BECAUSE I SAID SO

and by the way.
if you want xiao xiao goodness-
go here

bitches.

it's been a while, but guess what...

I'M BACK! HAHAHAHA...

That's right, your friendly neiborhood psyco is back here in Spanagraham. :)

today was just a fun day of link-ness.
so I figured I'd throw this one in before the end of it.
hee.

REPENT GOD DAMNIT

also-
Joe is gone until tuesday.
that means I get to be B-man
you know what that means?
that means I get FIFTEEN DOLLARS AND THIRTEEN CENTS an hour instead of my normal rate. HOO DOGGIES.

also.
andrew.
that link ( altho fun ) is old.
oldschool.
get with the times man.
;)

Hmm….Saturday, say you?
Well, shit.
I was planning on being drunk elsewhere, but I can do Shari’s first. Of course, by the time we’ll be done, I’ll just go home and crawl into bed...Friday night/Saturday morning will have be enough of that for one weekend.
And as far as bowling-well, I suck, and they don’t have shoes big enough (at least I doubt they do), but if it’s happening late enough in the day (that is, a while after dark), count me in...

Somebody clue me in as to the approximate times.

Später.

so I took a test. . .

NOooOOooOoo!

...
it was a stupid test anyway.

I'm tired and pissed off, so - turns on gruntspeak

Newspaper - job - they not want you
Drive - gas low - money... wait money no have.
Walk in - they no hire - nobody hire - walk outside, whisper "fuck you too then", drive next place
Home, bored - sit on ass - call back places in two days.

And that's how it goes. Fucking awesome.
Now - as is my unsaid job, I doubt just about everything which comes from James' mouth.
Is there 'feminine spice' on this here board, or is it just Collins on another name, hell - maybe its jeff.
Have I not posted for a few days ? ( maybe it was weeks ? ) No, I havent, which brings me to a small point.

I hate vague shit - for instance "gaming place" is vague. What -the fuck- is "gaming place" is that the arcade in a movie theater, the multi colored plastic ball pit at some Chuck E Cheese place ? ( I don't give a fuck how you spell the name of the place. )
Vague, it pisses everyone off.
someone scans a crowd of about a hundred people and says " Hey you, call 911 "
Not so vague, people kinda like that
same little someone with the crowd " Hey you! Fatman with hair on yer body like a damn sweater! Call 911 "


Nods his head once in affirmation Yup. I'm bored. I wanna go do something - whos got ideas on 'get togethers' ?
Zacko can ... oh wait - ha, no he can't come too.

<< Behold the power of Second Post!! >>

and I did stop by the gaming place.
and I did speak with this " dee " person.
and things did go well.
and my father continues to say : " YOU SHOULD HAVE THEM PAY YOU! "
and I say " I dont really care if I get money, I just wanna do it "
and yeup.

tomorrow I stop by the gaming place.
to talk some talk.
and see if I can get my claws into the place.
and do some stuff.
and make the " half-assed-ness " into something JAMES-O

mwa hahah

I will conquer.
and all shall fall.

Wow-Little Collins, that was more disjointed than I would have thought possible, even from you. Have you been smoking your breakfast? Please, either take less of what you’re on, or share more with others.

Good movie-“Caveman’s Valentine” Just see it.

Winter Olympics-“The Qualitative Olympics”
Explain to me how figure skating makes more sense than the Biathalon. Or how about “Ice Dancing?” HOW THE FUCK DOES “ICE DANCING” DESERVE TO BE AN OLYMPIC EVENT?!?!?!?!?!?! Seriously. The biathalon tests actual skill and endurance. Ski, shoot, ski, shoot. It’s not easy, and takes a great deal of (useful) athletic skill to pull off. Ice skating that doesn’t involve conflict-fairly useless. Okay lets look at it this way: put three hockey players and 30 figure skaters in a room; tell me which three dudes walk out. Bingo. Fuck the winter Olympics. Only thing worse than an actual jock is a pansy on skates trying to be a jock.

Know what, fuck the summer Olympics too. I’ll stick to racing, where steroid use is not advantageous. A true team sport. If one guy on the team fucks up, nobody gets paid. There are no guaranteed paychecks in auto racing (except in the higher-up forms, I.E. Formula One, where the drivers get paid per year). There is no “rebuilding year” for racing. Either you won or you didn’t. If you didn’t, you probably won’t get sponsorship next year. AND FUCK NASCAR.

So “Pulp Fiction” is coming on now.

Später.

Funny thing.

A bit ago I was at work and I was thinking " hot damn, Ive got this weekend off. But the more I thought about all the great time I would have - the more I got to thinking " what am I going to do with all that time? " - and I kept thinking, trying to think " so what am I going to do? " - and the more I thought the less I came up with. I thought more - and by now you should realise that I've been doing a lot of thinking and my lunch break was almost over - and then I found what I was going to do. Absolutely nothing. Im going to sit around on my ass and wait to start working again. Great. Because Ive come to the conclusion that once you start working you get into a mentality which consists of " life is working " and when you're not working - you dont feel alive. It is weird. So here I am. And I feel like stacking boxes, and Im not. And Im just sitting here. Waiting to go back to work. Sure - time off is nice. But really ...

