im in canada and they do say eh a lot it fuckin rocks i knocked out a guy in my first fight and now i get to go back and do it again
the first thing i heard here was do you know what this is all aboot eh? ahhh its great.. well got to go and this rocks
pishahh!!!`
March 16, 2002
oh.
because today is a new day.
and there is no link.
Apes, band together tonight!
( and if you didnt notice, the word " Apes " can be clicked on, it being a link. WOW! )
because today is a new day.
and there is no link.
Apes, band together tonight!
( and if you didnt notice, the word " Apes " can be clicked on, it being a link. WOW! )
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA......
well done, Mr. Collins.
"your average bethel high-schooler"....dude, I've left things swirling the bowl that had more fucking independent thought than your average student at BHS. I won’t even start with teachers (present company excluded, of course. I should also mention that, with a few notable exceptions, BHS has one of the best staffs around.)
WTF is this snow? At least it’s not sticking in any great quantity.
Später.
well done, Mr. Collins.
"your average bethel high-schooler"....dude, I've left things swirling the bowl that had more fucking independent thought than your average student at BHS. I won’t even start with teachers (present company excluded, of course. I should also mention that, with a few notable exceptions, BHS has one of the best staffs around.)
WTF is this snow? At least it’s not sticking in any great quantity.
Später.
Im attempting to change my schedule.
which explains why I am up this late.
and I will make this my " attack against Aaron " post -
as will continue as follows :
!!!!!!!!HI BOYS AND GIRLS!!!!!!!
ok.
so what was in my head would take too much effort.
effort I, being oh-so-much-better than the rest of you, will not put into this post. so ... eh. I'll just do it number wise because it is easier that way.
1. OWNING MORE NIN CDS DOES NOT MAKE YOU BETTER - but I can tell you all the different ways that my owning mine make me better than you - take for instance :
1a. I bought all mine through my own earned cash, wherein you either had someone else buy them, got money from your parents, or mowed a yard which does not constitute " a job ".
1b. I dont like NIN. I absolutely hate Trent Reznor. The only reason I want all the cds is so that I can make fun of people when they say they like NIN - and I can flash'em about and say " LOOKIE WHAT I GOT YOU SUX()R"
moving on, however -
You're short, sweet, yet horribly non-informing attack against my like of gattaca. Just in case you didnt catch it, you know it going by so fast that I almost didnt even see it - I will repeat it here :
" GATTACA? WTF? That movie was rat excrement!"
and why? Bad acting? Bad directing? Bad color scheem? No. None of these are mentioned - Not even a Bad sountrack or horrible plot. The main reason it was rat excrement was because Aaron has therefore said so. You make no backing to your claim - when my " liking it " were specifically stated to be personal reasons for liking it. It is always easy to shoot down the things others say they like when you dont have to actually think about saying they suck. But you see, another reason why I am better than you, is because I do think of why things suck, and when I run into things I dislike I know why I dislike them. I dont just dislike them because I figure thats what everyone else will say. And when I run into people who promote those things that suck, I am sure to tell them why and not just " BOY OH BOY, THAT SUCKS "
BUT WE'RE MOVING ALONG!
the instance which occured last friday was so blown out of porportion that it is silly that I'm even wasting my time explaining things to you. I got dicked at work. Period. The only working individual there who could possibly understand a god-damned thing I was trying to say would be Bradbury - and when you went off and started calling me an asshole, I looked to Bradbury and he casually said " I understand man. " - I was glad. Because it wasnt that I was an ass, It was that I know what the working part of life is. And I understand what it means to have plans for the weekend only to have work say " oh by the way . . . " and then your plans are all shits-ville, and when you go to your usual after-work place a bunch of loud fucktwits are all running around talking nonsense. -sigh-
but wait, kiddies, there is more.
You change your stance. You are the embodiment of everyone around you. I'm sure you'll start listening to abstract IDM music now that you've got Jesse to tag-a-long with. One day you'll say one thing is sux, the next - you'll be all over it proclaiming it the best thing sinced toast and butter. It is hard to decide what you're for and against being that your ideals change with the wind, time of day, or your last meal. I am better than you because I state one thing, I stand by that one thing, and three years down the road - DDR STILL SUCKS ASS.
and in closing -
I've never claimed that I was " better " than anyone, maybe exception to your average bethel high-schooler, and even there I tried to dumb down what little intelligence I may have so that I could get by without people saying " OH MY JESUS LOOK AT THAT ARROGANT SON OF A BITCH " - anyone showing any sign of intelligence will always be called arrogant. They will always have words like " IM BETTER THAN YOU " placed into their mouths, when they dont say or even consider such things - only because others are jealous or envious of them. It comes with the job. Which is why I didnt want it. But it seems no matter what I cant get away from it.
For the record, I never said I was better than you or anyone.
But you know what?
I just did.
which explains why I am up this late.
and I will make this my " attack against Aaron " post -
as will continue as follows :
ok.
so what was in my head would take too much effort.
effort I, being oh-so-much-better than the rest of you, will not put into this post. so ... eh. I'll just do it number wise because it is easier that way.
1. OWNING MORE NIN CDS DOES NOT MAKE YOU BETTER - but I can tell you all the different ways that my owning mine make me better than you - take for instance :
1a. I bought all mine through my own earned cash, wherein you either had someone else buy them, got money from your parents, or mowed a yard which does not constitute " a job ".
1b. I dont like NIN. I absolutely hate Trent Reznor. The only reason I want all the cds is so that I can make fun of people when they say they like NIN - and I can flash'em about and say " LOOKIE WHAT I GOT YOU SUX()R"
moving on, however -
You're short, sweet, yet horribly non-informing attack against my like of gattaca. Just in case you didnt catch it, you know it going by so fast that I almost didnt even see it - I will repeat it here :
and why? Bad acting? Bad directing? Bad color scheem? No. None of these are mentioned - Not even a Bad sountrack or horrible plot. The main reason it was rat excrement was because Aaron has therefore said so. You make no backing to your claim - when my " liking it " were specifically stated to be personal reasons for liking it. It is always easy to shoot down the things others say they like when you dont have to actually think about saying they suck. But you see, another reason why I am better than you, is because I do think of why things suck, and when I run into things I dislike I know why I dislike them. I dont just dislike them because I figure thats what everyone else will say. And when I run into people who promote those things that suck, I am sure to tell them why and not just " BOY OH BOY, THAT SUCKS "
BUT WE'RE MOVING ALONG!
the instance which occured last friday was so blown out of porportion that it is silly that I'm even wasting my time explaining things to you. I got dicked at work. Period. The only working individual there who could possibly understand a god-damned thing I was trying to say would be Bradbury - and when you went off and started calling me an asshole, I looked to Bradbury and he casually said " I understand man. " - I was glad. Because it wasnt that I was an ass, It was that I know what the working part of life is. And I understand what it means to have plans for the weekend only to have work say " oh by the way . . . " and then your plans are all shits-ville, and when you go to your usual after-work place a bunch of loud fucktwits are all running around talking nonsense. -sigh-
but wait, kiddies, there is more.
You change your stance. You are the embodiment of everyone around you. I'm sure you'll start listening to abstract IDM music now that you've got Jesse to tag-a-long with. One day you'll say one thing is sux, the next - you'll be all over it proclaiming it the best thing sinced toast and butter. It is hard to decide what you're for and against being that your ideals change with the wind, time of day, or your last meal. I am better than you because I state one thing, I stand by that one thing, and three years down the road - DDR STILL SUCKS ASS.
and in closing -
I've never claimed that I was " better " than anyone, maybe exception to your average bethel high-schooler, and even there I tried to dumb down what little intelligence I may have so that I could get by without people saying " OH MY JESUS LOOK AT THAT ARROGANT SON OF A BITCH " - anyone showing any sign of intelligence will always be called arrogant. They will always have words like " IM BETTER THAN YOU " placed into their mouths, when they dont say or even consider such things - only because others are jealous or envious of them. It comes with the job. Which is why I didnt want it. But it seems no matter what I cant get away from it.
For the record, I never said I was better than you or anyone.
But you know what?
I just did.
March 15, 2002
Mr. Collins: (First let me write thank you for the kind words regarding the current economic situation in my home. I do appreciate it. Hopefully things will work out.)
Second, get your ass to Evergreen. Today at BHS we had career day! OH! TESC was there. As I surveyed the catalogue and yearned to 18 again so that I could go to Evergreen and stay there all four years instead of leaving after 5 quarters (what a fool I was to leave!) I saw a class and thought of you.
Paradise Outlaws: Kerouac, Bukowski and the Beats
Spring/Group Contract
Faculty: Bill Arney, Craig Carlson
Enrollment: 48
Prerequisites: This all-level program will offer appropriate support for sophomores or above ready to do advanced work.
Lawrence Ferlinghetti, Charles Bukowski, Diane DiPrima, Jack Kerouac, Allen Ginsberg and other Beat writers shared a unifying vision of a better future, of the possibilities for change in America. They are part of a libertarian tradition that envisages an ideal, however romantic and unattainable, of the individual embracing personal freedom while resisting institutional values. They were outlaws aiming for Paradise. The Beats shared a populist perspective, a view that art is unelitist, antihierarchical, egalitarian. They professed to learn more on the street than in the academy. They tried to be accessible and honest. They were more concerned with the rawness of experience than with trying to get into the museum of literary culture. Students will study Beat politics, fiction and poetry. We will examine American culture in the 1960s through the work of Robert Frank, Hunter S. Thompson and others. We will read William Blake, Howard Zinn and Paul Goodman, listen to a selection of 1960s jazz and rock 'n' roll, and read/hear a selection of Beat writing. We will follow Allen Ginsberg's advice: The method must be purest meat and no symbolic dressing, actual visions and actual prisons as seen then and now.
Credit awarded in literature*, American studies*, writing* and art*.
Total: 16 credits.
Program is preparatory for careers and future studies in literature, humanities, law school, nuclear physics, sociology, history, American studies and poetry.
This program is also listed in First-Year Programs.
Second, get your ass to Evergreen. Today at BHS we had career day! OH! TESC was there. As I surveyed the catalogue and yearned to 18 again so that I could go to Evergreen and stay there all four years instead of leaving after 5 quarters (what a fool I was to leave!) I saw a class and thought of you.
Paradise Outlaws: Kerouac, Bukowski and the Beats
Spring/Group Contract
Faculty: Bill Arney, Craig Carlson
Enrollment: 48
Prerequisites: This all-level program will offer appropriate support for sophomores or above ready to do advanced work.
Lawrence Ferlinghetti, Charles Bukowski, Diane DiPrima, Jack Kerouac, Allen Ginsberg and other Beat writers shared a unifying vision of a better future, of the possibilities for change in America. They are part of a libertarian tradition that envisages an ideal, however romantic and unattainable, of the individual embracing personal freedom while resisting institutional values. They were outlaws aiming for Paradise. The Beats shared a populist perspective, a view that art is unelitist, antihierarchical, egalitarian. They professed to learn more on the street than in the academy. They tried to be accessible and honest. They were more concerned with the rawness of experience than with trying to get into the museum of literary culture. Students will study Beat politics, fiction and poetry. We will examine American culture in the 1960s through the work of Robert Frank, Hunter S. Thompson and others. We will read William Blake, Howard Zinn and Paul Goodman, listen to a selection of 1960s jazz and rock 'n' roll, and read/hear a selection of Beat writing. We will follow Allen Ginsberg's advice: The method must be purest meat and no symbolic dressing, actual visions and actual prisons as seen then and now.
Credit awarded in literature*, American studies*, writing* and art*.
Total: 16 credits.
Program is preparatory for careers and future studies in literature, humanities, law school, nuclear physics, sociology, history, American studies and poetry.
This program is also listed in First-Year Programs.
Uno -
does anyone else find it funny that Steven could think of me getting pulled over / ticket - wherein its always US thinking thats what happened to him? But of course, that's silly. Because he'd just out run them. pfaw.
NEWS OF THE UNDERWHAT
1. I bought a cd of a band NOBODY KNOWS OF - and they WONT GET POPULAR like JEW did. Nope. This one is a guarenteed winner.
2. sorry to hear about that DS - in the event you ever need some sort of " OH SHIT WE'RE GOING TO LOOSE THE HOUSE " payment - drop me a note and i'll see if I can help out, FOC. and as for Heather - please refrain from even mentioning her, being as she is dead and anything correlating to her - be it gossip or not - is not and will not be processed as, I repeat, she is dead. Oh - is your husband looking for a job? Because ... ( leading into statement number three )
3. I had contacted Mike and told him I'd go around grab a bunch of people to take them to the box factory and have 'em all sign up. Unfortunately I had just learned as of wednesday ( havent gotten around to talking to mike yet ) - that they are no longer highering " through the door " - which is to state that they kept getting DUMBFUCKS ( just think of jimmoi, but not with a fascination with bums ) - so they decided to go through a temp agency. What this means is that you'd have to go to someone else to work there.
But do not fret - Im currently getting information ( friday ) which I will be able to give anyone interested in a box-factory job the number and how to contact the temp agency - and then you can specifically tell them " I WANT TO WORK AT COMMENCEMENT BAY CORRUGATED!!!!!! " -
However, you must be willing to fuckin' work hard.
Because in the past three days I've been dubbed " The best C - guy in the plant " - and that's because I've damn well earned it. I work the hardest, and I do things quick. If you're going to come in on my name then you better not taint my reputation, damnit.
continuing on to ...
4. - about the box factory. Next week I'll be starting a new shift, a twelve hour shift. - fun fun fun. I will be working monday through thursday. Seven in the night to seven in the morning. Hot damn. And now I shall be off to cook my bacon burger.
AND YOU THOUGHT I FORGOT LINK OF THE DAY, YOU DIRTY BASTARDS?!
BECAUSE IT IS PONG
does anyone else find it funny that Steven could think of me getting pulled over / ticket - wherein its always US thinking thats what happened to him? But of course, that's silly. Because he'd just out run them. pfaw.
