Five evil things

It's not easy to come up with five evil things you'd find lurking in a goth girl's pussy. My first inclination was to list five common venereal diseases...but that would be too easy. (I find it disturbing that MS Word autocorrects the word "venereal" if you type it incorrectly)

In no immediately obvious order:


Vice President Dick Cheney


Secret undisclosed location? The pink stinky bunker of love.

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The Recording Industry Association of America


I'm not trying to say they're a bunch of pussies... Well, actually I am.

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A Furby


These things bug me.

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The Arby's Oven Mitt


I think Tom Arnold does the voice.

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Actor Gary Coleman


I doubt you would actually find him anywhere near goth pussy