June 30, 2002
June 28, 2002
Fuck.
June 26, 2002
anyone who has a " semi long " commute knows that VANS or MINVANS are the bane of any driving experience. Not only that - but high-priced mustangs, saturns or " fancy car " - and why you ask? Because it is these vehicles which decide to go twenty miles per hour in a thirty five mile hour zone. These are the vehicles which, in a fifty five mph zone they fluctuate anywhere from thirty five to sixty - for no apparent reason - maybe it is wind-drag and no matter how much they push on the gas the wind just slows them down to thirty five for a couple of minutes. I dont know. All I know is that ( mini ) Van and expensive car drivers can go fuck themselves, and I pass them AT ALL POSSIBLE COSTS - otherwise I lose valuable " relax that I am at work before the bell " time.
If you got a text-messege from me talking about anal-play, icecubes or anything else homo-erotic, please be informed that Joe got ahold of my cell phone and sent out text messeges to a lot of people. that bastard.
*crosses fingers* hopefully I dont work this friday ( my thursday ) - we'll find out today at work.
If you got a text-messege from me talking about anal-play, icecubes or anything else homo-erotic, please be informed that Joe got ahold of my cell phone and sent out text messeges to a lot of people. that bastard.
*crosses fingers* hopefully I dont work this friday ( my thursday ) - we'll find out today at work.
June 25, 2002
If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is
"God is crying."
And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is
"Probably because of something you did."
sounds like something Jack would say.
however - unconfirmed, still funny.
also - anyone notice that the blogger date hasnt updated with " the daylight savings bullshit "
I'd buy fireworks.
because I have the money.
but you know what.
I dont know where to buy them.
so in the event someone wants to give me a ride somewhere to get fireworks,
consider them bought.
wowzer:; so I have been trying to think of a way to describe what it is like being schizophrenic; I have it now. It is like being constantly surrounded by a bunch of nonsense, yes AMAZING isn't it NONSENSE.. everything is nonsense and a new road to being bored ; ok such is life ... I know you are thinking to yourself "nonsense doesn't sound all that crazy" but just wait until you are reduced to dancing around outside in the wind while wearing your pajamas in the middle of the day, then you will truly understand the path of nonsense..... Everything is crazy I am just the sane one,... Regards Mike
personally, I was thrown off by the fact that a storm-trooper was driving.
but hey
a minor little update for you all :
I only ran TWO orders tonight.
Just two.
The first one was for 1816 boxes.
not that many.
the second, we setup at 7.18pm
started at 7.55pm
and then finished at 4.54am.
total ran : 122 400.
oh.
that beat joe's previous record of most ran in a night.
and then - get this.
we ran 1.2 million square feet.
that means I get a t-shirt.
hoo - doggies.
we ran the machine full throttle ALL NIGHT.
sweet.
but hey
a minor little update for you all :
I only ran TWO orders tonight.
Just two.
The first one was for 1816 boxes.
not that many.
the second, we setup at 7.18pm
started at 7.55pm
and then finished at 4.54am.
total ran : 122 400.
oh.
that beat joe's previous record of most ran in a night.
and then - get this.
we ran 1.2 million square feet.
that means I get a t-shirt.
hoo - doggies.
we ran the machine full throttle ALL NIGHT.
sweet.
June 24, 2002
June 23, 2002
June 22, 2002
The MSRP is $20K.
If you can find a dealer that will sell it for less than $28k, you'll be doing good.
That, my friend, is "Adjusted Market Value."
A.K.A. "We have the only one in town, you're going to get screwed."
Korum added over $50k to the $45 MSRP of the Mustang Cobra R they had. Since Ford only made 500 of that car, they could get away with it. And did; I haven't seen it down there for a while.
If you can find a dealer that will sell it for less than $28k, you'll be doing good.
That, my friend, is "Adjusted Market Value."
A.K.A. "We have the only one in town, you're going to get screwed."
