I work tonight.
I keep hearing all this so on and so forth about how " they caught the sniper "
even if you all give me flak for this - I will simply state :

I care just about as much about children and random people getting sniped
as much as I care about large airplanes crashing into buildings

Heartless? Am I? I shall elaborate - We all live each day of our lives at constant risk. Leaving one's home, hell - waking up - no, not even that. Being alive puts you at a risk of death. It is really that simple. Now we all pay big bucks ( taxes ) to the government for " safety " and " protection " in the manner of laws, law enforcement, and other such deals like hospitals and fire-stations and so on and so forth. The government, for all intents and purposes - could be ( and no pun intended ) - " our big brother " - he is suppose to be there to " look out " for us. Thats why they break up big companies with anti-trusts and so on and so forth. " To protect average joe " - well - I remember a time ( or think I remember a time ) in my history books that when a big hurricane hit an area there was no " DISASTER AREA " or " GROUND ZERO " in which relief helicopters were hurried to the place to " help everybody cope and through this terrible tragedy " - oh fuck no. It was more like : " YOU LIVE IN A HAZARD AREA? WELL AINT THAT YOUR PROBLEM. " - I wish thats how it was now-a-days. I wish people were " on their own " - I dont like insurance. I dont like life insurance. I dont like the " protective sheild " that we not only build around ourselves - but that is built around us from birth. I wish everyday was a " day at risk " for everyone. I wish that getting sniped was a constant fear in every living person. I wish that when someone had something bad happen to them that everyone accepted it as is and moved on with their life. Yes, even the government. You are driving down a road and happen to get into a head-on collision because a drunk driver slams into your vehicle. As a result of the accident your wife and child die. So does the drunk driver. WHOOP-DE-SHITS. You believe that is tragic? SHALL THE WHOLE COUNTRY MOURN OVER YOUR INSIGNIFICANT LOSS? And if you say no then why do we mourn over those of NINE ONE ONE? I figure the only people we should ever mourn over is those who " die for our country " because they were dying " for a cause " - in fact - one of the only causes I believe that one should be mourned over. " I have died for those who live " - What the fuck did some shit who gets sniped off, or someone who jumps out of a skyscraper, or someone who commits suicide, or someone who gets ran over, or someone who dies in a horrible accident mean to me unless I know them? Nothing. There's my beef. And if everyone thought like me I could only imagine a much better manner of life. However, I go to even the extent of accepting death as a part of life and - knowing that everyone will die, how is there a " Died before their time " ? There isnt. You are alive. You are dead. One implies the other. You are alive, you will die. You are dead, you were alive. My mother. My father. My siblings. Those I know. My associates. My friends. My favorite musician. My favorite pornography actress. They will all die. I have accepted this. I have accepted that I too, will die. So. Will I care if I get sniped or ran over or die in a horrible accident? No. If anyone I mentioned ( or well maybe not the pornography actress, that would suck really - I mean who am I going to masturbate to? Zach-o? Pfaw ) - dies ... would I be grief-stricken? No.

Because Im heartless?
Because I dont care?
No. Because I've accepted how things are.

And I accept that most people go throughout their lives with some disillusion in their minds that they'll " LIVE FOREVER " or that " I CANNOT DIE TOMORROW, I HAVE WORK " - or some other obscenely idiotic conclusion that doesnt make them realise that mortality lies just around the corner. Mind you - it is one thing to accept this, another to brood over it.

and that is that -
I propose a question to the slugs :

Is man intrinsically good natured? And no tricky psychological answers like : " All actions a man does, he does in the right - for man would not do what he does not deem good. " - I heard that debate once, and thats too fluffy - and would appreciate YOUR OPINIONS on this. Not a cop-out answer. To reinstate the question : Everyone remembers how the " first copy " of " The diary of Anne Frank " ended yes? Something about how she " Believed that deep down inside everyone is good at heart " - Do you agree with that?

Say - for instance there were no government and each man was onto his own - would chaos ensue?
Is anarchy not capable of being because man is ill-natured towards his own kind?
I would appreciate your ( detailed? ) opinions.
and any comments or " debate " you would have on my big rant about death and so forth.

thanks slugs an slug-ettes. :b

Tori Amos rawks, man!!!

I had me somethin to writ bout. I did, honest! Unfortunately, you people distracted me wit you Women in Rock bidness.

So, instead, I gots to tell Aaron 5 Days. . . and urge the rest of yall folks to not see no Ring. Why? Hit was probably the bestest movie I've ever seen - but hit damn near scart the bejesus right outa me, and don't nobody wont to see Bradberrie cryin' like a little girl.

Um....yeah.

Once again, Zach-o says it.
Not exactly sure about what he said, but he said it nonetheless.


Gas has been running around $1.20 from what I've seen.

Lisa Loeb writes her own songs and plays guitar.
Britney Spears isn't that at all. So I can't see why you find them similar.
Maybe if you compared Lisa to Michelle Branch or something.. but Britney? No, not at all.

REM were a great rock band in the 80s. There is another. They were in the mainstream and underground.

Ya, Sleater-Kinney do suck. But they still make rock. I'm trying to think of examples of women making rock music, but you're all veto-ing my suggestions just because "you don't like it".

When I think of 'rock', I think of: guitar, drums, bass. Music made for the soul purpose of making music.
Kim Gordon rocks, how bout that? Any objections to her? Her music is decent. Her songs make you dance a bit. She's well-known. She didn't just get a record contract cuz she's super cute & married to the appropriate guy (OK well she is cute & married to Thurston, but I don't think that has anything to do with it). I think that's all the requirements you guys gave in order for someone to "rock".

and thank god people aren't making music like Skynyrd and Hendrix anymore. Nothing against that type of music at all (I do like Hendrix) but rock would definitely be dead if people kept making the same stuff over and over. Rock has to go through shit periods in order to come across something really good.

Right now I am sitting in the library at school and forced to watch several ex-bethelites/BBC members act like they really care about, or even know what an education is. Then I am led to sit and ponder the question...Do they actually know something that I don't? Were talking about the people who get stoned and drunk nightly, have been known to deface other peoples property, and basicly just be assholes, and I fear that they might actually be doing better in school than I am.

As I read what you guys are talking about, with "women in rock" and "rock" in general, I came to the realization that well, I don't care. I listen to music still, but I don't really care about it. I don't get all hyped up about a song anymore like I did in High School. And then again, I have to ask, why?

And then (still stuck on the whole High School thing here) I wish I was back in High School. I miss having weekends to use as I pleased, not having to work, being stick thin, and so on.

And then I have to go because Courtney is here and she gives me something more interesting to do than sit here and bitch to you people. ;)

ROCK - again?

