Gotta love the one-liner.

today is the day of one-liner posts. -beat-

Ugh. Being ill sucks.

Hmm. . .Bradbury is . . .what?. . .6-7ft tall. . .I am a mere 5'7. The sheer mechanics of it are mind boggeling.

heh - of course : no offense taken anyway. i mean hey - we can all do for a good curse-fest once and awhile.. and good point toward jeff : JUST POST THE MOVIES! hell, post ALL OF THEM. ... make me a .mpeg of alf being a dirty little bugger. my neck hurts.

all week this week is first aid week.
blugh.

ok. im going to be done with this.
i dont know what i'm typing.
bleh

Dude, um, Running Man was written by Steven King. He was writing as Richard Bachman. It was part of The Bachman Books, four books of King as Bachman. No actual Bachman involvment.

Taking a break from reading my contract.....it’s not very big, but makes up for it by being incredibly dry and quite cryptic. There were three pages about how bus drivers should get their break periods. The sad part is I actually read two and a half of them. Never know, it might apply to me.

I’ve done nothing all day, yet I am exhausted.....this must be the flu and not just a cold....too much damn fun.

James
I hope you die a horrible, slow, painful death. Besides-I don’t much care for NASCAR-if I wanted to watch rednecks turn left for three hours I’m sure I could find a corner somewhere in Roy to watch. Anyhow fuck you James. Lick my sac, bitch. (it’s cool though, I just had to swear a little)

Woke up feeling like shit in a bag. Or, at least how I would assume shit in a bag feels-I really don’t have any frame of reference. So I said "fsck it" and called in sick. I have plenty of sickleave, or I did. Now I am just sitting around bored, but at least I can’t breathe through my nose.

Ugh.

Anyway, was watching TV. "What Dreams May Come" came on showtime. That movie fscked with my head. The visual effects are really something-if one were taking hallucinogens, that movie would look really normal. Pretty damn cool

Another movie I recently saw that was neat was "The Beach" that movie ruled, dude goes native like in "Apocalypse Now"-there is actually a reference, sort of a foreshadowing, in the hotel in Bangkok when they are showing it as the movie....

Jeff
dude just put the movie, either in its entirety or in pieces, up and post a link.... I want to see some mayhem, damnit.


We should all get together and beat the shit out of chris. Or just trick him and leave him in the middle of nowhere at dusk. Like downtown Mineral, or in the middle of Elbe or some shit.

Maybe then he’d get the point.

Just a thought.

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The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated...

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*Disclaimer: This is Not the MegaPost. Expect that soon.

Yes. I have returned from a dark period of not posting. I understand that many believed i had perished in the great quake of 2001. Alas, this was not so. Rather, i have been busy with several projects, some of which are academic, and some of which can be equated to the level of slackeristic. (It's always a good day when you can coin your very own word.) For any of those out there who care, i did indeed finish my river otter project, and in a very scientific sounding format too. However, upon trying to get it in on time, i ran for five blocks in the cold and have developed a slight case of sore throat. Yeah. However, i did get it in on time, so score one for the procrastinator.

I have also been spending my time researching the earthquake and you all will be in for a shock. Believe it or not, the earthquake is quite related to the dire subject of my megapost, which will have people talking with the same fervor as a bunch of adolescent males after seeing a doctored photo of Brittany Spear's breasts. Yes, indeed. Let's just say that the Juan De Fuca plate isn't the one we should be blaming for fallen glassware and framed collector's editions of various Playboy magazines.

Also, as i had posted earlier, on Tuesday i spent an hour, with a couple of friends of mine, in Pioneer Square, where all the Mardi Gras hilarity was taking place. No, i was not shot, which was rather disappointing from some aspect of it. However, for all those thrill-seekers out there, i did get a bottle thrown in my direction and almost hit my foot. Quite interesting indeed. I also did some videotaping and got some interesting pictures of craziness, including homeless bums asking for money for hookers, and some women flashing the crowd for beads. I will have pictures of that up as well in the upcoming days. In fact, i have a teaser shot for anyone interested of a particular female just about to flash the crowds. I'm sure jimmy will be waiting in furious anticipation for the conclusionary shot of that photo. While in the crowd i also found who might be one of jOe's father's hookers, but further DNA tests will have to prove that one way or the other. Anyway, here are a couple of preliminary shots from Mardi Gras:



These kind homeless men playing are just saving up for a worthy cause, wouldn't you say?

