October 21, 2004

Time for another SPLEEN! post.

Dream Shad0ws:
too much SPLEEN!
Je Disparais: there is never enough SPLEEN?!!!!
Dream Shad0ws:
YES THERE IS!
Je Disparais: NO! Spleen is good ALL THE TIME!!!
Je Disparais: my personal favorite:
Dream Shad0ws:
SPLEAN BAD!
Je Disparais: The SPLEEN-BURGER
Dream Shad0ws:
SPLEEN GOOD!
Je Disparais: lightly toasted on a sesame seed bun
Je Disparais: TAST-O-RIFFIC!
Dream Shad0ws:
what about on some dried liver?
Je Disparais: LIVER FRIES
Dream Shad0ws:
with castor oil
Je Disparais: SPLEEN BURGER WITH A SIDE O'LIVER
Dream Shad0ws:
baked in feline gut?
Dream Shad0ws:
topped with eye-o-chiken?
Dream Shad0ws:
stuffed with spleen puree?
Je Disparais: well now you're just being crazy
Je Disparais: but spleen... oh it's tasty
Je Disparais: people should eat the spleens of their enemies
Dream Shad0ws:
what's your favorite spleen?
Je Disparais: that is what i plan to do to Collins.
Je Disparais: mwahaha
Dream Shad0ws:
Collins has no spleen, it was removed last year and desimated.
Dream Shad0ws:
your plan is ruined
Dream Shad0ws:
plus i gave him strong drugs
Je Disparais: hehe
Je Disparais: Well there is Collins number 2
Je Disparais: the untainted one.
Dream Shad0ws:
True... He might be delectable.
Dream Shad0ws:
how do you plan to prepare the rest of your feast?
Je Disparais: well Spleen is a hearty meal in it of itself.
Je Disparais: but if there's room, mashed potatoes work well as a side
Dream Shad0ws:
aren't you tired of shitting spleen yet?
Je Disparais: it's a delicacy, i don't have it often

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