ok.
thats it.
one can only take so much porn-email and then have one of them catch your eye.

why - you ask : would porn email ever catch anyone's attention?
maybe because there are Scared tenage girls getting raped - or Sexually deviant soldiers run wild on IRAQI wiman -
surely these subject headers are bound to turn some heads : but not mine.
And then there is those Farm Girls Fucking Ranch Animals and the alluring :
" Hear these chicks scream as we tear their p*ssies wide open with our gigantic d1cks "

what almost got me was erica asking me if I'd like to Buy Online Viagra
which I mistook to read Buy Online Vagina - and clicked on, only to be discouraged by her selling of viagra.

Racoon misbehaving and the terrible WARNING : Sister gives head to brother were all casually deleted as well.

But today my friends and foes alike - one caught my attention.
It was simple, yet well put together.
Like a vagina before prom-night, yes. Before the alcohol and the drugs mess around with the little girl's mind and make her think that everything and everyone is a penis in which can bend her over sappy tree stumps and give her a good ol time. Unlike all the other subject headers for the porn industry - this one was almost comical, if not intrigueing.

it consisted merely of this :
What evil lurks in the pussies of these goth sluts?

and quite frankly - I really wanted to know.
what did lurk in them pussies - really now.
I clicked on the link to find this full-color ad screaming at me : " WHAT IS INSIDE OF THEIR PUSSIES FROM THE DARKSIDE?! "



so my question to you - my dear slugs : is to post FIVE PICTURES of things that you may believe are
LURKING IN THE PUSSIES OF THEM DARK EVIL GOTH SLUTS FROM HELL.

this should be fun =)