Something you don't see every day: a fat chick on a moped. I was just standing in my driveway with John Paul, another buddy of ours and my dad, when one happened to go by.


Anyway.....my mom got a guitar autographed by Chris Isaak. Autographed specifically too my mom, after my parents met him backstage last week.
It's cool as hell....

For some reason, I find this to be funny. Don't ask why, I don't know.

Steven, when you get home from work tomorrow (wednesday the 14th), give me a call. I'll get you and we'll head up to the track....that all is, if you still want to.

Heh.
Steven slays me.

Let's just hope that when he wins his congressional medal of honor, he'll go up to that microphone and say, I'd like to thank the slugs for the training I got at paintball

Heh.

Yep.

Goldmember.

Funny stuff.

Man.....I got some nice welts going here.

Well.....lots of Ask -Bradbury- stuff to do.....

Well said Steve.

The one bad thing I can think of about Southern California
is that they play too much Phil Collins music there.
I couldn't even turn the radio on this time in fear of hearing Phil Collins,
but lo and behold-- someone had his record playing on the beach.

Being in LA, Santa Monica, Beverly Hills, and West Hollywood made me verrry happy. :D

I'm back from California.........
and I cannot see the point in living anywhere else.

My parents decided this was going to be an "Educational" trip.
So we went to the San Diego Zoo and saw a lot of emo kids.
and we went to this smelly tar museum that was terribly boring.

the boys in cali are yum. :D


and Oh yes.. the flight there SUCKED.
I had to go from Salt Lake City to Orange County/John Wayne (on Delta Airlines ofcourse).
I got to the airport at 5am for a 6am flight.
The flights were full.
I finally left at 2pm because we bought standby tickets for Southwest.
which is like the fucking WalMart of airlines. ugh. the plane was full of children and fat people. disgusting.


and now... my hair is being complete shit. which i mean i think it's falling out.
fantastic. so i'm gonna go spend a bunch of money on a pink jacket from Guess next week.

Tool?

Drew has asked me to spread the word:

Saturday, at his place, there will be a Barbeque-type event.
Sunday, there will be paintball.

If you wish to attend the Saturday events, we will meet at the Graham Safeway between 6:00 and 6:30 pm. Bring camping and/or sleeping gear as this will be an outdoor activity. Alcohol is not allowed.

If you only want paintball, we will meet at the Graham Safeway between 8:00 and 8:30 the following morning. Bring your pride, as I plan on taking it.

Anyone who wishes to be there should contact Drew before then.


That is all.

Ok I now have Ask -Bradbury- going.

Ask me, bitches.

Um, James, are you trying to say that something new appeared in your pants?

and then there was a third.
hmmmmm.

I will kill you steve...

not for the post--that was awesome...

but for the picture--damn that picture--damn yearbooks...damn!

i am now going to go out and collect every yearbook every made for our school and burn them all!

I don't know if it was the Jeff-pie or not, but the pie I had at poker night was certainly nasty enough.

And, come to think of it, Little Collins really grooved on the pie that night.........

Geezus! There was a FATman on the bus today!

Zach, I couldn't have said it better myself.

Actually, I would like to expand on it a little.....other people who don't understand the concept of driving.

Just a tip:
Avoid Budweiser.

You want to talk about tactical nuclear farts....I was riding in the back of a truck gassing out myself and the people riding up front.....Burf.

I'm leaving on Monday at 4am for California. I'll be back Saturday.

Ok, James....

It's time to get "Ask -Bradbury-" up and going.

Man, you guys are retarded.

Go to the "team" button on the post page.

Check to see what email goes with that name.

DUh?