December 12, 2000

Korn? Bleh. Well, aside from their first album... bleh. Well... I think I'm going to make a habit of blogging. I need to... I don't have anything better to do. Oh yeah... Limp Bizkit just plain ol' sucks. I mean, they suck in a way that makes me question the existence of the universe and all existence... (42). Speaking of, I just recently read the Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy (I know! I know! I should have read it by now, but I never got around to it). Anyhow. I'm bored...


today wasnt a good day. I have no sacrifice. Im just really out of it today. bleh.
The me that you know, he doesn't come around much
that part of me... isn't here anymore.

The average speed enrt. to the school today, courtesy of Brice, was 90mph. I find that ... disturbing. All I could think about was the show I watched yesterday about some girl getting in a car accident and having her 'poor unborn child' die. You know, I don't really give a shit about some girl who was on some person's ass and had to brake and then ran into some truck. I almost cry because the person in front of her was actually convicted for vehicular homicide and vehicular assault. Oh well. The toss-up on whether or not I'll be watching boobies (jewish) and/or the ... uh. other thing is still in the air. Today is mellow. Definately mellow - in a normal sense I'd probably be bitching about almost everything I could think about - ie : Sacrifice. But you know what? I'm going to go burn in hell for everything I could ever possibly think about. SHIT. I FEEL LIKE DOUGIE HOUSER.
In the garden of sweden . . . . baybeh

December 11, 2000

I burn-ed me. I feel very sad, for also and as well Jamie wouldn't eat the cookies which were made especially for him. I feel very sad. In other news, Jimi ate the peanut brittle-and I spilt it on my arm. Do you know how hot peanut brittle is? 305F. Damn, that hurt.

Ok. I am 3% into downloading a 174.49MB download - which will take me approximately 39hours. Does that seem a lot to you? I think I might email the people and get me a ceedee in the mail. That'll be fun. Unless I want to wait for umpteen hours for the program. Hopefully my part of a bargain I made with Aaron will be fullfilled - and by this time tomorrow i'll be lolly-gagging in the glory that is Sacrifice
{ WARNING : A GAME HAS BEEN MENTIONED - SLIM : BETTER START BITCHING! }
heee. Anywho. Other than that there isn't much of anything happening. I remember I had two emails - and the other email address barely even had any much of anything sent to it. I've found myself begining to become addicted to a singer'ess ( ? ) by the name of Aimee Mann - have I mentioned her? Well damn. I need to stop bolding things as well, but I can't help it... it's an unnatrual habit. I might stay after and watch shindlet's list ( yes, shindlet, like jiglet/niglet only shindlet ) in DS's room. However I believe that's the improv day. Oh horrible fate such as these - what am I to do? Watch jewish girls have their jewish boobies get fondled and played with in an entertaining fashion by nazi oppressors who wish the little jewish boobies weren't so jewish - or sit around with a bunch of fools and come up with semi-funny little diddies? The world may never know.
¡¡ JAYAM SHINDLET !!
Blah.

You guys would not believe the amount of paperwork I have to deal with on a daily basis. I mean, the shit from when I was in school seems so light compared to what i have now.

And those bastards in payrole and HR keep sending me more.

now its all the medical shit.

And life insurance. I'm 19, how the fuck am i supposed to pick a beneficiary when I'm only 19? I have THREE fucking life insurance policies. but i don't think i pay for any of them (not sure, but we'll see when the next check comes)

plus my own medical, dental, vision, long term disability, short term disability, wage insurance. and on. Lets not forget retirement. SERS plan 3. fuck............
I am about to finish making peanut brittle. Maybe I will bring Jimi some food on the way to Russian. . .

Oh god. Anything but "A case of the Mondays." FUCK YOU JIMMOI!
FUUUUHHHH-KKKKK_--__YYYEEEEWWWWWW~!!!!~!!!!!~~!!!!!!
now all day I'm going to be thinking " looks like someone has a case of the mondays."
UUGUGHGHHHHRHRHHH.
My h8 4 U is MORE then yur h8 4 ME
-exit stage left

December 10, 2000

hhmmm....so James has semi-nude photos of some female, does he? I'll gladly take them off his hands......
Lazer tag is paintball for pussies. Straight up. And paintball is the best sport ever.
Costco does kicks ass, more so when someone you know, like, say, your brother, works there. Then you can do donuts in the parking lot all you want and the employees don't get pissed they're just like "whoa, that's pat's brother!!"

but the gas pumps at the south-hill one suck major ass they aren't long enough for the fillers on my truck, and it takes forever to get 45 gallons of gas at 1/4 throttle on the fucking pump. man was i pissed that night.
and this whole big "arctic blast" bullshit appears to be nothing but media hype.

it's warmer today than it was yesterday.
well time for games.
NEWSFLASH: I am not the one with semi-nude photos of my past intrigues.
Fucker

