I'm not paying for everyone else to camp.
If none of you helps out or chips in on food, I'm only going to bring enough for myself. No excuses, you have all known about this for weeks.
May 30, 2003
May 28, 2003
Dammit! Why does your birthday have to fall on a Wednesday? Fucker. As I'll be ditching work on Friday, it wouldn't be wise for me to accompany you guys tonight, but Lord knows, I want to. Fuck. Fuck it all to hell.
Happy birthday, shithead.
Keep in mind that I'll get you good and fucked up this weekend, so save at least some of your liver capacity.
Happy birthday, shithead.
Keep in mind that I'll get you good and fucked up this weekend, so save at least some of your liver capacity.
May 27, 2003
New rule:
Don't IM, email or otherwise contact me by starting out with a bunch of shit that makes no sense. Seriously, learn and use correct grammar, punctuation and spelling. I am not about to try and decipher what the fuck someone meant by what they said. It's not that hard to type out what you want to say instead of typing a bunch of numerals and shit in place of words. "2" means "two," not "to" or "too." It goes between "1" and "3", not "want" and "go." "4" is not "for." "4" is a fucking number, you sloping-foreheaded mouth breathers!
Furthermore:
Michael, I can't help you with this particular mission. I don't have anything that fits the bill of what you need. My old blue POS truck is not licensed, and I don't have the time, energy or cash to deal with that right now. My Bronco is not a truck, the back is closed and covered. Lastly, I'll be damned if a $30k truck is going to have any part in beating the shit out of a piano. Huh-uh. No way. Get your ass in gear and get a fucking job. Since you're not going to school until September, you have no valid excuse for not even trying (see, the apostrophe followed by "re" is a contraction for "you are").
I've devoted years of my life to killing brain cells. What's your excuse?
Actually, that brings me to my next point: the theory of brain cell natural selection. You see, I'm not just killing brain cells, I'm killing the slower, weaker brain cells. Thus, I've left my skull filled with only the best gray matter, increasing my mental capa..........
...
What was I saying?
Eh, it must not have been that important.
I need a drink.
Don't IM, email or otherwise contact me by starting out with a bunch of shit that makes no sense. Seriously, learn and use correct grammar, punctuation and spelling. I am not about to try and decipher what the fuck someone meant by what they said. It's not that hard to type out what you want to say instead of typing a bunch of numerals and shit in place of words. "2" means "two," not "to" or "too." It goes between "1" and "3", not "want" and "go." "4" is not "for." "4" is a fucking number, you sloping-foreheaded mouth breathers!
Furthermore:
Michael, I can't help you with this particular mission. I don't have anything that fits the bill of what you need. My old blue POS truck is not licensed, and I don't have the time, energy or cash to deal with that right now. My Bronco is not a truck, the back is closed and covered. Lastly, I'll be damned if a $30k truck is going to have any part in beating the shit out of a piano. Huh-uh. No way. Get your ass in gear and get a fucking job. Since you're not going to school until September, you have no valid excuse for not even trying (see, the apostrophe followed by "re" is a contraction for "you are").
I've devoted years of my life to killing brain cells. What's your excuse?
Actually, that brings me to my next point: the theory of brain cell natural selection. You see, I'm not just killing brain cells, I'm killing the slower, weaker brain cells. Thus, I've left my skull filled with only the best gray matter, increasing my mental capa..........
...
What was I saying?
Eh, it must not have been that important.
I need a drink.
May 26, 2003
May 25, 2003
May 24, 2003
Okay
Zach: Yes, and I just now replied to it. Opps, sorry about that. Any idea where you'll be staying?
Steven: I will need to know what size engine you have.... Your choices are: 1.6, 1.8 and 2.2 liter. If you email me your VIN I can tell for sure. The best thing you can do now is Bars leaks. Good stuff, it'll patch holes you wouldn't think possible.
James: Changing your oil isn't a problem. Your brakes wouldn't be too hard, but I'm not sure if I'll have time in the near future. Easy answer for now, call the dealership's service department (286-6100) and ask what it'll cost to get new brakes. I'll look around and see if I have a coupon. They send me books of service coupons every month; usually there is one for brake service. They aren't open Sundays, so don't bother calling tomorrow.
Zach: Yes, and I just now replied to it. Opps, sorry about that. Any idea where you'll be staying?