I think work sucks out a part of your soul which makes you want to not-work. Oi.

MagDaDun.... dun know how to use AOL.... if you would like to point and laugh at her, or have a nice conversation with someone you dont know, and some casees fook with her in MANY diff ways.... please go ahead .... she has ben marked :) ( is not responcable for any allagations.... ) she contacted me..... thinking i was someone elce.... therefore... free game :) HAVE FUN BOYS

MaxPowers-yet....still....lazy....fix.....bah

I like cheese... =) Cows make cheese ya'know.... ive been in the hospital for 1 day... because the meds they gave me made me bleeeeed inturnaly.... now i have ulsers and no homework done for any classes... Moo...
Latly i have been wondering where have all the glimpses of zach~o, jimmy and james all on the couch, or the waking up to something wet dripping from the cilling... or having to sneez to get the substance ive yet to find out what it is, out of my nose.... all of these things are missing from my home.... i wonder where they have gone... oh i know.... The Butt Moved to Some place, the SEX doesnt come around as much anymore, and the ? works like a boswaniaian.... makes me cry, but hay, i can now sleep with out having some large asian on me, or waking up to jimmys " How the hell did my but get up in the air" heh he heh..... well, james like an ass will prolly delet this so..... damn..... TOO BAD I OWN YOUR SOUL JAMES!!! * goes back to TRYING to do fooking work for mis D's class....... sux that my computer is down :(
and i have been EQ free for 12 days.... Go me... im still not gunna pay 4$$ till the end. cuz ive had things like this RIP ME OFF ..... and i can see aaron puting all this together JUST to Yoink 4$$ from me... and JUST ME...YOU KNOW IT!!!!
i have spoken.


Max Powers- to lazy to get his computer working....- and hax0red jameses account....

Ugh.
Long week, getting shit ready so all you ungrateful little fucks can go back to classes....(any non-Bethel students can ignor the previous statement)

In other news, the Olympics are a joke.

...

Wait, that's not news. At least the winter Olympics, with the exception of the Biathalon-that's a real sport. Ski, shoot, ski-not easy. Hell, it was even in a James Bond movie. Okay, so it was one with Timothy Dalton as Bond, but it was a Bond movie nonetheless.

Of course, I've taken part in the Redneck Biathalon. Instead of skis, you have pickup trucks. Taking the place of highly accurate target rifles are 12 gauge shotguns. Oh yeah. Being that plenty of beer is typically consumed prior to and during the event, instead of carefully placed targets, you shoot at everything that moves. Occasionally, and due to the aforementioned alcohol, targets may include fellow participants and/or their vehicles. Thankfully, the level of inebreation reached usually keeps serious injury from occuring.

Onward.....

Religion:
I agree with what James said fully. That is, the actions of your typical "religious" person go against everything their religion stands for. The way they press their beliefs upon others is also bothersome. Take into account the "Reverend" Jerry Fallwell. He is one of the biggest walking bags of horseshit ever. Then we get into the likes of Pat Buchanon(sp?). Fuck. Don't get me started.

Anyway....I think that's about it....Is anyone going to be at Shari's tonight? I might make an appearance if so.

Später.

Hi Boys!

I stacked over 100 000 boxes within three days

thats right - the foreman even noticed. It was great. But moving on to things of more importance.

First - let me state that I did not know that lent was in rememberance of " Jesus running off to the desert " - and you shot me down pretty good with the semantic of it being " a reminder " instead of " a parralell " - so to a further extent, my beef was deflated hardkore, yes - with a " K ". Not only that - but as bradbury pegged - yes I do have a bit of something against religion. Against religion itself? No ... against those who say one thing and have their foot half-way into something religious and then half-ass it the other way, and then all the time ride the " holier than thou " train of goodness? Oh yes.

With that done.

DS has come up with another debate - which I shall add my measly two cents worth about.

SLAVE LABOUR in boswania.
If you know me, you know my views about boswania.
I dont care about boswania.
I will never visit boswania.
I do not know anyone in boswania.
Otherwise, they wouldnt be in boswania.
and boswania would not be boswania.
the denzins of boswania? I do not care for them.
You mentioned Gwam. Although I do acknowlege where Jeff came over on a boat - anything more is a reference to boswania.
therefore of no interest, or care, to me.
so. sucks to live in boswania eh?
what else is new.
-ta da-

wasnt that compelling eh?

and last but definately not least -
I've re-invited Mike ( rigney ) again - it seems he wanted me to delete him and then re-invite him with another email - and either he hasnt checked it or is too lazy to get his ass around to doing what he needs to do ( DAMN THAT SEX MACHINE! ) - I also re-invited Mr. Parker ( James ) - and hopefully he'll be able to help us with some incite on working at a glass factory. A nice move away from boxes. And I also have invited two women - one a very esoteric odd one, and the other a very easy-going normal one. Hopefully they'll add some woman-estrogenic-spice to the board.

