I was merely commenting on Aaron's post. Was trying to say that he made sense. In a sarcastic, "Welcome to the loony bin" kind of way.

I further news....

Turns out Mike Jensen worked at Target around the same time as the rest of you. Now, he works here. Actually, he's worked here for a year or two, been a full-time tech since August. He might make an interesting addition to the board. What do those of you who knew him from Target think?

I wasn't defending you......

sometimes life is silly.
and it all of a sudden gives you a barrage of answers.

Aaron, i appreciate your input, and you are wrong.
Breanna, I find it cute you agree with him.
Bradbury, I find it funny that you find it necissary to defend me, i assure you this is not needed so.

sometimes life is quirky like that.
and all of a sudden . . . things . . . make . . . sense.

again - its a pleasure to have all of you know me.

Nice job stealing my second-post grandeur, Breanna.

Timing really is everything.

Would it be? Could it be? Second post?

Wow.

...

Aaron, that was great. You must feel better now having said that.

Of course, you're making sense, so we'll have to ask you to leave now. Please go quietly, no need to make a scene. That's good now. You can return when you've gotten it all out of your system.

We can't have you upsetting the others, now, can we?

...

Drew: 262-1307 Same area code as the other...

Not to be a bitch or anything, but I am kinda going to have to agree with Aaron : )

so denis came to the board. this is the email he sent me :

hey Jimmy { they call me jimmy at work } i got on your bullshit website, that's funny that half of the world knows about our afterwork conversations.he he he. but we got to do something with that crappy picture of yours, i am personally going to take care of it and we are going to bump up your ratings. me as a photography major can not allow you to take less then a 1st ! just work with me and by the way i do not know if you are going to get this one but there is a little photo for you and your ganstas that will let them know a little more about your "russian brotha".

the photo is as follows :



you'll notice that the name of the file that he sent me is called :
" EXXXxxxxxxxx GODI MOI PROSHLIE!!!.jpg"
which probably means some crazy russian lingo for :
" Me at the age of 8 with my hot bitches "

In fact after work today he showed me a large collection of photos. on almost every paget here was at least one photo with him, and in each hand - two very good looking ladies. to this i ask you : why is it I am not russian? I need to be russian, it would seem, to get these so called " hot bitches " - of which Denis has no trouble what-so-ever acquiring.

woe is me.

maybe we can all learn from him - he'll be added to the board sometime this week.

1. Jimmoi. Accept that you're attracted to an ugly lady. its ok. she looks like ass. but you like women who look like ass. Its ok to admit it - sure we'll all laugh at you and point at you and make fun of you because you have the hots for a butt-ugly son-of-a-bitch-bitch, but hey - as long as she looks good to you, eh?

heh heh heh.

2. zach. I hate you. wtf. oh my jesus. im gonna kill you. i cannot believe I even actually clicked that. im going to kill myself now. thanks.

3. does anyone have any opinion as to whether or not i should invite the girl who i am currently ... ah ' swooning over ' it would seem - to the board? I dont know. I want to keep her from the whole lot of you so that you dont steal her away from me like EVERYONE HAS EVERY GOD DAMNED FUCKING TIME I DATE SOMEONE - shit. did I type that? hmm. i think I did.

4. Im going to email the twenty-eight year old lesbian right after this post. we'll see if she stopped by and absolutely hated all of you ( especially zacho and jimmoi ) - or just never even remembered the long-haired kooky guy who walked in an talked to her. Maybe she has some uber-controlling lesbian-dyke of a girlfriend, who when she came home and said : " yeah some guy talked to me " she pulled out her man-hating poster of doom and lectured her on the evils of TEH PENIS and how castration is the only way a man can ever be trusted. ( sigh ) - and she was so smart it seemed.

rudi bahktier or christina park.

erica hill has mishapen lips and what looks like yellow eyeshadow.

[psychological-isms]

So i'm in class... well not really... we are on break at the moment, after taking an exam. Easy. Da do dum... I just wanted to write that basically.

Photoshop takes forever... especially if you're insane about it... and have to fix every little thing. The plus side, ultra realism...

Which has always proven to be fun...

but again... fun and artistic.

Anyway, class is beginning and this has been one hell of a waste of a post.