I was just thinkin - The reason I figure RBF is " rock " is not only because they damn well say they are - is but because whenever I get to listening to any RBF songs I always have an uncontrolable urge to just jig with it. It just makes me feel good. I mean in the car Im driving home and my throat hurts and I cant talk but I put on some RBF and it gets to the point that I want to just try and sing a-long but I cant so I mouth the words because ITS SO ROCKIN' I GOTTA. Hence what I wanted to say : " ROCKIN " - " IF THE VAN'S A ROCKIN' DONT COME A KNOCKIN' " - an inference to " GETS YOU UP AND MOVES YOU " -

Shirley Manson - however much good music, doesnt exactly sing about things that make people want to get up and dance. In fact, quite the opposite. Garbage is good - although I wouldnt go for saying rock. PJ Harvey rocks? And Gwen Stefani makes me want to kill myself with a tube sock. Twice. And The Cure? Chroist cakes - Take a stroll down to Bradbury's post where he mentions ( I might add, which was going to be my next post - the mentioning of such names ) - REAL rock - Rock that our parents use to " ROCK OUT " to - not sit around in their room and mope about how miserable their lives are - The Doors, Hendrix, Skynard - ZOUNDS. Rock that just fills the soul with Jumpin' Juice an makes you wanna do something.

Pinkos : Rammstein was/is German. At the time I was in a German-class. Hmmm ;b

But I agree again with Bradbury about post-Nirvana, I would say that " Grunge " and " Alternative " music have irreperably changed the " face of Rock "
Here's to " ROCK IS DEAD " and just for good measure " PUNK IS DEAD " as well.
Hoo Hah.

Couple of clarifications:
One, I wasn't saying rock is dead because Rolling Stone or whoever doesn't report on it. I was saying that if crap like the majority of what is out there today is grouped with rock, then rock needs to dye.

Two, the rock that existed in the 80's wasn't bad, but it wasn't the most mainstream, popular form of music at the time, in the same manor that right now bubblegum bullshit is. And Petty is from the 70's, he just happened to exist in the 80's.

...

Pinkos, please refrain from spelling my name that way.

HUM i think that if they were giving out free dicks i'd take one......but it would have to be detactable....

That's the problem. There is still rock out there. There is rock out there made by females. Just because Rollingstone isn't reporting on it, it doesn't make it "dead".
Shirley Manson - she's rock.
Sleater-Kinney - they rock.
Oh and PJ Harvey totally rocks.
Liz Phair. Lisa Loeb. Karen O of the Yeah Yeah Yeahs. Gwen Stefani. Brody Armstrong. ..

The 1980s had rock. There was Tom Petty, U2, The Replacements, Guns N Roses, Van Halen, The Cure, and I'm not gonna go on..
The above may not be rock in its "purest" form, and you may think some or all of those suck, but they're still rock.

HUM so i wonder what all this talk about rock is ....first off who cares about what bradberries, notfinished, and jamiemud have to say they know what they like and i know what i like.....i'm not going to question what i like and i'm not going to tell all of those guys that their music sucks and that it doesn't rock because to them it does.....just like um ramstein remember that onw james we were in 10th grade hehehe .....you liked me oh well must go now

Here's a concept: Rock is dead.
Maybe not completely, but when the Backdoor boys and Tori Amos are considered rock, it’s all over. I can imagine guys like Jimi Hendrix and Elvis are spinning in their fucking graves right now. I’m sorry that Chuck Berry has had to see this in his lifetime.

We had this kind of crap happen before. It was called the 1980’s. Then Nirvana, et al came along and killed it. So where are the Nirvana, Pearl Jam and such of today?

It’s a sad, sick world of popular music we have going today...

Fuck Rolling Stone and MTV. Fuck them with an 18 IBC.

If you want rock, get out some fucking Stones, some Doors, Hendrix, Skynard, Robin Trower, NEIL YOUNG, Nirvana, Metallica (ugh, but they do rock), STP....the list goes on.

Rock DOES NOT include the likes of Tori Amos. Courtney Love isn’t there either. Hell, it shouldn’t even include Drowning Pool or any of the other “Modern Rock” bands we have now.

oh.
hey.

WHAT IS THE BUTTSEXXX?


click on the link.

consider that my frontline attack on jeff + zacho + joe + andy
thats right.
bitches.

Rock - suck it hard.

First and foremost I will side with steve by stating that " Rock " is a genre and who decides what is a genre? M-TV, or some magazine like ROLLINGSTONE - so whatever they say is Rock is what damn well is Rock. You know why? Because they went to college and majored in communications or some bullshit which says they know what they're talking about. Some little upstart will not know the hair on their head compared to that on their ass - OTHERWISE why the hell would those people get paid? Fuck just interview people off the street because EVERYONE knows what " ROCK " is. But wait - moving on from this drivel :

TORI AMOS DOES NOT ROCK. WOMEN. DO. NOT. ROCK.

how is that for an oppinion? Oh - wait, THE STROKES SUCK. You want to know what " Rock " is?
Go listen to some good ol' cds of REEL BIG FISH - there is my definition of rock. You wanna know why?
Because they SAY they " Rock " - There is my definition of rock. IF they say " We rock " - then maybe they're Rock.
blah blah blah Im tired of typing ROCK. To tell you the truth I never found music much of something to debate over.

especially something as stupid as this.
its music.
listen to it.
shut up why dont you?
-------------------------------------
SICKNESS - get down with it :

So these antibiotics arent helping my neck-problem any. In fact now my ear hurts like a bitch. So I call the place up and say : " Hey they gave me stuff and said if it didnt work to come back - can i make an appointment for tomorrow? " - she says : " I can put you in for wednesday " - and Im thinking : " Bitch I hope I'm dead by then, then we'll see who " comes in wednesday " - HOLEY SHIT - she didnt even tell me what time. . . hmm.

That picture you posted Steve...

just brings back the same old feelings that i wish the me of now could quantum leap back in time in punch the me of old in the head.

i feel shudders.

By your logic, that would mean if Avril Lavigne, Good Charlotte, and SUM-41 say they are punk, then they are, in fact, punk.

Those five women aren't worthy of the "rock star" title. It's obvious. It's insulting and misleading to place them on the cover.

On that wonderful MTV2 24 hour thing with Courtney Love, she expressed her outrage of media's portrayal of rock music and females. So she played the Strokes as an example of new rock happening now. She played Heart as an example of Women that Rock.
Just cuz you bought into media's idea of rock, doesn't make it true.

First Post Glory!!!

hum so i see everyone and there fucking mommy is talking about women in rock..WHO fucking cares...society is what says what 's good...
i say don't listen to those bastards...there idiots...you know what you like and no one can fuckin tell your ass any different who cares if jamie doesn;t like
Tori .....i do .....so there butthole...and ani and sinead ...oh no now that means that i must be a fag cuz i like shit that i can relate to huh??? and cuz i'm being a
dick mean s i hat e all men right...no not all just that fucking stupid ass ones....

Do a little dance, make a little post. . .

Woo - hoo. Now, if I'd bothered to plan this out, my story would be better. But I didn't. So it's not.

My brother and his wife live in a really exclusive ghetto part of town. They seem to be on the verge of divorce really happy with the way things are going for them right now - they just had their second bastard child, and seem to be adjusting quite well. They both smoke work a lot of pot and really hard for what they have freeloaded , and I'm very pround of them.

My dad has a fat new girlfriend. She was one of my mother's fat friends from back in the day. They are very close in wieght , but it's going to be funny when they're physically around one another because she's so much fatter shorter than him.