Steven: I will need to know what size engine you have.... Your choices are: 1.6, 1.8 and 2.2 liter. If you email me your VIN I can tell for sure. The best thing you can do now is Bars leaks. Good stuff, it'll patch holes you wouldn't think possible.
James: Changing your oil isn't a problem. Your brakes wouldn't be too hard, but I'm not sure if I'll have time in the near future. Easy answer for now, call the dealership's service department (286-6100) and ask what it'll cost to get new brakes. I'll look around and see if I have a coupon. They send me books of service coupons every month; usually there is one for brake service. They aren't open Sundays, so don't bother calling tomorrow.
The Tag Board
The tag board is a temporary, if not permenant ( costing me 20$ a year ) - for short comments on posts and wander-bys to say something. It also has a limit to 500 characters. I would expect you all to have the intelligence and common sense to be able to decide " what is a tagboard worthy " post and what would mandate a " blogger login post " - take for instance, if you want to say : " James, Im not a fuckin' idiot I understand " - that'd be perfectly fine for a tagboard ... tag.
but if you wanted to give me a good three paragraph lecture of how I cannot get laid.
definately worth a post.
The tag board is a temporary, if not permenant ( costing me 20$ a year ) - for short comments on posts and wander-bys to say something. It also has a limit to 500 characters. I would expect you all to have the intelligence and common sense to be able to decide " what is a tagboard worthy " post and what would mandate a " blogger login post " - take for instance, if you want to say : " James, Im not a fuckin' idiot I understand " - that'd be perfectly fine for a tagboard ... tag.
but if you wanted to give me a good three paragraph lecture of how I cannot get laid.
definately worth a post.
May 23, 2003
Called Brice
He has work - two jobs.
but I did a lot of talking and said that I could probably get all participants in on a " brice fund " of 2$ a piece.
just to get him down here - and i'd give him 25$
for gas ( him being in bellingham ) and missing out on his work.
he said he'd think about it.
Tons of people I have still yet to get ahold of.
I will do that tomorrow.
so far i have nine absolutes for Sharis
seven aboslutes for camping.
He has work - two jobs.
but I did a lot of talking and said that I could probably get all participants in on a " brice fund " of 2$ a piece.
just to get him down here - and i'd give him 25$
for gas ( him being in bellingham ) and missing out on his work.
he said he'd think about it.
Tons of people I have still yet to get ahold of.
I will do that tomorrow.
so far i have nine absolutes for Sharis
seven aboslutes for camping.
[shining moment]
Hmm, two more for the list.
Which reminds me to ask: This list... is this like movies that aren't necessarily "super great number 1" movies, but that don't suck... thus making them movies that everyone is like... yeah, i like that movie..
just curious.
Anyway, two more to the list:
An American Tail: The story of the lost mouse Fivel. I cannot honestly think of anybody who thought that movie sucked.
The Rescuers: It's the Rescuers.
Oh god. I hate allen luna's sister. Yes i do. Allen is my roommate, and his sister is 16, but sounds like 12... and i want to smack her.... OMG, OMFG... OMSOfsja;lkjdfg;oafsijg;lkwMEFOIA ;OIJAL;FKJM Raaaaa~~~!!!!!
people should be born automatically at the age 17... or 19... ack
Hmm, two more for the list.
Which reminds me to ask: This list... is this like movies that aren't necessarily "super great number 1" movies, but that don't suck... thus making them movies that everyone is like... yeah, i like that movie..
just curious.
Anyway, two more to the list:
An American Tail: The story of the lost mouse Fivel. I cannot honestly think of anybody who thought that movie sucked.
The Rescuers: It's the Rescuers.
Oh god. I hate allen luna's sister. Yes i do. Allen is my roommate, and his sister is 16, but sounds like 12... and i want to smack her.... OMG, OMFG... OMSOfsja;lkjdfg;oafsijg;lkwMEFOIA ;OIJAL;FKJM Raaaaa~~~!!!!!
people should be born automatically at the age 17... or 19... ack
It's not just irresponsibility. It's called living. Enjoy life while you can. So you boss/parent/commanding officer is pissed at you. Big deal.