Oh, i do concur, Starscream... guh, whoever said that needs to be examined for gay-ish tendencies... i mean... STARSCREAM?? C'mon. I don't believe in Freud per se... but jesus that's like a freakin' hint people.

I don't remember my favorite... i'll have to look it up when i get the chance... though i do remember liking that dinobot who was stupid... but they formed the bigger dinobot....

hey... makes sense... i'm friends with jOe and he's big and... well... yeah.

I can sure as hell guess who Jimmoi is going to vote for : Christina Park because she reminds him of his MOTHER.
oh boy oh boy oh boy - look at that necklace she's wearing buddy. Maybe one of her HOT AZN BOI RICER BUDDIES bought it for her, maybe his car is more " pimped out " than your shitty piece of shit. Maybe his stereo system has PHATTER BEATS than yours and that his REAR SPOILER is made of THIN TITANIUM ALUMINUM ALLOY whereas yours is made of CARDBOARD.

anywho.

Erica Hill looks like she's had one too many plastic surgeries done to her face. Her face just screams at me for some reason. How am I suppose to let someone like that go down on me when I think that somehow her face is going to mutilate my little guy? ( emphasis on little ) - nope, Erica hill is by far not the choice for those of far superior womanly tastes.

Rudi Bahktier has definate DSL. Her eyes are good too - but cheeks and nose look like they could well - be photoshopped once or twice. Fuck I think Zacho's ass is more attractive than that woman's nose. And she's wearing a singular pearl for a necklace. You know what that means. PEARL NECKLACE. You know she wants it all over her chest. Indeedy. If anyone I'd have to go for her.

Christina Park. Where is Hiroshima? oh, yes - its that way. >>> >>> >>> >>>

Kyra Phillips looks to be your average everyday soccermomming two kids boy and girl and a husband she loves woman. I'd love nothing more than to degrade, terrorize, please and torture, tie and physically manipulate her like a machine for a good couple hours all the while making her watch children's videos. Why? I dont know why, because it would be * fun *

yeah.

Okay I've done this once already but aparently it didn't work so ONE MORE TIME!

1. Sheerah
2. He-Man
3. Papa Smurf (seriously)
4. Balloo (off of Tail Spin, fuck Jungle Book)
5. Darkwing Duck

and as for Jimmi: I have to go with Erica Hill

Jimmi- As far as I know, Austin still works at that metalurgical plant or whatever it was, and lives with his dad. I saw him once last summer driving around Canyon Rd. but asside from that, the last time I have had any contact with him was when you were still living here and you drove Justin and I to his house where we waited forever for him to get home and then went to Sherrie's afterwords. There is the possiblity that Justin might still have his phone # somewhere though. Oh and we saw Peggy at Costco like 4-5 months ago, but her and Austin had broke up and she was living with her mom.

ah yes, hulk hogan.
i lost many a shirt to "acting like hogan".

many a shirt indeed.
my parents were so pissed.

that and the fact that I wrestled with make believe friends made out of dirt, mud, and clay.
and wrestled with them on our brand new carpet.
and ripped my shirt in the process.

I dont know.
I think they were a bit too pissed off about me ripping that shirt.

[death to the infidels]

Two things about the Little Prince... well actually three:

1) That book rocked!
2) Mr. Hadland rocked for introducing me to that book, and because he just rocked. Who else could have managed to put up with Jimmoi and Aaron and Justin (i think aaron was in that class as well). And he didn't put up with them... from my understanding of it all... i think he actually understood them... well as best as a teach does.
3) I remember being one of the few that actually got that book... and even then i probably didn't entirely... but still... many in the class were like, "man, what the hell is this about... a little boy... huh?"

Guh, i hated freshman highschoolers.

Evel Knievel isn't dead.

And-

LaForge is way cooler than Data any day. The motherfucker can't even see, yet he's still an intergalactic pimp-daddy.

You're so wrong with your jive

so get this.
My favorite idols growing up?

in no particular order :


1. Heathcliff - because he could beat the damn shit out of Garfield anyday of the week. Including fake days that I make up like " Froomday " and " Choawzaday " - yes, even during those days Heathcliff could open up the can o whoop all over Garfield. Because Garfield sucked shlongs and Heathcliff had a girlfriend.