My sister's a bitch,

and that is the update on my family.

But they didn't say "rock stars" they said "women in ROCK". that means they are a part of rock.
and you know damn well that an issue of "men in ROCK" would actually have men in rock. They couldn't get away with saying that Justin Timberlake was a "man in rock".
If they felt it necessary to mention pop stars, they could just include interviews with them inside the issue.
but it is an insult to present a "women in ROCK" issue and for the cover, to not include women that rock.

monkies

I don't like Tori, but some of those quotes were really good.

OK Speaking of which, yesterday I received in the mail the new issue of Rollingstone. The concept of this issue was "Women in Rock". Unfortunately, this was only a concept in theory, because only 1 of the 6 women featured on the cover actually rock. The 1 woman is Alanis Morrisette, the 5 unworthies are Shakira, Britney Spears, Mary J Blige, Avril Lavigne, & Ashanti (Ashanti is also responsible for the boringest music I've ever heard).
Now the reason this pisses me off so much is because, imagine if Rollingstone did a Men in Rock issue. You'd see Aaron Lewis, Bruce Springsteen, Chris Carraba, Eddie Vedder, etc on the cover. You would NOT see Justin Timberlake or Jay-Z on the cover. And why the hell wouldn't you? because they don't rock.
Now that we figured that out. Why are those 5 girlies on the cover? They will never be played on modern rock radio. I'm insulted as hell that "girl rock" is considered as being sultry r&b singers, booty shakers, & adult cheerleaders.
Girls That Rock: Brody Armstrong, Tori Amos, Chrissie Hynde, Pat Benatar, Courtney Love, Gwen Stefani, Exene Cervenka, Joan Jett, Janis Joplin, Melissa Etheridge, Kathleen Hanna, Sheryl Crow, etc and so forth. ahh.. fuck you Rollingstone.

My link of the day is better

The weather thing: Fairly simple.
Large ruminants (i.e. deer and elk) don't move around much if the weather is nice this time of year. They'll stay bedded down in the thick brush and won't cross clearcuts and roads - the two places your count on seeing them. Rain makes them move around and feed. The animals being semi-nocturnal, this is something you need.

The rain also helps as a cover agent - the animals' senses of smell and hearing are dulled in the rain.

This, however, has not been "perfect" hunting weather. Not near enough wind and/or rain. This milder weather isn't quite enough to get them moving. Thurday and Friday would have been good, because the animals would have been getting ready for the storm that was supposed to happened.

Insofar as freezing your ass off - that's what Goretex and Thinsulate or for. With the right clothing and gear, you can stay warm and dry all day.

Of course, anyone who doesn't like being in the woods already won't enjoy hunting.

on a lighter note - it seems loose-slugs isnt updating. arugh.

Hunting - the more the people at my work talk about it the more I want to go out and buy a rifle and say : " Hey, teach me. "
Then I think differ of it. The stories I've heard about how " fun " it is to stay out in the woods and shit in your pants to stay warm just doesnt quite that much appeal to me. But there is something ... I dont know, I think it is reminiscant of the sniper's idealogy " I am God " - to hold a living being, literally, at your fingertips. The weather outside at the moment ( in the morning ) is - or so all those hunting folk at work say - PERFECT hunting weather. I didnt know what that meant so I asked and they said something about rain and cold weather. As long as it isnt warm - thats a good thing. I dont understand ( bradbury? ) - why cold/wet is better than warm/dry - I know it has to do something with " The deer come down when its cold/wet " - but WHY?.

moving on from hunting :

zach-o : I need to buy king missle cds. yes, yes I do ( hah, i noticed the reference, BITCH )
brean-na : Yes. Work sucks. as for liars who are your boss. tell'em off. I talk to my boss like " HEY YOU FUCKER " all the time. eh heh heh.
just-in : you work 14 hour shifts? Sweet - I burn twelves graveyard O_o
jeff : Im sure everyone else is as proud of you getting your named mentioned as I am. Seriously. No. Really. Here...

CONGRATULATIONS JEFF-O

Im sure you can taste the sarcasm. ;)
no - but really - if you wanna come down here im off tonight, tomorrow - day after - and day after
and if you do decided to stop by - DOWNLOAD A PIRATED COPY OF HITMAN 2 WITH YOUR UBER CONNECTION.
and PHOTOSHOP SEVEN. POINT. OH.
and you could get brice to drive you and then that would get my Requiem movie back and remind me to get him on the board.

OoOOoooOo

so. we've got pinkos. we've got justin+breanna. and we've got sarah. thats four out of five - now I need to get a-hold of brice ( ah hem )
and I also have to re-layout the board. augh. talk about a headache.
anyone have any suggestions of some sort? A lot of people wanted a picture on the back of the slug and the guy pointing at it for some reason.
I dont know why, but uh. I guess they liked it ( any other ideas? )
you know. like the estrogen-induced pink-hued flower-overdosed version? :D

....I've discovered in recent weeks that hypothermia is a strange thing....and I've reaffirmed that glacier-fed rivers are very cold this time of year. Around 38 degrees, and seemingly getting colder by the day.
However, I've also made sure that Coho salmon fresh caught is fairly tasty. I'll keep you all updated on how good it is once smoked.

In further news: There is none. That's really it.

What the hell is up with all of you?

Wow...Justin and Breanna.
Long time no see, both of you.



Well....I really have had nothing to post about recently....at least nothing that any of the other slugs would care or know anything about. The funny thing is that I've had the inclination and/or desire to do so. It just hasn't happened. Well then. Time to "get my drink on" and watch some racing.

Okay, so after reading, oh let us say, the last month or so of posts I am left to wonder...
The last time I actually (or perhaps we more accurately, but we will stick with I, since I am the only one typing anything at the moment) saw/talked/interacted with any one of you people was when Horhey (and I don't care if horhey is just -Jeff- now, he will always be horhey to me), Micheal, and Brice decided to stop by my house back in July. Before that, well, I think the only person I have really talked to at all since Christmas is umm...Heather Taylor. So, seeing that this is the case, I am left with nothing witty to say. So I just want to let you all know, so it is straight...I hate College, and I hate how the College keeps screwing me over. I hate work, and I hate working for people who lie and blame things on me because they are affraid of conflict (especially when it is your boss). Oh, and I hate being guilt tripped by my parents every other day.
So, now that I have gotten that out...other than that, my life is peachy keen. And I am also having fun knowing that I have ruined Justin's perfect immune system. Now, How are you (you being everyone, I suppose)?

Off of me now and on to my other half:

She means her better half. Makin lots O'cash buying lots of home entertainment equipment. i.e.. 36" tv, tivo, xbox, game cube, etc...
No time during the week to do anything but work for 14 hours and sleep for 3-6 hours still considered a racist in some circles. I can fire people at work it is really fun you really should try it some time, it releases tension.

its ok pinkos.
at least we can understand you and you dont replace " c " with " k "
augh.

in other news : I seem to have contracted what the doctor likes to call : " I dont know "
which is to say that I definately have a virus - but it isnt strep throat and it isnt mono, although -
I do have a high % of mono cells - making me " tired " and not only that - my " kill infection cells " are high as well.
so they hooked me up with amoxocillin and said ' take these - if you dont get better in a couple days / dont feel a reaction / or gets worse - COME BACK!

go figure.

hum well we all see that andrew is alive not that i care and that not mud is just oweing me some muney sucka hum well see what high school does to you ....i never learned how to spell...

