True Lesbian?

Congrats on your first post Zacho... but what a weak post... you didn't even tell us much.  After all, you said:

"oh hey interesting story.  last night i had sex with a lesbian."

 That's not a story.  At most, that's like a parable.  And not even that.  I was expecting... more.

And, is she really a lesbian?  From what I've seen of some of the lesbians I know, some of which are friends, they seem even more entrenched in their sexuality than straight males... so... was she drunk?  Or was she not really a lesbian?

It's a mystery.

I think others do read the board, they just don't post... yet.  Damnit.  Oh well.

It sounds like camping is actually on, though not many people coming... oh well x2.  Those who will come, it sounds like an area outside of Leavenworth is the goal, some non-traditional campsite.  Prepare for bears.  Too bad you can't be there for that Zacho, I think you'd have enjoyed it.  (Is it appropriate to assume one would enjoy something when it has in fact not happened yet?)

I want to ramble about something... I have this distinct urge to ramble about something... but I'm not really sure what to ramble about.  Maybe I'll post another historical-archival type image...

Is this bus is GERMAN ENGINEERED?

I want to say, circa 1997, because I was on the bus to take this picture, and I stopped riding the bus around '97 or '98... which makes this one fuckin' old picture.  (Old being relative.)  God... I hated that bus.  Though Mel was... well... he was old.  There really wasn't else I had to say about him.  I was gonna say he liked me well enough, but I don't think he did.  He liked Asian Joe though.  A lot.

And this one is just for Zacho:

BzzzZAPT!

I have to find that footage, speed it up, put it to Benny Hill music, and then promptly forget to do anything with it for another five or six years.

first post jeff. i even waited till 630 pm. i say jeff because youre the only one i ever see in here jeff.

oh hey interesting story. last night i had sex with a lesbian.

yep.

What's That?

a).  First post Zach.  Suck my nuts.

b).  Refer to point a.

c.)  Camping cannot apparently be done at Fort Lewis, as apparently they are doing some sort of "gas the area" type exercise, per Bonnie's information.  So now our options decrease a bit to Dash Point and any other site that someone suggests.  I'm fine with Dash Point personally, but if anyone is feeling "adventurous" (and not in the way that involves spending the week living in a car with Jimmoi and Zacho), then let me know of what other site you are thinking of.

d.)  All thoughts coming from Jeff may or may not be less than structured due to the number of drinks he had today when subbing in for someone in a drinking game.  Don't judge me, I was doing a friend a favor.

e.)  I'm still more coherent than YOU, whoever YOU is that is judging me.  I will cut your toe off if you think otherwise.

f.)  The numbering structure for this list is a bit off, due to the placement of periods.

g.) good night.

FIRST POST

i win jeff. i win.

im drunk.

i really just wanted to win first post from jeff since no one else cares.

where the hell is jimmoi?

its jimmoi forever. no y. oi.

i told a homeless guy to kill himself tonight.

Quick Notes

Two things, very quickly... I saw Iron Man, and will have to put up my review on it, and my thoughts as to whether or not it was a) better than Batman Begins, and b) whether I expect it will be better than The Dark Knight... oh and c) whether it was better than other summer blockbusters out that I've seen (i.e. Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull).

And two... Happy Independence Day fellow Slug-gers.  I'm feeling a might bit patriotic for the moment so don't kill my buzz.

Oh and... (though I know it's no longer the grand-thing nowadays...) FIRST POST OF THE DAY... FIRST POST OF THE INDEPENDENCE DAY.

Yowza.

Raaaa!!! Too Much Corrugated Fibers!

Oh Zach-0, how we do miss those rants about you bragging about stuff.  These days it sounds like your tales mostly consist of the retarded ones that you work with and clean up after.  It reminds me of the teachers at Bethel who used to shepherd the iSeniors of our day through our crowded halls, keeping them safe from the general high school populace.  And of course, every so often, one or two of them would break from the pack and wander around, talking to the "normal" high schoolers (as if such a thing as normal high schoolers existed).

