hey, hey.
poker?
poke her?
a coincidence?
I am thinking not.
July 31, 2002
July 30, 2002
July 29, 2002
July 26, 2002
Websites are manifested in times like this.
The manic-depressive semi-boredom of nothingness. Nil. Kapoot. The only solace use to be coming up with a new website and filling it with even more nothingness. Scribblings. Scratches by a stick in a dune in some far off desert with the wind blowing hard, hard, hard. But now I have the slugs. So stagnant and irreplace-able, it stands here like a monolith of times gone past. Great memories compounded into dust into dust into dust.
When one is at work - all they can think about to get through the hour/day/week is that you want to get home. Get away from work. Stop getting PAID FOR YOUR TIME. And then finally the weekend comes. Finally your days off come. Finally it stops, and its quiet. and you're left alone, and all you can think of is : man, I want to go back to work - because this is all boring.
This is why I cannot live in an apartment/house by myself. the dulling quiet. The cars outside slowly making themselves past on the wet road. Suicide seems like a grand-ol time right about now, just sit down relax and see who can off themselves quicker. Not necissarily because one doesnt want to live but one just wants something to do to make living so un-eventfull.
and even filling one's life with people and fun and places, excitement - opportunities of enjoyment, love, sexual pleasures, misdirections, driving places, entertainment of some sorts, so on and so on and so on and so on. I could go out and do things with people and go places and see things and do things but they seem so meaningless, pointless - worthless.
it is all the same, in the end.
one big cyclical round-the-rosie, pockets full.
The manic-depressive semi-boredom of nothingness. Nil. Kapoot. The only solace use to be coming up with a new website and filling it with even more nothingness. Scribblings. Scratches by a stick in a dune in some far off desert with the wind blowing hard, hard, hard. But now I have the slugs. So stagnant and irreplace-able, it stands here like a monolith of times gone past. Great memories compounded into dust into dust into dust.
When one is at work - all they can think about to get through the hour/day/week is that you want to get home. Get away from work. Stop getting PAID FOR YOUR TIME. And then finally the weekend comes. Finally your days off come. Finally it stops, and its quiet. and you're left alone, and all you can think of is : man, I want to go back to work - because this is all boring.
This is why I cannot live in an apartment/house by myself. the dulling quiet. The cars outside slowly making themselves past on the wet road. Suicide seems like a grand-ol time right about now, just sit down relax and see who can off themselves quicker. Not necissarily because one doesnt want to live but one just wants something to do to make living so un-eventfull.
and even filling one's life with people and fun and places, excitement - opportunities of enjoyment, love, sexual pleasures, misdirections, driving places, entertainment of some sorts, so on and so on and so on and so on. I could go out and do things with people and go places and see things and do things but they seem so meaningless, pointless - worthless.
it is all the same, in the end.
one big cyclical round-the-rosie, pockets full.
July 25, 2002
July 24, 2002
July 23, 2002
Hahah...
damn michael...
you're just awesome.
Episode II may not come out this week, as I had hoped...my french teacher is deciding to give us a project due next week. Unfortunately, i have to have it done this weekend because that is the only time i will be able to print it...
damn...but after ward, i'll work on episode ii, and episode iii
--quite fun!
hey heather, err...new person--welcome to the board.
that all said and done...hmm...
i should probably study french now...
ach, in just a second...
okay, now i will (partly cause i was gonna post soemthing awesome to say...but forgot it, so blah.)
damn michael...
you're just awesome.
Episode II may not come out this week, as I had hoped...my french teacher is deciding to give us a project due next week. Unfortunately, i have to have it done this weekend because that is the only time i will be able to print it...
damn...but after ward, i'll work on episode ii, and episode iii
--quite fun!
hey heather, err...new person--welcome to the board.
that all said and done...hmm...
i should probably study french now...
ach, in just a second...
okay, now i will (partly cause i was gonna post soemthing awesome to say...but forgot it, so blah.)
Hello. I would like to introduce myself to you all with a story of love, passion, and frustration.
This is the story of a boy we'll call "JAC".
Jac only has eyes for his one true love - Compucare.
Sometimes, His girlfriend, who we'll call "JAB" tries to get his attention.
Jac doesn't pay attention.
He is too in love with Compucare.
Every morning, Jac gets off work and comes home to see Compucare.
Jab feels ignored and unloved.
Jac says, "Oh, Compucare! You are the only one who understands the complexities of my soul! You are the only one who really knows my pain!"
Jab continues to feel unloved.
Especially since James spends all his time with Compucare, and his ex.
He's obsessed with all of his ex's.
He's obsessed with his Compucare.
That's why none of his girlfriends ever get fucked.
