October 23, 2003
[Triumphant Returns]
I am back. I would go into a fanfare about the why's I've been gone and all that... but none of you care...
so yeah.
And for my return I have decided to talk about something regarding returns.
- The New Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles -
Now as I'm sure some of you are all familiar with by now... there is a new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cartoon on Fox. I have decided to wait until now to really talk about it, so that I could see all the episodes of the first season and write my review of it, and compare it to the old.
First off, to those who say that it sucks and is nothing compared to the original, you're retarded.
That's right... you're retarded. And I have a degree... so if i say you're retarded, YOU'RE RETARDED. Live with it.
In many ways, the new one is quite similar to the old one. First off, of course, there are four turtles. The same four, with the same weapons and with the same colors. The still have April and Casey Jones as their friends, and Master Splinter still is the old teacher/rat.
It begins to change a little with Splinter never having been a human, but always a rat. Kinda like the movie. April isn't a newsreporter, but some scientist's intern. Casey is still the psycho in the hockey mask.
Perhaps the best change though is the attitude shifts. Mike and Don are still the same for the most part, maybe a little more polarized, but Raph and Leo are different from the old cartoon. The old cartoon had Raph being more sarcastic than badass. Leo was the whiny apple-polishing leader.
Now Raph is a badass like we all remember him from the Movie. Leo is still leader and still the whole teacher's pet, but he's also got more of an edge and he's also less whiny.
Really, that's why we all hated him when we watched the old TMNT. Leo was a bitch. He was. End of story. I liked him, but that was only cause i liked the whole leadership thing... I still liked Raph better.
Oh, and Shreddar. Shreddar isn't a little pansy anymore.
The bad stuff. No Bebop and Rocksteady, no Krang... and No Technodrome.
It's almost not turtles without those three elements. Especially the Technodrome. When the toys were out, I always wanted a Technodrome.
Anyway... all that stuff aside, I'd say that this Turtles Remake is just as good as the original, if different...
and that's my review of that.
Next time, I'll review the Hulk movie... or Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle... if i can stomach sitting through the entire thing. I doubt i will.
I am back. I would go into a fanfare about the why's I've been gone and all that... but none of you care...
so yeah.
And for my return I have decided to talk about something regarding returns.
- The New Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles -
Now as I'm sure some of you are all familiar with by now... there is a new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cartoon on Fox. I have decided to wait until now to really talk about it, so that I could see all the episodes of the first season and write my review of it, and compare it to the old.
First off, to those who say that it sucks and is nothing compared to the original, you're retarded.
That's right... you're retarded. And I have a degree... so if i say you're retarded, YOU'RE RETARDED. Live with it.
In many ways, the new one is quite similar to the old one. First off, of course, there are four turtles. The same four, with the same weapons and with the same colors. The still have April and Casey Jones as their friends, and Master Splinter still is the old teacher/rat.
It begins to change a little with Splinter never having been a human, but always a rat. Kinda like the movie. April isn't a newsreporter, but some scientist's intern. Casey is still the psycho in the hockey mask.
Perhaps the best change though is the attitude shifts. Mike and Don are still the same for the most part, maybe a little more polarized, but Raph and Leo are different from the old cartoon. The old cartoon had Raph being more sarcastic than badass. Leo was the whiny apple-polishing leader.
Now Raph is a badass like we all remember him from the Movie. Leo is still leader and still the whole teacher's pet, but he's also got more of an edge and he's also less whiny.
Really, that's why we all hated him when we watched the old TMNT. Leo was a bitch. He was. End of story. I liked him, but that was only cause i liked the whole leadership thing... I still liked Raph better.
Oh, and Shreddar. Shreddar isn't a little pansy anymore.
The bad stuff. No Bebop and Rocksteady, no Krang... and No Technodrome.
It's almost not turtles without those three elements. Especially the Technodrome. When the toys were out, I always wanted a Technodrome.
Anyway... all that stuff aside, I'd say that this Turtles Remake is just as good as the original, if different...
and that's my review of that.
Next time, I'll review the Hulk movie... or Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle... if i can stomach sitting through the entire thing. I doubt i will.