NEWS OF THE UNDERWHAT
1. I bought a cd of a band NOBODY KNOWS OF - and they WONT GET POPULAR like JEW did. Nope. This one is a guarenteed winner.
2. sorry to hear about that DS - in the event you ever need some sort of " OH SHIT WE'RE GOING TO LOOSE THE HOUSE " payment - drop me a note and i'll see if I can help out, FOC. and as for Heather - please refrain from even mentioning her, being as she is dead and anything correlating to her - be it gossip or not - is not and will not be processed as, I repeat, she is dead. Oh - is your husband looking for a job? Because ... ( leading into statement number three )
3. I had contacted Mike and told him I'd go around grab a bunch of people to take them to the box factory and have 'em all sign up. Unfortunately I had just learned as of wednesday ( havent gotten around to talking to mike yet ) - that they are no longer highering " through the door " - which is to state that they kept getting DUMBFUCKS ( just think of jimmoi, but not with a fascination with bums ) - so they decided to go through a temp agency. What this means is that you'd have to go to someone else to work there.
But do not fret - Im currently getting information ( friday ) which I will be able to give anyone interested in a box-factory job the number and how to contact the temp agency - and then you can specifically tell them " I WANT TO WORK AT COMMENCEMENT BAY CORRUGATED!!!!!! " -
However, you must be willing to fuckin' work hard.
Because in the past three days I've been dubbed " The best C - guy in the plant " - and that's because I've damn well earned it. I work the hardest, and I do things quick. If you're going to come in on my name then you better not taint my reputation, damnit.
continuing on to ...
4. - about the box factory. Next week I'll be starting a new shift, a twelve hour shift. - fun fun fun. I will be working monday through thursday. Seven in the night to seven in the morning. Hot damn. And now I shall be off to cook my bacon burger.
AND YOU THOUGHT I FORGOT LINK OF THE DAY, YOU DIRTY BASTARDS?!
March 14, 2002
My husband got "laid off" today. They should call it a fuck off because that is what it is. The company will not rehire. They laid off a bunch of people today. Now I, a lowly teacher, am the primary breadwinner of the family. Time to start buying lotto.
On a lighter note, Drew and Aaron each took a bite of a bar of rose scented soap in class today. One of the funniest things I have seen in a long time. I hope you are well, boys.
Mrs. Northington thinks Heather Taylor is pregnant. (had to spread the gossip)
On a lighter note, Drew and Aaron each took a bite of a bar of rose scented soap in class today. One of the funniest things I have seen in a long time. I hope you are well, boys.
Mrs. Northington thinks Heather Taylor is pregnant. (had to spread the gossip)
March 13, 2002
Hey James.
What?
What song have you had in your head for the past week?
" I dont like mondays "
Oh, here - ( file transfer )
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?
It's I dont like mondays, by tori amos.
IT ISNT BY TORI AMOS, Its by BOOMTOWN RATS.
( listens to song ) ( becomes enfuriated )
begin post -
I FUCKING HATE people who do remakes of good songs and make it suck ass. and then nobody ever listens to the ACTUAL ORIGINAL SONG and think OH WOW THE NEW ONE IS OH-SO-AWESOME, They are SUCH A TALENTED ARTIST.
gugh.
thats right, bitch
What?
What song have you had in your head for the past week?
" I dont like mondays "
Oh, here - ( file transfer )
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?
It's I dont like mondays, by tori amos.
IT ISNT BY TORI AMOS, Its by BOOMTOWN RATS.
( listens to song ) ( becomes enfuriated )
begin post -
I FUCKING HATE people who do remakes of good songs and make it suck ass. and then nobody ever listens to the ACTUAL ORIGINAL SONG and think OH WOW THE NEW ONE IS OH-SO-AWESOME, They are SUCH A TALENTED ARTIST.
gugh.
thats right, bitch
and here.
I almost forgot.
your very special
LINK OF THE DAY :
It's called mario twins,
they look the same -
those guys, they look so god-damned like the same person, I would say to them :
" you want ice-cream cone? "
and both of them would say yes, how in the hell?
suck it down buddy.
twice.
I almost forgot.
your very special
It's called mario twins,
they look the same -
those guys, they look so god-damned like the same person, I would say to them :
" you want ice-cream cone? "
and both of them would say yes, how in the hell?
suck it down buddy.
twice.
Opinion on a movie- gattaca
I was originally told the story was based off of Brave New World. Having read the book and having seen the movie - I see a slight, but almost non-existant, correlation. The movie itself can be summed up with its catchphrase :
"there is no gene for the human spirit"
I enjoy the movie from two aspects.
The first - is that the " perfect " man in which he steals the identity of. There is a part where he states : " I wasnt drunk when I stepped in front of that car, I was the most sober I've ever been in my entire life " - or something to the same extent. It is also stated " He may have been perfect and had been born for Gattaca, but he wasnt born with the will or want to do so. "
I love it.
The concept that true perfection makes one apathetic.
The concept that being able to do almost anything would make one ...
lackluster. lose interest. why bother. hum drum. boring.
It was the life they told me I would be living, being gifted.
It was the life I've specifically attempted, and successfully, avoided.
the second part.
Is the main character. Almost as in " Cats dont dance " with the cat who dances, He is told from every turn of the story " YOU CANNOT DO THIS " " THIS CANNOT BE DONE " - and he proceeds to do so. Proceeds to shove it down their god-damned throats that it can be done and he will accomplish that what he sets out to do.
Damn. I love it.
Im going to have to buy the film I love it so much.
Oh. and another good part :
" You want to know how I did it?
I never saved anything for the swim back. "
Hell yeah.
I understand one hundred percent.
definately a movie I have to buy.
I was originally told the story was based off of Brave New World. Having read the book and having seen the movie - I see a slight, but almost non-existant, correlation. The movie itself can be summed up with its catchphrase :
I enjoy the movie from two aspects.
The first - is that the " perfect " man in which he steals the identity of. There is a part where he states : " I wasnt drunk when I stepped in front of that car, I was the most sober I've ever been in my entire life " - or something to the same extent. It is also stated " He may have been perfect and had been born for Gattaca, but he wasnt born with the will or want to do so. "
I love it.
The concept that true perfection makes one apathetic.
The concept that being able to do almost anything would make one ...
lackluster. lose interest. why bother. hum drum. boring.
It was the life they told me I would be living, being gifted.
It was the life I've specifically attempted, and successfully, avoided.
the second part.
Is the main character. Almost as in " Cats dont dance " with the cat who dances, He is told from every turn of the story " YOU CANNOT DO THIS " " THIS CANNOT BE DONE " - and he proceeds to do so. Proceeds to shove it down their god-damned throats that it can be done and he will accomplish that what he sets out to do.
Damn. I love it.
Im going to have to buy the film I love it so much.
Oh. and another good part :
" You want to know how I did it?
I never saved anything for the swim back. "
Hell yeah.
I understand one hundred percent.
definately a movie I have to buy.
March 12, 2002
Real good horror-Steven King.
In King, the devil drives a black Daimler. (Before there was Mercedes-Benz, there was Daimler-Benz. Before that, Daimler. At that point Benz only made trucks. Now, we have DaimlerChrysler. Boy, did the Germans bring themselves down with that one.)
Anyway....Koontz does good horror too. It's not quite horror though, more suspense really. But he does write good shit.
I've never seen The Amityville Horror, but with such a glowing review from our esteemed colleague, it’s up pretty high on my list now.
For the record-the Shari’s on Meridian sucks. The one on Canyon is far and above better. The dinner I had there didn’t make the fleeting appearance in my lower GI tract that I was accustomed from Meridian. That is only one of many improvements above our usual. And I think the Albertson’s right there might sell Jone’s...
Später.
...ok Jeepers Creepers wasn't the best movie but just think for a sec. about the story line how every 27 years this thing(the devil) gets to feed for 27 days ummm ok its crap they could have put more thought into it and why wuold the devil drive a old truck? and if you tryed to fallow the story they say he feeds? so he should just go out and eat peaple right but no he has to get there scent wtf? and why does he have to get there scent and how by scaring the hell out of peaple well that explains the truck but if you could be run over 8 times and get back up and track down who did it just by thier scent would you need a truck? no.... one more thing the crasy lady who seen the whol thoing happen before it happened would you belive her? i wouldn't i would think she was working for that crasy muther fucker who smells my underpants wtf? then she sees the guys sister screeming in the dark wile the song is playing and she was wrong... i hated that... the end of the movie blew goat balls the guy was screeming but he wasnt in the dark? and what the hell happened to his sister did she not care and go home and say hey mom oh yea by the way the reason my brother is dead is because the devil grabed him flu away and i did nothing but greeve so how are you today? bahhhh dumb movies suck and this was a dumb movie... i thought it was ok at first but now that i think of it it licked ass Jeff and Raven are right
what do you guys think of system of a down?
and i didnt ramble this time weeeee!!!
what do you guys think of system of a down?
and i didnt ramble this time weeeee!!!
Review -- The Amityville Horror.
Directed by: Stuart Rosenberg
Starring: James Brolin, Margot Kidder, Rod Steiger
1979.
This movie is perhaps the scariest movie i have ever laid witness to. It did not take millions of dollars in special effects. It did not take a green screen. It did not take aliens from mars threatening to lobotomize us all and give us the intellect equivalent to Mariah Carey when she decided to make a movie.
It was also NOT, and i repeat NOT, "Jeepers Creepers" (that lowly bag of shit mixed in a cement mixer and poured out as concrete suitable only for the town of Roy).
This movie was frightening. Geniunely frightening. You can't say that about many of the movies that have come out lately. "The Haunting"? Yeah...no. "Jeepers Creepers"...hmmm, a movie about a flying bat? I don't know... My shit was scarier after i ate vegetables for an entire week. In fact, the only thing scary about that movie, aside from imagining the producer's state of mind when he came up with it, was the intro part. That, i will admit, had the ability to really set up a movie with an eerie chill...and then it threw in that piece of shit bat-demon that made me want to piss on the tape and send it back to the director...geezus that was crap.
No, "Amityville" was horrorific...because of its simplicity. It gave you an honest chill. When the cat jumps at the window screen as James Brolin's character is sitting there (with his late '70's porno beard), it was really frightening. You could relate to that fear. Who the hell can relate to a fuckin' flying bat-demon with headgear??
Blood pouring from the walls...now that's frightening. Not a giant metal freak mobile. The glowing eyes that sat outside of the window of Margot Kidder's character's daughter, that was chilling. The way they just sat staring, and then walked off.
The only movie recently that I can think of that matched that kind of simplistic chill was in "The House on Haunted Hill" when that one stupid girl is looking through her camera and sees the ghosts operating. The moment they stop and look up and just stare at her motionless and emotionless...that was chilling. Almost everything else...no (especially not "The Darkness").
It was the little things that made "Amityville" so perfect for fright. Take for instance, the chair rocking. I'm sorry, as lame as that was, if i was in a room where there was a little girl talking to a chair that was rocking all by itself, i would piss in my pants in a heartbeat.
Then there was the room with blood on the walls. The priest blessing the house, and then being told by the house to get out. The nightmares the wife had about the other previous tennets getting shot in the head. The cross being turned upside down.
In the end, what made "Amityville" so frightening, which "Jeepers Creepers" had in the very beginning, was the realistic fear. "Amityville" was chock full of it. "Jeepers Creepers" had it in the driving scene. No music, driving down a quiet nondescript town on an eeriely straight road. Pastures for miles, at dusk. Too bad that movie went soooo far offtrack that you wanted to shoot yourself toward the end of it to rid yourself of those memories.
I know that "Amityville" is an old movie, and you have all probably seen it, but still. I needed to write something about it after seeing it. It was so refreshing to watch something that was actually scary...other than "Fast and the Furious"...but that was scary because someone actually made that shit, and was sober when he/she/demon did.
Directed by: Stuart Rosenberg
Starring: James Brolin, Margot Kidder, Rod Steiger
1979.
This movie is perhaps the scariest movie i have ever laid witness to. It did not take millions of dollars in special effects. It did not take a green screen. It did not take aliens from mars threatening to lobotomize us all and give us the intellect equivalent to Mariah Carey when she decided to make a movie.
It was also NOT, and i repeat NOT, "Jeepers Creepers" (that lowly bag of shit mixed in a cement mixer and poured out as concrete suitable only for the town of Roy).
This movie was frightening. Geniunely frightening. You can't say that about many of the movies that have come out lately. "The Haunting"? Yeah...no. "Jeepers Creepers"...hmmm, a movie about a flying bat? I don't know... My shit was scarier after i ate vegetables for an entire week. In fact, the only thing scary about that movie, aside from imagining the producer's state of mind when he came up with it, was the intro part. That, i will admit, had the ability to really set up a movie with an eerie chill...and then it threw in that piece of shit bat-demon that made me want to piss on the tape and send it back to the director...geezus that was crap.
No, "Amityville" was horrorific...because of its simplicity. It gave you an honest chill. When the cat jumps at the window screen as James Brolin's character is sitting there (with his late '70's porno beard), it was really frightening. You could relate to that fear. Who the hell can relate to a fuckin' flying bat-demon with headgear??
Blood pouring from the walls...now that's frightening. Not a giant metal freak mobile. The glowing eyes that sat outside of the window of Margot Kidder's character's daughter, that was chilling. The way they just sat staring, and then walked off.
The only movie recently that I can think of that matched that kind of simplistic chill was in "The House on Haunted Hill" when that one stupid girl is looking through her camera and sees the ghosts operating. The moment they stop and look up and just stare at her motionless and emotionless...that was chilling. Almost everything else...no (especially not "The Darkness").
It was the little things that made "Amityville" so perfect for fright. Take for instance, the chair rocking. I'm sorry, as lame as that was, if i was in a room where there was a little girl talking to a chair that was rocking all by itself, i would piss in my pants in a heartbeat.
Then there was the room with blood on the walls. The priest blessing the house, and then being told by the house to get out. The nightmares the wife had about the other previous tennets getting shot in the head. The cross being turned upside down.