-end.

If you need something to be upset about, be upset about this. It is a company called Shin Won in Guatemala that makes clothes for the Gap.

The minimum wage for the garment sector in Guatemala is approximately a daily rate of Q$28.00 (about US$3.60). Excluding overtime and bonuses, workers receive about Q$425 every 15 days (about US$54.00). If bonuses, production incentive pay, and overtime pay are included, workers are supposed to receive about twice the amount quoted above, or roughly Q$1,800 a month (US$226.00). This is well below the established poverty line for Guatemala. The U.S. Department of Labor, Office of International Economic Affairs, stated in a 1999 report that the poverty line in Guatemala was about Q$2,109.00 a month (US$307.00).

I am adding a addendum per the comments. The point I was trying to make here was the exploitation of labor via capitalism. The Gap corporation can afford to pay their workers a living wage. They opt not to so as to provided lower costs to consumers and fill their own pockets. Go to behindthelabel.com and see the shacks where these people live on the wages they earn then tell me that what is happening is reasonable.

not mud, what is your problem with those of us observing Lent? You have no faith in this religion and practice, nor do many of us who are participating in this Lent activity, so what is all the rage about? It is not as if we are making a mockery of something important to you.

I perused the internet and found some items that may be of interest to you regarding Lent. They are all from Catholic websites.

Lent is a season of soul-searching and repentance. It is a season for reflection and taking stock. Lent originated in the very earliest days of the Church as a preparatory time for Easter, when the faithful rededicated themselves and when converts were instructed in the faith and prepared for baptism. By observing the forty days of Lent, the individual Christian imitates Jesus’ withdrawal into the wilderness for forty days.
by Ken Collins, KenCollins.com
[Imitating Jesus' withdrawal into the wilderness, not imitating the anguish of being nailed to a cross.]


In Lent, it's traditional to give up something(s) that we do a lot of and that we find pleasure in. This 'giving up' is done as a discipline, as a reminder of Christ's sufferings and what our true pleasures are as followers of Christ, and as an act of sorrow over our sin. Sometimes we don't notice how certain things we do have gained power over us and dictate our actions. In Lent, we discover these things and give them up so that God can be in charge.
[Not only do I swear a lot, but I do quite enjoy it. Same goes for sweets. It is a reminder of suffering, not a parallel of the suffering.]


Q: What are appropriate activities for ordinary days during Lent?

A: Giving up something we enjoy for Lent, doing of physical or spiritual acts of mercy for others, prayer, fasting, abstinence, going to confession, and other acts expressing repentance in general.
[I gave up two things that I enjoy.]

No, I am not jumping on the Christian bandwagon, nor do I aspire to be a good Catholic. I celebrate Christmas and I am not a Christian. I celebrate my husband's birthday and it is not my birthday. I have participated in Rosh Hashanah and I am not a Jew. Sometimes we do things because they make us a more well-rounded person or a better person.

PS If you consumed only bread and water you would get scurvy. But I bet you would like that because it would cause the suffering you so seem to wants us to endure.

To suffer like Jesus suffered.

I have come to the conclusion that Lent is nothing more than half-assed, watered-down, religious, dogmatic bullshit. I will explain this in a couple of examples, and specifically show how they do not, in any shape manner or form, show any " suffering " and more-less, " suffering like Jesus suffered."

The first being " not to curse " - cursing consists of " Fuck, Shit, God-damn, Mother-fucker, Asshole, Darn, Heck, Damn, Hell, Jesus Christ... " and the list an go on and on. Life is rather easy not to curse, in fact there are people who live without lent and not cursing. To make this half-assed suffering more like Jesus, I propose that it be changed to a vow of silence. To not speak to anyone for the duration of lent would show more suffering, although not be anywhere near Jesus', than " not cursing "

The second being " not eating ( insert whatever ) " - this seems to be a popular " suffering " - although again, half-assed. I believe that I wont eat pizza anymore. Whoop-de-shit. You've given up nothing. I believe I will give up eating french-fries. LA DA DE. Jesus had to carry a heavy cross down a road, and then was proceeded to be nailed to it. To suffer much the same way, you are avoiding one sort of food. My proposition? To eat nothing but bread and drink nothing but water - there you go. How about bread and water? And no, not water, with bread and peanut butter and jelly. Just bread. Just water. Thats it. Again - that would be suffering, but nowhere near as jesus suffered.

