01, 2001

What the hell is wrong with you, Jimmi?

You should know better than to try and explain an abstract concept to a chimpanzee.

Anyone who loved that movie has their head up their ass. It was cool and all, but
A) lacked realism (dump 100 shot of NOS on an engine running that much boost in a half a second and see what really happens. You don't go faster for very long, but do get to see [formerly] internal components of the engine you don't get to under normal operating conditions) and
B) was really just car porn:
{meaningless, poorly written and acted dialogue}
{cars}
{more pathetic talking}
{cars}
{different cars}
{some not-very-heartwarming drama}
{cars}
{the end}
Very similar in composition to your average porn movie, no? Who needs plot?
Think about it, they took cars, built to look like almost nothing you really see, put them in situations nobody would ever actually be in and had them do things real cars don't generally do.
Still see the similarity to porn?
Heh.

Cops can be such dicks....I feel your pain man, I really do.
I got $120 for sliding my old truck into a ditch. Junior year. Oops. Should have been at that assembly. Somehow I missed it. Funny how that happens when you're dealing with a Stater. Or, more to the point, being dealt with by a Stater. At least he was nice. Oh, wait, he wasn't. Ok, so the whole thing generally sucked.


Later.

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