Jimmy used to make such fun of them...

And then both of you ended up working with one:

"Hello, Lee!"

Mwahaha, there you go Zach-0, a Target memory just for you.  Or did you think I had forgotten about your posted encounter with The Balin' Machine, Curtis.

Yes folks, step right up, I have memories, one and all.

DAMMIT PAULINO!!!!

remember when me and brice would come visit you at college and you wouldnt answer your damn phone and we would just leave voice mails that said that?

also, why the hell do you forget that that picture of roger means something to me too.?

dammit paulino. dammit.

tomorrow i have to take a retard to the retard barbecue. its not as fun as it sounds. all that will get cooked is food. still, its fun to have visions of flaming wheelchair bound retardeds flailing about and screaming something about cupcakes.

remember when i lost my virginity and i made that huge post that just read "I HAD SEX.........WITH A GIRL!!!"

man it used to be fun to brag.

farts.

last time i posted chrissie left me a comment telling me she hated me. i think im not for the comments. i agree with jeff, if youve got something to say get off your ass and post it. let all the slugs see what you have to say.

my iPod just told me that if i wanted to, i oculd start it at the beginning and it would go for 39.6 days befor eit would be out of stuff. thats fun. i guess. so why do i listen to the same 4 albums?

maybe if anyone wants to know ill tell you which ones.

why would you?

there is a pizza delivery guy who lives in the complex that i work at the most. hes foreign. he told me he wanted to "make a gift of me for to" and handed me a coupon for a free large pizza.
make me a gift any day buddy. wherever the hell you are from. i hope hes not from france.

i think im actually going to go to a movie tomorrow. i think i will see Hancock. looks fun to me. i also think i will bring a bottle of gin in with me.

i might also go see WALL E. call me a gayzo. i kinda dig pixar.

i gotta have paperwork time now. random enough for you jeff?

farts.

Changes a'Foot.

So I see someone, and my assumption is Mr. Collins, has been dinking around with the colors. Good sport. It just doesn't feel right without him setting the "look" of the main aspects of the board.

For my own, I found out that Blogger is implementing a few changes in the coming months, and I managed to get some of that "beta" stuff, mostly in the commenting area. The changes probably won't be apparent, which is fine with me. As most know, I'm not a fan of the comment system anyway. I figure, if you have something to say, get off your lazy ass and post it. Post it man!

I'm trying out some of the other new "beta" type things... oooh beta!  Beta!  it's a word that gets tossed around a lot these days... it's like the internet's version of "cool" or "hip" or "buttsexx".

To test some image downloading stuffs, I think I will post up a picture I found on an archive disc from back in the year 2002.  Ooohhhh, so long ago... 

This image probably doesn't mean much to any of you... but it would to Jimmy and I... I can't even remember why I made this image, something about Roger being a terrorist and infecting all of our raisins with terrorist-type things.  Something like that.  Better be careful of using the word terrorist too many times.  I'm foreign-looking, after all, with my slightly brown skin color.

So I'll post up another, far more friendly picture from the past:

See that?  That's the board, circa... well... I don't know.  Read a post fucker if you want to know when it came from.  Obviously it was when James was going through a Pink-phase... or maybe when that artist Pink hit it big, and everyone was like, "whoa... it's Pink.  She's punk-rock!  She's the anti-britney."  Sheep.

Okay, one more, for old times sake:

DRAGON-RAGE!

Oh man, I miss posting nonsense.  I'll never be as good at it as Michael was, but it's still fun.

Skype it. Skype it good.

Good job jOe. Except I think you're the only person in this time line that uses Windows Live Messenger. I suppose I use MSN Messenger, but I'm not even sure that the two are completely compatible.

And before you say, "well, Microsoft makes both", keep in mind that Microsoft made the Zune and it doesn't even work with their original DRM structure (Plays-for-Sure). It's sad really.

