It has come down to two candidates:

Saltwater State Park < click for link to park website

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or Jeff's spot Soda Springs < click for link to park website

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You'll note that between the two of them, one is easily accessible. The other is well passed the mountain. The pros and cons involved:

Saltwater is close. The advantages of being close:

• less money spent on gas
• closer to places in case of emergency
• forgot something? just go down to a store and buy it
• ocean-side camping, get to watch the sun set on the beach

The disadvantages of Saltwater being close, however:

• closer, easier accessible means closer and easier accessible for EVERYONE
• we've never really gone camping "way the fuck out there"
• less chance of bear attacks
  (this should be an advantage but really it isn't)
• nobody has ever been there
  (Jeff has at least been to Soda Springs)

Further information will be updated on this post.
I hope to have come to a definitive decision by tomorrow morning/noon/evening/night.