Yes, indeed.
Funzo²
It was actually the center of the left hamstring, Mike. Still a tender spot.

Man o man, Steven’s new move. Gotta love it. Amazing in its simplicity. Wonderful in it’s effectiveness. Crazy enough to come as a complete surprise.

The dual-gun cover fire technique worked very well. Right up to the point where I was shot a dozen or so times.

Lady luck is a slut. No, a two-timing, gold-digging whore. Or, maybe I just had a bad second half of the night.
Hmm.....
Nope, she’s a whore. Pretty sure of it.

So, Andy, fuck you both.


Zach, dude, why didn’t you come with us? Aside from the lack of funds.


And I didn’t get hit in the nuts once. Not bad for a weekend that involved both drinking and paintball.

Später.

I would like to take this moment and laugh at all the fuckers who laughed at me when I spoke about my 'Lady Luck' card that I had up my sleeve. Sure, Lady Luck may have knocked at my door while playing 'Iron Cross' and I said something to the effect of
Im too lazy to answer the damn door... thus I probably shouted "Go the hell away! Im losing!"

It appears as if Lady Luck really wanted to help my 'down-to-$1.25-ass' out, so she snuck in the back door and together, hand in hand we ripped the fuck out of everyone for the next few games. That $1.25 turned into an 'not-amazed-as-hell-because-she-was-always-on-my-side-$8.40'!

Fun fun. Now, lets have some fun and move all the stuff in my room around.

Panic Room - I'm Jodie Foster trapped in a room with my daughter and bad guys are trying to get me. AHHHHHH! Trapped, trapped, trapped. Now the bad guys are trapped in the room with my daughter. AHHHHHH! Trapped, trapped, trapped.

Don't pay full price to see this film. It is okay but no Fight Club or The Game.

We did interrupt something, didn't we?

Yes, we interrupted

Zach getting shot the fuck down.

But at least he managed to get her into the back seat.
Mind you, it was the back seat of Jimmi's dad's KIA, but a back seat nevertheless.

Später.

Mike i need your phone # yo!

has anyone evr clicked on the stat. list? we are # ten out of 1000 ifs fuckin cool i guess we could be called gods...


WE ARE GODS!!!!

I have had "The Ballad of Chasey Lain" stuck in my head all day. This little tune is by our old friends, the Bloodhound Gang.
Yep.
Not a bad song, rather humorous actually....but not good to be humming in a school.

"You've had a lot of dick, Chasey, but you ain't had mine...."

Fook.

So under the revised and clarified rules of [Second Post], who would have second post today?
Not that it matters.

By the way, I do believe I shall mop the floor with you all on saturday night. Then on the paintball field sunday morning.

Später.

damn you evil bastards i always get first post and i hate you all for it why dont you get up a little earlyer and post huh? bass terds ok im at school and i seen james he ruined everything me and gimp man had planned so i will not use my size and dream ok kicking his ass that would be fun... ahhh shit
i hate this class cox is gone and i have shit to do
might i say we should change second post to first post again its getting really shitty not getting any glory fucker James and all you others bitches...

all of you must know mike is no longer james 2 he is gimp man or any of the other names he gos by just not james for the fact he cut his hair...

PISHAHHH!
what happened to warg?

As the creator of 'second post' I believe that I'm entitled to make any changes to the way it works. The idea was that the second post of the day would have something to say about the post before it, starting some sort of discussion. So, 'Second Post Glory' shall only grace those who write a second post with a minimum of two paragraphs. Should the second post slot be filled with a two-liner the glory falls upon s/he who manages to full-fill the required paragraphs, even if this is in the fourth post slot. Spamming a few words over and over again shall disqualify you ( This is directed toward you, Michael... )

Not to ruin Bradbury's day, this shall be effective on April First

Prepare yourselves ladies and bastards, it's Friday - the weekend has begun. I shall reclaim the money I lost last weekend - due to the fact I couldn't find that fucking destiny card in my sleeve. grumbles I would also like to state that my troops shall own -all- in Myth 2 should it become part of our weekend. MRAAR!

End Transmission.

HA!
Second post.
Yes indeed, on Friday no less.

Später.

damn tjis first post it sux i had somthing to say but i dont re,member anymore...
Steve call me at 2:30

FUCK!

You mean this picture James?


Which Grunge Band Are You?

My microwave has a "Popcorn" button. Yes. You know how long it took me to give a shit? We've had that thing since my sophomore year.

Speaking of things that have been around a while.....that jailbitch name gen is quite amusing - that is, when you enter the names of other people. Heh.

Später.

fucking hot steemy dog shit i will get second post sooner or later


ok steve i kinda have school tomarrow but i can get it to you after school im off at 2 so what time do you get off work? call me ill be at work today but just leave a message my step mom Sonja or brother brad should be home till 530 then my dad gets home so just call me later...

Mike you smelly bass terd why havent you been in school???? i am now going to come up there when i get my new car and smack you around and call you jeni if thats ok with you so...

PISHAHHHH!!
warg
woohhpahh!

oh.
classic

loved it.
=)

people at work now call me kurt.
because someone off-handedly mentioned I look ...
like kurt cobain.
oh. oh happy day.
and i get home, only to see a picture of mr. kurt.
wearing what?
wearing a suit. and a tie. and looking like who? like me.
that dead bastard.
and my car is now re-leaking engine coolant.
I fix it for two days, and then am like :
" HOO DOGGIES, I GET TO DRIVE THIS WEEKEND "
only to have that thrown in my face.
god-damm.
bonus? I got paid today.
bonus? I'm stopping by the school tomorrow morning with ...
a quote.
I'm gonna post it on some teacher's doors.
It's gonna be great.
not much to post.
and to end, I shall deflate our good pal Mr. Borton -

second post glory is nullified and passed onto the third post in the event that the second post is also the person who did first post

sooooooo..

SECOND POST BITCH

second post bitches!!!!

Steve ok so when would you want to get it as soon as your ready ill bring it (but were) i dont know so yea if you are just pick a place we both know like safway in graham and ill be there if we cant till this weekend then thats fine so post and tell me

today.
or yesterday.
or some time.
i forget. i dont care, really.
but anywho.
joe brought in a picture of his little girl.
and himself.
and it was nice.
and it reminded me of the pictures of my father and me.
when i was a child.
and suddenly :
i was overcome with a strong urge to want to have children of my own.
but then.
but then I got bitch-slapped with reality.
and he showed me another picture.
and the child's big, blaringly blue eyes stared wide into the camera.
vacant, void of thought, innocent.
and it scared the shit out of me.
and that urge took a nose dive into " HELL NO MOTHO FUKKA "

...

and thats that.

yes Steve i have car for 450$ i put this in your comments but peaple dont read them so im posting

NOVA 77 good car any questions call me or my dad (Scott) my dad or Jeff me 847 4837 and we can talk i want to sel;l it by friday so if you need it soon then i can help