2. Andre the Giant. He was the shit. He died tho. But he was big. If you ever watch old footage of him wrestling you can see how huge he was. His hand - when i was little ( hell maybe even now ) - could have probably constituted my ENTIRE torso.

3. Since we've all mentioned transformers - my favorite transformer was STARSCREAM - the airplane guy with the schreechy voice who always tried to " one up " Megatron and in the movie he does and kills megatron because megatron was a BITCH - and yeh. He could fly and shoot things where-as megatron had to have someone HOLD HIS ASS to do any good ( he turned into a gun )



Profile: Starscream makes no secret of his ambition to overthrow Megatron as Decepticon Leader. He is ruthless, cold-blooded and cruel. In that sense the two rivals are very much alike. But he has a vain side that clearly distinguishes him. He considers himself the most sophisticated and handsome of the Decepticons. He exudes a high-class, urbane air that provides a certain irony to his murderous tendencies. He looks down at Megatron for being antiquated in his military strategy. Starscream believes the Decepticons should rely more on guile and speed rather than brute, destructive force to defeat the Autobots. Megatron overlooks the potential threat Starscream represents for one very good reason: Starscream is very good at his job.

Abilities: Starscream is one of the fastest flyers of the Decepticons, reaching speeds up to Mach 2.8. He can climb to sub-orbital altitudes of 52 miles and nose-dive down to near ground level in mere minutes. This makes him particularly effective in surprise attacks and hit-and-run actions. He can shoot cluster bombs a distance of 40 miles, each of which can level an area 10,000 feet square. His null-ray rifle can interrupt the flow of electricity in any circuitry it hits for periods of up to two minutes, effectively preventing the operation of many machines dependent on those circuits during that period.

Weaknesses: Starscream overrates himself sometimes, and finds himself in situations that are more than he can handle. His nose-dives often overload his gyro-circuitry leaving him disoriented briefly. But, overall, he is a very tough nut to crack.

dolphin suck it.


4. DATA from STAR TREK THE NEXT GENERATION. Because he ownz0red over everyone and everything. Worf and his stupid " oh look at my face its all wrinkled " - Mr. Picard and his " oh my jesus I am so bald " - then there was " Number two " who was, well, shit.


5. my sentimental piece for this post : I actually admired the ever-lonely LITTLE PRINCE who lived on an asteroid in space - talked to a flower - and chased butterflies with a net.


thats it.

Y'all are gonna kill yourselves reading this list. I never said I was cool growing up (or now). ha, enjoy.

The Idols
1. The Last Unicorn
She was so cool and a unicorn, and if I recall correctly, a princess.
Years later I realized that movie totally sucked ass.
2. The Olsen Twins
Still my idols till this day.
3. The Little Mermaid
She was a good singer.
4. Punky Brewster
Way cooler than me.
5. Jonathan Taylor Thomas
He was every girl's crush, and watching the reruns of Home Improvement, I can see why: The other two brothers were lamers.
Plus, he did the voice-overs for the single most greatest cartoon character ever: Simba.

hey hey hey.
I showed Zohra the Slugs on Hot or Not. She had some things to say. Here's a few:
On jOe: "EW"
On Jimmoi: "He is great"
On James: "he looks like he writes poetry and smokes weed in an apartment with nothing
but a mattress and a typewriter."

[hey, how's it goin' lee?]

GasWorks park rules. I want to turn that place into a great big paintball course. It would take away from some of it's inherent beauty, but the awesome pipe structures would be wondrous for paintball. Simply wondrous.

Damn, i hurt. Went running with a friend... now i want to die. Ungh. That's okay... i'll feel better, when i get some food. Food rules.

I met some Target people last night. I don't work there anymore, but my roommates KoreanJOE and Allen work there. It was refreshing to hear the Target stories from the outside instead of from the inside. Quite interesting. I think i understand what it was like for James and Andy and Justin to hear all those stories when Jimmy and I would tell them.

I would also have to say that my stories ruled over these new Target-ers' stories. Nothing beats fat car collectors and mutant women with half-normal faces. Eesh... that image still scares me.

And of course, there was faithful Curtis and his good clean baling fun. That sad cardboard lover still scares me to this day...

... partly cause he probably still thinks my name is Lee.