I never really understood that whole thing...but, then again, I came along in the wake of my brother. I guess my parents weren’t really concerned with what I would do, because he’d already done it all, and I learned from him how not to get caught doing most of it....

Yeah...so I go to plug my camera in just now to get the pictures from last night. 104 pictures copying over. Now I have to ponder how the hell I took 104 pictures last night. Maybe I had more to drink than I thought. Mr. R, maybe you can enlighten me....

Which brings me to my next point.

Since I turned 21 (six days now), I’ve only been carded twice. I’ve purchased alcohol on more than a dozen occasions, at different establishments. And I’ve only been checked twice.
Makes me wonder how much more shit I could’ve done if I’d have had the balls to try.

theoretically couldnt you give them my phone number and then if they're so paranoid to ' call if you're there ' -
you'd be here and that would be that.
personally I never was one to condone the whole " Im over at this person's house " when you're not.
I always chalked that up to a bunch of girls using excuses so they could go out and fuck some boyfriend.
Never understood it because I was always open with my parents : " Hey, I'm out - I'll be back tomorrow " - something like that.
also - arent you twenty or something? You cant stay out when it isnt a school night?
What the hell is with that?
and further more - I dont think anyone should want to be around me at the moment.
whatever the fuck is the matter with my throat just might be contaigous. Heh heh heh.

james you have to let me know when the poker night will be so i can tell my parents that i'm staying at heathers for the night (if that is alright with heather) so we can party all night hehe
heather could you call me sometime soon so i may arrange this with you
again i'm free tonight tomorrow and saturday.............
i have no money but i'm still looking forward to poker

HOMIE THEATRE PRESENTS
EPISODE ONE

Once, a long time ago, there was a homie who's name was Fred - however for all intents and purposes in Homie theatre we will call Fred by "the homie who looks like eminem"


Anywho. So this homie who looks like eminem has a relitively good life - with his rap record sales on the top twenty he could afford enough cash monies bling bling to buy himself the gold around his neck and the really awesome baseball cap on his head. Not to forget his jacket, and his good pal Ruff - whom for all intents and purposes will be called " The homie who looks like eminem's homie dog "


Continuing on. The homie who looks like eminem eventually came to the conclusion that he couldnt have hot-sex with His homie dog, or well he could but he didnt know if The homie dog was on birth control so he didnt want to chance it. So sporting his coat / dog / hat / bling bling - he went around walking at the local mall and found himself some bitch to tag-a-long by his side. Her name was Yo-londa, but for all intents and purposes will be called " The homie who looks like eminem's bitch " - not to be confused with The homie who looks like eminem's homie dog


And so The homie who looks like eminem, his dog, and his bitch all lived a happy life and kicked it easy livin the fine life - sippin' on jin and juice, bustin phat-azz rhymes and rhythms at The homie who looks like eminem's record studio. The homie who looks like eminem's bitch was on birth control so the two of them went at it like rabbits in heat only without the little rabbits popping out like popcorn in a microwave. Everything was going fine until ...


Edward, Tiffany, and Butch - whom for all intents and purposes will be refered to as " Trenchcoat homie, Trenchcoat homie's bitch, and Trenchcoat homie's dog " - got a little jealous of The homie that looks like eminem and his crew. So he decided to hatch a plan by dog-napping The homie that looks like eminem's dog. But he didnt want to do it to where anyone would know that it was HE who did the deed! So he hired ...


Sanchez and Betty, whom for all intents and purposes will be refered to as " Betty and Sanchez "

WHAT will happen to the homie who looks like eminem's dog? WHO are Sanchez and Betty? WHY is Trenchcoat homie jealous of The homie that looks like eminem and want to ruin his life? MAYBE all these questions will be answered in :

- HOMIE THEATRE : EPISODE TWO -
TUNE IN NEXT WEEK, BITCH

Yes indeed.
The eldest Borton son's 21st birthday party was a smashing good time.

This included the time (nearly an hour) it took to get angry piss-drunk John Paul safely home and in bed.

Good times.

and meanwhile, this is my new song -

Do a little dance,
Make a little post,
Get slugged tonight -
Yeah!
Get slugged tonight!
Get Blogged,Get Blogged,Get Blogged,Get Blogged
Get Blogged,Get Blogged

2nd verse pending

Everybody see my HR? Haaaa!

The Unquestionable Top 20 Posts of all Time
Someone with more computer skills should've done this one. Seriously.

---

#20 ->Okay, so it's not one of my favourites - but this post inspired so many replies that it has to be mentioned. Seriously. Who would have thought such a debate would be sparked by so stupid a subject? and for the record, Smashing Pumpkins were not really all that bad.

#19 -> Ah, who can forget the good 'ol days, back when Micheal tried to get us to do drugs or give him money through subliminal messaging. I can't. Believe me, I've tried. My favourite message was in the form of a spelling error - typical of Micheal's posts in general, but not his messages up until that point. The day that Micheal told us, He ons it, baby.

#18 -> I used to hate it when people would post all those suck-ass poems. I would always think - "Why the hell are they encouraging him? I mean, Damn". No one ever encouraged the true, great, talented poets on our board - but, if he's willing, I'd like to invite Steve to write us another verse or two.

#17 -> Under normal circumstances, I'm not cool enough to make the list. However, It's my list, not yours! Btw, James broke it so that I no longer make the list. Mother Fucker.

#16 -> This is not a cool post. It has no graphics, no scrolling, no annoying horozontal rules - but it inspired more posts than any of the bands better than SP, than the most vile things imaginable, than even say it with pen. .eh. . Jeff. Care to guess what it is? A Slug is Born

#15-> Remember all the debates about totalitarian James overtaking the board? Some people didn't realize that sometimes it was necessary - times when people could be otherwise hurt by the origional content. Sometimes, he was acting to save the children, don't ya know! In this spirit of dictator ship, James and RaechelleLaRee brough us A Child-Safe Christmas.

#14 -> We all miss Zach-o, don't we? (if you don't, say you do anyway; it'll make his day!) I used to love it when he was homeless, posting when he could get to a computer instead of using that computer to go online in search of a job or something. Sheesh. IIt was in poverty that Zach-o discovered his roots in the black community and began his Zach-o Raps for us. Man, those were the days!

#13 -> Ah, college life! Jeff used to do some great posts about life at U-Dub. (on a sidenote, does anyone else think that soulds like the U-Dub-ua-B? anyway. . .) Many of them had pictures of his roomate(s used condoms) and the girl that he wanted to(fuck every which way) kill, but one of my favourites had no pictures or songs at all. No, it was not the JamesBop! Jeff once posed the all important question - Who was he calling?

