January 05, 2004

[Live!]

*I just noticed that live can be said two ways, which kinda sucks if you don't know the one I was thinking of.*

I'm pretty sure Jimmy knows this and was making some point... actually i figured a potential point... but still, for those that actually don't know:

There is an Alien 4... only its called Alien Resurrection. I remember cause for several reasons, one of which because they made a South Park episode where they poke fun at this movie... well a part of it.

They bring back Ridley, or whatever her name is... Ripley, yeah that's it. Ridley is the badguy from the Metriod series (which rocks, in terms of great SCI-FI games - but i won't get into that here).

So yeah... most thought it was a dissapointment, as they did with Alien 3. Of course, lots of people thought the CGI of the Alien swimming in water was cool... i think it even got some sort of nomination or something... i don't know... i didn't feel like doing RESEARCH so if some of you take offense should I be wrong on this fact... you can try to kill me with a toothpick. (If so, please make it a mint one.)

So Jimmy should have said, "Man they need to make an Alien 5" - provided again that he didn't remember Alien 4, which i doubt.

Now for those of you who don't know... they are actually making an Alien Vs. Predator, which i suppose makes that the Alien 5 (and simultaneously making it Predator 3). So then they are fulfilling Jimmy's wish...

but you know that will suck. Well those of you who didn't know they are making Alien Vs. Predator probably don't know that, but those of you who did know that it will suck. Don't believe me... check out the teaser for it on the Apple Quicktime Movie Trailer site... (too lazy to post link) or one of the other multitudes of Trailer sites. If you don't think it's gonna suck after that...

I feel sorry for your souls.

For those of you too lazy to check it... let me give you a brief: They set up the story whereas the Pyramids were built by the Predators. Yeeup. Not by Egyptian slaves, not by Pharoahs, not by gods, not by that crazy alien kid from Stargate, but by the Predators.

And the Predators use them as ceremonial hunting grounds, such that when a Predator Teen, a Teenator(TM-jeff), wants to become a Predator Man, he, or she i suppose - though imagine the ugly mug on that female predator... i bet no matter how smart you are you can't kill that with a toothpick, or a pinkie - has to go and hunt and kill Aliens. Further, apparently Aliens have been to Earth... at least logically you'd think so since there are Pyramids here, and Predators hunt Aliens... (the trailer sure made it sound that way - mind you of course that's if they stick to Paul Anderson's idea for the movie. fyi, he made Resident Evil).

I don't know, but if you have seen Alien Resurrection, and I think Alien 3, then you know that the whole big deal was that Alien's had never been to Earth and that it could mean doom if they made it there... you know, cause they breed like bitches...

So for this director to come and say, oh yeah Aliens have been here and they are here again and blah blah blah... rather saps the reasoning out of the last two movies.

I'm not against the idea of an Alien Versus Predator movie, I'm against the idea of a piece of shit Alien Versus Predator movie. And you'd better believe that this one will probably be just that.

Damn, why couldn't they have just made a good new Predator movie. Damn.

Anyway, I got lost as to where I was going. So yeah, "Man they need to make an Alien 6".

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