Friday I probably won't bother going to work. I'm getting a research assitant, and that's his first day. My boss will probably rip me a pair of new assholes for skipping out. Tough shit. Not the first time. Won't be the last. I don't really care, and the boss knows it. He also knows that I'll get the job done.
If you don't want to miss a day or just be useless for one, don't fucking show up.
You'll be happy later on in life, looking back and saying "I never let anything stand in the way of my public school education!"
Pfft. Don't kid yourself.
Friday I probably won't bother going to work. I'm getting a research assitant, and that's his first day. My boss will probably rip me a pair of new assholes for skipping out. Tough shit. Not the first time. Won't be the last. I don't really care, and the boss knows it. He also knows that I'll get the job done.
If you don't want to miss a day or just be useless for one, don't fucking show up.
You'll be happy later on in life, looking back and saying "I never let anything stand in the way of my public school education!"
Pfft. Don't kid yourself.
[cinerama]
I can think of two... well actually probably more, but i'll just go with the two for now:
se7en: though i do wonder about this only cause i'm sure there is some person out there who would say, "ungh this movie is horrible because it has so much violence and is wrong and is evil and... SATAN ahh blah blah blah blah" without grasping the movie at all.
but i could be wrong. I'll stick with this one for now.
The Transformers Movie: C'mon... this should easily stand out. Death of Optimus Prime AND Megatron.
Oh, and...
who could forget:
Legally Blonde: Hahah... just kidding... you didn't think i was serious did you? While i actually didn't mind it all that much... it's no army of darkness.
I can think of two... well actually probably more, but i'll just go with the two for now:
se7en: though i do wonder about this only cause i'm sure there is some person out there who would say, "ungh this movie is horrible because it has so much violence and is wrong and is evil and... SATAN ahh blah blah blah blah" without grasping the movie at all.
but i could be wrong. I'll stick with this one for now.
The Transformers Movie: C'mon... this should easily stand out. Death of Optimus Prime AND Megatron.
Oh, and...
who could forget:
Legally Blonde: Hahah... just kidding... you didn't think i was serious did you? While i actually didn't mind it all that much... it's no army of darkness.
a lot of people are complaining about the day.
and the time.
to this, i say : " learn the word
SACRARAFICE "
thats right.
Im calling in on thursday - ie : im missing out on a good 300$ worth of work there. you see me complaining?
Zach-o lost his job to be up here for the shibang.
Jimmoi sold his very last testicle for the money to pay for his plane ticket.
And all I continually hear from Jeff ( and now Chrissie ) is " blah blah blah - its so difficult "
Its called IRRESPONSIBILITY - why dont you just calm down and kill off anything and everything you planned to do.
I mean, who the fuck 1 - gets together late night on thursday?
This ensures that we wont have a bunch of teenage fucktwits who bother the shit out of us.
And Jeff inquired as to why the " big shibang " isnt on memorial day weekend
because it would be " more convient " for people.
Zach doesnt get here until the twenty six - 10am.
he'll leave sometime around june fifth.
... and i havent contacted half of the people on that list ( which ill be doing after this post )
so ' convience ' would mean ' one or two people '
also - TONS of people will be out and about camping and dining on memorial day weekend.
do we want to have fun or do we want to wait in line? ( ah hem )
ok - now i call a lot of people.
and the time.
to this, i say : " learn the word
thats right.
Im calling in on thursday - ie : im missing out on a good 300$ worth of work there. you see me complaining?
Zach-o lost his job to be up here for the shibang.
Jimmoi sold his very last testicle for the money to pay for his plane ticket.
And all I continually hear from Jeff ( and now Chrissie ) is " blah blah blah - its so difficult "
Its called IRRESPONSIBILITY - why dont you just calm down and kill off anything and everything you planned to do.
I mean, who the fuck 1 - gets together late night on thursday?
This ensures that we wont have a bunch of teenage fucktwits who bother the shit out of us.
And Jeff inquired as to why the " big shibang " isnt on memorial day weekend
because it would be " more convient " for people.
Zach doesnt get here until the twenty six - 10am.
he'll leave sometime around june fifth.
... and i havent contacted half of the people on that list ( which ill be doing after this post )
so ' convience ' would mean ' one or two people '
also - TONS of people will be out and about camping and dining on memorial day weekend.
do we want to have fun or do we want to wait in line? ( ah hem )
ok - now i call a lot of people.
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