#12 -> Once upon a Frebruary, James led the board in a collective heave. A dry heave, that is, when he offered to Cook us all breakfast.

#11 -> Also not my favourite post, but deserving of a mention. Remember the debate that ended with the admission that Damn Potatoes had no rights? Who could forget; unless you weren't on the board at that time, in which case you technically didn't forget because you never knew to begin with.

#10 -> and then there was the New Year's Zach-o spent in jail. He went because he wanted to, not because the wanted to be assraped every which way by every prisoner present. At least that's what he told us. Perhaps Jeff could get Harry Wapler to look into Mr. Staley's true intentions. ..wants. . needs. . .desires. . .unless this is a porn-free zone.

#9 -> Now, this one did spark a lot of responces, a lot of moral debates. . .but I thought it was funny as hell. Nothing amuses me more than The Downfall of a Leader

#8 -> The following October, Aaron gave us a reminder of the flam cakes, and brought a new disgust and outrage at James' cooking techniques.

#7 -> This needs no introduction - not that I can think of one anyway. If you did't like Sim James, you suck and no one cares for your opinions, anyway.

#6 -> Damn. I used to think that Aaron had never really had a great post. . but Wherefor ist Thy currently? brings it to Aaron-o-ramma, with 3 posts in a row. Way to go, Aaron. Use this to your advantage - ladies love a good poster! Sidenote: no, not really, but if you use it and it loses you any dates, it's your own stupid fault for listening to a woman!

#5 -> I didn't like this post, but then, I think cock is not all that appetizing.

#4 -> Ooh, kitty. While all of you all participated in visual porn, one man took the artform beyond mere imagary. He showed us all how deeply he felt for the Thundercats - and unabashedly admitted his love of Snarf. Where's the sequel? You go, girl.

#3 -> Sometimes when board members fight, it's upsetting. People have been known to leave the board, forever changing content and leaving us without posts that might have been intertaining or informative. Sometimes, though, it's just too funny..

#2 -> This little picture needs no introduction! It's things like this that made all the Sept. 11th hoopla worthwhile.

#1 -> By now, my hands are really cold, so Post #1 will be delayed. ..expect if Thursday at the latest, to be coincided with Jeff's mega post.

Just Kidding - Fuck you all, It's my list and if you don't like it, make yer own list!

{ to further the effectiveness of this post - in the event you have a SHITTY connection ( as i do ) what you could do is go to your browser's preferences and turn off " show pictures " - this will make the page load faster, and when you want to look at a picture, you can just right click + show picture }

That, Mr. Collins, was one of the best posts in recent history.

Also one of the most time-consuming, waiting for that damn thing to scroll......

Fo-getta-bout-et

All i feel is burning in my eyes. my throat. my nostrils. my right ear. I dont want to go to that god-forsaken clinic again. give me drugs. whoo-eee. Im going to go to work tonight. Thats for damn sure. Even if I feel like shit. Fuckem. My parents are now asking me for 500$ - who would have figured that in the course of two months you could really get finacially screwed over. I have 600$ Barely enough to maintain the few bills I have. Life, as a physical embodiment - seems to be nothing more than lack-luster. Where everyone finds happiness I generally just tend to find more things that drag me down. On the outside I can just say that I feel like shit - that my throat or tonsels or whatever it is - is killing me : when in fact on the inside I am emotionally empty. I know when I should feel certain emotions and I feel they writhe and wiggle around inside of me but they never exactly " feel " - You could say I am in control then. A part of me finds it depressing - but it is what I wanted, no? To be in control of one's emotions and/or what they feel - reguardless of the circumstances? Maybe not control. Just supression. Instead of feeling I get a vague impression of what I should be feeling.

I ran my head into a brick wall a bit ago, literally.
I look at the bruise on my forehead and wonder why - but nothing seems to come as an answer.
maybe I've suppressed those as well.

oh. and to finish it off :

ZACH-O EATS MAN-COCK and GIGGLES WHEN THEY SPURT UPON HIS FACE - HE ENJOYS LONG WALKS ON THE BEACH AND BEING TAKEN FROM BEHIND - SOMETIMES HE FANTASIZES ABOUT A FOREST OF SAPPY TREE STUMPS AND PENIS IN WHICH HE DANCES AROUND IN THE NUDE - IF TWO GAY MEN WALK INTO A STRIP CLUB - HE PICKS THEM UP AND TAKES THEM HOME FOR HOMOSEXUAL GAY-THREESOME ACTION - SOMETHING SOMETHING - AVACADOS - DID I MENTION THAT ZACH-O EATS MAN-COCK? OH SHIT I'M REPEATING MYSELF... UMM. YEAH.

so i'm a retard
i'm new at this and having a bad week so there

Sarah -

hitting post will make it where it will only show up on blogger.com
hitting post & publish will make it where it will show up not only on blogger.com ( where you post )
but also on loose-slugs.com - where people " check the board "

im tired.

mwahahhahhah look this is me posting oh my i'm hyperventelating because i'm so excited about posting (not really)

i just wanted to tell everyone a story about a turtle
the turtle went for a walk
the end
thank you i'm here till thursday

EAT SHIT AND DIE

so I've been thinking a lot about things lately and I figure that it is high-time that I " gather everyone together " again - you know, pull the little puppet strings I have on all of you slug-fucks and say : " HEY! LETS ALL GET TOGETHER BECAUSE WE'RE PALS AND ENJOY EACH-OTHER'S COMPANY " or something along those lines. But I assure you nothing will ever be as awesome as that very first barbeque.

shoba-dowhop.

I thought of more people to add to the board.
wheeee.

nothing more to report.
also - I just got Pinkos and Justin on the phone and invited them both.
Hopefully they wont throw me off like old milk and just ignore the invites - I called Sarah : got an answering machine.
So i'll call later.

Woooo - and to clarify : Jeff seems to believe that Im setting up another barbque.
that isnt what I meant to imply - rather, that I was thinking about getting everyone together.
not necissarily for food - or a barbeque, but just ... well ... SOMETHING.

gone now.

ahh.. my sis is such a hypochondriac.
She keeps insisting I need to find "sanitary wipes" to wipe down the computer and phone because I got "bronchitis" all over it.
I don't have bronchitis..

nazi punks
FUCK OFF

I would definately like to say that I hate people who drive white mini-vans. Or hell, vans for that matter. VANS ARE STUPID AND I HATE THEM. I ALSO HATE THOSE WHO DRIVE VANS. VANS SHOULD BE ILLEGAL. Just when I have a straight-away because some fuckin' van that was going 30 miles per hour in a fourty five mile per hour zone decides to take a left and I begin to speed up SOME OTHER GOD DAMNED VAN SOMEHOW MANAGES TO PULL OUT IN FRONT OF ME FROM A SIDE ROAD AND GOES THE SAME GOD DAMNED SPEED. DONT CLICK ON THIS LINK --- And not only do i hate Vans, I hate super cars that people buy just so they can say : : " LOOK AT ME I HAVE THIS SUPER CAR " and instead of having the super car do super things they get in front of me and go slow slow slow to where I have to pass them and think to myself : you know if i had a super car like that I would probably get a lot of speeding tickets. SO MUCH FOR STUPID. Sometimes I just want to beat the living daylights out of people who, for no apparent reason, start slowing down in the middle of the road in front of me and then next thing you know they go and take a turn - OH WAIT THEY DIDNT EVEN USE A TURN SIGNAL. I MEAN CHROIST IT ISNT LIKE TURN SIGNALS ARE SUPPOSE TO INFORM ANYONE WHERE YOU'RE GOING TO GO IN A VEHICLE, I FIGURED THEY WERE PUT THERE FOR DECORATION.