In the end, what made "Amityville" so frightening, which "Jeepers Creepers" had in the very beginning, was the realistic fear. "Amityville" was chock full of it. "Jeepers Creepers" had it in the driving scene. No music, driving down a quiet nondescript town on an eeriely straight road. Pastures for miles, at dusk. Too bad that movie went soooo far offtrack that you wanted to shoot yourself toward the end of it to rid yourself of those memories.
I know that "Amityville" is an old movie, and you have all probably seen it, but still. I needed to write something about it after seeing it. It was so refreshing to watch something that was actually scary...other than "Fast and the Furious"...but that was scary because someone actually made that shit, and was sober when he/she/demon did.
The trick to legally speeding.
get this.
So I'm going the speed limit.
and then all of a sudden this guy is on my ass.
obviously wanting to go MUCH FASTER than the speed limit.
Now for the past couple of days I've been thinking about a theory - and have been wanting someone to ride my ass so I can try it out. So last night was my first time in practice. lo-and-behold, police were on the road. and guess what. it worked.
the theory?
Speeding can only be " legally " accomplished by having someone speed behind you. With this in mind - in the event that a police-man decides to jump after you - or he's going in the opposite direction and turns around - he'll get the guy behind you and not you. Its ingenius really. So next time some guy is riding your ass and you know he's going to pass you - just speed up and match his speed. dont let him lag behind much, only about a car's length. Its great, really.
Also -
I almost own every NIN cd ever created. whee.
and not to include my retort to " Im sorry "
" Im sorry " would be to imply that " they are sorry that you are wrong "
take - for instance - " Im sorry, but you're a fuckhead "
you see - Im not really sorry that you're a fuckhead,
but its just to convey the fact that I feel sad that you are.
" Im sorry, but what you think about democracy is bullshit "
- not that Im sorry about anything you think,
but that Im sorry that you are wrong.
whee.
and to end it all off - My LINK OF THE DAY.
dare you click it?
I think you should.
because it is funny.
and besides.
what the fuck else are you going to do?
Chroist - it surprises the hell out of me how many people are panzy ass motherfuckers who have no balls, even if they worked at a ball factory and had a third testical. They're wussies. They've got no guts. They dont take risks. WHO GIVES A SHIT IF ITS A PICTURE OF OLD GAY MAN PORN - it isnt like you're an old homosexual man who sucks other old homosexual men off - so why would it bother you? Jesus H. Chroist.
get this.
So I'm going the speed limit.
and then all of a sudden this guy is on my ass.
obviously wanting to go MUCH FASTER than the speed limit.
Now for the past couple of days I've been thinking about a theory - and have been wanting someone to ride my ass so I can try it out. So last night was my first time in practice. lo-and-behold, police were on the road. and guess what. it worked.
the theory?
Speeding can only be " legally " accomplished by having someone speed behind you. With this in mind - in the event that a police-man decides to jump after you - or he's going in the opposite direction and turns around - he'll get the guy behind you and not you. Its ingenius really. So next time some guy is riding your ass and you know he's going to pass you - just speed up and match his speed. dont let him lag behind much, only about a car's length. Its great, really.
Also -
I almost own every NIN cd ever created. whee.
and not to include my retort to " Im sorry "
" Im sorry " would be to imply that " they are sorry that you are wrong "
take - for instance - " Im sorry, but you're a fuckhead "
you see - Im not really sorry that you're a fuckhead,
but its just to convey the fact that I feel sad that you are.
" Im sorry, but what you think about democracy is bullshit "
- not that Im sorry about anything you think,
but that Im sorry that you are wrong.
whee.
and to end it all off - My LINK OF THE DAY.
dare you click it?
I think you should.
because it is funny.
and besides.
what the fuck else are you going to do?
Chroist - it surprises the hell out of me how many people are panzy ass motherfuckers who have no balls, even if they worked at a ball factory and had a third testical. They're wussies. They've got no guts. They dont take risks. WHO GIVES A SHIT IF ITS A PICTURE OF OLD GAY MAN PORN - it isnt like you're an old homosexual man who sucks other old homosexual men off - so why would it bother you? Jesus H. Chroist.
March 11, 2002
You know what really bugs me, as I evesdrop on my husband's conversation? When people say "I am sorry" in the wrong place. Example, "I'm sorry, but I really like N'SYNC." or "I'm sorry, but abortion is murder." What are these people sorry about? THEY ARE NOT SORRY!! If anything they are happy to make this point. "I'm sorry, but I just ran over your dog." This I am far more inclined to believe.
being sick isn't the funnest thing to do... jamesto the 2nd i feel your pain now i am having very painful tummy cramps and i sucked it up and went to school because you were and you were not damn you i hope you burn in hell
on a differnt note saterday was fun but no1 showed up you bastards!!!
this weekend im going up to canada and it will be fun im going up for the Tiger Balm its a international tournament i am fighting in it so every1 hope for me to kick some ass
i will bring back lots of new words and use them now that im rambling i will leave
damn it!
on a differnt note saterday was fun but no1 showed up you bastards!!!
this weekend im going up to canada and it will be fun im going up for the Tiger Balm its a international tournament i am fighting in it so every1 hope for me to kick some ass
i will bring back lots of new words and use them now that im rambling i will leave
damn it!
March 09, 2002
Back to school after a three week break... how joyful.
It's nice being back here in Washington, though I miss it back there with all the pretty snow and funzith skiing and fights... ect. PLAH! I want to go back!!! The snow is gone now, sure, but oh fucking well!
LOL... Monday... school... at Bethel... EWWWWWHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYY.... hehe :)
I think that it is only right and proper that I get the fun clases... photography (love it) aerobics (dislike this) world history (I get to be the only junior there, oh yeah) and of course culture diversity (meep?)
AWHHH HA HA HA...
.............................................................................................................
So how are all of you lovely slugs doing? What is this talk I hear about a 'gathering'? hmmm...
It's nice being back here in Washington, though I miss it back there with all the pretty snow and funzith skiing and fights... ect. PLAH! I want to go back!!! The snow is gone now, sure, but oh fucking well!
LOL... Monday... school... at Bethel... EWWWWWHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYY.... hehe :)
I think that it is only right and proper that I get the fun clases... photography (love it) aerobics (dislike this) world history (I get to be the only junior there, oh yeah) and of course culture diversity (meep?)
AWHHH HA HA HA...
.............................................................................................................
So how are all of you lovely slugs doing? What is this talk I hear about a 'gathering'? hmmm...
First.
Thanks to zach for killing a good percentage of my neurons...
seriously...
i will never look at another old person again...
never....never....never...
second...ugh..
finals...work...finals...work...
no time for anything...
but anyway, james, when is that thing on friday that you were talking about? i know it was toward the end of march, but i'm not sure of when...
and i wanted to come down and say hi, talk to zacho again, since its been awhile...see mr. jimmy...
oh and bring down the gamecube for some smash bros. melee fun.
yes...that would be fun...and i'm getting a little sick of seattle...for the moment...probably cause its being paired with work...school...work....
Thanks to zach for killing a good percentage of my neurons...
seriously...
i will never look at another old person again...
never....never....never...
second...ugh..
finals...work...finals...work...
no time for anything...
but anyway, james, when is that thing on friday that you were talking about? i know it was toward the end of march, but i'm not sure of when...
and i wanted to come down and say hi, talk to zacho again, since its been awhile...see mr. jimmy...
oh and bring down the gamecube for some smash bros. melee fun.
yes...that would be fun...and i'm getting a little sick of seattle...for the moment...probably cause its being paired with work...school...work....
james are you haveing a poker night and your brother needs to help ummmm... can i help? i dont like poker but i need somthing to do and that sounds great so yea get a hold of me and let me know!!
doode that link of the day was wrong
Mike you need someone to shoot you just give me some paint and il make it happen!!
pishahhh!! late night oral sex is good!
doode that link of the day was wrong
Mike you need someone to shoot you just give me some paint and il make it happen!!
pishahhh!! late night oral sex is good!
March 08, 2002
This is some seriously depressing shit. Then again, it makes me feel a little better. We may have a fucked up country, but nothing that bad.
Dickheads like Attorney General John Ashcroft may be hard at work fucking us out of our civic rights-but at least we have clothes on our backs and food in our bellies.
Dickheads like Attorney General John Ashcroft may be hard at work fucking us out of our civic rights-but at least we have clothes on our backs and food in our bellies.
Of course, maybe if our country were a little more simple, events like the entire Enron cluster-fuck wouldn’t be happening. Or, even better, if we had a democrat in the White House.
Instead we’d have NAFTA. Oh wait, we already have NAFTA. Fuck.
Well, I’m sure the unemployment rate in Mexico is doing fine because of this little gem of “free trade.” Never mind the unemployment rate in Flint Michigan (7.1% at the end of 2001-half again more than the national average).
Why does a shithole like Flint come to mind? Because they used to have GM auto plants, until they moved to Mexico where the people will work a week for less than their American counterparts make before lunch. Well, that’s okay, because they do really shitty work to make up for it.
Twenty years ago, GM sucked because they couldn’t engineer their way out of a wet paper bag. Now, they suck because the people making their vehicles don’t speak any goddamned english, on top of the fact that they wouldn’t care if they could.
Yet American car companies still wonder why Japanese have such a large market share...maybe it’s the idea that a highly skilled work force can produce highly complex machines a little better? Hiring engineers that didn’t get their degree at a community college might have something to do with it too. That’s okay, because Bush (being a Republican puppet) will impose import tariffs to help our economy. Oops, he doesn’t even have the balls for that.
I’m ranting again.
Fuck it, let’s keep going, and maybe back on topic.
McCarthyism-not just your grandfather’s fascism anymore. Only it’s Ashcroftism now.
...
doesn’t have the same ring to it.
Okay so maybe it hasn’t been that bad yet, but the possibility certainly exists. We’re only a few [very short] steps away from a 1984-ish hell. Apparently the Bill of Rights doesn’t apply when rich old white guys are worried about no longer being rich. Maybe they should pay attention to the fact that before long, rich old white guys will no longer represent the majority. The baby boomers are getting old, and as we all know, old people control politics. So when a mainly liberal group (who just happen to remember and be quite frightened by Vietnam) are the only ones voting, shit is gonna happen. Just wait until “Gen X” hits the Metamucil age. Oh, boy will that be fun.
That’s about enough for now....and quite disjointed, too. I’ve been doing that a lot lately....maybe getting more sleep would help...
Später.
ok well now i know mike didnt have a ha\eart attack and he is just bleeding from the ulsers in his tummy!! well damnit mike we need toi do somthing tomarrow like all day lan gamin or somthin i have a few bucks if your not dead or hospitalised then ill come get you and we can go... but if not damnit i need to come over!! ill try and get a hold of James and see how your doin..
call me Mike 847 4837
the reason i spell the f word like i do is cuz im in school and theyt all suxor major a$$ and this is the only way i can cuss so blow me down biznaches
cup of noodles owns your SOUL!!!!
call me Mike 847 4837
the reason i spell the f word like i do is cuz im in school and theyt all suxor major a$$ and this is the only way i can cuss so blow me down biznaches
cup of noodles owns your SOUL!!!!
what the hell happened with mike i never saw him at school and i just been told that he had a heart attack? wtf man your like really f(_)cked up and i meen i need the gimp man to hang out with school is gettin boring and ( we need to smoke thies peaple with fatties!!!) inside joke between us.. well i need info so if anyone has any post it or e mail me TDKTiny@cs.com
March 07, 2002
wow we are posting!! damn Mike were the hell have you been your not at school your not on your comp and you arn"t calling me wtf man!? anyone know were Mike is can you let me know ive beed tryin to get a hold of him but i cant and he needs to get his ass in school or he"ll br workin at S & S Tire all his life... well i guess its his life and he can do what he wants with it but my say is GET YOUR ASS IN SCHOOL YOU DUMB F(_)CK!!!! well on a differnt note Mr. Cox is the coolest teacher in the world he is letting me make a ring in his class, (its a project i know) but my ring would be classifyed as a wepon i'll have to show it to you when im done
well im off to zee tha wiz tha dumbazz wiz -o- Grahham!!0_o
bye
well im off to zee tha wiz tha dumbazz wiz -o- Grahham!!0_o
bye
First...
wow, it seems very dead in here. very dead...
Second...
i apologize for the fact that i haven't posted...which has probably irked some of you...and others of you probably simply don't care...yeah.
Third...
i plan on posting...sometime...i won't make promises...right now i'm taking the day off from everything to catch up on everything...i have spent the last two weeks in the biggest stress pot of my life...and it only continues to get worse with these stupid college things that i have to do...i have to file this, cancel that, make this, order that....DAMNIT!
oh, and to top that off, some stupid company just charged me nearly 80 dollars because i signed up for something free a month ago and have been too busy to pay attention to it, or even use it...so now in a little bit, i'm gonna get on my phone and seriously start bitching out people...
you know, in a way, i can understand how some people snap.
(and yes, i know this is a bitch-post, but right now...its the best i've got...and that's pretty damn sad)
on another note: you bastards, you got snow? actually, i'm not too disappointed...its not like this place ever closes, even with snow...
bastards.
wow, it seems very dead in here. very dead...
Second...
i apologize for the fact that i haven't posted...which has probably irked some of you...and others of you probably simply don't care...yeah.
Third...
i plan on posting...sometime...i won't make promises...right now i'm taking the day off from everything to catch up on everything...i have spent the last two weeks in the biggest stress pot of my life...and it only continues to get worse with these stupid college things that i have to do...i have to file this, cancel that, make this, order that....DAMNIT!
oh, and to top that off, some stupid company just charged me nearly 80 dollars because i signed up for something free a month ago and have been too busy to pay attention to it, or even use it...so now in a little bit, i'm gonna get on my phone and seriously start bitching out people...
you know, in a way, i can understand how some people snap.
(and yes, i know this is a bitch-post, but right now...its the best i've got...and that's pretty damn sad)
on another note: you bastards, you got snow? actually, i'm not too disappointed...its not like this place ever closes, even with snow...
bastards.
Being awake this early is not right.