Thirdly - " Im not going to wear jeans " - this is so ... I wont even touch it. Along the same lines " Im not going to wear anything " is sort of inappropriate for our times. so I couldnt come up with anything along the lines of clothing. This is how bad this is, I cannot even come up with a better version of it - because there is no bloody way ( can you come up with a better, like minded mode of ' suffering' ? )

Fourthly - " Im not going to have sex " - close, but no cigar. Unless your married, you shouldnt be having sex anyway ( this is if you are following some form of other religious idealism ) - but in the event you've just decided to PICK UP LENT FOR SOMETHING TO MAKE YOURSELF FEEL BETTER - then abstaining from sex is a grand idea. Although still, nowhere near the suffering of jesus, and half-assed. You'll go home and masturbate - " Hey I said sex, not masturbation " - or you'll go home and look at pornography - " Hey I said sex, not watching sex " - or you'll go home and you'll get a blowjob - " Hey I said sex, not sodomy. " - and so it goes and so it goes. This proposition is easy - Celibacy. All forms of sexuality what-so-ever are null and void for you. whee.

But as you see - I have stated that none of these are close to, or match, the ' suffering of jesus ' - because there isnt a god-damned single one of you who can match that. Our times are different, and you've got plenty of laws protecting you from any sort of suffering. You're all sheltered by the government and dont even fear God anymore. You come up with half-assed shitty concepts for things that once meant something. The point is not to " suffer like Jesus " but to attempt to suffer like Jesus. To make some sort of effort to inflict suffering onto yourself, to show that you too can bear suffering for the greater good. The majority of those I've interviewed have already " failed " whatever they gave up for lent. It makes me wish that half way through his big spiel Jesus said " you know what, i cant take this - so Im just going to give up " - that would have been a better Jesus for all of you to suffer like. Suffer like the half-assed Jesus. Suffer like the Jesus who quit.

So what do you think?
( also, this would have been a much beter post, but it got deleted twice, so I just got pissed off and did the jist of it ) augh.

so I got home and fell asleep.
feh.
in other news :



it makes you think really.
I mean really makes you think.

Yes, I'm Back

First off-Work related injuries do not rule, they sucketh very much. L & I will find every imaginable way to screw you in any orifice they can. If you get hurt at work, SAVE ALL THE PAPERWORK. Until you retire. Because they have a way of losing records that comes in handy-to them. Say you hurt your back at work. Say this is a minor injury, easily recovered from. Now say this happens three or four times in twenty years of work. Then you need surgery and are told that this is a "pre-existing" condition, because they have no records of previous job-related injuries. YOU GET SCREWED.

Also, if L & I ever tries to send you to an IME (Independant Medical Examination), hire an attorney BEFORE you go. I've learned all this from the (recent) experiences of my coworkers....

That's all....for now

Später

when I get home.
be expecting a big rant on LENT.
heh.

I'm back.

holy shit, I hope I'm not alone when I say - Cut out that bold type bullshit!

second post -

so here is the deal - we go out to show steve's crew ( that's rose and joe ) the fascinating activity that is " ROAD SKIING " - and we had a great time. Although we couldnt find the UBAR ROAD that zach-o had pointed out earlier, so we decided to tear up zach-o's old stomping grounds. Right down his road in front of his house, and yes - we pissed on the mormon's church grounds. So back and forth we went and got three or four good zooms with sparks a-plenty until Joe casually informed us all that :

THAR BE A GUY IN THAT THAR WINDIE WIFA PHOEN!

and the reminder of what happened last time the poh-leese was called on us, the warning " BAIL BAIL BAIL " was quickly thrown about, and we were nowhere to be seen. But this is not the entire story by far - in fact, this isnt exactly the story Im posting to tell. Asides from some car with bright headlights ( which we had thought were rose&joe but upon later talking, confirmed that they had actually taken a right and bailed out on us and that bright-lighted car was following US until I casually parked our car in the driveway of some house and turned it off. ... hah! ) - we got out of there relitavely easily. A little too easy. I had thought we bit it this time for sure.

So we all rendevous at shari's - said " HOT DAMN THAT WAS CLOSE " - said our goodbyes - and went along our each seperate ways. This is where it gets odd.

Me and michael are driving down meridian and there is a car behind us. a police cruiser passes by us in the opposite direction - and michael says " there is a police car " - and in response the car behind us speeds up and passes me on my left. I thought this was steven and jimmoi in the other TZA car - and smiled to myself. Until I realised it was another police cruiser - and that is what Michael was talking about. Two cruisers within 2 seconds of eachother.