Here, take a closer look at their business advertisement:

Is that an honest American bum or what?

And now, for all your voyeurs:

Stay tuned for the conclusion to this shot. At this time i wish i could keep track of who visited the site yesterday, today, and the next few days, to see if traffic actually increases here just to see her flash everybody.


Doesn't it seem like i had fun at Mardi Gras or what? It was okay, though somewhat lame. The rioting didn't kick in until around 1:00 in the morning, and i had gone home by 11:05 pm. I would have stayed longer, but Madonna, one of the friends that came with Kyle and myself, wanted to go home. In retrospect, it was kinda boring, at least at the time we were there. How was i supposed to know that someone would actually die later on in the night. The only other really interesting thing that happened while i was there was some guy ripping off the first avenue sign in Pioneer Square. I'll try posting that tomorrow.

Finally, the last thing i have to say for today. While working on my great MegaPost, which is quite time-consuming, i made a new acquitance. It was during my research on the earthquake and its true origins. Don't believe what everyone is telling you about the Juan De Fuca Plate. I have evidence to the contrary. Anyway, I was looking up info, and i met the infamous Harry Wapler. Or is that his John or Henry? I think Harry might be his son. Then again Harry might be both their names. Ahhhh...aneurysm.... Okay, so even though Harry Wapler is only a meteorologist by trade, he is actually quite an renaissance man, specializing in numerous trades, including conspiracy theory...which often times gets a bad rap as having followers considering mental unstable. I ask you, am i unstable...i didn't think so...

Here is a shot of Harry doing one of his well-known for weather updates:



He's really a nice guy. Very down-to-earth.


Well, Harry has been providing me with some excellent footage and information that is bound to help me on both my "Destroy the Wallaby" campaign, as well as my upcoming MegaPost. What a guy, huh? Supposedly he has underground newscasts as well, which i should be able to get some footage of soon. He might even has some underground newscasts about the truth behind the earthquakes that the supposedly "real" news media doesn't want you to know about. Yes...you gotta love the connections.

I think he was a one-time superhero as well...i found this old picture on his desk...makes one wonder, doesn't it:



He must have been a power ranger or planteer or dragonball z type when he was younger. He's got the hair after all. Go Power-Wapler, go!

Well, that's enough rambling for now...expect the MegaPost soon.
Nice.

i just woke up.
i dont have time
but i read a little so far.
and all i have to say is :
BeesROurMasters (1:03:25 AM): i always feel like theyre strealing other people good ideas for songs
AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh my god. saying PRIMUS of all bands is a rip-off band.
oh, ... wow... jeez... CLASSIC.

i was sitting on the toilet thinking about that whole 'entirely compatable' with myself idea and finally came to conclusion that it's a crock of shit. for obviously they base the 'compatability' on how i've answered the questions - hence my ompatability would be determined towards others via my questions to answers. mind you! some people may not truthfully answer question / not only that - but they may truthfully answer a question but not be that way in person. so - i've voided the fact that i could be 100% compatable with myself because if it is based on my response to questions - I try to imagine myself in a relationship with someone who thinks / acts / does the same things as me... and i'm sickened. why bother with someone who is EXACTLY like yourself? it would be pointless to try / do anything! So - unfortunately, spending the rest of my life with myself will prove to be not 100% compatable after all. poor thespark and their attempt at matching me up with myself.

hehehehehe
- and now that i've just got here and i find that bradbury and heather would make a 'perfect match' i shudder at the probably outcomes... we must all form a collalition which would prohibit any chance or thought of the chance of something along those lines happening.
Oh my god! they both know things about cars! ....
if they had prodegen ... they would be some odd-sick form of NASCAR driving truck GURUs....

( notice! another deadly school shooting : this time in CA. whoop-de-do )

if i have nightmares about evil monkey-like deformed heather/bradbury people who try to make me drive in the NASCAR cars and say "Oooooarhg, look at me, i am Heradbury!" or "Uuugnnnh, i am Brather!!!" ... JESUS CHRIST ALL MIGHTY!!