Unless one has yet to retire for the evening (although if it's 6 am and you're just now crashing, it's not evening anymore...)
Ugh.
Snow days rock, even though I have to work (at least no one else is around) it's much easier to get actual work accomplished.
The hard part seems to be getting to the schools....at least the district vans have snow tires....and I was contemplating going to get them taken off last week, to beat the rush before April 1st.....glad I didn't get to that. I guess I'll just live with the unpleasant ride for another three weeks. It would be nice if the guys at S & S Tire actually knew how to balance a fucking tire. Come to think of it, most of the guys that work there dropped out of high school to go work there. Go figure.
From the looks of things, only one snow day this week. Damnit.
Später, and Macs rule.....
Unless one has yet to retire for the evening (although if it's 6 am and you're just now crashing, it's not evening anymore...)
Ugh.
Snow days rock, even though I have to work (at least no one else is around) it's much easier to get actual work accomplished.
The hard part seems to be getting to the schools....at least the district vans have snow tires....and I was contemplating going to get them taken off last week, to beat the rush before April 1st.....glad I didn't get to that. I guess I'll just live with the unpleasant ride for another three weeks. It would be nice if the guys at S & S Tire actually knew how to balance a fucking tire. Come to think of it, most of the guys that work there dropped out of high school to go work there. Go figure.
From the looks of things, only one snow day this week. Damnit.
Später, and Macs rule.....
March 06, 2002
Lithium - the band
why do I mention them? Because a long time ago I put " Lithband " on my AIM user list - just a bit ago they came online, and then went offline. Too bad I didnt get to talk to them.
I was going to stop by the school today to see DS - but it seems when I took a gander outside, lo-an-behold, thar be snow all everywhere and my siblings and their friends are all googlin around the house.
son of a bitch.
I will post something important later.
fun.
why do I mention them? Because a long time ago I put " Lithband " on my AIM user list - just a bit ago they came online, and then went offline. Too bad I didnt get to talk to them.
I was going to stop by the school today to see DS - but it seems when I took a gander outside, lo-an-behold, thar be snow all everywhere and my siblings and their friends are all googlin around the house.
son of a bitch.
I will post something important later.
fun.
Log rolls down stairs rolls over in pairs rolls over your neighbors dog, it fits on your back, its great for a snack its, LOG LOG LOG, its.. Loog Log its big its heavy its wood, its Loog log its better than bad its good, come on and get your log, your gunna love it log, come on and get your log, your gunna love it log, LOG from blammow, do do do doooo do!
ahhh yes ren and stimppy the best cartoon ever
i hate snow
mike we need to go ballin in this weather but i cant drive if you can find us a ride call me at (253) 847 4837
ok i need somthing to do i am board as hell if some1 gets on who plays diablo2 expantion im or email me at TDKTiny@ cs.com or my AIM is just TDKTiny
tanxs guys and gals
pishahh!
ahhh yes ren and stimppy the best cartoon ever
i hate snow
mike we need to go ballin in this weather but i cant drive if you can find us a ride call me at (253) 847 4837
ok i need somthing to do i am board as hell if some1 gets on who plays diablo2 expantion im or email me at TDKTiny@ cs.com or my AIM is just TDKTiny
tanxs guys and gals
pishahh!
March 04, 2002
yes now i have second post bahhh!!! this dosn't make me happy. why? you ask because its 7:41 and there is nothing to read i felt like i could get home from work read every1s post and go work out and my night would be good but ohhh nooo!!! you peaple make me sick i was banned from even getting on the net for two weeks and i didnt miss a thing all i have to say is BONG! and i have no clue why probly cus i wached Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back and i suxored just like most other movies like it bahh im board and you peaple are gross so
mooo goodbye
stay away from weed and
fornication is great
mooo goodbye
stay away from weed and
fornication is great
March 03, 2002
ok i got first post 2 times already and i just got back you peaple make me sick i thought it would be hard to get first post but nooo all i have to do is wake up at 10 and it will be there for me to take my time sorry i didnt go last night Mike but somthin came up (ha ha ha) well
post damnit cuz i dont want first post anymore...
oh and by the way girls find ways to make a guy do what they want and i fell into that trap she wanted me to do somthin and she fucked me to do it now tell me is that a bad thing or a good one?
post damnit cuz i dont want first post anymore...
oh and by the way girls find ways to make a guy do what they want and i fell into that trap she wanted me to do somthin and she fucked me to do it now tell me is that a bad thing or a good one?
March 02, 2002
March 01, 2002
My post of this morning has...vanished...ok then. It was early in the morning, I'm never sure what the hell is going on until at least eight.
Napster: Whereabouts do you live? A ride is not out of the question.
Apple won a technical GRAMMY:
"As the leading architect in bringing computer technology into the studio and revolutionizing the way music is written, produced, mixed, recorded and creatively imagined"
First computer company to win a GRAMMY.
Show me one non-industry award Microsuck has received for doing good and/or creative....not gonna happen.
SO: Mac critics can kiss my ass. Not "Real world." Pure bullshit.
(the preceding was generally and mainly due to Wiard the Hutt.)
A tip to you, my associates: Don't do your job too well, or you'll end up doing work your slow and/or incompetent coworkers didn't/couldn't/wouldn’t. Then, you'll get a shitload more of your own work, and you'll get bitched at for not getting it all done.
I went to Spanaway Lake twice this week. That exceeds my normal monthly average. In fact, that's 200% more than my normal monthly average. At least I didn't have to work in the girl's locker room, as one of my male coworkers had to.
Now, you may think that going into the girl’s locker room at a high school doesn’t sound all that bad. Well, when you’re a male employee, it’s very dangerous. The possibility for career-ending trouble is very high. Now, take in mind that we do go to great length to ensure nothing untoward can occur-from making the instructor clear every student out before we enter, to yelling in the door three times asking if anyone is present, even locking the door and posting a guard. Still, it’s a nerve-wracking time spent working in a dangerous area like that. If anything were to happen, it would be ugly You develop tunnel-vision (“I only see what it is I need to fix, and the path from there to the door. Nothing else exists”)
Anyhow….I’m not entirely sure where I was taking that. Ranting again. After a day like today, it’s amazing I am able to form anything resembling a sentient thought.
A great man once said:
Ugh
And I couldn’t agree more.
Später.
Napster: Whereabouts do you live? A ride is not out of the question.
Apple won a technical GRAMMY:
"As the leading architect in bringing computer technology into the studio and revolutionizing the way music is written, produced, mixed, recorded and creatively imagined"
First computer company to win a GRAMMY.
Show me one non-industry award Microsuck has received for doing good and/or creative....not gonna happen.
SO: Mac critics can kiss my ass. Not "Real world." Pure bullshit.
(the preceding was generally and mainly due to Wiard the Hutt.)
A tip to you, my associates: Don't do your job too well, or you'll end up doing work your slow and/or incompetent coworkers didn't/couldn't/wouldn’t. Then, you'll get a shitload more of your own work, and you'll get bitched at for not getting it all done.
I went to Spanaway Lake twice this week. That exceeds my normal monthly average. In fact, that's 200% more than my normal monthly average. At least I didn't have to work in the girl's locker room, as one of my male coworkers had to.
Now, you may think that going into the girl’s locker room at a high school doesn’t sound all that bad. Well, when you’re a male employee, it’s very dangerous. The possibility for career-ending trouble is very high. Now, take in mind that we do go to great length to ensure nothing untoward can occur-from making the instructor clear every student out before we enter, to yelling in the door three times asking if anyone is present, even locking the door and posting a guard. Still, it’s a nerve-wracking time spent working in a dangerous area like that. If anything were to happen, it would be ugly You develop tunnel-vision (“I only see what it is I need to fix, and the path from there to the door. Nothing else exists”)
Anyhow….I’m not entirely sure where I was taking that. Ranting again. After a day like today, it’s amazing I am able to form anything resembling a sentient thought.
A great man once said:
Ugh
And I couldn’t agree more.
Später.
February 28, 2002
today was just a fun day of link-ness.
so I figured I'd throw this one in before the end of it.
hee.
REPENT GOD DAMNIT
also-
Joe is gone until tuesday.
that means I get to be B-man
you know what that means?
that means I get FIFTEEN DOLLARS AND THIRTEEN CENTS an hour instead of my normal rate. HOO DOGGIES.
also.
andrew.
that link ( altho fun ) is old.
oldschool.
get with the times man.
;)
so I figured I'd throw this one in before the end of it.
hee.
REPENT GOD DAMNIT
also-
Joe is gone until tuesday.
that means I get to be B-man
you know what that means?
that means I get FIFTEEN DOLLARS AND THIRTEEN CENTS an hour instead of my normal rate. HOO DOGGIES.
also.
andrew.
that link ( altho fun ) is old.
oldschool.
get with the times man.
;)
February 26, 2002
Hmm….Saturday, say you?
Well, shit.
I was planning on being drunk elsewhere, but I can do Shari’s first. Of course, by the time we’ll be done, I’ll just go home and crawl into bed...Friday night/Saturday morning will have be enough of that for one weekend.
And as far as bowling-well, I suck, and they don’t have shoes big enough (at least I doubt they do), but if it’s happening late enough in the day (that is, a while after dark), count me in...
Somebody clue me in as to the approximate times.
Später.
Well, shit.
I was planning on being drunk elsewhere, but I can do Shari’s first. Of course, by the time we’ll be done, I’ll just go home and crawl into bed...Friday night/Saturday morning will have be enough of that for one weekend.
And as far as bowling-well, I suck, and they don’t have shoes big enough (at least I doubt they do), but if it’s happening late enough in the day (that is, a while after dark), count me in...
Somebody clue me in as to the approximate times.
Später.
I'm tired and pissed off, so - turns on gruntspeak
Newspaper - job - they not want you
Drive - gas low - money... wait money no have.
Walk in - they no hire - nobody hire - walk outside, whisper "fuck you too then", drive next place
Home, bored - sit on ass - call back places in two days.
And that's how it goes. Fucking awesome.
Now - as is my unsaid job, I doubt just about everything which comes from James' mouth.
Is there 'feminine spice' on this here board, or is it just Collins on another name, hell - maybe its jeff.
Have I not posted for a few days ? ( maybe it was weeks ? ) No, I havent, which brings me to a small point.
I hate vague shit - for instance "gaming place" is vague. What -the fuck- is "gaming place" is that the arcade in a movie theater, the multi colored plastic ball pit at some Chuck E Cheese place ? ( I don't give a fuck how you spell the name of the place. )
Vague, it pisses everyone off.
someone scans a crowd of about a hundred people and says " Hey you, call 911 "
Not so vague, people kinda like that
same little someone with the crowd " Hey you! Fatman with hair on yer body like a damn sweater! Call 911 "
Nods his head once in affirmation Yup. I'm bored. I wanna go do something - whos got ideas on 'get togethers' ?
Zacko can ... oh wait - ha, no he can't come too.
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Newspaper - job - they not want you
Drive - gas low - money... wait money no have.
Walk in - they no hire - nobody hire - walk outside, whisper "fuck you too then", drive next place
Home, bored - sit on ass - call back places in two days.
And that's how it goes. Fucking awesome.
Now - as is my unsaid job, I doubt just about everything which comes from James' mouth.
Is there 'feminine spice' on this here board, or is it just Collins on another name, hell - maybe its jeff.
Have I not posted for a few days ? ( maybe it was weeks ? ) No, I havent, which brings me to a small point.
I hate vague shit - for instance "gaming place" is vague. What -the fuck- is "gaming place" is that the arcade in a movie theater, the multi colored plastic ball pit at some Chuck E Cheese place ? ( I don't give a fuck how you spell the name of the place. )
Vague, it pisses everyone off.
someone scans a crowd of about a hundred people and says " Hey you, call 911 "
Not so vague, people kinda like that
same little someone with the crowd " Hey you! Fatman with hair on yer body like a damn sweater! Call 911 "
Nods his head once in affirmation Yup. I'm bored. I wanna go do something - whos got ideas on 'get togethers' ?
Zacko can ... oh wait - ha, no he can't come too.
<< Behold the power of Second Post!! >>
February 24, 2002
February 23, 2002
Wow-Little Collins, that was more disjointed than I would have thought possible, even from you. Have you been smoking your breakfast? Please, either take less of what you’re on, or share more with others.
Good movie-“Caveman’s Valentine” Just see it.
Winter Olympics-“The Qualitative Olympics”
Explain to me how figure skating makes more sense than the Biathalon. Or how about “Ice Dancing?” HOW THE FUCK DOES “ICE DANCING” DESERVE TO BE AN OLYMPIC EVENT?!?!?!?!?!?! Seriously. The biathalon tests actual skill and endurance. Ski, shoot, ski, shoot. It’s not easy, and takes a great deal of (useful) athletic skill to pull off. Ice skating that doesn’t involve conflict-fairly useless. Okay lets look at it this way: put three hockey players and 30 figure skaters in a room; tell me which three dudes walk out. Bingo. Fuck the winter Olympics. Only thing worse than an actual jock is a pansy on skates trying to be a jock.
Know what, fuck the summer Olympics too. I’ll stick to racing, where steroid use is not advantageous. A true team sport. If one guy on the team fucks up, nobody gets paid. There are no guaranteed paychecks in auto racing (except in the higher-up forms, I.E. Formula One, where the drivers get paid per year). There is no “rebuilding year” for racing. Either you won or you didn’t. If you didn’t, you probably won’t get sponsorship next year. AND FUCK NASCAR.
So “Pulp Fiction” is coming on now.
Später.
Good movie-“Caveman’s Valentine” Just see it.
Winter Olympics-“The Qualitative Olympics”
Explain to me how figure skating makes more sense than the Biathalon. Or how about “Ice Dancing?” HOW THE FUCK DOES “ICE DANCING” DESERVE TO BE AN OLYMPIC EVENT?!?!?!?!?!?! Seriously. The biathalon tests actual skill and endurance. Ski, shoot, ski, shoot. It’s not easy, and takes a great deal of (useful) athletic skill to pull off. Ice skating that doesn’t involve conflict-fairly useless. Okay lets look at it this way: put three hockey players and 30 figure skaters in a room; tell me which three dudes walk out. Bingo. Fuck the winter Olympics. Only thing worse than an actual jock is a pansy on skates trying to be a jock.