Especially me.
-Jen
This is the story of a boy we'll call "JAC".
Jac only has eyes for his one true love - Compucare.
Sometimes, His girlfriend, who we'll call "JAB" tries to get his attention.
Jac doesn't pay attention.
He is too in love with Compucare.
Every morning, Jac gets off work and comes home to see Compucare.
Jab feels ignored and unloved.
Jac says, "Oh, Compucare! You are the only one who understands the complexities of my soul! You are the only one who really knows my pain!"
Jab continues to feel unloved.
Especially since James spends all his time with Compucare, and his ex.
He's obsessed with all of his ex's.
He's obsessed with his Compucare.
That's why none of his girlfriends ever get fucked.
Especially me.
-Jen
July 22, 2002
July 20, 2002
LOL.... :)
funzoness as it were....... How are all of your lives progressing???
I have one year of hellish public schooling left. Oh the joy. te-he-he It has been a while since I visted the board here... I wonder what it is that has happened to all of you and the board. So few of you actually post anymore though, that I did notice... but then when have any of us really posted on a regular basis that have to go out and have fun all day for a living?
:) It has been a long happy time for me lately... depressing as can be but oh so much fun as it goes along!!! :)
Awhhh... the random things that make absolutely no sense...
I LOVE YOU ALL... actually, no, I do not. :P hehehe
funzoness as it were....... How are all of your lives progressing???
I have one year of hellish public schooling left. Oh the joy. te-he-he It has been a while since I visted the board here... I wonder what it is that has happened to all of you and the board. So few of you actually post anymore though, that I did notice... but then when have any of us really posted on a regular basis that have to go out and have fun all day for a living?
:) It has been a long happy time for me lately... depressing as can be but oh so much fun as it goes along!!! :)
Awhhh... the random things that make absolutely no sense...
I LOVE YOU ALL... actually, no, I do not. :P hehehe
July 19, 2002
Episode I: The Beast Emerges
Before I begin these great tales, sure to leave one and all wondering around parking lots, dazed and confused, trying in vain to grasp the situation, I should begin with a prologue...
so thus...
Prologue: Free Food
Now...as you all may or may not be aware...our beloved friend jimmy had to up and go...for he was off to the airforce...
...or so you all thought!
for you see...though jimmy said he was going off to the airforce for free food--that was only part of the truth. Yes indeed he was going off to get free housing and free food...
but it was not to the airforce--
rather...rather it was to the United States Space-Force! For you see, jimmy was assigned to the USSF because of his incredible abilities to B.S. his way out of any situation...and of course because of his amazing ability to become this:
--and so begins our tale of adventure and mystery and of one tall asian man (who rides his bike too often) who may very well save the entire world...---
Episode I: The Beast Emerges
It is important to note here that jimmy has already finished most of his Basic-Space Training and has already been allowed to pilot one of the Space-Force's most powerful Space-ships. His daily duties involve flying around the solar system to keep an eye for any hostile E.T.'s...because after all...if aliens exist, there sole purpose in life is to destroy our planet and steal our resources...
...for the most part they are the pilgrims of Space...
damn those pilgrims...
But things can get pretty boring patroling the solar system...in Space...all by yourself...
so the USSF allowed jimmy to bring along two people for company...
now here you'd think, "oh hey, well that means that jimmy would bring along his best friends in all of the world...and Space...
James and Jeff...
well you were wrong...
maybe it was because i was busy in college that jimmy didn't even bother to ask me--or tell me that he was going to Space...i had to hear it from Harry Wappler (my good friend the retired newsanchor who now does underground news reports)...
and james was too busy promoting Amp because, as he puts it, "It's good fer ya!"
...regardless...instead of inviting us to go hang out in Space...he takes along my good friend Harry Wappler and his pet ButtLove.
Yeeup...jimmy usually patrols around jupiter and uranus (come on...in a post about Space, you know i had to throw that one in).
Of course, he will sometimes make pits stops on other planets to leave behind wisdom and gifts from his homeland Earth:
However...a dark force is slowly encroaching upon our beloved friend and compatriot...
for even as we speak...this deadly force of unspeakable power and an equalled hunger for the blood and flesh of all life slowly makes its way to our area of Space...
And perhaps...perhaps the only hope for us all...is jimmy
Suddenly, as jimmy pears out the front of his Space-ship's window, nearly blinded by the behemoth being's power, his greatest fears start to seep into his body. In the pit of his stomach, jimmy knows he's seen this...THING...somewhere before...
So he flips on his scanners...and to his utter dismay...he realizes the truth:
It is her...it is the beast from the past...the one who nearly destroyed them all...