" Looks like they're searchin for someone!"

michael and I both joked. The police cruiser then, ahead of us, stopped by a stop light to take a left. When we had gotten within a couple yards of the car, it then took an abrupt right turn from one end of the road to the other - very quickly. I was taken off guard ... and slowed down none-the-less. Looking out the right window we saw something which seemed to be two police cruisers had had a collision of some sorts. Either that or one of them just exploded for no apparent reason. One car we couldnt see well, but the obvious damage to one police cruiser included an adjar and dis-connected rear door, and a messed up trunk. the car which took the abrupt right turn slowly approached the scene, and there was my car driving right by the whole mess.

the thing is. this was on my right side.
what is on the right side you ask?
well it's yellow. and it stands out on my big red car.
and it says but one thing :

TZA

now this may seem to be nothing big. whoop-de-shit, a police cruiser got thrashed. But upon thinking further on the matter, I had come to the idea that maybe the reason we " got off so easily " was because ... well ... maybe in response to such a phone call - being they've had such " disturbances " before and not pulled anyone in - quickly rushed to the scene. Because the ironic thing about the whole episode was they were thrashed just one road down, connected to the road we were skiing down, and the road I almost drove down to " escape " from - but we had thought we lost Joe and Rose. So we turned around and went the opposite way. Had we but gone the other way ... funzo.

So was it our fault? Did we cause a police cruiser accident? I damn well think we did. You know why?

because it's a better story that way.

Ok.
so in the event that you are reading this you are probably at home.
that means probably at sharis
that means probably not at the gaming place of funzo rama.
and here I am down the road.
and I dont really want to go all the way down there to get you guys.
and i dont know steven's cell phone number. BLOODY HELL.

so.... yeah.
i have to go there anyway.

Lent is hard. My house is filled with sweets. And it is all my fault. I bought 15 candy bars and a bag of Peanut M&Ms. I just stare at them. ACK! I was thinking that I would lose weight since I was not eating sweets, instead I am eating everthing else. For dinner I had a fat sandwich - cream cheese (fat), cheddar cheese (fat), avocado (fat), with onions grilled in fat, on bread fried in fat. I should have given up fat.

The Mormons came to my house today. Odd coincidence given that just yesterday I was defending their religious integrity. (Perhaps it is a sign from God that I should be a Mormon.) I agreed to meet with them again next week. Probably because one of them looked A LOT like Matt Damon. A LOT!!!!!!!

Bohemian Ink : Absurdism

because you deserve to know better.

THIS - however - is appropriate for school viewing. hee hee.

sharis. tonight.
11.30pm

be there if you can.
dont be if you cant.
really.
that simple.
and dont click here if you're at school. if you arent, and want a good laugh - hot damn click away.

Be a bartender - you'll know what harassment is, sexual and otherwise.

Most of what you've said here is speculation, the extremes. Nothing, I believe that I believe I haven't answered already. However, it seems I need to do it again.

Be - you -, open your mouth when they want it closed, never do something purely for someone else - do it for you, be aggressive or get fucked

DS, I find it amazing that you're enflamed by the rantings of these young men, as if they/we knew anything. However - lets for one instant look at what you wrote.
I, for one am usually more attracted to older women than younger ( not much older though, wouldnt want to date mom ). That however is all a matter of taste though, isn't it ?
Starving yourself too look like women on Maxim is a matter of choice, not forced upon anyone. Sounds corny, but, never heard of "beauty is in the eyes of the beholder" ? Look good for yourself, exercise for you, be healthy - for you -. Fuck others, have someone like you for you. Weight has its limits mind you, but the female form is exquisite, still with some weight. Look at fertility figure carvings, most are of heavier set women with large breasts.
Be quiet about sexual harassment ? It goes both ways, even men arent comfortable in some situations - rare as it may seem. Like I stated weeks ago - " fuck em " - "em" as in everyone, they want your mouth closed ? Open it!

Piss ya off ? Probably have, I seem to be quite good at that althought I don't intend it that way ( as is the way with those that speak their mind ).

I know this is going back a few days but please tell how it is that we, women, make you, men, so insecure.

Is it is because we earn seventy cents to every dollar you earn?

Is it because we get called sluts if we have a sex with a number of partners, whereas, you men are heroes if you do?

Is it because we get to starve ourselves to be thin enough to look like the girls on the cover of Maxim and you guys are considered sexy even if you are John Goodman-fat?

I know, it is because when women turn thirty they are old and undesirable but men in their fifties and sixties, Sean Connery, Harrison Ford, Michael Douglass, are still blazing hot.

Wait, I bet it is because when we complain of sexual harassment we are told to be quiet and accept it as a compliment.

Sorry, I have to go and find some asshole to exploit me and take advantage of me. You know, those quality guys might treat me nicely or something.

What is this?

oh ... oh yes.

HOT DAMN

cowboy bebop 0wnz your soul.

WHO'S ON SWING SHIFT NOW, BITCH?

thats right. Me. And not only do I have the 13th off ( FISHBONE! ) - but I also have the 14th off - and I have ONE GRAND in the bank - and everything just looks to be swell.

no big debate stuff - and dont really have much of anything else to shoot out either.

ill post later. i have to go to sleep tonight at one in the morning. meaning i have to stay AWAKE until then.