October 21, 2003
October 19, 2003
October 18, 2003
October 17, 2003
You wired me awake
And hit me with a hand of broken nails
You tied my lead and pulled my chain
To watch my blood begin to boil
But I'm gonna break
I'm gonna break my
I'm gonna break my rusty cage and run
Too cold to start a fire
I'm burning diesel burning dinosaur bones
I'll take the river down to still water
And ride a pack of dogs
I'm gonna break
I'm gonna break my
I'm gonna break my rusty cage and run
Hits like a Phillips head
Into my brain
It's gonna be too dark
To sleep again
Cutting my teeth on bars
And rusty chains, I'm gonna break my
Rusty cage and run
When the forest burns
Along the road
Like God's eyes
In my headlights
When the dogs are looking
For their bones
And it's raining icepicks
On your steel shore
I'm gonna break
I'm gonna break my
I'm gonna break my rusty cage and run
And hit me with a hand of broken nails
You tied my lead and pulled my chain
To watch my blood begin to boil
But I'm gonna break
I'm gonna break my
I'm gonna break my rusty cage and run
Too cold to start a fire
I'm burning diesel burning dinosaur bones
I'll take the river down to still water
And ride a pack of dogs
I'm gonna break
I'm gonna break my
I'm gonna break my rusty cage and run
Hits like a Phillips head
Into my brain
It's gonna be too dark
To sleep again
Cutting my teeth on bars
And rusty chains, I'm gonna break my
Rusty cage and run
When the forest burns
Along the road
Like God's eyes
In my headlights
When the dogs are looking
For their bones
And it's raining icepicks
On your steel shore
I'm gonna break
I'm gonna break my
I'm gonna break my rusty cage and run
October 16, 2003
because i had to.
NON FiNiS: provided i don't have to deal too much with a certain roommate's idiot girlfriend, then yes.
NOT mud: mmm.
NOT mud: dude.
NOT mud: drug her
NOT mud: fuck her in the ass
NOT mud: fixes everything
NOT mud: guarenteed
NOT mud: then she'll really know "youre the man"
NON FiNiS: ...
NON FiNiS: now there's the answer i was looking for for all my problems
NOT mud: I am *totally* serious
NON FiNiS: i'm trying to determine if your asterisks are a sign of sarcasm
NON FiNiS: but all my mental resources are bent on getting this data entered before i have to leave
NOT mud: not at all
NOT mud: seriously man.
NOT mud: and if you really want to put her in her place
NOT mud: dont use lube.
NOT mud: dont even use saliva.
NOT mud: pooperstick it like a real man
NON FiNiS: ?
NON FiNiS: and how exactly do you think this will solve all my problems?
NOT mud: how wouldnt it?
NOT mud: you have to stop being so negitave all the time.
NOT mud: think positive. You're Jeff. You're in charge. You're in control
NON FiNiS: ... i don't have issues of control
NON FiNiS: doing something like that, however... might make one suspicious that i do :)
NOT mud: and you should prove it to your roomate's girlfriend.
NOT mud: nah.
NOT mud: it will just show her that you're not playing around. that you mean buisness
NON FiNiS: so would hitting her upside the head
NON FiNiS: or blowing up her car
NON FiNiS: or simply telling her to back off.
NOT mud: nothing quite does the trick to teach a woman like rape does. especially anal rape.
NON FiNiS: 1) i don't wan to touch her
NOT mud: 1. condoms
NON FiNiS: 2) nothing quite does the trick to teach ANYBODY like rape does. especially anal rape.
NOT mud: 2. meh. the homos wouldnt be taught nothin
NON FiNiS: 3) rape... well i don't have time to even go into the psychological intricacies involved in rape, suffice it to say there are a lot.
NOT mud: 3. thats the point.
NON FiNiS: 3a) intricacies that would be irreparably damaging to myself as well as the victim.
NOT mud: 3a. have the lights off
NON FiNiS: 3aa) there are other sensations besides sight... though humans rely on it primarily. the sense of smell and taste are actually more closely tied to memories, and memories and the way they are encoded/decoded are primary sources of psychological human makeup.
NOT mud: 3aa. noseplugs. gloves. and i said anal rape. not anal toss.
NON FiNiS: ... you and i have different perceptions of sex and such james...
NON FiNiS: while that may work for you, which i'd suspect that it really woudln't
NON FiNiS: wouldn't.
NOT mud: hahaha.
NON FiNiS: i highly doubt that is a viable solution for myself.
NOT mud: ouch and pulling my name.
