my synopsis of pleasantville in chat-form

ak p o w: saw all of pleasantville
zak p o w: man that movie left a sour taste in my mouth.
zak p o w: too many unasnwered questions.
Self DeNihil: I didn't think you'd like that movie.
zak p o w: and it didn't delve quite into just how shitty the real world can be. just focused on " OH PRETTY COLORS AND FEELINGS! "
Self DeNihil: I thought it was cool, I don't know why masturbating in the bathtub causes forestry to catch on fire.
zak p o w: it was dated man.
zak p o w: sweaters and poodle skirts are hot
zak p o w: yeah the first half, about breaking taboo
zak p o w: that was fuckin' hawt
Self DeNihil: lol
zak p o w: the later half about breaking the mold, feeling emotions, being unique and special in your very own way...
zak p o w: meeeeh.
zak p o w: I wanted his whore of a sister to get pregnant and not know what to do - his parents to get a divorce and have a terrible child-custody battle, and i was fully expecting the mayor to start a concentration camp and start lynching some 'colored folk '
zak p o w: but over all it was a nice ' art film '
zak p o w: just that my ' art film ' would have been filled with much more gruesome facts of life.
zak p o w: for instance, they never dealt with death.
zak p o w: nobody in pleasantville had ever died, OH SHIT WATCH OUT FOR THAT FUCKING BUS - what now?
Self DeNihil: lol.
zak p o w: the imagery of little suzie poking at her dead father in the road
zak p o w: daddy? daddy why are you sleeping?
zak p o w: child abuse, child mollestation
zak p o w: oh, and drugs.
zak p o w: 'whats outside of pleasantville?' Johnny Feelgood!
zak p o w: the old folks were asking " whats next? " I was yelling at the screen " COCAIN MOTHERFUCKERS! SHOOTEN UP SOME HEROINE, TOKE SOME OF THAT MARIJUANA, MANG "
zak p o w: oh yes, my pleasantville degregation would have met such lows that there would be no distinguishable difference from pleasnantville and the real world.
Self DeNihil: lol
zak p o w: and the tv-guy who gets them into the program in the first place would be fucking pissed.
zak p o w: he'd start fucking around with the television.
zak p o w: kind of like that one show
zak p o w: that i forgot the name of
zak p o w: where that guy gets sucked into the tv dish
zak p o w: and its hell
Self DeNihil: That movie is a great one to watch and make fun of.
Self DeNihil: Dammit, waht's that called.
zak p o w: mass murderers and serial rapists would make their apperance just after vehicular homicide and aggrivated assault.
zak p o w: Stay tuned i believe
zak p o w: or Tuned something
zak p o w: http://imdb.com/title/tt0105466/
Self DeNihil: yes... that's it.
zak p o w: i was so expecting the old guy to start fucking around with them like that
zak p o w: what do i get? a fucking smile like " YOU DID GOOD SON " and driving away?
zak p o w: pff.
zak p o w: boy i wish i lived in the fifties.