Man, I suck at this whole "relationship" thing.

Not to mention that "growing a set of balls enough to just say what I mean" thing.

Oh, and let's not forget the ever-elusive "decisiveness"

Eventually, I'll either broach the subject or just give up.


Fucking shit, look at me. I'm turning all...emo.

Like a really big Zach-o.

Next thing I'll be shaving my head and getting weird piercings.

Oh, wait, already have the shaved (or nearly) head. And the piercing thing...well, that's yet another story. For another time.