"HAY MAWH, LOOKET HERE MAH CAR DONE BLINKS WHEN I PULL DIS 'ERE LEVAR!"


" Looking for a good time? "

FUCK IT - LETS GO BOWLING

I need sex

For $50/hr? come on, Zach-o, we all know you better than that!

Megan McFadden at Fox's....REALLY?!?!?!?
I may have to look into this further.....

Chroist.

Working for twelve hours straight is a toll on one's body when all you're use to is laying around.
So nothing new is going on. I have seen the television show : Soppranos - and well, im addicted.
Go figure. Mmmm, Gangster / Mob activity. Nothing sweeter.


Some things are bothering me as of late,
some things arent. It is silly - really.

Steve - I would have had contact with betzer earlier however it seems I lost her email-address.

It feels good to work again, thats for sure.
Can anyone else think of anyone " from back when " like betzer that we could put our collaborative minds out to " get " ?
Now this may be hear-say, but I hear Megan McFadden works at the Fox(xx)'s down close by -
And - for anyone interested : I ran into Sam a bit ago and not only pulled his email-address but phone number as well.
I have still yet to get ahold of Brice.

umm.
yeup.

Damn you,Collins house!!! I forgot my post over there, and now that I'm awake, I can;t do it!!! Grrrr!!!

Meanwhile - Krissie should post a picture of her hair. I like hair, a lot, probably because I'm a woman. Yeah.

Keep in mind:
I lived 12+ years in the south.
I only weigh appx 90 lbs.

Hmm.....I can't help but think you have something wrong with you....

It's October, and still almost 70 degrees out during the day....that's warm.

Of course, I spend all winter camping in the snow, hunting, fishing and hiking. I usually only wear a t-shirt and jeans.....

1. wow I have no clue what emo is talking about. I'm out of the loop again...
2. Is Kingdom Hearts that game that's a combo of Disney + Final Fantasy?
3. I got my hair cut super cute & trendy like Reese Witherspoon in Sweet Home Alabama. I'm totally excited, and it makes me happy, and I don't care if you guys don't care.
4. How can you guys stand living here?? it's so unbelieveably cold. I'm wearing a sweater and jacket.. and it's only the beginning of October. jesus christ. i'm gonna be freezing until june. side note: my parents are in FLORIDA and they tell me I wouldn't wanna go cuz it's 90 degrees & sunny. :/

Hahaha...

Zach-o, i love you man.

Buttsexx?

speaking of stupidity & ignorance, here's some fun quotes:
"It's better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt. "
— Abraham Lincoln

"Stupidity has a certain charm — ignorance does not. "
— Frank Zappa

Stupid people are a plague upon the face of the planet. There are a damn lot of them, and by definition they reproduce more than intelligent people.

Life sucks, so buy a fucking helmet.

Napster -

The board is not a cache of followers in which one can merely say : " DESTROY THIS PERSON " and everyone bands together and humiliates some online-persona or website. Of course, I do that - but I do that in jest and was rather surprised when people actually speak to the random-people that talk to me from AIM. I post my conversations from them, here, because not only do I think they are funny - but because ignorant people ( at hand ) are fun to play with. Notice : PLAY WITH.

What you've done, three posts in a row - doesnt show anything to play with really. I dont understand why you cut/paste excerpts from the website when we all could go there ourselves and read. Or well, ( sorry michael ) - most of us can read. Not only that, but you curse and wail at the moon about how stupid people are and how angry it makes you. GROW UP. I will tell you a little secret : those stupid people arent going anywhere. And they really dont have a problem with you not getting any sleep and getting all angry. In fact, I dont even think they care. The only person you are troubling is yourself. YOU CANNOT CHANGE THE WORLD. YOU CANNOT CHANGE PEOPLE. - Getting angry over other people is a waste of energy. Find something that you dislike ABOUT YOURSELF and change it. Re-direct your anger. Or, better yet - mingle with those you hate.

It will fix you, very quick.

Go to a rave. Go to a foam party. Dont participate in anything you dont condone ( ie : drugs / alcohol / promiscious sex ) - and dont go taking some high-road " Holier than thou " route and damning everyone who does participate in such activities - but do something else : GO THERE AND HAVE FUN. Your perceptions of reality and people should change. Accept that other people make choices that you dont agree with, but also - THAT THE CHOICES YOU MAKE ARE NOT THE CORRECT CHOICES. There are no correct choices. There is no correct path in which to live your life. With these things in mind you come to realise YOU HAVE NO RIGHT, NO REASON, NO FOUNDATION to get angry at ANYONE BUT YOURSELF. Because where you can get on other people's cases for not following the rules and regulations you've set out for living, YOU CAN ALWAYS GET ON YOUR OWN CASE.

Or.

You could just toss all my advice out of a window and continue on the route you're on.
Wait.
and if you do that - please, when it comes to something like this :

you all are fucking idiots...basically what youve tried to do is hash out an over simplified melodramatic explanation of existentalism for all your white druggie raver foam party friends. But what youve drudged out is a large steaming pile of the word like and big words that im guessing that you dont even really know the meaning of. And as for your bafflement of why people dont try drugs...its for the same reason that people dont think that fucking there toaster will give them improved virility in there day to day love lives. Or how sniffing your cats worm encrusted asshole just might improve ones ideas about how your life is nothing but a fucking waste of oxygen

post it on Their board.
I dont want to hear it.
It demeans us all and makes us all look like the idiots you so profess others to be.
Or rather not us, but you.

Now I take my pain-riddled body and drive to the clinic, where DOCTORS DONT DO SHIT.

Heh heh heh - I said "Hi!" to my friend, but his status was set to away.

This is his away message.

This is not Andy - for reals.

Kosavarich says:
I'm lost in a torrent of emotions.
I was crazy to care, I was a fool to think.
Pieces of my soul scattered by you.
Now I attempt to collect myself and continue thru.

I bought another truck.

Yes, indeed.

That would be number three.

I wouldn't worry about pictures not coming...

i think james is finally in the mood to retaliate for that picture post 'bout the woman assRAPING him :)

by the way james: thanks for the text message,
i wanted to know if was able to accept those.

heh

That seriously kicked ass...

"The Hammer of the Gods"

More like a whole damn ICP record I suppose......

wait... i shouldn't say devirginatizing...

that might be too much of an assumption.

Hahaha...

i didn't even think of that.

Though in my defense... i am not aware of an ICP song where a SUPERfat woman in a bikini is de-virginatizing james' ass...

then again... it being ICP... i wouldn't put it entirely past them.