Know what, fuck the summer Olympics too. I’ll stick to racing, where steroid use is not advantageous. A true team sport. If one guy on the team fucks up, nobody gets paid. There are no guaranteed paychecks in auto racing (except in the higher-up forms, I.E. Formula One, where the drivers get paid per year). There is no “rebuilding year” for racing. Either you won or you didn’t. If you didn’t, you probably won’t get sponsorship next year. AND FUCK NASCAR.
So “Pulp Fiction” is coming on now.
Später.
Funny thing.
A bit ago I was at work and I was thinking " hot damn, Ive got this weekend off. But the more I thought about all the great time I would have - the more I got to thinking " what am I going to do with all that time? " - and I kept thinking, trying to think " so what am I going to do? " - and the more I thought the less I came up with. I thought more - and by now you should realise that I've been doing a lot of thinking and my lunch break was almost over - and then I found what I was going to do. Absolutely nothing. Im going to sit around on my ass and wait to start working again. Great. Because Ive come to the conclusion that once you start working you get into a mentality which consists of " life is working " and when you're not working - you dont feel alive. It is weird. So here I am. And I feel like stacking boxes, and Im not. And Im just sitting here. Waiting to go back to work. Sure - time off is nice. But really ...
I think work sucks out a part of your soul which makes you want to not-work. Oi.
A bit ago I was at work and I was thinking " hot damn, Ive got this weekend off. But the more I thought about all the great time I would have - the more I got to thinking " what am I going to do with all that time? " - and I kept thinking, trying to think " so what am I going to do? " - and the more I thought the less I came up with. I thought more - and by now you should realise that I've been doing a lot of thinking and my lunch break was almost over - and then I found what I was going to do. Absolutely nothing. Im going to sit around on my ass and wait to start working again. Great. Because Ive come to the conclusion that once you start working you get into a mentality which consists of " life is working " and when you're not working - you dont feel alive. It is weird. So here I am. And I feel like stacking boxes, and Im not. And Im just sitting here. Waiting to go back to work. Sure - time off is nice. But really ...
I think work sucks out a part of your soul which makes you want to not-work. Oi.
February 22, 2002
MagDaDun.... dun know how to use AOL.... if you would like to point and laugh at her, or have a nice conversation with someone you dont know, and some casees fook with her in MANY diff ways.... please go ahead .... she has ben marked :) ( is not responcable for any allagations.... ) she contacted me..... thinking i was someone elce.... therefore... free game :) HAVE FUN BOYS
MaxPowers-yet....still....lazy....fix.....bah
MaxPowers-yet....still....lazy....fix.....bah
I like cheese... =) Cows make cheese ya'know.... ive been in the hospital for 1 day... because the meds they gave me made me bleeeeed inturnaly.... now i have ulsers and no homework done for any classes... Moo...
Latly i have been wondering where have all the glimpses of zach~o, jimmy and james all on the couch, or the waking up to something wet dripping from the cilling... or having to sneez to get the substance ive yet to find out what it is, out of my nose.... all of these things are missing from my home.... i wonder where they have gone... oh i know.... The Butt Moved to Some place, the SEX doesnt come around as much anymore, and the ? works like a boswaniaian.... makes me cry, but hay, i can now sleep with out having some large asian on me, or waking up to jimmys " How the hell did my but get up in the air" heh he heh..... well, james like an ass will prolly delet this so..... damn..... TOO BAD I OWN YOUR SOUL JAMES!!! * goes back to TRYING to do fooking work for mis D's class....... sux that my computer is down :(
and i have been EQ free for 12 days.... Go me... im still not gunna pay 4$$ till the end. cuz ive had things like this RIP ME OFF ..... and i can see aaron puting all this together JUST to Yoink 4$$ from me... and JUST ME...YOU KNOW IT!!!!
i have spoken.
Max Powers- to lazy to get his computer working....- and hax0red jameses account....
Latly i have been wondering where have all the glimpses of zach~o, jimmy and james all on the couch, or the waking up to something wet dripping from the cilling... or having to sneez to get the substance ive yet to find out what it is, out of my nose.... all of these things are missing from my home.... i wonder where they have gone... oh i know.... The Butt Moved to Some place, the SEX doesnt come around as much anymore, and the ? works like a boswaniaian.... makes me cry, but hay, i can now sleep with out having some large asian on me, or waking up to jimmys " How the hell did my but get up in the air" heh he heh..... well, james like an ass will prolly delet this so..... damn..... TOO BAD I OWN YOUR SOUL JAMES!!! * goes back to TRYING to do fooking work for mis D's class....... sux that my computer is down :(
and i have been EQ free for 12 days.... Go me... im still not gunna pay 4$$ till the end. cuz ive had things like this RIP ME OFF ..... and i can see aaron puting all this together JUST to Yoink 4$$ from me... and JUST ME...YOU KNOW IT!!!!
i have spoken.
Max Powers- to lazy to get his computer working....- and hax0red jameses account....
Ugh.
Long week, getting shit ready so all you ungrateful little fucks can go back to classes....(any non-Bethel students can ignor the previous statement)
In other news, the Olympics are a joke.
...
Wait, that's not news. At least the winter Olympics, with the exception of the Biathalon-that's a real sport. Ski, shoot, ski-not easy. Hell, it was even in a James Bond movie. Okay, so it was one with Timothy Dalton as Bond, but it was a Bond movie nonetheless.
Of course, I've taken part in the Redneck Biathalon. Instead of skis, you have pickup trucks. Taking the place of highly accurate target rifles are 12 gauge shotguns. Oh yeah. Being that plenty of beer is typically consumed prior to and during the event, instead of carefully placed targets, you shoot at everything that moves. Occasionally, and due to the aforementioned alcohol, targets may include fellow participants and/or their vehicles. Thankfully, the level of inebreation reached usually keeps serious injury from occuring.
Onward.....
Religion:
I agree with what James said fully. That is, the actions of your typical "religious" person go against everything their religion stands for. The way they press their beliefs upon others is also bothersome. Take into account the "Reverend" Jerry Fallwell. He is one of the biggest walking bags of horseshit ever. Then we get into the likes of Pat Buchanon(sp?). Fuck. Don't get me started.
Anyway....I think that's about it....Is anyone going to be at Shari's tonight? I might make an appearance if so.
Später.
Long week, getting shit ready so all you ungrateful little fucks can go back to classes....(any non-Bethel students can ignor the previous statement)
In other news, the Olympics are a joke.
...
Wait, that's not news. At least the winter Olympics, with the exception of the Biathalon-that's a real sport. Ski, shoot, ski-not easy. Hell, it was even in a James Bond movie. Okay, so it was one with Timothy Dalton as Bond, but it was a Bond movie nonetheless.
Of course, I've taken part in the Redneck Biathalon. Instead of skis, you have pickup trucks. Taking the place of highly accurate target rifles are 12 gauge shotguns. Oh yeah. Being that plenty of beer is typically consumed prior to and during the event, instead of carefully placed targets, you shoot at everything that moves. Occasionally, and due to the aforementioned alcohol, targets may include fellow participants and/or their vehicles. Thankfully, the level of inebreation reached usually keeps serious injury from occuring.
Onward.....
Religion:
I agree with what James said fully. That is, the actions of your typical "religious" person go against everything their religion stands for. The way they press their beliefs upon others is also bothersome. Take into account the "Reverend" Jerry Fallwell. He is one of the biggest walking bags of horseshit ever. Then we get into the likes of Pat Buchanon(sp?). Fuck. Don't get me started.
Anyway....I think that's about it....Is anyone going to be at Shari's tonight? I might make an appearance if so.
Später.
I stacked over 100 000 boxes within three days
thats right - the foreman even noticed. It was great. But moving on to things of more importance.
First - let me state that I did not know that lent was in rememberance of " Jesus running off to the desert " - and you shot me down pretty good with the semantic of it being " a reminder " instead of " a parralell " - so to a further extent, my beef was deflated hardkore, yes - with a " K ". Not only that - but as bradbury pegged - yes I do have a bit of something against religion. Against religion itself? No ... against those who say one thing and have their foot half-way into something religious and then half-ass it the other way, and then all the time ride the " holier than thou " train of goodness? Oh yes.
With that done.
DS has come up with another debate - which I shall add my measly two cents worth about.
SLAVE LABOUR in boswania.
If you know me, you know my views about boswania.
I dont care about boswania.
I will never visit boswania.
I do not know anyone in boswania.
Otherwise, they wouldnt be in boswania.
and boswania would not be boswania.
the denzins of boswania? I do not care for them.
You mentioned Gwam. Although I do acknowlege where Jeff came over on a boat - anything more is a reference to boswania.
therefore of no interest, or care, to me.
so. sucks to live in boswania eh?
what else is new.
-ta da-
wasnt that compelling eh?
and last but definately not least -
I've re-invited Mike ( rigney ) again - it seems he wanted me to delete him and then re-invite him with another email - and either he hasnt checked it or is too lazy to get his ass around to doing what he needs to do ( DAMN THAT SEX MACHINE! ) - I also re-invited Mr. Parker ( James ) - and hopefully he'll be able to help us with some incite on working at a glass factory. A nice move away from boxes. And I also have invited two women - one a very esoteric odd one, and the other a very easy-going normal one. Hopefully they'll add some woman-estrogenic-spice to the board.
-end.
thats right - the foreman even noticed. It was great. But moving on to things of more importance.
First - let me state that I did not know that lent was in rememberance of " Jesus running off to the desert " - and you shot me down pretty good with the semantic of it being " a reminder " instead of " a parralell " - so to a further extent, my beef was deflated hardkore, yes - with a " K ". Not only that - but as bradbury pegged - yes I do have a bit of something against religion. Against religion itself? No ... against those who say one thing and have their foot half-way into something religious and then half-ass it the other way, and then all the time ride the " holier than thou " train of goodness? Oh yes.
With that done.
DS has come up with another debate - which I shall add my measly two cents worth about.
SLAVE LABOUR in boswania.
If you know me, you know my views about boswania.
I dont care about boswania.
I will never visit boswania.
I do not know anyone in boswania.
Otherwise, they wouldnt be in boswania.
and boswania would not be boswania.
the denzins of boswania? I do not care for them.
You mentioned Gwam. Although I do acknowlege where Jeff came over on a boat - anything more is a reference to boswania.
therefore of no interest, or care, to me.
so. sucks to live in boswania eh?
what else is new.
-ta da-
wasnt that compelling eh?
and last but definately not least -
I've re-invited Mike ( rigney ) again - it seems he wanted me to delete him and then re-invite him with another email - and either he hasnt checked it or is too lazy to get his ass around to doing what he needs to do ( DAMN THAT SEX MACHINE! ) - I also re-invited Mr. Parker ( James ) - and hopefully he'll be able to help us with some incite on working at a glass factory. A nice move away from boxes. And I also have invited two women - one a very esoteric odd one, and the other a very easy-going normal one. Hopefully they'll add some woman-estrogenic-spice to the board.
-end.
February 21, 2002
If you need something to be upset about, be upset about this. It is a company called Shin Won in Guatemala that makes clothes for the Gap.
The minimum wage for the garment sector in Guatemala is approximately a daily rate of Q$28.00 (about US$3.60). Excluding overtime and bonuses, workers receive about Q$425 every 15 days (about US$54.00). If bonuses, production incentive pay, and overtime pay are included, workers are supposed to receive about twice the amount quoted above, or roughly Q$1,800 a month (US$226.00). This is well below the established poverty line for Guatemala. The U.S. Department of Labor, Office of International Economic Affairs, stated in a 1999 report that the poverty line in Guatemala was about Q$2,109.00 a month (US$307.00).
I am adding a addendum per the comments. The point I was trying to make here was the exploitation of labor via capitalism. The Gap corporation can afford to pay their workers a living wage. They opt not to so as to provided lower costs to consumers and fill their own pockets. Go to behindthelabel.com and see the shacks where these people live on the wages they earn then tell me that what is happening is reasonable.
The minimum wage for the garment sector in Guatemala is approximately a daily rate of Q$28.00 (about US$3.60). Excluding overtime and bonuses, workers receive about Q$425 every 15 days (about US$54.00). If bonuses, production incentive pay, and overtime pay are included, workers are supposed to receive about twice the amount quoted above, or roughly Q$1,800 a month (US$226.00). This is well below the established poverty line for Guatemala. The U.S. Department of Labor, Office of International Economic Affairs, stated in a 1999 report that the poverty line in Guatemala was about Q$2,109.00 a month (US$307.00).
I am adding a addendum per the comments. The point I was trying to make here was the exploitation of labor via capitalism. The Gap corporation can afford to pay their workers a living wage. They opt not to so as to provided lower costs to consumers and fill their own pockets. Go to behindthelabel.com and see the shacks where these people live on the wages they earn then tell me that what is happening is reasonable.
not mud, what is your problem with those of us observing Lent? You have no faith in this religion and practice, nor do many of us who are participating in this Lent activity, so what is all the rage about? It is not as if we are making a mockery of something important to you.
I perused the internet and found some items that may be of interest to you regarding Lent. They are all from Catholic websites.
Lent is a season of soul-searching and repentance. It is a season for reflection and taking stock. Lent originated in the very earliest days of the Church as a preparatory time for Easter, when the faithful rededicated themselves and when converts were instructed in the faith and prepared for baptism. By observing the forty days of Lent, the individual Christian imitates Jesus’ withdrawal into the wilderness for forty days.
by Ken Collins, KenCollins.com
[Imitating Jesus' withdrawal into the wilderness, not imitating the anguish of being nailed to a cross.]
In Lent, it's traditional to give up something(s) that we do a lot of and that we find pleasure in. This 'giving up' is done as a discipline, as a reminder of Christ's sufferings and what our true pleasures are as followers of Christ, and as an act of sorrow over our sin. Sometimes we don't notice how certain things we do have gained power over us and dictate our actions. In Lent, we discover these things and give them up so that God can be in charge.