**runs to a corner and hides from the NASCAR people**


-also, another notice : jimmoi may be living in his car.
this, however, is hear-say and speculation. ( ? )
Jeff called me - he called jimmoi and got no response.
has jimmoi finally fallen out of the nest?

hmmmmmmmm. tune in next week for the exciting conclusion, where jimmoi comes back to WA with a cartload of homemade nuclear weapons!


"its uncle fester!"

Heh I, too, am 100% compatible with myself. Also, with Heather it seems. Odd.

for those of you who've not taken THESPARK.com's personality test - if you check your mail you'll find a link to it - please take it... what i plan to do is make a website onto this one - with a picture of what we've been "chosen" as. it's something fun i believe would be a fun addition to the board - asides from merely "email someone" at the bottom.

so far the people i know who've taken it are Heather, Zach-o, Meester Goldfish and . soma .

and crazily - i've taken it twice and go figure, i'm 100% compatible with myself! GO FIGURE! ( under different emails... me so stupid ) ... not only that, but i'm 88% compatable with ... -GASP- heather!

really odd eh?

not only that - it seems to have odd-end classifications
so go there. check it out.

and maybe jimmoi can join the 'find a date' thing. heh.

Now I know what Chris you all refer to. It’s "Bitch Tits" from when I had first aid with Jimmi. I also had him in Wymer’s class. The rednecks were in that class and we called him bitch tits, then I had him in Brown’s class, and I think we called him bitch tits there too. I hate that little fuck.

Dead Chris Farley kicks ass. Just goes to show, hard drugs are NOT pretty.

Well, anyway....I told Lawrence to check his email, so he should get the invite.


Later.

From: Andrew Joseph
Date: 5 Mar 2001 03:33:56 -0800
To: a10wi5hu5@icqmail.com
Subject: seen you on ekissable


I just had to tell you that you are beautiful looks like a really good picture to. Moving to MI huh that's where i live! I just wanna know how somebody like you can manage to be single! It just doesn't add up!
you have a great smile! why are you moving to michigan?

see ya, "oh beautiful one"
andrew

I would just like to state that this is one of the reasons why I was never good at 'getting the women' ... you see - I wouldn't be so sappy as to write something as horribly stupid as thus to someone I didn't even know. In any event : remember this everyone :

When you're online and you want to fuck some chic you saw online, always end the electronic mail with " oh beautiful one" ... it's a dead ringer for "oh my god he is so good with words i want him to fuck me in the tight little asshole" .... seriously, it is.

Ok then.......

James
FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE-
SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIF-
IC STUDY COMBINED WITH THE
EXPERIENCE OF YEARS
The answer is 5.
(duh?)

Jimmi
What did your parents do with all your stuff? Will you get any of it back?

So this has been the most boring weekend I think I’ve ever had. I didn’t get shit done. Friday pissed me off so bad, I was going to call in sick tomorrow and Tuesday, but after the last two days I can’t stand to sit around here and do nothing anymore.

"I’m a fool to do your dirty work."

Anyway they are still more or less fucking me at work (in a bad way, mind you), but they are paying me halfway decent, so the shit I get has become more or less tolerable. And I haven’t been chewed out in a whole two weeks. But they are still treating me like shit.


Fuck it.
...

since he's made it - the other guy should be around soon.
egg salad

on another note : Jeff died in the earthquake... so nobody will ever know what his 'mega post' was about. boo-hoo. oh wait... no..

egg salad x2

....

egg salad x3

that'll do, that'll do pig.

...

egg salad x4

Heh YEA. Jesse's here......this could get interesting.

.... hmmm.
i will re-do this, as i am curious as to what people do.


FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE-
SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIF-
IC STUDY COMBINED WITH THE
EXPERIENCE OF YEARS


I want to know :
1) how many instances the letter "F" occurs and
2) what manner did you use to find your answer of how many instances there are?

if you get the correct # of instances you are supposidively a "genius" ... but I got the correct # of instances. . . . meaning that'd make me a genius. and we all know how that cannot possibly be true : therefore if you get the correct # of instances you are not a genius as much as you notice things that "normal" people dont.

and noticing things never got anyone a job.
especially me.

if you've noticed - i put up a new 'button' on the left side there, right under the 512productions button. i mad the button myself.
click on it. you'll get a kick. or at least i did. hee hee.

I went to a fabric expo with Maple today. It was fun. We [she] yelled stuff at strangers. I bought lots of lace for a few craft projects. Yes, I love crafts. Damn my womanlyness.