This board is rapidly turning into an ICP song.................

Actually... that sounds like the "insert" key has been hit on the keyboard...

if you hit "insert" again, it should turn it off...

that doesn't mean i'm right... but that's my best guess as to what's going on. It's happened to me before, and that usually fixes it

Busy with work.
And hunting (yes, Chrissie, killing animals with guns. Or at least trying to)
And racing.
Ugh.

It seems when I’m not busy with any of that, I just stare at the wall blissfully.

Feed your head.

What...how...hurt at work?
This is a situation where you must think every move through very thoroughly before you do anything....talk to people who have dealt with L&I before.
Remember, the pricks at L&I like nothing better than screwing some poor working fucker. When it comes to spine and joint injuries, they have it easy....these kinds if things are very hard to prove one way or the other.

Good luck man, you’re going to need it.

I really dig zach-o's last post. he spoke of my anus. that turns me on.
Im gonna try and post because im not drugged at the moment.
They drug me a lot and the last drugs they have me on ( Vicoprofen ) dont seem to fix my pain.
Just turn me into, literally, an asshole who wants to kill everyone.
and it messes with my head a lot.

I dont want this to turn into a " look at me I am mike and am drugged up wow Im so high and psychotic " post.
I will try to make that not happen.
Jeff made a disturbing post and so far nobodoy has sayd much about it.
... very disturbing.
where is bradbury? He deep in work, he hasnt posted much. Or maybe he has and I havent seen.
I dont know ... Im really sorry all of you - I wanted to reform the board but ... oh ... you dont know.

I got hurt at work and im missing work and they drug me and I get an MRI soon.
I didnt ... It was an accident... I dont know... I dont like it ... I just want it to be over. Soon.

I will get Mr. R on the board - and see what I can do to get Mike Rigney as well.
Other faces soon to be on the board : Sarah Betzer - a lot of you didnt like her but if you give her a chance she's much better.
people grow up from who they were in hich school - or at least most of us.

( cough )

more faces : I've talked to Jeff and tried to get him to get ahold of Breanna and Justin.
Old pals. From back in the day that I'd enjoy having on the board. Jeff says Justin isnt into posting as much.
But they had good opinions and would definately enjoy their say on some things.
more faces : Brice - although I dont know if he has an internet connection yet or what he is up to - I would very much like to get him on the board as well. He is funny - and if you've seen him recently, he has physically matured a lot.
more faces : Pinkos - hopefully I can get her in on the slug action as well.

Im hoping to make a new layout for the board. I dont know when. but it will also intergrate " ASK BRADBURY" as it was suppose to.

Hey - Im on it guys.
and thanks for all of you being around still.
and being alive.

Sorry I didnt get to say good-luck to Bonnie, but she'll be back someday.
Jimmoi calls me from time to time and says he'll post but never does. fucker. Next time he calls i'll be sure to get him to.
and Im working with photoshop. Mmm, picture goodness.

Hey - Im gonna burn.
and remember all the " fun posts " from back when?
Heather keeps talking about them and reminding everyone of good times.

heh heh heh.

oh ya..
I found pants today that were a size less than zero.
I never thought it was possible. They were 00.
I didn't buy em cuz they were striped and kinda ugly.. ya.. but it's nice to see that option available now.

damn zach and his "i hate this.." post. because I was planning on including "I hate this.." on my post, oh well I'll continue nonetheless.

1. I helped my mom pick out 3 christmas gifts for me today: the new Ryan Adams and two old 'Mats albums that I have been searching forever for (I chronicled this in here awhile back... to refresh your memories: Best Buy refused to carry these albums in Washington stores for some damn reason... so ya I found the cd's at the FYE).
2. I literally got 0 hours of sleep last night. I got all philosophical or something.. I don't know.. all that damned thinking kept me up. I was analyzing the whole inevitableness of lonliness. how I have like NO girl friends (who live in this state). and how to scam out of doing a Health class.
3. I hate livejournal now more than the first time my friends told me to make a journal. Something about the communities I read last night. and some other reasons, such as: i don't like it. Kim will murder me if I delete it.
4. "New" Nirvana soon. yay
5. Speaking of the whole thing, I'm dissatisfied/hating the internet too for the same basic reasons as LJ. but I'm on now cuz of KIM. so ya, she best be happy (oh and apparently by the greeting she gave me: she was).

EDIT: I think I sound lesbianish in this post..

---

The Further Adventures of a Particular Midget

---

As with all dying questions... one does not simply give up the search for an answer after stumbling into a wall...

Such is the case with our friendly travelers... who find themselves today traveling into a country with a peculiar rock formation. I am not allowed to say the name of this country... for if i did, they might wage war on me for saying that nekkid men with dogs in their lap often find habits laying on their rock formations...

...which just wouldn't be right.

So anyway:

As always, it is the search for knowledge and truth that drives our weary friends... but what is this... does this man possess the answer to that which our friends seek out??


Is it true... could perhaps... all this time... there answer lay in the mind of our very own friend... the creator of this here magnificent board... James Collins, himself...


...Perhaps another time, for he seems... preoccupied.

The gloves are off Collins... the gloves are off.
{ I've fixed your post Mr. Paulino, I've fixed your post }

we all know what the CHURCH says ...

but what opinion that of the working woman ?

hmm indeed.

I'm almost finished with my list - and it would have been my first post - if I could find that last post by MIcheal Collins.

For now, I'm here to talk about past times - happier times. I'm here to talk about the month that Jesse got his bear hat - the month that Andy became a bar tender, James became a box - maker, and Josie became an EMT and learned to swim. Aaron began to more avidly post SimJames, which ended in a tragic fire only 3 episodes in. Mike Rigney vowed to quit smoking, then vowed to quit quitting. Jeff exposed us to the truth about the Pope, Super Jimmoi Number 1!, and pondered 5 years.

The best month in Slug history

Damn, I hope that worked.

just in case you were wondering :

the church says : ....

heh.

the pain resides in a small spart just below one's lower rib on the left side of th elumbar region of your back.
where i stay s trapped and haunts you while you little do nott hink bout it.
given time it will gnaw on the pieces around it until once - not toyour knowkledge
it slips out and dances upon your back pieces.
and then it will sear its way up to tyour neck and playwith your head and braincase
and toss hopscotch across that which is known to be your backside.
adn the only release is to drug oneself with such pills as to not know where you were going
or why you were thinking of going therein the first place.

bette ryet.
who is going anywhere?

Although the video game was controversial because of its violence,
the feature film version will aim for a PG-13 rating.

whats we talkin about boys?
DOOM the movie. ah hah hah.

---

An Age old Question

---

I'd like to present to you all... the wonders of digital media, and how it can record aspects of our daily lives

and the ongoings around...
take for example,

this fun conversation captured using the latest in digital media and speech-to-text technology:

just an everyday convo between two fun-loving midget guys in bondage gear...


...strikes up a provacative and philosophical question...


...a question, only one person can answer...


...but he seems a little... preoccupied...