O_O

a quick bit before I run off to work -

DS briefly stopped by to state " what about men being insecure to allow women to have power? " - to this I merely say that I would not chalk insecurity up to JUST MEN'S FAULT. Take - for instance - you get an abused child from an abusive relationship and give him/her to a good family without abuse or any abuse related activity - the child will most definately be insecure. always waiting to be hit. always waiting to be yelled at. always waiting for " ITS YOUR FAULT " - reguardless if it was or not. From your stance, you're saying that it is the abused child's fault for being insecure.

What I am proposing is that men are insecure BECAUSE of women and their wiley ways. They are insecure because women are generally insane. Which would then again take you to my previous post. So by blaming men's insecurities for the reasons that women aren't in power, I believe is just the same as blaming women themselves. Women make men insecure. Simple fact.

And those that are secure? Oh - womanizing pussy-mongrels, assholes, and the ones that women will leave a 'good guy' for because the 'good guy' is too much of a sap and will do anything they say. " nice guys finish last " so it goes. I have a striking thought that women want assholes and to be treated badly. But that, ah - is a different post/debate all together.

I am so glad that I picked today to look back into slugs. Nothin' this gal likes better than porn!

Anyway, not mud, thanks for the great insight on men and women. How long have you been working on those theories? How about a woman has not been elected president because men are too insecure about themselves to give women any kind of power?!!!!
Plus, I will have to remember the sticking out my boobs thing. That is a classic.

Falafel, tomorrow, room 107, third lunch.

guh - little do I remember that half of you are still in school.
graduate or something god-damnit.
in any event - my UBAR pictures can be reached with the link below.

( grumbles )

DONT CLICK HERE BECAUSE YOU'rE IN AN EDUCATIONAL FACILITY! WHOOO HOWOFOOPAOEROOOOROFOORO!

. . .but at least I got first post!

Hello slugs:

I had a post, but I forgot it. In any event, it's been requested, due to popular demand or someone's insecurity that I leave. I don;t know which. but, in either event, good-bye all.

HOT DAMN

its like there is a party in my pants and everyone is invited
BUT ME.

I might get moved to swing shift ( whee )

HOT DAMN

The link of. the day.

kicking the bee's nest worked

and it seems to have got us some good posts. I am sad, however, that the majority of them seem to be "anti-andrew" posts instead of "anti-sept-11" - but hey, cant win them all. mind you - i do hope andrew understands that although we may critisize his beliefs ( and he may critisize mine, or anyone elses ) - that a level of respect be maintained on both sides. Sure I dont agree with andrew - but does that mean he is composed of sub-intelligent material? I would think not. Just making sure everyone remembers this. ;)

also - ive decided to give up trying to make time to learn .php and have gone on a ' hunt ' to find someone with a NICE LOOKING website whom NOBODY KNOWS and allow them to just build it all up for us, for free ( or maybe a small fee, eh ) - so if you know anyone with HTML/PHP LEET SKILLZ just email a manner in which I can contact them - and a link to one of their sites ( example of work ) - FUGGAH.

other than that... oh jeez. i didnt get a link of the day today. hum. maybe later.

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otherwise stated as :

sure we'll take your money!

heh.

what'd you say?
link of the day?
right here sonny

shove it.

you're asking yourself :

WHERE IS THE LINK(S) OF THE DAY?!

well here they are sonny!

( do you know french? )
( title is " un lapin " - which is " a rabbit " )

whee.

If someone that i know dies in a car accident, should I have to know the type of car they were driving to be able to cry? The flight numbers are totally irrelivant. You don't need to know the minor little details to know that it was a tragedy and that many people lost their lives. And as for the false patriotism, how the hell do you know it's fake? Some people don't know what they have until it's gone. Those of you who think that the flight numbers are really important seem to have something missing...a little thing called empathy.

beautiful attack bonnie - simply beautiful, and also the only good rebuttal against my, and so it seems steven's as well, lack there-of patriotism and up-and-arms about september eleventh. but considering that the " would be shout fest debate " I wanted to ensue didnt much have much going for the " good side " ( that side being the side in which me and steven werent on ) - I figure I can drop it for awhile and revive it at some later date when Jimmoi has a computer or when Bradbury shows up around town or something along those lines. when someone who can BULLSHIT DEBATE comes along to give me and steve a run for our money.

so last night at work I decided to come up with another 'debateable' subject - one that is dear and close to all of our hearts, and which should arouse the interests of even those who dont post on the board as often as they should ( or well, hopefully it would )

unfortunately - zach0 beat me through it with telepathy. I guess he got more than just jism in his brains with our last sexual encounter where I fucked him in the ear. the subject of course, is :

WOMEN

I worked on this a lot last night and came up with some conclusions. Women never look for the logic of things - they mainly do what they feel - a major reason why a woman is not president, as it lurks in everyone's minds that she'll get her period and decide to nuke some poor country like afganistan ( on a slight note - if we had a woman president I do not doubt we'd have a bigger "episode" about september eleventh than we have now ) - they are emotional. to the un-trained eye, they are illogical. but I have found a neat little trick.