Korum added over $50k to the $45 MSRP of the Mustang Cobra R they had. Since Ford only made 500 of that car, they could get away with it. And did; I haven't seen it down there for a while.
The Official Website of Chicago - Discography - II - buying this - why? because of the song " 25 or 6 to 4 " because the song just rules alright. IT JUST DOES.
June 21, 2002
Doctor Steve McNobbisk is here to interview a said James Collins on many things about life and so on and so forth - here is a minor snippet from the show that will be airing tonight at seven -o- clock, local access channel :
Dr. Steve : so, James.
James C. : please, call me Markus.
Dr. Steve : so Markus. . .
Markus : what.
Dr. Steve : How do you feel about working a fifth day on a four on four off twelve hour schedule?
Markus : It fuckin' sucks.
Dr. Steve : so you dislike it?
Markus : want me to bash your head in?
Dr. Steve : I will take that as a yes, that you dislike it.
Markus : so you want me to bash your head in?
( James C. stands up out of his chair, grabs a hammer and . . . )
tune in tonight for great laughs and fun times as Dr. Steve interviews James C, the comical character from " That box factory " and " Dropout Dumbfucks Anonymous ".
Dr. Steve : so, James.
James C. : please, call me Markus.
Dr. Steve : so Markus. . .
Markus : what.
Dr. Steve : How do you feel about working a fifth day on a four on four off twelve hour schedule?
Markus : It fuckin' sucks.
Dr. Steve : so you dislike it?
Markus : want me to bash your head in?
Dr. Steve : I will take that as a yes, that you dislike it.
Markus : so you want me to bash your head in?
tune in tonight for great laughs and fun times as Dr. Steve interviews James C, the comical character from " That box factory " and " Dropout Dumbfucks Anonymous ".
Hells Belles...I've heard that they put on quite the show.
They were at the Fabulous Firwood not too long ago, but it was a 21 and over only show.
Scott (the Balding Mullet) went, said it was a damn good.
In other news:
Well, since it looks like noone else will be there, I guess my being late to Shari's doesn't matter.
So.
Carry On.
They were at the Fabulous Firwood not too long ago, but it was a 21 and over only show.
Scott (the Balding Mullet) went, said it was a damn good.
In other news:
Well, since it looks like noone else will be there, I guess my being late to Shari's doesn't matter.
So.
Carry On.
June 20, 2002
REDHEADS ROCK!
LOL... you can take that in more than one way I suppose, but I myself happen to love redheads. I myself am one.
heheehee....
Yes, Bonnie, I was at graduation last night and I do believe I got a picture of you, though I am unsure of that. It was sad when they took away your guys' beachballs. :P Hope you have lots of fun times in Cali... don't become a lobster!
woooooooh-hooooooooooo!
LOL... you can take that in more than one way I suppose, but I myself happen to love redheads. I myself am one.
heheehee....
Yes, Bonnie, I was at graduation last night and I do believe I got a picture of you, though I am unsure of that. It was sad when they took away your guys' beachballs. :P Hope you have lots of fun times in Cali... don't become a lobster!
woooooooh-hooooooooooo!
Ok well maybe my experiences with redheads have in some way distorted my view on this, but it's hard to enjoy the aspects of which you speak whilst trying to dodge sharp flying objects. Either way, to each his own.
Heh heh she indeed called him a wanker.
Don't blame her, either.
I would have gone last night, but I was having my own fun. Janie never gave me the ticket, and I didn't find out it was last night until the afternoon. Or at least didn't remember it. Any way you stack it, I was up to my elbows in grease most of the night. Funzo.
Heh heh she indeed called him a wanker.
Don't blame her, either.
I would have gone last night, but I was having my own fun. Janie never gave me the ticket, and I didn't find out it was last night until the afternoon. Or at least didn't remember it. Any way you stack it, I was up to my elbows in grease most of the night. Funzo.
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