But today is not a day for diatribes against Microsoft (especially when there are 365 other days for that this year). No, more I'm just curious if anyone here uses Skype for IM'ing or video/audio chats. It would help the PODcast idea along if someone else did.

jOe: Download Skype. And post your hours of availability here. And post when you work at Wal-Mart. I might be down in the area sometime in the next few weeks and might stop in to say hi. Maybe get some pictures for the comic. I need to get some of that barn of yours. Mwahaha. Ahhh... barn. Doktor Bob.

Also, camping plans moving along rather well. I think we are currently debating between Dash Point and Fort Lewis, both having pros and cons. Jimmy through out the idea of the beach, and I'm not sure if he meant Dash Point's beach or making a mini-road-trip out to Ocean Shores. I'd be completely game for that idea.

Also, it seems like the weekend of the 26-27 of July is becoming more set-in-stone, so if you want to come, take those days off. Do it. Do it NOW!

jOe, are you coming? If you are, you'll probably have to drive yourself, as I have no car and nobody left lives in Graham.

web cam

my web cam is working with windows live messenger

Whizz-Bang!

You know, I actually heard that WANTED was actually good... that yes, it was over-the-top, but done so purposely and just right that it was "awesome".

But I don't know that for certain because I haven't seen it, so I'll have to withhold judgment. And apparently, unlike Collins the Elder, I haven't seen ads for it anywhere. In fact, I first heard of this movie yesterday when I watched a Daily Show episode.

But I agree with the Morgan Freeman comment. Didn't he also do the voice-over for War of the Worlds?

Jimmy and I once had a discussion about how Morgan Freeman wasn't all that great because unlike other supposed great actors, he'd never done a bad-guy role. He had done roles that came sorta close, but nothing ever truly villainous.

Then I saw him actually play one: Click the picture for more info.

This movie even had John Cusack (a personal favorite) and it still sucked monkey balls. Horrible, swollen monkey balls. It sucked so bad I stopped watching it, which makes it worse than Undefeatable.
Click the picture for more info.

I can't talk to much shit about him though... he plays Lucius Fox, and it's just good to see any version of Batman actually mention Lucius Fox. It reminds me of the good ol' Batman: The Animated Series.

James, if you go see WANTED. Let me know. I may see it as well, and if so, we can compare notes. Or if there's time, I may go see it with you and anyone else who wants to view it.

WANTED: I want you to want to stop bothering me about the movie WANTED.

Ok. So that settles it. There must be a movie release this weekend (WANTED) because i cannot go anywhere (WANTED) without seeing a god-damn'd ad for WANTED.

ANGALINA JOLIE. IN WANTED. ITS GOT GUNS. AND BITCHES.
http://tinyurl.com/5er464
YOUR DADDY WAS A HITMAN NOW THEY'RE AFTER YOU!!!!!!!!!!

And what the fuck happened to Morgan Freeman? Do movie-makers now think to themselves, "you know what this movie would really benefit from? A voice over. Who can we hire to do voice over? Is Morgan Freeman available, he was awesome in that penguin movie!"

Of course that dialogue would all be in russian. So it would be something like ...

вы знаете что это кино о действительно извлекать пользу? Голос сверх. Кто может мы нанимает для того чтобы сделать голос сверх? Morgan имеющийся Freeman, он был внушителен в том кино пингвина!

Honestly does anyone remember when cinemas started HATING the internet because word-of-mouth would kill movies before they even had a chance to make money? Now its like they have to post it on every possible place you could ever look on the internet so instead of hearing from someone that the movie sucked balls you're confused by trailers which only show the good parts.

Or, if you recall from THE TRAINSPORTER - they even REMOVE the good parts from the trailers from the movie (hello where is my rocket being deflected by a trashcan lid?) right >>>> HERE <<<<

All in all i will probably have to see this movie (maybe not in theaters) just for the lead male character - who was in the movie Atonement.