As far creeps upon him, a new sense of urgency and determination also fill his mind...perhaps its because of what this beast has done in the past to him and his friends...namely james...
or perhaps its because...the beast is just plain fat, and jimmy really does hate fat people....
but whatever the reason, jimmy steers his Space-ship straight toward the beast, charging his weapons for a full out assault, as Harry Wappler and ButtLove prepare themselves for a fight...
as his Space-ship flies toward the behemoth...old visions of his last encounter with her flash in his mind,
like a painful reminder of just how dangerous and vile she is...and why she must be destroyed....
Stay Tuned for Episode II.
July 18, 2002
well instead of me geting on my computer pluging in diff lines and posting under my name, or changing jameses account and posting under my name, i decided to be REALY lazy and post, those who know Ravens grudge about " the mail box " then you would have loved what we did lastnight, but i will not speak of them on the board BUT IT WAS FUCKEN FUNNY AS HELL!!!!! wish i can a camra or vid cam, because to see sparkles bust the door open then burn throuhg the roof and shoot 4 or 5 fireworks into the sky from it is pretty damned funny.
James has sold out he has amp posters and WHERE DO YOU THINK HE GOT HIS NEW CAR!??!?!?! IT came with the sponcership of AMP, as i type he is sleeping with an amp represenitive, to further his careeer in the advertisement indestry, be ashamed, VERY ashame, and be even MORE ashamed that i didnt spell a SINGLE one of those right!!!
James wont wake up and register DAoC DDOOOO IT!!!!!!
POSTED BY MAX POWERS!!!! FEEEEEEEEEL THE POWER!!!!!
James has sold out he has amp posters and WHERE DO YOU THINK HE GOT HIS NEW CAR!??!?!?! IT came with the sponcership of AMP, as i type he is sleeping with an amp represenitive, to further his careeer in the advertisement indestry, be ashamed, VERY ashame, and be even MORE ashamed that i didnt spell a SINGLE one of those right!!!
James wont wake up and register DAoC DDOOOO IT!!!!!!
POSTED BY MAX POWERS!!!! FEEEEEEEEEL THE POWER!!!!!
Am i the only one who hates the template for the board?...
damnit james, get off your ass and put the old template back...
that one was awesome--this one reminds me of dried vomit that can be seen in the backrooms of target the day after christmas...
and what the hell is up with the date system...
i will try to address that problem myself later...
but back to the james thing...
you all know why he hasn't given us a better template--mr. "i'm the fancy dancy administrator who created the board so you all should bow before me"?
it's simple...
its not because he's busy
or his computer doesn't work
or he was strucken with amnesia and can't remember how to put the old template back
no...
no... my friends...it is because james...
james... SOLD OUT!
see...he let his power get to him...and like everyone else---james has sold out...
i wouldn't be surprised to see AMP links on our board soon...
all i have to say to you mr. "fancy little administrator boy with my coushy box-factory job" is fuck you...
you have struck us all deeply this day.
damnit james, get off your ass and put the old template back...
that one was awesome--this one reminds me of dried vomit that can be seen in the backrooms of target the day after christmas...
and what the hell is up with the date system...
i will try to address that problem myself later...
but back to the james thing...
you all know why he hasn't given us a better template--mr. "i'm the fancy dancy administrator who created the board so you all should bow before me"?
it's simple...
its not because he's busy
or his computer doesn't work
or he was strucken with amnesia and can't remember how to put the old template back
no...
no... my friends...it is because james...
james... SOLD OUT!
see...he let his power get to him...and like everyone else---james has sold out...
i wouldn't be surprised to see AMP links on our board soon...
all i have to say to you mr. "fancy little administrator boy with my coushy box-factory job" is fuck you...
you have struck us all deeply this day.
uhm...yeah
so zach-o's coming to spend the night, along with brice and someone named jordan, at my place--funzo...
too bad i have to take a stupid french exam and finish the french homework i have--
ah well...
however, if anyone else wants to come up--could be fun...
steve?-interested...you could drag along andy--though i think he's busy today-not sure.
yeah--this is gonna be a short post, cause i'm at work, and i haven't gotten my posts ready yet...
but if you want a teaser of the fun stuff to come...
so zach-o's coming to spend the night, along with brice and someone named jordan, at my place--funzo...
too bad i have to take a stupid french exam and finish the french homework i have--
ah well...
however, if anyone else wants to come up--could be fun...
steve?-interested...you could drag along andy--though i think he's busy today-not sure.
yeah--this is gonna be a short post, cause i'm at work, and i haven't gotten my posts ready yet...
but if you want a teaser of the fun stuff to come...
NEVER COME BETWEEN A MAN---
---AND HIS PIKACHU!
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