Women are the most rational beings on the face of the planet

how is this so? Well what do you do when you lose something? You look for it. And when you have it - you dont look for it, right? And who is always the one looking for " reasons " to things, who is always the one looking for the " logic " behind an action instead of having a tissy-fit and fucking your best friend to get back at you - or burning your favorite collection of daft punk cds when you're off at work because you didnt call one night when you said you were going to but you forgot. Oh - wait - it sure isnt men. That's because men lack logic, and they're always trying to find it. Women, already having logic - store it away and NEVER FUCKING USE IT. So they dont look for the point of any matter. They go with the flow.

Another problem with women is they always size eachother up. Men may do this - but not to the extent of women. Men may size eachother up but everytime they do - it is damn well obvious. It is displayed. In the open. The line is drawn and each combantant/participant knows who is who. With women, there are no lines. There is no specified " contest " and there is nothing displayed. It is all subtle. It is deceptive ( as most and all women are ) - and it deals with subterfuge and the most base thing of all time : looks.

A woman walks into a ballroom party with her man. The man surveys the area and looks for other good looking women to oogle at, or maybe his pals who also got dragged to a dance. The woman takes in a deep breath and walks straight. Why, to make her breasts look larger than they are, of course - being as your breast size is always a " point " against other women. Her dress is critically analyzed and nit-picked apart by everyone who can see it from a distance, but nothing is ever said - even the man she is with - what he is wearing - what he is doing - what he says - what he looks like - how he says things - these things also are taken into consideration as to her " ranking " in this undercover game. Men are like tokens in this aspect. it has always been " notch on the bedpost " for guys - but the social aspect is all for women. and shoes. and the latest style. and hair. and their face. MAKEUP for chroist's sake. Do you think women put on makeup for other men to think they look beautiful? Hell - even when they already have a man they put on makeup - you wonder why? You think it's so that they look good for you, you silly stupid man? Oh hell no - its so that she may look better than some other girl whom she doesnt know - who secretly behind closed doors in the dark she'll call a slut and bullshit to her friends about how she gave head to some guy who nobody knows from a different school. Not only are women rational, which is to imply that although they do have the talent to be reasonable - being that they are born with it they never use it, and never search for it, and never find it of any meaning - it is to state that they are the most irrational beings on the face of the planet. They are crazy in the god-damned head. Just when you think you've got them understood they throw you a curve ball to throw you off and no other reason than that.

As of recently I've joined the ranks of my fellow associate Jimmoi.
Women are to be treated as objects.
Bought, Sold, Traded.
Like poke'mon cards.
Gotta fuck'em all.

As of recently I've also joined the ranks of my fellow associate Michael.
Women are never to be played with in the head.
Never pay attention to anything she says.
And never know their name.

And thats that.
OH! - and if you've noticed there is an option for " blogger pro "
but it costs money.

hum.

we have blood pumping through our proverbial veins, after all


How dare you steve say such bullshit how cay you spit on people who donated money even on E-bay who cares at least they gave money. And on this false patriot crap how can you say that its false because they put a flag on their car. If you remember but i doubt you do but Bush our president if you didn't know that either asked the public to put a flag on their car for support. So as a saying goes THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK!!!
posted by: Andrew
[ 02.03.2002 05:38am | no-contact ]

and on the irrelevency of his knowledge on the flight numbers, it better damn well be relevent if he's gonna make a comment like that
posted by: Andrew
[ 02.03.2002 05:43am | no-contact ]


I didnt want this to be wasted away into a comment debate only to be forgotten sometime later. wheeeeeeeeee - sooooooo :

I didnt vote for president. or at least I dont think I did.
and /
a flag does not support a dying child.
or a dying father.
or anyone dying for that matter.

a flag on your windsheild means you went a couple odd minutes out of your busy life to 1. buy a sticker and 2. place it on a windsheild.

donating money also does not contribute shit to a cause. sure - it can fund one - but money isnt everything. my heart goes out to fire-fighters who had to actually *DEAL* with the shit - but to an extent you cant consider them heros because they've been paid for however long they've been working where they work to do -JUST WHAT THEY'RE DOING- ... its a job. You dont see people getting teary eyed over me stacking boxes now do you. But in the event that box-stacking becomes something vitally needed - Im sure some shmuck will think I'm something special.