[Not only do I swear a lot, but I do quite enjoy it. Same goes for sweets. It is a reminder of suffering, not a parallel of the suffering.]
Q: What are appropriate activities for ordinary days during Lent?
A: Giving up something we enjoy for Lent, doing of physical or spiritual acts of mercy for others, prayer, fasting, abstinence, going to confession, and other acts expressing repentance in general.
[I gave up two things that I enjoy.]
No, I am not jumping on the Christian bandwagon, nor do I aspire to be a good Catholic. I celebrate Christmas and I am not a Christian. I celebrate my husband's birthday and it is not my birthday. I have participated in Rosh Hashanah and I am not a Jew. Sometimes we do things because they make us a more well-rounded person or a better person.
PS If you consumed only bread and water you would get scurvy. But I bet you would like that because it would cause the suffering you so seem to wants us to endure.
I perused the internet and found some items that may be of interest to you regarding Lent. They are all from Catholic websites.
Lent is a season of soul-searching and repentance. It is a season for reflection and taking stock. Lent originated in the very earliest days of the Church as a preparatory time for Easter, when the faithful rededicated themselves and when converts were instructed in the faith and prepared for baptism. By observing the forty days of Lent, the individual Christian imitates Jesus’ withdrawal into the wilderness for forty days.
by Ken Collins, KenCollins.com
[Imitating Jesus' withdrawal into the wilderness, not imitating the anguish of being nailed to a cross.]
In Lent, it's traditional to give up something(s) that we do a lot of and that we find pleasure in. This 'giving up' is done as a discipline, as a reminder of Christ's sufferings and what our true pleasures are as followers of Christ, and as an act of sorrow over our sin. Sometimes we don't notice how certain things we do have gained power over us and dictate our actions. In Lent, we discover these things and give them up so that God can be in charge.
[Not only do I swear a lot, but I do quite enjoy it. Same goes for sweets. It is a reminder of suffering, not a parallel of the suffering.]
Q: What are appropriate activities for ordinary days during Lent?
A: Giving up something we enjoy for Lent, doing of physical or spiritual acts of mercy for others, prayer, fasting, abstinence, going to confession, and other acts expressing repentance in general.
[I gave up two things that I enjoy.]
No, I am not jumping on the Christian bandwagon, nor do I aspire to be a good Catholic. I celebrate Christmas and I am not a Christian. I celebrate my husband's birthday and it is not my birthday. I have participated in Rosh Hashanah and I am not a Jew. Sometimes we do things because they make us a more well-rounded person or a better person.
PS If you consumed only bread and water you would get scurvy. But I bet you would like that because it would cause the suffering you so seem to wants us to endure.
To suffer like Jesus suffered.
I have come to the conclusion that Lent is nothing more than half-assed, watered-down, religious, dogmatic bullshit. I will explain this in a couple of examples, and specifically show how they do not, in any shape manner or form, show any " suffering " and more-less, " suffering like Jesus suffered."
The first being " not to curse " - cursing consists of " Fuck, Shit, God-damn, Mother-fucker, Asshole, Darn, Heck, Damn, Hell, Jesus Christ... " and the list an go on and on. Life is rather easy not to curse, in fact there are people who live without lent and not cursing. To make this half-assed suffering more like Jesus, I propose that it be changed to a vow of silence. To not speak to anyone for the duration of lent would show more suffering, although not be anywhere near Jesus', than " not cursing "
The second being " not eating ( insert whatever ) " - this seems to be a popular " suffering " - although again, half-assed. I believe that I wont eat pizza anymore. Whoop-de-shit. You've given up nothing. I believe I will give up eating french-fries. LA DA DE. Jesus had to carry a heavy cross down a road, and then was proceeded to be nailed to it. To suffer much the same way, you are avoiding one sort of food. My proposition? To eat nothing but bread and drink nothing but water - there you go. How about bread and water? And no, not water, with bread and peanut butter and jelly. Just bread. Just water. Thats it. Again - that would be suffering, but nowhere near as jesus suffered.
Thirdly - " Im not going to wear jeans " - this is so ... I wont even touch it. Along the same lines " Im not going to wear anything " is sort of inappropriate for our times. so I couldnt come up with anything along the lines of clothing. This is how bad this is, I cannot even come up with a better version of it - because there is no bloody way ( can you come up with a better, like minded mode of ' suffering' ? )
Fourthly - " Im not going to have sex " - close, but no cigar. Unless your married, you shouldnt be having sex anyway ( this is if you are following some form of other religious idealism ) - but in the event you've just decided to PICK UP LENT FOR SOMETHING TO MAKE YOURSELF FEEL BETTER - then abstaining from sex is a grand idea. Although still, nowhere near the suffering of jesus, and half-assed. You'll go home and masturbate - " Hey I said sex, not masturbation " - or you'll go home and look at pornography - " Hey I said sex, not watching sex " - or you'll go home and you'll get a blowjob - " Hey I said sex, not sodomy. " - and so it goes and so it goes. This proposition is easy - Celibacy. All forms of sexuality what-so-ever are null and void for you. whee.
But as you see - I have stated that none of these are close to, or match, the ' suffering of jesus ' - because there isnt a god-damned single one of you who can match that. Our times are different, and you've got plenty of laws protecting you from any sort of suffering. You're all sheltered by the government and dont even fear God anymore. You come up with half-assed shitty concepts for things that once meant something. The point is not to " suffer like Jesus " but to attempt to suffer like Jesus. To make some sort of effort to inflict suffering onto yourself, to show that you too can bear suffering for the greater good. The majority of those I've interviewed have already " failed " whatever they gave up for lent. It makes me wish that half way through his big spiel Jesus said " you know what, i cant take this - so Im just going to give up " - that would have been a better Jesus for all of you to suffer like. Suffer like the half-assed Jesus. Suffer like the Jesus who quit.
So what do you think?
( also, this would have been a much beter post, but it got deleted twice, so I just got pissed off and did the jist of it ) augh.
I have come to the conclusion that Lent is nothing more than half-assed, watered-down, religious, dogmatic bullshit. I will explain this in a couple of examples, and specifically show how they do not, in any shape manner or form, show any " suffering " and more-less, " suffering like Jesus suffered."
The first being " not to curse " - cursing consists of " Fuck, Shit, God-damn, Mother-fucker, Asshole, Darn, Heck, Damn, Hell, Jesus Christ... " and the list an go on and on. Life is rather easy not to curse, in fact there are people who live without lent and not cursing. To make this half-assed suffering more like Jesus, I propose that it be changed to a vow of silence. To not speak to anyone for the duration of lent would show more suffering, although not be anywhere near Jesus', than " not cursing "
The second being " not eating ( insert whatever ) " - this seems to be a popular " suffering " - although again, half-assed. I believe that I wont eat pizza anymore. Whoop-de-shit. You've given up nothing. I believe I will give up eating french-fries. LA DA DE. Jesus had to carry a heavy cross down a road, and then was proceeded to be nailed to it. To suffer much the same way, you are avoiding one sort of food. My proposition? To eat nothing but bread and drink nothing but water - there you go. How about bread and water? And no, not water, with bread and peanut butter and jelly. Just bread. Just water. Thats it. Again - that would be suffering, but nowhere near as jesus suffered.
Thirdly - " Im not going to wear jeans " - this is so ... I wont even touch it. Along the same lines " Im not going to wear anything " is sort of inappropriate for our times. so I couldnt come up with anything along the lines of clothing. This is how bad this is, I cannot even come up with a better version of it - because there is no bloody way ( can you come up with a better, like minded mode of ' suffering' ? )
Fourthly - " Im not going to have sex " - close, but no cigar. Unless your married, you shouldnt be having sex anyway ( this is if you are following some form of other religious idealism ) - but in the event you've just decided to PICK UP LENT FOR SOMETHING TO MAKE YOURSELF FEEL BETTER - then abstaining from sex is a grand idea. Although still, nowhere near the suffering of jesus, and half-assed. You'll go home and masturbate - " Hey I said sex, not masturbation " - or you'll go home and look at pornography - " Hey I said sex, not watching sex " - or you'll go home and you'll get a blowjob - " Hey I said sex, not sodomy. " - and so it goes and so it goes. This proposition is easy - Celibacy. All forms of sexuality what-so-ever are null and void for you. whee.
But as you see - I have stated that none of these are close to, or match, the ' suffering of jesus ' - because there isnt a god-damned single one of you who can match that. Our times are different, and you've got plenty of laws protecting you from any sort of suffering. You're all sheltered by the government and dont even fear God anymore. You come up with half-assed shitty concepts for things that once meant something. The point is not to " suffer like Jesus " but to attempt to suffer like Jesus. To make some sort of effort to inflict suffering onto yourself, to show that you too can bear suffering for the greater good. The majority of those I've interviewed have already " failed " whatever they gave up for lent. It makes me wish that half way through his big spiel Jesus said " you know what, i cant take this - so Im just going to give up " - that would have been a better Jesus for all of you to suffer like. Suffer like the half-assed Jesus. Suffer like the Jesus who quit.
So what do you think?
( also, this would have been a much beter post, but it got deleted twice, so I just got pissed off and did the jist of it ) augh.
February 20, 2002
February 19, 2002
Yes, I'm Back
First off-Work related injuries do not rule, they sucketh very much. L & I will find every imaginable way to screw you in any orifice they can. If you get hurt at work, SAVE ALL THE PAPERWORK. Until you retire. Because they have a way of losing records that comes in handy-to them. Say you hurt your back at work. Say this is a minor injury, easily recovered from. Now say this happens three or four times in twenty years of work. Then you need surgery and are told that this is a "pre-existing" condition, because they have no records of previous job-related injuries. YOU GET SCREWED.
Also, if L & I ever tries to send you to an IME (Independant Medical Examination), hire an attorney BEFORE you go. I've learned all this from the (recent) experiences of my coworkers....
That's all....for now
Später
First off-Work related injuries do not rule, they sucketh very much. L & I will find every imaginable way to screw you in any orifice they can. If you get hurt at work, SAVE ALL THE PAPERWORK. Until you retire. Because they have a way of losing records that comes in handy-to them. Say you hurt your back at work. Say this is a minor injury, easily recovered from. Now say this happens three or four times in twenty years of work. Then you need surgery and are told that this is a "pre-existing" condition, because they have no records of previous job-related injuries. YOU GET SCREWED.
Also, if L & I ever tries to send you to an IME (Independant Medical Examination), hire an attorney BEFORE you go. I've learned all this from the (recent) experiences of my coworkers....
That's all....for now
Später
February 18, 2002
February 17, 2002
second post -
so here is the deal - we go out to show steve's crew ( that's rose and joe ) the fascinating activity that is " ROAD SKIING " - and we had a great time. Although we couldnt find the UBAR ROAD that zach-o had pointed out earlier, so we decided to tear up zach-o's old stomping grounds. Right down his road in front of his house, and yes - we pissed on the mormon's church grounds. So back and forth we went and got three or four good zooms with sparks a-plenty until Joe casually informed us all that :
THAR BE A GUY IN THAT THAR WINDIE WIFA PHOEN!
and the reminder of what happened last time the poh-leese was called on us, the warning " BAIL BAIL BAIL " was quickly thrown about, and we were nowhere to be seen. But this is not the entire story by far - in fact, this isnt exactly the story Im posting to tell. Asides from some car with bright headlights ( which we had thought were rose&joe but upon later talking, confirmed that they had actually taken a right and bailed out on us and that bright-lighted car was following US until I casually parked our car in the driveway of some house and turned it off. ... hah! ) - we got out of there relitavely easily. A little too easy. I had thought we bit it this time for sure.
So we all rendevous at shari's - said " HOT DAMN THAT WAS CLOSE " - said our goodbyes - and went along our each seperate ways. This is where it gets odd.
Me and michael are driving down meridian and there is a car behind us. a police cruiser passes by us in the opposite direction - and michael says " there is a police car " - and in response the car behind us speeds up and passes me on my left. I thought this was steven and jimmoi in the other TZA car - and smiled to myself. Until I realised it was another police cruiser - and that is what Michael was talking about. Two cruisers within 2 seconds of eachother.
" Looks like they're searchin for someone!"
michael and I both joked. The police cruiser then, ahead of us, stopped by a stop light to take a left. When we had gotten within a couple yards of the car, it then took an abrupt right turn from one end of the road to the other - very quickly. I was taken off guard ... and slowed down none-the-less. Looking out the right window we saw something which seemed to be two police cruisers had had a collision of some sorts. Either that or one of them just exploded for no apparent reason. One car we couldnt see well, but the obvious damage to one police cruiser included an adjar and dis-connected rear door, and a messed up trunk. the car which took the abrupt right turn slowly approached the scene, and there was my car driving right by the whole mess.
the thing is. this was on my right side.
what is on the right side you ask?
well it's yellow. and it stands out on my big red car.
and it says but one thing :
TZA
now this may seem to be nothing big. whoop-de-shit, a police cruiser got thrashed. But upon thinking further on the matter, I had come to the idea that maybe the reason we " got off so easily " was because ... well ... maybe in response to such a phone call - being they've had such " disturbances " before and not pulled anyone in - quickly rushed to the scene. Because the ironic thing about the whole episode was they were thrashed just one road down, connected to the road we were skiing down, and the road I almost drove down to " escape " from - but we had thought we lost Joe and Rose. So we turned around and went the opposite way. Had we but gone the other way ... funzo.
So was it our fault? Did we cause a police cruiser accident? I damn well think we did. You know why?
because it's a better story that way.
so here is the deal - we go out to show steve's crew ( that's rose and joe ) the fascinating activity that is " ROAD SKIING " - and we had a great time. Although we couldnt find the UBAR ROAD that zach-o had pointed out earlier, so we decided to tear up zach-o's old stomping grounds. Right down his road in front of his house, and yes - we pissed on the mormon's church grounds. So back and forth we went and got three or four good zooms with sparks a-plenty until Joe casually informed us all that :
and the reminder of what happened last time the poh-leese was called on us, the warning " BAIL BAIL BAIL " was quickly thrown about, and we were nowhere to be seen. But this is not the entire story by far - in fact, this isnt exactly the story Im posting to tell. Asides from some car with bright headlights ( which we had thought were rose&joe but upon later talking, confirmed that they had actually taken a right and bailed out on us and that bright-lighted car was following US until I casually parked our car in the driveway of some house and turned it off. ... hah! ) - we got out of there relitavely easily. A little too easy. I had thought we bit it this time for sure.
