September 30, 2002

damn zach and his "i hate this.." post. because I was planning on including "I hate this.." on my post, oh well I'll continue nonetheless.

1. I helped my mom pick out 3 christmas gifts for me today: the new Ryan Adams and two old 'Mats albums that I have been searching forever for (I chronicled this in here awhile back... to refresh your memories: Best Buy refused to carry these albums in Washington stores for some damn reason... so ya I found the cd's at the FYE).
2. I literally got 0 hours of sleep last night. I got all philosophical or something.. I don't know.. all that damned thinking kept me up. I was analyzing the whole inevitableness of lonliness. how I have like NO girl friends (who live in this state). and how to scam out of doing a Health class.
3. I hate livejournal now more than the first time my friends told me to make a journal. Something about the communities I read last night. and some other reasons, such as: i don't like it. Kim will murder me if I delete it.
4. "New" Nirvana soon. yay
5. Speaking of the whole thing, I'm dissatisfied/hating the internet too for the same basic reasons as LJ. but I'm on now cuz of KIM. so ya, she best be happy (oh and apparently by the greeting she gave me: she was).

EDIT: I think I sound lesbianish in this post..


The Further Adventures of a Particular Midget



As with all dying questions... one does not simply give up the search for an answer after stumbling into a wall...

Such is the case with our friendly travelers... who find themselves today traveling into a country with a peculiar rock formation. I am not allowed to say the name of this country... for if i did, they might wage war on me for saying that nekkid men with dogs in their lap often find habits laying on their rock formations...

...which just wouldn't be right.

So anyway:




As always, it is the search for knowledge and truth that drives our weary friends... but what is this... does this man possess the answer to that which our friends seek out??


Is it true... could perhaps... all this time... there answer lay in the mind of our very own friend... the creator of this here magnificent board... James Collins, himself...


...Perhaps another time, for he seems... preoccupied.




The gloves are off Collins... the gloves are off.
{ I've fixed your post Mr. Paulino, I've fixed your post }

September 29, 2002

we all know what the CHURCH says ...

but what opinion that of the working woman ?

hmm indeed.

September 28, 2002

I'm almost finished with my list - and it would have been my first post - if I could find that last post by MIcheal Collins.

For now, I'm here to talk about past times - happier times. I'm here to talk about the month that Jesse got his bear hat - the month that Andy became a bar tender, James became a box - maker, and Josie became an EMT and learned to swim. Aaron began to more avidly post SimJames, which ended in a tragic fire only 3 episodes in. Mike Rigney vowed to quit smoking, then vowed to quit quitting. Jeff exposed us to the truth about the Pope, Super Jimmoi Number 1!, and pondered 5 years.

The best month in Slug history


Damn, I hope that worked.

September 27, 2002

just in case you were wondering :

the church says : ....

heh.
the pain resides in a small spart just below one's lower rib on the left side of th elumbar region of your back.
where i stay s trapped and haunts you while you little do nott hink bout it.
given time it will gnaw on the pieces around it until once - not toyour knowkledge
it slips out and dances upon your back pieces.
and then it will sear its way up to tyour neck and playwith your head and braincase
and toss hopscotch across that which is known to be your backside.
adn the only release is to drug oneself with such pills as to not know where you were going
or why you were thinking of going therein the first place.

bette ryet.
who is going anywhere?

September 25, 2002


Although the video game was controversial because of its violence,
the feature film version will aim for a PG-13 rating.


whats we talkin about boys?
DOOM the movie. ah hah hah.


An Age old Question



I'd like to present to you all... the wonders of digital media, and how it can record aspects of our daily lives

and the ongoings around...
take for example,

this fun conversation captured using the latest in digital media and speech-to-text technology:




just an everyday convo between two fun-loving midget guys in bondage gear...


...strikes up a provacative and philosophical question...


...a question, only one person can answer...


...but he seems a little... preoccupied...




I love technology. :)

September 24, 2002

ah what the hell, i'm a pansy

... that and i'm never serious about anything... well at least not anything that i'd tell you about...
or am i

what the hell am i posting about...