But thats not all - this is an ebay donation - meaning they dont even have to go to a red-cross donation center or whatnot and hand money to someone they dont know - they dont even have to see the money they're donating - they just check their account and make sure that ONLY THE AMOUNT they donated gets whacked away into "not their account land".

and as to the flight numbers - steven had it pegged - because I didnt say that I knew them, nor do I claim to. I am damning the whole lot of America, and myself - for their mentality. For their lack of an attention span for anything greater than 15minutes. For their literal blood-lust for anything morbid or indecent. and for their pathetic attempt at " banding together in a time of need " --- how many "brothers of america" do you see out there giving homeless people a place to stay, you've got that empty room there where your younger son or daughter moved out - why not go to seattle and pick up some bum and help him out - help him get a job. OOOoooh Noooooooooo. You may be my fellow american, but if you're not almost exactly like me and pay taxes to the mutli-headed demon called democracy, well then you can burn in the gutters for all I care.

Im tired of shit being thrown around under one guise - and once that ruse fails they just dress up the shit in another costume until that one gets dirty. shit is shit is shit. dressing it up in latex or lace or leather or silk wont change that unless you get rid of the shit and replace it with something else.

HOO DOGGIES.
Im gonna go play Armoured Core 2 now.
WHEE.

First post means - nothing - !

All hail - Second Post! ( Which is MINE! )

FIRST POST IS MINE!

How are things in Sweden...?

They are fun. A few weeks ago I was almost sent home because I was 'neglecting' learning Swedish... hahaha... And yet all is well and I am still here. I went skiing for the first time in my life a week ago... they say it's the hardest kind to do. No idea what it is called in english, only way to describe it's difference from normal skiing is that only your toes are attached to the skies and not your heel. Then I went skiing again last Sunday with Alex and his little brother. I used normal long skies.. YIPPY! I can say in all honesty that I can ski pretty well now, though I refuse to go down the steep ice hills as of yet. Don't quite have the nerve to do that on my own! :)

Other than that, school is good (yes, it's actually funzo), I'm actually paying attention to people when they speak to me in Swedish so I understand a lot and I'm trying to speak it as well (meaning that I speak svenlish), my social life is great (many interesting odd friends that like to go out and party all the time, or just sit about and chat), and I'm happy (I'm not home there in Spanagraham and I'm having the time of my life!)... what more could I ask for.

Okay so that's the end of the update of my life. If you want to know something else, ask or whatever.

something funny i thought up at work -

you know why you're a sucker?
A big, fat, sucker?

what were the two flight numbers of the september eleventh tragedy? you know you dont know - and you know you're going to quickly look it up and put the answer in the comments just so you can say you knew - because you can " say you cared " - but you didnt. you dont even know the god-damned flight numbers. all you know is that it was a tragedy. on september eleventh. 9 - 1 1, so cried the newspapers, and the radio, and the television. NINE ONE ONE - so cried you, and you bullshitted that you were suffereing from trauma so that you could skip work the next three days - and you donated 5$ on your last ebay purchase - why? because you felt sorry? no - so you could dutifully inform everyone you knew that YOU PERSONALLY had helped out the victims of ... what, what flight numbers? oh - no ... no flight numbers here buddy..

THE TRAGEDY OF SEPTEMBER ELEVENTH


i rest my case.

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Hey, whaddya know...
That was second post...

and all over a bitch-fest of my utter disregard and contempt for ... him...


and this is third post...

waahoo...i'm on a roll.

but don't feel bad, all those who covet the second post slot...not that i really actually think any of you do...

in truth, you all probably won't hear from me for another couple of days, when the paint chips off of these walls fall into my food, causing me to slip into dementia and i start posting about how dwight d. eisenhower was really judy jetson come to life...

insurmountable...utterly insurmountable.

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You know, normally i don't bitch and moan...

well i do, but not about real things or anything like that...

however, i feel like doing that today...

i am sooo damn fucking tired of all the crap i have to deal with lately...
college is great and all...but not the stupid people...

and you'd think, there wouldn't be any stupid people at college...
(yes, i have recently SHOT DEAD that naive idiot jeff version of myself)

and then there is all the bureacracy...can't live with it, can't kill it...
ugh, someone in the CIA is probably reading this and assuming that I'm the one who sent the anthrax...

oh, but believe you me, if i were going to send anthrax, it wouldn't be to the US Government....

it would be to a certain person's house...
who's name is Parr...

oh yeah...(and now i'm obsessing and venting my aggressive thoughts toward that fat Klingon Bastard/jOe SUAVO)...
i never did like him...
bastard.

course, with my luck, Parr will get anthrax, but it won't be from me,

rather another student, justifiably, will realize the evility of Parr and his clan, and try to do away with them...
but unfortunately, because of james' slug-board, the US court will see this as evidence or something...
and convict me...

then i'll be sent to jail...
oh but it doesn't end there...no no...

Parr will be sent to jail later in life, probably six month's later...
most likely for raping a pig...or better...
being arrested for doing so...
though later tests will reveal that it was just his damn fexit wife!! that's right, she's a fexit, pure 100% fexit.

so he'll end up in the same cell with me...
cause he had to survive that anthrax after all...
and he'll start to look at me...

Then he'll try to ass-rape me...

All because of bureacracy...

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Rushmore - eh. it's a movie.