So we all rendevous at shari's - said " HOT DAMN THAT WAS CLOSE " - said our goodbyes - and went along our each seperate ways. This is where it gets odd.
Me and michael are driving down meridian and there is a car behind us. a police cruiser passes by us in the opposite direction - and michael says " there is a police car " - and in response the car behind us speeds up and passes me on my left. I thought this was steven and jimmoi in the other TZA car - and smiled to myself. Until I realised it was another police cruiser - and that is what Michael was talking about. Two cruisers within 2 seconds of eachother.
michael and I both joked. The police cruiser then, ahead of us, stopped by a stop light to take a left. When we had gotten within a couple yards of the car, it then took an abrupt right turn from one end of the road to the other - very quickly. I was taken off guard ... and slowed down none-the-less. Looking out the right window we saw something which seemed to be two police cruisers had had a collision of some sorts. Either that or one of them just exploded for no apparent reason. One car we couldnt see well, but the obvious damage to one police cruiser included an adjar and dis-connected rear door, and a messed up trunk. the car which took the abrupt right turn slowly approached the scene, and there was my car driving right by the whole mess.
the thing is. this was on my right side.
what is on the right side you ask?
well it's yellow. and it stands out on my big red car.
and it says but one thing :
now this may seem to be nothing big. whoop-de-shit, a police cruiser got thrashed. But upon thinking further on the matter, I had come to the idea that maybe the reason we " got off so easily " was because ... well ... maybe in response to such a phone call - being they've had such " disturbances " before and not pulled anyone in - quickly rushed to the scene. Because the ironic thing about the whole episode was they were thrashed just one road down, connected to the road we were skiing down, and the road I almost drove down to " escape " from - but we had thought we lost Joe and Rose. So we turned around and went the opposite way. Had we but gone the other way ... funzo.
So was it our fault? Did we cause a police cruiser accident? I damn well think we did. You know why?
because it's a better story that way.
February 16, 2002
Ok.
so in the event that you are reading this you are probably at home.
that means probably at sharis
that means probably not at the gaming place of funzo rama.
and here I am down the road.
and I dont really want to go all the way down there to get you guys.
and i dont know steven's cell phone number. BLOODY HELL.
so.... yeah.
i have to go there anyway.
so in the event that you are reading this you are probably at home.
that means probably at sharis
that means probably not at the gaming place of funzo rama.
and here I am down the road.
and I dont really want to go all the way down there to get you guys.
and i dont know steven's cell phone number. BLOODY HELL.
so.... yeah.
i have to go there anyway.
Lent is hard. My house is filled with sweets. And it is all my fault. I bought 15 candy bars and a bag of Peanut M&Ms. I just stare at them. ACK! I was thinking that I would lose weight since I was not eating sweets, instead I am eating everthing else. For dinner I had a fat sandwich - cream cheese (fat), cheddar cheese (fat), avocado (fat), with onions grilled in fat, on bread fried in fat. I should have given up fat.
The Mormons came to my house today. Odd coincidence given that just yesterday I was defending their religious integrity. (Perhaps it is a sign from God that I should be a Mormon.) I agreed to meet with them again next week. Probably because one of them looked A LOT like Matt Damon. A LOT!!!!!!!
The Mormons came to my house today. Odd coincidence given that just yesterday I was defending their religious integrity. (Perhaps it is a sign from God that I should be a Mormon.) I agreed to meet with them again next week. Probably because one of them looked A LOT like Matt Damon. A LOT!!!!!!!
February 15, 2002
sharis. tonight.
11.30pm
be there if you can.
dont be if you cant.
really.
that simple.
and dont click here if you're at school. if you arent, and want a good laugh - hot damn click away.
11.30pm
be there if you can.
dont be if you cant.
really.
that simple.
and dont click here if you're at school. if you arent, and want a good laugh - hot damn click away.
February 11, 2002
Be a bartender - you'll know what harassment is, sexual and otherwise.
Most of what you've said here is speculation, the extremes. Nothing, I believe that I believe I haven't answered already. However, it seems I need to do it again.
Be - you -, open your mouth when they want it closed, never do something purely for someone else - do it for you, be aggressive or get fucked
Most of what you've said here is speculation, the extremes. Nothing, I believe that I believe I haven't answered already. However, it seems I need to do it again.
Be - you -, open your mouth when they want it closed, never do something purely for someone else - do it for you, be aggressive or get fucked
February 10, 2002
DS, I find it amazing that you're enflamed by the rantings of these young men, as if they/we knew anything. However - lets for one instant look at what you wrote.
I, for one am usually more attracted to older women than younger ( not much older though, wouldnt want to date mom ). That however is all a matter of taste though, isn't it ?
Starving yourself too look like women on Maxim is a matter of choice, not forced upon anyone. Sounds corny, but, never heard of "beauty is in the eyes of the beholder" ? Look good for yourself, exercise for you, be healthy - for you -. Fuck others, have someone like you for you. Weight has its limits mind you, but the female form is exquisite, still with some weight. Look at fertility figure carvings, most are of heavier set women with large breasts.
Be quiet about sexual harassment ? It goes both ways, even men arent comfortable in some situations - rare as it may seem. Like I stated weeks ago - " fuck em " - "em" as in everyone, they want your mouth closed ? Open it!
Piss ya off ? Probably have, I seem to be quite good at that althought I don't intend it that way ( as is the way with those that speak their mind ).
I, for one am usually more attracted to older women than younger ( not much older though, wouldnt want to date mom ). That however is all a matter of taste though, isn't it ?
Starving yourself too look like women on Maxim is a matter of choice, not forced upon anyone. Sounds corny, but, never heard of "beauty is in the eyes of the beholder" ? Look good for yourself, exercise for you, be healthy - for you -. Fuck others, have someone like you for you. Weight has its limits mind you, but the female form is exquisite, still with some weight. Look at fertility figure carvings, most are of heavier set women with large breasts.
Be quiet about sexual harassment ? It goes both ways, even men arent comfortable in some situations - rare as it may seem. Like I stated weeks ago - " fuck em " - "em" as in everyone, they want your mouth closed ? Open it!
Piss ya off ? Probably have, I seem to be quite good at that althought I don't intend it that way ( as is the way with those that speak their mind ).
I know this is going back a few days but please tell how it is that we, women, make you, men, so insecure.
Is it is because we earn seventy cents to every dollar you earn?
Is it because we get called sluts if we have a sex with a number of partners, whereas, you men are heroes if you do?
Is it because we get to starve ourselves to be thin enough to look like the girls on the cover of Maxim and you guys are considered sexy even if you are John Goodman-fat?
I know, it is because when women turn thirty they are old and undesirable but men in their fifties and sixties, Sean Connery, Harrison Ford, Michael Douglass, are still blazing hot.
Wait, I bet it is because when we complain of sexual harassment we are told to be quiet and accept it as a compliment.
Sorry, I have to go and find some asshole to exploit me and take advantage of me. You know, those quality guys might treat me nicely or something.
Is it is because we earn seventy cents to every dollar you earn?
Is it because we get called sluts if we have a sex with a number of partners, whereas, you men are heroes if you do?
Is it because we get to starve ourselves to be thin enough to look like the girls on the cover of Maxim and you guys are considered sexy even if you are John Goodman-fat?
I know, it is because when women turn thirty they are old and undesirable but men in their fifties and sixties, Sean Connery, Harrison Ford, Michael Douglass, are still blazing hot.
Wait, I bet it is because when we complain of sexual harassment we are told to be quiet and accept it as a compliment.
Sorry, I have to go and find some asshole to exploit me and take advantage of me. You know, those quality guys might treat me nicely or something.
February 09, 2002
February 08, 2002
WHO'S ON SWING SHIFT NOW, BITCH?
thats right. Me. And not only do I have the 13th off ( FISHBONE! ) - but I also have the 14th off - and I have ONE GRAND in the bank - and everything just looks to be swell.
no big debate stuff - and dont really have much of anything else to shoot out either.
ill post later. i have to go to sleep tonight at one in the morning. meaning i have to stay AWAKE until then.
O_O
thats right. Me. And not only do I have the 13th off ( FISHBONE! ) - but I also have the 14th off - and I have ONE GRAND in the bank - and everything just looks to be swell.
no big debate stuff - and dont really have much of anything else to shoot out either.
ill post later. i have to go to sleep tonight at one in the morning. meaning i have to stay AWAKE until then.
February 07, 2002
a quick bit before I run off to work -
DS briefly stopped by to state " what about men being insecure to allow women to have power? " - to this I merely say that I would not chalk insecurity up to JUST MEN'S FAULT. Take - for instance - you get an abused child from an abusive relationship and give him/her to a good family without abuse or any abuse related activity - the child will most definately be insecure. always waiting to be hit. always waiting to be yelled at. always waiting for " ITS YOUR FAULT " - reguardless if it was or not. From your stance, you're saying that it is the abused child's fault for being insecure.
What I am proposing is that men are insecure BECAUSE of women and their wiley ways. They are insecure because women are generally insane. Which would then again take you to my previous post. So by blaming men's insecurities for the reasons that women aren't in power, I believe is just the same as blaming women themselves. Women make men insecure. Simple fact.
And those that are secure? Oh - womanizing pussy-mongrels, assholes, and the ones that women will leave a 'good guy' for because the 'good guy' is too much of a sap and will do anything they say. " nice guys finish last " so it goes. I have a striking thought that women want assholes and to be treated badly. But that, ah - is a different post/debate all together.
DS briefly stopped by to state " what about men being insecure to allow women to have power? " - to this I merely say that I would not chalk insecurity up to JUST MEN'S FAULT. Take - for instance - you get an abused child from an abusive relationship and give him/her to a good family without abuse or any abuse related activity - the child will most definately be insecure. always waiting to be hit. always waiting to be yelled at. always waiting for " ITS YOUR FAULT " - reguardless if it was or not. From your stance, you're saying that it is the abused child's fault for being insecure.
What I am proposing is that men are insecure BECAUSE of women and their wiley ways. They are insecure because women are generally insane. Which would then again take you to my previous post. So by blaming men's insecurities for the reasons that women aren't in power, I believe is just the same as blaming women themselves. Women make men insecure. Simple fact.
And those that are secure? Oh - womanizing pussy-mongrels, assholes, and the ones that women will leave a 'good guy' for because the 'good guy' is too much of a sap and will do anything they say. " nice guys finish last " so it goes. I have a striking thought that women want assholes and to be treated badly. But that, ah - is a different post/debate all together.
I am so glad that I picked today to look back into slugs. Nothin' this gal likes better than porn!
Anyway, not mud, thanks for the great insight on men and women. How long have you been working on those theories? How about a woman has not been elected president because men are too insecure about themselves to give women any kind of power?!!!!
Plus, I will have to remember the sticking out my boobs thing. That is a classic.
Falafel, tomorrow, room 107, third lunch.
Anyway, not mud, thanks for the great insight on men and women. How long have you been working on those theories? How about a woman has not been elected president because men are too insecure about themselves to give women any kind of power?!!!!
Plus, I will have to remember the sticking out my boobs thing. That is a classic.
Falafel, tomorrow, room 107, third lunch.
guh - little do I remember that half of you are still in school.
graduate or something god-damnit.
in any event - my UBAR pictures can be reached with the link below.
( grumbles )
DONT CLICK HERE BECAUSE YOU'rE IN AN EDUCATIONAL FACILITY! WHOOO HOWOFOOPAOEROOOOROFOORO!
graduate or something god-damnit.
in any event - my UBAR pictures can be reached with the link below.
( grumbles )
February 06, 2002
kicking the bee's nest worked
and it seems to have got us some good posts. I am sad, however, that the majority of them seem to be "anti-andrew" posts instead of "anti-sept-11" - but hey, cant win them all. mind you - i do hope andrew understands that although we may critisize his beliefs ( and he may critisize mine, or anyone elses ) - that a level of respect be maintained on both sides. Sure I dont agree with andrew - but does that mean he is composed of sub-intelligent material? I would think not. Just making sure everyone remembers this. ;)
also - ive decided to give up trying to make time to learn .php and have gone on a ' hunt ' to find someone with a NICE LOOKING website whom NOBODY KNOWS and allow them to just build it all up for us, for free ( or maybe a small fee, eh ) - so if you know anyone with HTML/PHP LEET SKILLZ just email a manner in which I can contact them - and a link to one of their sites ( example of work ) - FUGGAH.
other than that... oh jeez. i didnt get a link of the day today. hum. maybe later.
and it seems to have got us some good posts. I am sad, however, that the majority of them seem to be "anti-andrew" posts instead of "anti-sept-11" - but hey, cant win them all. mind you - i do hope andrew understands that although we may critisize his beliefs ( and he may critisize mine, or anyone elses ) - that a level of respect be maintained on both sides. Sure I dont agree with andrew - but does that mean he is composed of sub-intelligent material? I would think not. Just making sure everyone remembers this. ;)
also - ive decided to give up trying to make time to learn .php and have gone on a ' hunt ' to find someone with a NICE LOOKING website whom NOBODY KNOWS and allow them to just build it all up for us, for free ( or maybe a small fee, eh ) - so if you know anyone with HTML/PHP LEET SKILLZ just email a manner in which I can contact them - and a link to one of their sites ( example of work ) - FUGGAH.
other than that... oh jeez. i didnt get a link of the day today. hum. maybe later.
February 05, 2002
otherwise stated as :
heh.
February 04, 2002
you're asking yourself :
WHERE IS THE LINK(S) OF THE DAY?!
well here they are sonny!