I love technology. :)

ah what the hell, i'm a pansy

... that and i'm never serious about anything... well at least not anything that i'd tell you about...
or am i

what the hell am i posting about...

Jeff Paulino, President of the United Cracks of America
2717 Western Ave #330
Seattle, Wa 98121

I once put my address up here...

but nobody cared.

do you know how i know that nobody cared...

nobody stopped by to say hello

or "how's the new place jeff"

no... sniff sniff

I hate vicodin so, so much.

Right....so now I feel a little strange as well....I figured most people would......as Steven would say - *shrugs*

Yep.....both Percocet and Vicodin are very good pain killers.....mixing them is.....well I know James is familiar....

sorry, I wasnt placed on valium - i was placed on vicodin and percoset.
now - i was going to say something but I forgot.

whee.

I love Courtney's music--even if it's not that good, I still love the hell outta it.
and I like seeing her on the telly-- doing interviews, just talking.
i mean even if I don't agree with her 100%, I just like seeing her there.

With that said, I think she's an insane bitch.
There's a stage Courtney and there's the real Courtney. I am able to separate the two. It's just so much easier that way.

I hope that made sense..

Finally, Nirvana's my favorite band.
"In Utero" is my favorite album.
"Drain You" is my favorite song.
I love em.
BUT I'm cool with the fact that not everyone else will even like em.
as long as their reason isn't cuz "Nirvana sucks" cuz that's just... gay
and I know that it makes me look bad for being a huge Nirvana fan and liking Courtney.. but I explained my reasoning above and it's just how I feel.

I'm posting

Yeah--

I'm tired.

So i'm posting that i'm tired.

sorry... it sucks, i know
wait... i'm not sorry.

Sure, why not...

25118 54th Ave E
Graham, WA 98338


For what it's worth.

OH MY CHROIST!
today after going to the clinic and getting more drugs I stopped by the mall.
in which I ran into a good lookin' gal and we got to chatting.

and now, in retrospect, I realise something.
I WAS FLIRTING WITH A GIRL AND SHE WAS FLIRTING WITH ME!

Im so hardcore going to the mall my next day off.
awesome. awesome. awesome.
and she's 23

Mmmmm.

Bitch - the directory still even had the .rar files downloaded which were needed to unpack the game ( worms )
and Worms world party was the one that I pirated ( oh so long ago )
although I vaguely remember you saying you pirated a copy yourself, which compelled me to get it as well.

Hmm.
possibly.
still - unless you save the old .rar files ...
you got it from me :b

I dont know anyone else who saves the old unpack-files.

OH -
what was with dumping me with " the new guy " ?
ok - dont get me wrong, being as I have nothing against him - but he just seems ... ah ... whats the word.
I dont know the word yet - but I just ... dont like him : not that I avidly dislike him - but there doesnt seem to be...
" empty " was the word I used to describe breanna - and it is something like that.

You'd have to take the emptiness of breanna and the chameleon-like skills of andy - combine them and you get " the new guy "
He'd just sit there quietly while everyone was yammering on chatting and then once and a while say something that was either absolute bullshit and you could tell - or just ... well, uninteresting. He was, however, a good place-holder. Someone good to tag-a-long when you need a spot to fill, but for chroist sakes man you left him at my house. I dont even know the guy - I was so paranoid. CHROIST. I wanted to call you up and yell at you and say : " YOU SHOULD HAVE BROUGHT HIM HOME WITH YOOOOOU! " - I locked my door ( well I always lock my door ) when I went to sleep that morning, and had I found my key to my room - would have locked it when I woke up later that evening when he was still there.

" Hey James me and Mike just killed off that skeleton and ogre all by ourselves!!!!! " - he exclaimed to me.
Well no shit sherlock. We had a lvl 1 warrior ( dave ) - lvl 4 wiz - lvl 4 rogue - lvl 4 ranger.
oh wait - now you get a lvl 4 ranger and a lvl 4 cleric ( if michael even used his new character, in which case he didnt, subsitite lvl 7-9 in stead of 4 ) and OF COURSE they're going to rip through that mod. oh my jesus I wanted to throw something at him.

argh.

aaaaargh.

Courtney Love......*shivers*

Dirty.

I feel like I need tested for VD after just looking at her.....

24 hours of Courtney Love on MTV2 is the best thing ever.
1. It's Courtney Love, enough said.
2. The music videos are of bands I've never heard of.
3. RYAN ADAMS stopped by the MTV studio for 2 hours. From 1am-3am. He played some songs, showed a music video of his, talked a lot about music, AND tied his shoes. yum. I wish I was there.

My friend was planning on going to an Arabic Dance Club.
Now, I'm trying to figure out what the hell this is.
So I asked *my friend* what dancing he was planning on doing there and he goes "uh I guess Arabic Line Dancing"

Jesus chroist.
Steven has games that I use to play EONS ago.
you're laughing... no ... like remember when I pirated BLACK AND WHITE?
and WORMS?

jeeez. he even has an old-school version of COUNTERSTRIKE. :O

Uh....yeah....about this weekend.....

I'm not going to make it......

Something came up.

More things :

Getting MOHAA up and ready.
Getting MYTH-2 up and ready.

thinking about Freespace(2) - but dont know.

any other games to suggest?
also : if you have multiplayer games : do bring them. ( whomever is coming )
also : if you're coming, and can spare money to buy things such as soda or munchies - please do so.
I can buy ramen and dew later on in the night - zounds.

and about NWN multiplayer : imagine the " RPG " game of wc3 but with more options and goodies.

I would contest that I am " just bad people "
because I'm SUCH AN ASS.

...

on another note - i found a NEVERWINTER NIGHTS CD KEY GENERATOR.
a rare find indeed!
you know what that means?

Mmmm.

FV-- I found something we have in common...

"Lesbian Gestapo" and "Homosexual Juggernaut"

Those sound more like porno movie titles than anything else....

The sad thing about dickweeds like this is that some people actually take them seriously.

My esteemed co-worker [read: dill-hole], who I'll refer to simply as "the Pud," was all hyped up for Pat Buchannon last year....he kept saying shit like "if I was sure Bush was gonna win, I'd vote for Buchannon."

The worst part is, the fucktard [I really do like that term] is Mexican/Indian from Arizona......but he acts like he's white right up until it's in his best interest to be a minority.

Not that I'm racist or anything....I just hate this particular piece of crap.

Valium is a terrible drug.

I understand how some people could become addicted to it.
because true - living a life which consists of nothing more than half-dreams and half-waking moments is ... cushey.

that's the whole "How can I miss you, if you won't go away?" theory

heh...."fucktards"

That does fit a lot of Tool fans, doesn't it?

I like it....

Oh, and don't worry about the ten bucks....I thought it was napster or someone that owed me....either way....If you feel the need to settle the debt, give the ten spot to Micheal, then he'll owe me forty instead of the thirty he does now....

FV-- I can't imagine there being a "scene" following Ryan Adams. and good points made about Tool, but you do choose to not identify with a "scene" which would be the point I was trying to make.. and even though it doesn't make a difference to the band, it's gotta mean something to you.