Now Atonement, while I wasn't fond of - I would strongly suggest anyone to see it. It's a drama but I would classify it as a predictable comedy. Really slow movie - but it has some good, funny scenes and the ending is the funniest of them all. I'm going to see if Blog-Spot has implemented a spoiler-feature. If it has, awesome. If it hasn't well then fuck you - like you were going to watch the movie anyway:

[spoiler]Atonement because the two main characters die and she was responsible for getting them separated because she's a liar and so she writes a story where they get to yell at her and profess how much they love each other on a beach.[/spoiler]

Anywho. I like it, but really too long. But they were using some stupid thing that old movies and sometimes girl-films do: Character development. Bleh, who needs character development when you have
!!! eXpLoSiOnS !!!


Yeah I just did a marquee in a post.
Talk about a "LOOK WHO IS BACK" post, damn.
I'll come up with something more coherent to say later.

New Comic Friday!

Many of you have probably doubted that I would actually continue with my comics. I know some of you will point to the long-lost "MEGApost".

Granted. Perhaps the whole MEGApost idea was a bit too ambitious, especially for someone who was working and going to school full time. Far too ambitious.

But this time around, I have the time, the resources, and the drive. And so, I present, Chapter 2 of James-2-James, the comic that will change the way you... do... something.



Click it. Now. And learn the secrets of the Prehistoric Past!!!!

Bluetooth

Even old people have them.
Even parents have them.
Even the veterans with disabilities have them.

... Okay maybe that last one makes sense.

Much like cell phones, I know I will start out hating them and then
probably have one myself.

Fuck.

Return to Dash Point

There has been some talk as of late (and it's not just me talking), of doing camping. I think, if we do, we could go to Dash Point. It's relatively in the middle of everyone, from Tacoma to Seattle, so whoever wanted to go, could conceivably go.

Anyone else interested in this idea? I'd even be willing to plan most of it (though as far as getting there, I will likely have to rely on James/Jimmy).

I would need to know the level of interest and the best days for everyone to go. I'm thinking sometime mid-to-end of July, or mid-to-end of August. Tentatively.

Hey jOe, you could even go, but you'd probably have to drive yourself there. Don't bring your brothers. They are idiots and smell bad. No offense.

Posts from the Street (Solstice Fair Edition)

Now I'm live blogging the Solstice Parade.

I'll also try to find jOe a woman.

Meet Funzo!

See that thing on the right! Yup, that's right fools. That is Funzo, our new mascot/logo, and I made him.

It's a great feat, considering I'm not good with bezier curves and that's what Adobe Illustrator uses. It's hell to figure out.

(To be completely truthful, Funzo was made from a trace program that turned him into a vector, then from there he was adjusted and given a slime trail... but oh what a wondrous slime trail it is. And I made that slime trail all by myself. FUNZO!)

One wonders a little if I'm losing my mind on this.

Oh, and James? I now have server space... I'm learning the ins and outs of things, but I think I know how to host Loose Slugs on it. Awesomo.

Zach-0

Yeaaah, Zach's back. Sorta. Welcome our newest, oldest, correspondent from the great state of... Ohio. Okay, so it's Ohio and Ohio hasn't given us much yet. Well... it gave us Bush in '04.

Thanks Ohio.

Honestly, I'm sorely tempted to question everyone who voted Bush in '04. In '00 I could understand. He even had a record of working in bipartisan coalitions. But in '04?? By then we had oodles, yes I said oodles, of evidence that he wasn't the best idea. And still...

So... to try and not make it a judgment call, I'm honestly curious, if you voted Bush in '04... WHY?

And now, back to Zach-0. Welcome back Zach-0... it's good to see/hear/read you again.

One other thing, I've posted my Wii-information and James' information to the right. If you have a Wii (any of you) and you want to share such info, post it on the board or send it to me. I will put it up on the side to.

Yay. And I'm spent.

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There's wasn't so much as a contention as an agreement with one outlier.

California sucks. Simple as that. I could go into why, but I have a run to get to a'gettin' to. The "contention" was that you thought it was happy-land. There are happier lands then California.

Much happier. And with far less gonnerea (mispelled and I don't care), Code Pink, and bloated over-drugged wannabes.

Funzo.

I'm moving to California in a month and a half to be a Torrero.

I recall California being a subject of contention on this message board.