My mother is aggrivating me. Heather's recent actions aggrivate me. The fact I have to redownload rpgmaker aggrivates me. That Anthony can't remember a fucking ceedee, aggrivates me. At the moment I'm very, very aggrivated. Everything seems to be pissing me off. Oh, wait - to add insult to injury, she not only has pissed me off [ Heather ] she's also posting about her actions to piss me off even more. I am, to say the least, infuriated. I'm going to break something. I need something to break. Maybe i'll clean my god damn room. Minor note : To correctly play the rpgmaker2000 you have to get two files. this one and this one. Get those two, install them both - and the rpgmaker will work. I plan to make my own rpg. It will be entertaining. However, I am still angry. So close I am to spouting out the vile things which cross my mind. No. . . . I'm just very aggrivated. .... I think I will go clean my room after calling Heather... yes. that'll be fine.
It's not what you thought, when you first began it.
You got what you want, you can hardly stand it though, by now you know :
It's not going to stop, it's not going to stop,
it's not going to stop, until you wise up.
You're sure there's a cure, and you have finally found it.
You think one drink will shrink it to your underground
But it's not going to stop, it's not going to stop, it's not going to stop, until you wise up.
Prepare a list for what you need, before you sign away the deed,
because it's not going to stop, it's not going to stop,
it's not going to stop,
Until you wise up, no it's not going to stop,
until you wise up, no it's not going to stop,
so just give up.
I am listening to Tori. She is singing to me, going "Not tonight, Josephine/ In an army's strength therein lies the denounement/ From here you're haunting me. . ." I love this song so very much, because you see Pinko's and I were listening to it for the very first time and she thought when Tori said "Moscow burning" that she heard "masturbating". It was really quite entertaining.

As I am outnumbered by males, I wish to pose a question to all of you. Now, let's say you had a really hot couple of ex-girlfriends, and now you have one who maybe isn't as pretty as they were. Do you think it would be appropriate to keep scantily clad pictures of them on file-namely in the dresser drawer normally reserved for pornographic materials-and remember that they were there? because it seems that it might be a less *sinful* offence if they just happened to be in, for instance, a photo album that has long since been forgotten, but it really sucks when they are so close at hand that they can be brought up anytime they're desired.

Meanwhile, I have, as of yet, not ever been in a Costco. I assume that it is similar ti the Sam's Clubs down south. For confirmation of their purpose, please answer this--> could one aquire, say, a canister that makes approximately 200 quarts of Kool-Aid?
Well Its offishial, I no longer suk ass at debate, my partner and I took home a SEKOND place trophy last night at the Rogers Winter Klassik Debate Kompetition. Had we have won the 6th round we would have taken 1st, however that didnt happen so I will just be damn greatful that we got sekond.
JIMMY!!!! How have you been doing? I havn't heard from you in forever, like....june. Hows the real world treating you? I dont imagine its as great as everyone makes it out to be...
Well I must say, I love Kostko. Slim was right. Mommy dearest bought a 5 lb bag of kandy so that i kould give it to my sekret santa for kristmas, and I only have to re-emburs her $4. Thats it!!! Its a magikal land filled with grand things... If i kould choose were to go when i die, I would choose kostko.
Remember- all good children go to heaven.

For some odd reason I find myself wondering what the porn star Holly Hollywood's favorite book is. I wonder if she even reads? Oh well. I am content watching her naked body sprawled out in every possible manner one as the female species could possibly ever be sprawled out. I find it oddly humorous that she can bend in such ways... because I can't. That and I think she has some sort of fetish for lesbian activity. . . . hmm. For those of you who would like to know further - a friend of mine sent me the following site ( and please dont click on it if you are 1. at school, 2. near parents, or 3. offended by graphic nudity ) Holly Hollywood's Website. Oh well. In any event . . .
Also this has just been shot out at me --> Red Moon Online. Going to look into that. Final note : Laser tag sucks, and I cannot stress how much, ass.
And I have that song from magnolia in my head. damnit.
tired.
for those of you who care, it is 1.11am.
and btw -
the reason jimmoi is so hostile towards me is because he is jelush of me.
jelush of my koool car, and my neat-o job, and my slacker attitude.
HE IS JELUSH OF EVERURYTHING.
---
you can take that BUTTSEX, and STICK IT IN YOUR REAR,
(wha?) STICK IT IN YOUR REAR
(wha?) STICK IT IN YOUR
(huh?) REAR
(um?) REAR
YEA, STICK IT IN YOUR REAR.

December 09, 2000

So does Jimmy have a stalker now or something?
This whole "buttsex" thing is freaking me out a little.

Makes me think twice about going out in the woods with you guys and guns...

But anyway I got two cases of spray paint today for cheap so I guess my christmas shopping is done now.

ah, so much bitching to do, so little time. so I'll go play games now.

Later.
JIMMY!!!!!! glad to see you, man. You in college?

which target do you work at?

I never knew you were a republic dork.

But somehow, I didn't loose any respect for you. That's strange. When Andy Davis told me he voted for W, I hung up on his ass. And he called all the way from Texas (Lackland AFB)

Anyway, me gotsta go oil me boots.

and play star wars pod racer
Well, I am glad to see that our dear Mr. Miller has finally found the time to join us- I never thought I'd be so happy to hear of buttsex. However, I must be brief now, and just mention that the Cascade blood drive only takes blood from those morons who haven't but the wit to warm themselves, and certainly not so much as to feed thyselves! So, in closing: fuck you, not mud.

December 08, 2000

I, too am unable to donate blood due to an operation I had as a small child that required a blood transfusion. This was just prior to their testing the blod suply for HIV.....even though I've been tested and come back negative, they still wouldn't let me without a note from my doctor (and I'm not going through that much trouble)

besides, I hate needles.