What can I say - I'm broke and I like drinking too much & carrying on, two things that typically don't coexist harmoniously.

Only a matter of time before I figured out how to avoid spending all my money in a night out drinking and chasing skirt.


Of course, if I had spent more money or stayed out past 2:30, it certainly would have been a night for the record books.

Dammit. I wish I had. Well, there's always next weekend. Who's coming with?

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Remember, kiddies:
Your friend will bail you out of jail. Your best friend will be sitting next to you saying "Man, that was fucking awesome." while you're both waiting for your friend.