( do you know french? )
( title is " un lapin " - which is " a rabbit " )
whee.
well here they are sonny!
( do you know french? )
( title is " un lapin " - which is " a rabbit " )
whee.
beautiful attack bonnie - simply beautiful, and also the only good rebuttal against my, and so it seems steven's as well, lack there-of patriotism and up-and-arms about september eleventh. but considering that the " would be shout fest debate " I wanted to ensue didnt much have much going for the " good side " ( that side being the side in which me and steven werent on ) - I figure I can drop it for awhile and revive it at some later date when Jimmoi has a computer or when Bradbury shows up around town or something along those lines. when someone who can BULLSHIT DEBATE comes along to give me and steve a run for our money.
so last night at work I decided to come up with another 'debateable' subject - one that is dear and close to all of our hearts, and which should arouse the interests of even those who dont post on the board as often as they should ( or well, hopefully it would )
unfortunately - zach0 beat me through it with telepathy. I guess he got more than just jism in his brains with our last sexual encounter where I fucked him in the ear. the subject of course, is :
I worked on this a lot last night and came up with some conclusions. Women never look for the logic of things - they mainly do what they feel - a major reason why a woman is not president, as it lurks in everyone's minds that she'll get her period and decide to nuke some poor country like afganistan ( on a slight note - if we had a woman president I do not doubt we'd have a bigger "episode" about september eleventh than we have now ) - they are emotional. to the un-trained eye, they are illogical. but I have found a neat little trick.
how is this so? Well what do you do when you lose something? You look for it. And when you have it - you dont look for it, right? And who is always the one looking for " reasons " to things, who is always the one looking for the " logic " behind an action instead of having a tissy-fit and fucking your best friend to get back at you - or burning your favorite collection of daft punk cds when you're off at work because you didnt call one night when you said you were going to but you forgot. Oh - wait - it sure isnt men. That's because men lack logic, and they're always trying to find it. Women, already having logic - store it away and NEVER FUCKING USE IT. So they dont look for the point of any matter. They go with the flow.
Another problem with women is they always size eachother up. Men may do this - but not to the extent of women. Men may size eachother up but everytime they do - it is damn well obvious. It is displayed. In the open. The line is drawn and each combantant/participant knows who is who. With women, there are no lines. There is no specified " contest " and there is nothing displayed. It is all subtle. It is deceptive ( as most and all women are ) - and it deals with subterfuge and the most base thing of all time : looks.
A woman walks into a ballroom party with her man. The man surveys the area and looks for other good looking women to oogle at, or maybe his pals who also got dragged to a dance. The woman takes in a deep breath and walks straight. Why, to make her breasts look larger than they are, of course - being as your breast size is always a " point " against other women. Her dress is critically analyzed and nit-picked apart by everyone who can see it from a distance, but nothing is ever said - even the man she is with - what he is wearing - what he is doing - what he says - what he looks like - how he says things - these things also are taken into consideration as to her " ranking " in this undercover game. Men are like tokens in this aspect. it has always been " notch on the bedpost " for guys - but the social aspect is all for women. and shoes. and the latest style. and hair. and their face. MAKEUP for chroist's sake. Do you think women put on makeup for other men to think they look beautiful? Hell - even when they already have a man they put on makeup - you wonder why? You think it's so that they look good for you, you silly stupid man? Oh hell no - its so that she may look better than some other girl whom she doesnt know - who secretly behind closed doors in the dark she'll call a slut and bullshit to her friends about how she gave head to some guy who nobody knows from a different school. Not only are women rational, which is to imply that although they do have the talent to be reasonable - being that they are born with it they never use it, and never search for it, and never find it of any meaning - it is to state that they are the most irrational beings on the face of the planet. They are crazy in the god-damned head. Just when you think you've got them understood they throw you a curve ball to throw you off and no other reason than that.
As of recently I've joined the ranks of my fellow associate Jimmoi.
Women are to be treated as objects.
Bought, Sold, Traded.
Like poke'mon cards.
Gotta fuck'em all.
As of recently I've also joined the ranks of my fellow associate Michael.
Women are never to be played with in the head.
Never pay attention to anything she says.
And never know their name.
And thats that.
OH! - and if you've noticed there is an option for " blogger pro "
but it costs money.
hum.
February 03, 2002
we have blood pumping through our proverbial veins, after all
How dare you steve say such bullshit how cay you spit on people who donated money even on E-bay who cares at least they gave money. And on this false patriot crap how can you say that its false because they put a flag on their car. If you remember but i doubt you do but Bush our president if you didn't know that either asked the public to put a flag on their car for support. So as a saying goes THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK!!!
posted by: Andrew
[ 02.03.2002 05:38am | no-contact ]
and on the irrelevency of his knowledge on the flight numbers, it better damn well be relevent if he's gonna make a comment like that
posted by: Andrew
[ 02.03.2002 05:43am | no-contact ]
I didnt want this to be wasted away into a comment debate only to be forgotten sometime later. wheeeeeeeeee - sooooooo :
I didnt vote for president. or at least I dont think I did.
and /
a flag does not support a dying child.
or a dying father.
or anyone dying for that matter.
a flag on your windsheild means you went a couple odd minutes out of your busy life to 1. buy a sticker and 2. place it on a windsheild.
donating money also does not contribute shit to a cause. sure - it can fund one - but money isnt everything. my heart goes out to fire-fighters who had to actually *DEAL* with the shit - but to an extent you cant consider them heros because they've been paid for however long they've been working where they work to do -JUST WHAT THEY'RE DOING- ... its a job. You dont see people getting teary eyed over me stacking boxes now do you. But in the event that box-stacking becomes something vitally needed - Im sure some shmuck will think I'm something special.
But thats not all - this is an ebay donation - meaning they dont even have to go to a red-cross donation center or whatnot and hand money to someone they dont know - they dont even have to see the money they're donating - they just check their account and make sure that ONLY THE AMOUNT they donated gets whacked away into "not their account land".
and as to the flight numbers - steven had it pegged - because I didnt say that I knew them, nor do I claim to. I am damning the whole lot of America, and myself - for their mentality. For their lack of an attention span for anything greater than 15minutes. For their literal blood-lust for anything morbid or indecent. and for their pathetic attempt at " banding together in a time of need " --- how many "brothers of america" do you see out there giving homeless people a place to stay, you've got that empty room there where your younger son or daughter moved out - why not go to seattle and pick up some bum and help him out - help him get a job. OOOoooh Noooooooooo. You may be my fellow american, but if you're not almost exactly like me and pay taxes to the mutli-headed demon called democracy, well then you can burn in the gutters for all I care.
Im tired of shit being thrown around under one guise - and once that ruse fails they just dress up the shit in another costume until that one gets dirty. shit is shit is shit. dressing it up in latex or lace or leather or silk wont change that unless you get rid of the shit and replace it with something else.
HOO DOGGIES.
Im gonna go play Armoured Core 2 now.
WHEE.
How dare you steve say such bullshit how cay you spit on people who donated money even on E-bay who cares at least they gave money. And on this false patriot crap how can you say that its false because they put a flag on their car. If you remember but i doubt you do but Bush our president if you didn't know that either asked the public to put a flag on their car for support. So as a saying goes THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK!!!
posted by: Andrew
[ 02.03.2002 05:38am | no-contact ]
and on the irrelevency of his knowledge on the flight numbers, it better damn well be relevent if he's gonna make a comment like that
posted by: Andrew
[ 02.03.2002 05:43am | no-contact ]
I didnt want this to be wasted away into a comment debate only to be forgotten sometime later. wheeeeeeeeee - sooooooo :
I didnt vote for president. or at least I dont think I did.
and /
a flag does not support a dying child.
or a dying father.
or anyone dying for that matter.
a flag on your windsheild means you went a couple odd minutes out of your busy life to 1. buy a sticker and 2. place it on a windsheild.
donating money also does not contribute shit to a cause. sure - it can fund one - but money isnt everything. my heart goes out to fire-fighters who had to actually *DEAL* with the shit - but to an extent you cant consider them heros because they've been paid for however long they've been working where they work to do -JUST WHAT THEY'RE DOING- ... its a job. You dont see people getting teary eyed over me stacking boxes now do you. But in the event that box-stacking becomes something vitally needed - Im sure some shmuck will think I'm something special.
But thats not all - this is an ebay donation - meaning they dont even have to go to a red-cross donation center or whatnot and hand money to someone they dont know - they dont even have to see the money they're donating - they just check their account and make sure that ONLY THE AMOUNT they donated gets whacked away into "not their account land".
and as to the flight numbers - steven had it pegged - because I didnt say that I knew them, nor do I claim to. I am damning the whole lot of America, and myself - for their mentality. For their lack of an attention span for anything greater than 15minutes. For their literal blood-lust for anything morbid or indecent. and for their pathetic attempt at " banding together in a time of need " --- how many "brothers of america" do you see out there giving homeless people a place to stay, you've got that empty room there where your younger son or daughter moved out - why not go to seattle and pick up some bum and help him out - help him get a job. OOOoooh Noooooooooo. You may be my fellow american, but if you're not almost exactly like me and pay taxes to the mutli-headed demon called democracy, well then you can burn in the gutters for all I care.
Im tired of shit being thrown around under one guise - and once that ruse fails they just dress up the shit in another costume until that one gets dirty. shit is shit is shit. dressing it up in latex or lace or leather or silk wont change that unless you get rid of the shit and replace it with something else.
HOO DOGGIES.
Im gonna go play Armoured Core 2 now.
WHEE.
How are things in Sweden...?
They are fun. A few weeks ago I was almost sent home because I was 'neglecting' learning Swedish... hahaha... And yet all is well and I am still here. I went skiing for the first time in my life a week ago... they say it's the hardest kind to do. No idea what it is called in english, only way to describe it's difference from normal skiing is that only your toes are attached to the skies and not your heel. Then I went skiing again last Sunday with Alex and his little brother. I used normal long skies.. YIPPY! I can say in all honesty that I can ski pretty well now, though I refuse to go down the steep ice hills as of yet. Don't quite have the nerve to do that on my own! :)
Other than that, school is good (yes, it's actually funzo), I'm actually paying attention to people when they speak to me in Swedish so I understand a lot and I'm trying to speak it as well (meaning that I speak svenlish), my social life is great (many interesting odd friends that like to go out and party all the time, or just sit about and chat), and I'm happy (I'm not home there in Spanagraham and I'm having the time of my life!)... what more could I ask for.
Okay so that's the end of the update of my life. If you want to know something else, ask or whatever.
February 01, 2002
something funny i thought up at work -
you know why you're a sucker?
A big, fat, sucker?
what were the two flight numbers of the september eleventh tragedy? you know you dont know - and you know you're going to quickly look it up and put the answer in the comments just so you can say you knew - because you can " say you cared " - but you didnt. you dont even know the god-damned flight numbers. all you know is that it was a tragedy. on september eleventh. 9 - 1 1, so cried the newspapers, and the radio, and the television. NINE ONE ONE - so cried you, and you bullshitted that you were suffereing from trauma so that you could skip work the next three days - and you donated 5$ on your last ebay purchase - why? because you felt sorry? no - so you could dutifully inform everyone you knew that YOU PERSONALLY had helped out the victims of ... what, what flight numbers? oh - no ... no flight numbers here buddy..
THE TRAGEDY OF SEPTEMBER ELEVENTH
i rest my case.
you know why you're a sucker?
A big, fat, sucker?
what were the two flight numbers of the september eleventh tragedy? you know you dont know - and you know you're going to quickly look it up and put the answer in the comments just so you can say you knew - because you can " say you cared " - but you didnt. you dont even know the god-damned flight numbers. all you know is that it was a tragedy. on september eleventh. 9 - 1 1, so cried the newspapers, and the radio, and the television. NINE ONE ONE - so cried you, and you bullshitted that you were suffereing from trauma so that you could skip work the next three days - and you donated 5$ on your last ebay purchase - why? because you felt sorry? no - so you could dutifully inform everyone you knew that YOU PERSONALLY had helped out the victims of ... what, what flight numbers? oh - no ... no flight numbers here buddy..
i rest my case.
Hey, whaddya know...
That was second post...
and all over a bitch-fest of my utter disregard and contempt for ... him...
and this is third post...
waahoo...i'm on a roll.
but don't feel bad, all those who covet the second post slot...not that i really actually think any of you do...
in truth, you all probably won't hear from me for another couple of days, when the paint chips off of these walls fall into my food, causing me to slip into dementia and i start posting about how dwight d. eisenhower was really judy jetson come to life...
insurmountable...utterly insurmountable.
You know, normally i don't bitch and moan...
well i do, but not about real things or anything like that...
however, i feel like doing that today...
i am sooo damn fucking tired of all the crap i have to deal with lately...
college is great and all...but not the stupid people...
and you'd think, there wouldn't be any stupid people at college...
(yes, i have recently SHOT DEAD that naive idiot jeff version of myself)
and then there is all the bureacracy...can't live with it, can't kill it...
ugh, someone in the CIA is probably reading this and assuming that I'm the one who sent the anthrax...
oh, but believe you me, if i were going to send anthrax, it wouldn't be to the US Government....
it would be to a certain person's house...
who's name is Parr...
oh yeah...(and now i'm obsessing and venting my aggressive thoughts toward that fat Klingon Bastard/jOe SUAVO)...
i never did like him...
bastard.
course, with my luck, Parr will get anthrax, but it won't be from me,
rather another student, justifiably, will realize the evility of Parr and his clan, and try to do away with them...
but unfortunately, because of james' slug-board, the US court will see this as evidence or something...
and convict me...
then i'll be sent to jail...
oh but it doesn't end there...no no...
Parr will be sent to jail later in life, probably six month's later...
most likely for raping a pig...or better...
being arrested for doing so...
though later tests will reveal that it was just his damn fexit wife!! that's right, she's a fexit, pure 100% fexit.
so he'll end up in the same cell with me...
cause he had to survive that anthrax after all...
and he'll start to look at me...
Then he'll try to ass-rape me...
All because of bureacracy...
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