Jeff Paulino, President of the United Cracks of America
2717 Western Ave #330
Seattle, Wa 98121

I once put my address up here...

but nobody cared.

do you know how i know that nobody cared...

nobody stopped by to say hello

or "how's the new place jeff"

no... sniff sniff
I hate vicodin so, so much.
Right....so now I feel a little strange as well....I figured most people would......as Steven would say - *shrugs*

Yep.....both Percocet and Vicodin are very good pain killers.....mixing them is.....well I know James is familiar....
sorry, I wasnt placed on valium - i was placed on vicodin and percoset.
now - i was going to say something but I forgot.

whee.
I love Courtney's music--even if it's not that good, I still love the hell outta it.
and I like seeing her on the telly-- doing interviews, just talking.
i mean even if I don't agree with her 100%, I just like seeing her there.

With that said, I think she's an insane bitch.
There's a stage Courtney and there's the real Courtney. I am able to separate the two. It's just so much easier that way.

I hope that made sense..

Finally, Nirvana's my favorite band.
"In Utero" is my favorite album.
"Drain You" is my favorite song.
I love em.
BUT I'm cool with the fact that not everyone else will even like em.
as long as their reason isn't cuz "Nirvana sucks" cuz that's just... gay
and I know that it makes me look bad for being a huge Nirvana fan and liking Courtney.. but I explained my reasoning above and it's just how I feel.

September 23, 2002

I'm posting

Yeah--

I'm tired.

So i'm posting that i'm tired.

sorry... it sucks, i know
wait... i'm not sorry.
Sure, why not...

25118 54th Ave E
Graham, WA 98338


For what it's worth.
OH MY CHROIST!
today after going to the clinic and getting more drugs I stopped by the mall.
in which I ran into a good lookin' gal and we got to chatting.

and now, in retrospect, I realise something.
I WAS FLIRTING WITH A GIRL AND SHE WAS FLIRTING WITH ME!

Im so hardcore going to the mall my next day off.
awesome. awesome. awesome.
and she's 23

Mmmmm.
Bitch - the directory still even had the .rar files downloaded which were needed to unpack the game ( worms )
and Worms world party was the one that I pirated ( oh so long ago )
although I vaguely remember you saying you pirated a copy yourself, which compelled me to get it as well.

Hmm.
possibly.
still - unless you save the old .rar files ...
you got it from me :b

I dont know anyone else who saves the old unpack-files.

OH -
what was with dumping me with " the new guy " ?
ok - dont get me wrong, being as I have nothing against him - but he just seems ... ah ... whats the word.
I dont know the word yet - but I just ... dont like him : not that I avidly dislike him - but there doesnt seem to be...
" empty " was the word I used to describe breanna - and it is something like that.

You'd have to take the emptiness of breanna and the chameleon-like skills of andy - combine them and you get " the new guy "
He'd just sit there quietly while everyone was yammering on chatting and then once and a while say something that was either absolute bullshit and you could tell - or just ... well, uninteresting. He was, however, a good place-holder. Someone good to tag-a-long when you need a spot to fill, but for chroist sakes man you left him at my house. I dont even know the guy - I was so paranoid. CHROIST. I wanted to call you up and yell at you and say : " YOU SHOULD HAVE BROUGHT HIM HOME WITH YOOOOOU! " - I locked my door ( well I always lock my door ) when I went to sleep that morning, and had I found my key to my room - would have locked it when I woke up later that evening when he was still there.

" Hey James me and Mike just killed off that skeleton and ogre all by ourselves!!!!! " - he exclaimed to me.
Well no shit sherlock. We had a lvl 1 warrior ( dave ) - lvl 4 wiz - lvl 4 rogue - lvl 4 ranger.
oh wait - now you get a lvl 4 ranger and a lvl 4 cleric ( if michael even used his new character, in which case he didnt, subsitite lvl 7-9 in stead of 4 ) and OF COURSE they're going to rip through that mod. oh my jesus I wanted to throw something at him.

argh.

aaaaargh.
Courtney Love......*shivers*

Dirty.

I feel like I need tested for VD after just looking at her.....

September 22, 2002

24 hours of Courtney Love on MTV2 is the best thing ever.
1. It's Courtney Love, enough said.
2. The music videos are of bands I've never heard of.
3. RYAN ADAMS stopped by the MTV studio for 2 hours. From 1am-3am. He played some songs, showed a music video of his, talked a lot about music, AND tied his shoes. yum. I wish I was there.