Restroom

You know i just realized something. All these wierd things keep happening to me in the restroom.

Damn public restrooms...

In fact, that guy who did the oompa loompa dance was in the restroom when it took place.

What a revelation. I think from now on i'll have to not go to the restroom as often. When i do, i'll have to remember to be quick.

Oh...and that guy who had explosive diarrhea...

he may not have after all...

i just realized...he could have been calling for some phone lovin' excitment.

Of course, i can't figure out the wad of tissues...

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For the Boswanians⁸