NON FiNiS: hehe
NOT mud: fuck im tired
NON FiNiS: is that why you pass out as much as you do
NOT mud: from anally raping women who dont listen to me? yes.
NOT mud: considering none of them do listen to me. heh.
NON FiNiS: heh... yes i would imagine that there are a few that don't.
NON FiNiS: so does this include stranger-women
NON FiNiS: or just ones you know?
NOT mud: oh yes. all women.
NOT mud: dude im a anal raping machine. i lost my job and now im full time anal rapist.
NON FiNiS: so it's a perk-job
NON FiNiS: doesn't pay well, but good benefits?
NOT mud: poor medical and dental
NON FiNiS: well in that business i imagine oral hygiene is somewhat important
but it doesnt stop there!
Dream Shad0ws: FUCK EX GIRLFRIENDS
Dream Shad0ws: i'm never fucking talking to her again
Dream Shad0ws: dude my ex is a complete bitch
zak p o w: did you stick it in the pooper?
Dream Shad0ws: no thankfully
zak p o w: thats why you think she's a bitch
zak p o w: stick it in the pooper and they calm down
Dream Shad0ws: ahhaha no more, i'm disconnecting her phone now
NON FiNiS: provided i don't have to deal too much with a certain roommate's idiot girlfriend, then yes.
NOT mud: mmm.
NOT mud: dude.
NOT mud: drug her
NOT mud: fuck her in the ass
NOT mud: fixes everything
NOT mud: guarenteed
NOT mud: then she'll really know "youre the man"
NON FiNiS: ...
NON FiNiS: now there's the answer i was looking for for all my problems
NOT mud: I am *totally* serious
NON FiNiS: i'm trying to determine if your asterisks are a sign of sarcasm
NON FiNiS: but all my mental resources are bent on getting this data entered before i have to leave
NOT mud: not at all
NOT mud: seriously man.
NOT mud: and if you really want to put her in her place
NOT mud: dont use lube.
NOT mud: dont even use saliva.
NOT mud: pooperstick it like a real man
NON FiNiS: ?
NON FiNiS: and how exactly do you think this will solve all my problems?
NOT mud: how wouldnt it?
NOT mud: you have to stop being so negitave all the time.
NOT mud: think positive. You're Jeff. You're in charge. You're in control
NON FiNiS: ... i don't have issues of control
NON FiNiS: doing something like that, however... might make one suspicious that i do :)
NOT mud: and you should prove it to your roomate's girlfriend.
NOT mud: nah.
NOT mud: it will just show her that you're not playing around. that you mean buisness
NON FiNiS: so would hitting her upside the head
NON FiNiS: or blowing up her car
NON FiNiS: or simply telling her to back off.
NOT mud: nothing quite does the trick to teach a woman like rape does. especially anal rape.
NON FiNiS: 1) i don't wan to touch her
NOT mud: 1. condoms
NON FiNiS: 2) nothing quite does the trick to teach ANYBODY like rape does. especially anal rape.
NOT mud: 2. meh. the homos wouldnt be taught nothin
NON FiNiS: 3) rape... well i don't have time to even go into the psychological intricacies involved in rape, suffice it to say there are a lot.
NOT mud: 3. thats the point.
NON FiNiS: 3a) intricacies that would be irreparably damaging to myself as well as the victim.
NOT mud: 3a. have the lights off
NON FiNiS: 3aa) there are other sensations besides sight... though humans rely on it primarily. the sense of smell and taste are actually more closely tied to memories, and memories and the way they are encoded/decoded are primary sources of psychological human makeup.
NOT mud: 3aa. noseplugs. gloves. and i said anal rape. not anal toss.
NON FiNiS: ... you and i have different perceptions of sex and such james...
NON FiNiS: while that may work for you, which i'd suspect that it really woudln't
NON FiNiS: wouldn't.
NOT mud: hahaha.
NON FiNiS: i highly doubt that is a viable solution for myself.
NOT mud: ouch and pulling my name.
NON FiNiS: hehe
NOT mud: fuck im tired
NON FiNiS: is that why you pass out as much as you do
NOT mud: from anally raping women who dont listen to me? yes.
NOT mud: considering none of them do listen to me. heh.
NON FiNiS: heh... yes i would imagine that there are a few that don't.
NON FiNiS: so does this include stranger-women
NON FiNiS: or just ones you know?
NOT mud: oh yes. all women.
NOT mud: dude im a anal raping machine. i lost my job and now im full time anal rapist.
NON FiNiS: so it's a perk-job
NON FiNiS: doesn't pay well, but good benefits?
NOT mud: poor medical and dental
NON FiNiS: well in that business i imagine oral hygiene is somewhat important
but it doesnt stop there!
Dream Shad0ws: FUCK EX GIRLFRIENDS
Dream Shad0ws: i'm never fucking talking to her again
Dream Shad0ws: dude my ex is a complete bitch
zak p o w: did you stick it in the pooper?
Dream Shad0ws: no thankfully
zak p o w: thats why you think she's a bitch
zak p o w: stick it in the pooper and they calm down
Dream Shad0ws: ahhaha no more, i'm disconnecting her phone now
October 15, 2003
now that I have your attention,
two things.
1. Some of you have graciously uploaded images already. And you didnt put them in the /images/ directory. Now, normally I wouldn't give less a shit - but when navigating through the site via an ftp program - after a couple of months if people do that, it is hectic to find a god damned thing. So please, dont upload files anymore - if I can figure out a way to make that not possible I most definately will do so.
" James you're an asshole!!!! " so you say - well here is my solution to your "but I enjoy uploading images for the boardmembers to look at!" - and I would say " get a tripod hosting account and upload images there! " - and you would reply with " DUDE TRIPOD DOESNT ALLOW OFF SITE IMAGES TO DISPLAY! " and then I'd say " well hey you could pay 5$ a month to get 50mb of hosting here! " - and then you would say " you know, thats a good idea. "
oOoooo.
In any event, to number 2.
They say you cannot kill a camry.
In fact, the tow-truck guy said he'd never towed a camry before.
Well...
you see that there? that there is where my gas cap should be. And it wasnt. Well, who would have known that a measly gas cap that always got in my way whenever I was refueling would fuck my car up pretty good. ( that and not putting oil or servicing it for a good 1-3 years. )
and off she goes!
bradbury even stopped by to check it out.
zoom.
October 14, 2003
October 12, 2003
Vbulletin price-list < Jesus H. Christ
oookaaaay.
so - forums might not be around for awhile.
at least not until I get a bloody job.
oookaaaay.
so - forums might not be around for awhile.
at least not until I get a bloody job.
October 11, 2003
Ok. email me if you're interested in this :
1. your own (username)@loose-slugs.com email address
2. 50MB of webspace to upload to.
3. your own domain name http://(username).loose-slugs.com
4. a livejournal code ( if you dont have one already )
these things for just $5 a month - now what will this five dollars a month go to?
1. to maintain the domain loose-slugs.com
2. to maintain the webspaces provided by apsi networks
3. so I dont carry this whole damn thing by myself, moreso being that I have no money.
4. my drug habit, you know - I have to have my speed, niggas.
so please email me if you're interested in this at all.
if not for the space or for the email address or your own webpage deal,
but something to waste 5$ on.
I'll setup the paypal thing later.
anyone?
example : http://maxpowers.loose-slugs.com
1. your own (username)@loose-slugs.com email address
2. 50MB of webspace to upload to.
3. your own domain name http://(username).loose-slugs.com
4. a livejournal code ( if you dont have one already )
these things for just $5 a month - now what will this five dollars a month go to?
1. to maintain the domain loose-slugs.com
2. to maintain the webspaces provided by apsi networks
3. so I dont carry this whole damn thing by myself, moreso being that I have no money.
4. my drug habit, you know - I have to have my speed, niggas.
so please email me if you're interested in this at all.
if not for the space or for the email address or your own webpage deal,
but something to waste 5$ on.
I'll setup the paypal thing later.
anyone?
example : http://maxpowers.loose-slugs.com
October 10, 2003
Oh baby. All kinds of noise-making shit on loose-slugs. Just like back in the day. I feel all nostalgic now.
Nothing like getting a call from someone you know. So they can tell you they're in jail. For reckless driving. While you're in the middle of installing a nitrous system.
Good fun. But hey, I didn't get popped, so it's all good. Left a lot of tire rubber behind, but no trips to jail.
Nothing like getting a call from someone you know. So they can tell you they're in jail. For reckless driving. While you're in the middle of installing a nitrous system.
Good fun. But hey, I didn't get popped, so it's all good. Left a lot of tire rubber behind, but no trips to jail.
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